Lord of the plains, that’s me Minnesota Timberwolves junkie

Los Angeles, CA
I bring a sort of Domino’s Pizza Tracker vibe to the orgy that people having sex don’t really like
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Replying to @Frat_Stafford
No Latinas or black women 0/10
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Replying to @TheBestqueenx
Maybe don’t record the dead driver
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Replying to @AywaRhiannon
“I had a lot of luck. And my dad owns Netflix.”
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Just got mine too
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Replying to @FOX9
I have PTSD from repeatedly watching cops kill innocent people on my screens
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Duh it’s dissolved
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Replying to @DamnJazAgain
This is literally fanfic
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Replying to @notbuaydubz
The Olympics was great for him tbh
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Replying to @refocusedmedia
Disney will spend 150 mill on a picture and not even come close to this
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Replying to @DaFiretruck
Someone had to say it brother
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Replying to @ambiguousanimal
This a sign, white boy summer is upon us
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You’ve probably got a micro penis to match your micro brain prison is the ideal place for you
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Replying to @luca6290
It’s crazy that this was all captured so well in amateur video more than 20 years ago. These people did the tragedy such a great service by capturing the evidence of what happened and preserving it for history.
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Replying to @natureismetaI
Well he’s not very good at it
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Replying to @filmfae
Just thinking about that scene fucking breaks me
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Replying to @CELLPHONECRYING
Guarantee he’s never seen a Glock with an extendo
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Replying to @ybpsmeeths
She is levitating
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Replying to @jefposk
@BrandonStraka it doesn’t have to be a law. They’re a company and they can enforce their policies as they want. There is no such thing as “those who cannot wear a mask” you don’t get to have an unmasked face as your safe space
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Replying to @loserbf69_
It’s something that you need to have cuz when she leave yo ass she gon leave with half
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Replying to @justin_halpern
I’m tired and this seems legit
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I don’t understand. Who was tricked? The NIU coach didn’t seem to be buying it. What am I missing?
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Replying to @NeilNevins
I remember when they asked how often they’re all banging and Hal says twice and they’re like twice a week! And Hal’s like oh weekly? 14.
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Replying to @RaheemKassam
I hear there’s beautiful beautiful tests too. The president has natural ability for this and his incredible leadership will not only save lives during this period, but ultimately create a new baby boom.
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Hey @Sethrogen which places in LA will have your flower tomorrow? My wife is gonna drive down from Bakersfield to get me some and a little info would be great.
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Replying to @yoyotrav
She’s not wrong.
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Brother you are missing out
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Replying to @paprbckparadise
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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Replying to @sasimons
“People spend all day saying white people are racist, I’m sick of it. Other races do it too! Now, fellow white, let us both speak in stereotypical Asian accents and rank Asian ethnicities!”
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Jesus Christ even his dubbing sessions are exceptional
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Replying to @Complex
He’s cool af tho
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Replying to @Complex
lol he just spent 160 million doing de-aging CGI for a film that’s almost exclusively showing on Netflix gtfoh old man
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Replying to @DJZeeti
Apple Music already existed in 2014
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Replying to @jierisu @MeekMill
“Momma!”
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Replying to @DunkinDoubleCup
Canadian pull hitter Jordan Obama
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Here ya go bud
Trump says his idea for stopping crime is to allow for “one really violent day”: “One rough hour, and I mean real rough...”
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Kev, you know as well as I do they couldn’t care any less about these facts. They’ve got a narrative to push to the base.
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Replying to @Tyre_94
Shorty he’s looking at is levitating
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Replying to @automaticnba
Why do they hate him so much
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Replying to @CalebJHull
Someone reply to this with the vid of that boomer taking the leaf blower to his face and his wife catches him
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Replying to @EvannHaley
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how one day our planet will be consumed by the sun and every trace of our existence will be reduced to ashes
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Replying to @darthlux @DarthLux
Picked up a stray one time and she was pregnant. These are a few of her babies.
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Replying to @stellamilfburn
Just checkin the till kills me every time
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Replying to @Complex
Please hurt me @emiliaclarke
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They’ve been so good for so long, but Wasting Light is one of the very best albums ever.
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Replying to @_FloMilli
By “it” do you mean COVID?
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The 68K inheritance and 6-figure income is the strategy
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Replying to @DaneMooreNBA
They’re going to absolutely fuck shit up next season, give Dilly more minutes please
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Replying to @novathaOG
I eat it for my pleasure
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Replying to @khyrideaux
Baby that thing has gravity 😩
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Right?!! Saved Lebron legacy? What did David Robinson, Tony Parker, Manu, and Kawhi do for Timmy legacy?
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Replying to @LoLowlights
Dumpster fouled him twice man
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Replying to @Maddy_Matinee
There has never been a line that Danny didn’t deliver absolutely perfectly
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Replying to @30SecFight
He did it again after the slap I can’t even 🤣🤣🤣
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But he couldn’t guard kyrie. There’s footage. Kid cooked everyone on that floor with his handles. Got kobe twice.
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Replying to @ChristopherHine
I’m obsessed with this team like a schoolgirl feeling her first crush
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Replying to @sreekyshooter
No foul baiting in FIBA
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6 feckin pictures
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Replying to @khyrideaux
Oh my goodness 😩
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Replying to @sports_only_
I immediately zeroed in on the leg tat
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I haven’t gotten over using 90 minutes for a snack from 8-9:30.
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Replying to @anataylorcougar
For my own pleasure
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Replying to @FamousBriiii
Nope. I love them 😩
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Replying to @clevelandreaper
Young Sheldon doing like 30 million viewers lol
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Replying to @edsbs
This is the Ryan who said no to being in Backstreet Boys to pursue acting instead
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Replying to @FINALLEVEL @fatjoe
Yo that Versace jacket tho 👀
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Fuuuuuck China.
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The avengers brought together literally hundreds of character arcs and had to resolve them in 2 films. The Irishman is basically a mob flick. You ignorant consumer, leave film critique to those of us actually educated in the field.
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It means he’s impeached dummy. It’s a 2 step process. The house impeached the senate tries. The senate can’t undo impeachment, even if they don’t remove him. Read a book.
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Replying to @parmererin
Omg your smile 🫠🫠🫠
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Replying to @beautiful_sue
Are you “into” redheads
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Replying to @BADxDC @THEKIDMERO
“Sure, you can ‘hold something.’ Here’s 20 bucks, pal.”
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Ok so your nipples are perfect
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Replying to @MoviesVFx
Yo holy shit
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Replying to @astromamii_
That curvature is something else 🫠🫠
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Replying to @Gabrielle_talis
I would start a war for you
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Replying to @Tedoffthegrid
Hot 🥵
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Ballerina farm bruv
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Replying to @jonhamm45 @Complex
It’s like 8 hours bring a blanket and catheter.
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I love the ep when he had beef with the garbage man
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Replying to @hiattb
As a 23 year old in 2012, I can confirm that it was a utopian fever dream
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Replying to @NBAPaint1
If Draymond didn’t play with Steph he wouldn’t be remembered at all
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You might be a sociopath.
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Define winning please?
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Replying to @lilleeonnax3
Is the little booty in the room with us right now?
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Replying to @Pureevilbich
PSH was such a great villain
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Replying to @maybeimabelle
You’re literally so gorgeous oh my goodness
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Replying to @ecareyo
Don’t talk me I angy
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That’s an 89 Chevy Caprice lol
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Replying to @LeJuiceeeee
I actually neeeed you
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Replying to @jiggyjayy2
You like redheads?
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Replying to @faiygo_
🎶 baby you got a body like a Benz 🎶
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Replying to @parlayprincesa
I’m sayin
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Replying to @MeekMill
5200 better
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Replying to @finegalchas
Are you looking for any more boyfriends?
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Replying to @SkyeAsiyanbi
Simply the baddest, it’s not even close
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Replying to @Complex
Duh. Shot him in the back while he was running away.
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