Lord of the plains, that’s me Minnesota Timberwolves junkie
Los Angeles, CA
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I bring a sort of Domino’s Pizza Tracker vibe to the orgy that people having sex don’t really like
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You’ve probably got a micro penis to match your micro brain prison is the ideal place for you
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It’s crazy that this was all captured so well in amateur video more than 20 years ago. These people did the tragedy such a great service by capturing the evidence of what happened and preserving it for history.
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@BrandonStraka it doesn’t have to be a law. They’re a company and they can enforce their policies as they want. There is no such thing as “those who cannot wear a mask” you don’t get to have an unmasked face as your safe space
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I don’t understand. Who was tricked? The NIU coach didn’t seem to be buying it. What am I missing?
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I remember when they asked how often they’re all banging and Hal says twice and they’re like twice a week! And Hal’s like oh weekly? 14.
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I hear there’s beautiful beautiful tests too. The president has natural ability for this and his incredible leadership will not only save lives during this period, but ultimately create a new baby boom.
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Hey @Sethrogen which places in LA will have your flower tomorrow? My wife is gonna drive down from Bakersfield to get me some and a little info would be great.
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“People spend all day saying white people are racist, I’m sick of it. Other races do it too! Now, fellow white, let us both speak in stereotypical Asian accents and rank Asian ethnicities!”
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lol he just spent 160 million doing de-aging CGI for a film that’s almost exclusively showing on Netflix gtfoh old man
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Kev, you know as well as I do they couldn’t care any less about these facts. They’ve got a narrative to push to the base.
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Someone reply to this with the vid of that boomer taking the leaf blower to his face and his wife catches him
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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how one day our planet will be consumed by the sun and every trace of our existence will be reduced to ashes
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They’ve been so good for so long, but Wasting Light is one of the very best albums ever.
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Right?!! Saved Lebron legacy? What did David Robinson, Tony Parker, Manu, and Kawhi do for Timmy legacy?
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But he couldn’t guard kyrie. There’s footage. Kid cooked everyone on that floor with his handles. Got kobe twice.
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The avengers brought together literally hundreds of character arcs and had to resolve them in 2 films. The Irishman is basically a mob flick. You ignorant consumer, leave film critique to those of us actually educated in the field.
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It means he’s impeached dummy. It’s a 2 step process. The house impeached the senate tries. The senate can’t undo impeachment, even if they don’t remove him. Read a book.
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