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MEGA SCORING CHART: Regular season -> Postseason prime scoring of nba greats. ➡️ Era adjusted per possession scoring ⬆️ Relative scoring efficiency How statistically good of a scorer was your favourite player in their prime? 👀
132
144
1,545
735,211
at least Draymond was working on his game
The 2018 warriors did not give a shit about anyone lmao 😭
324
8,171
112,070
6,929,438
Getting cooked by this type of hooper will have you rethinking everything but bro is actually tuff 😂🔥
902
9,573
109,996
9,358,163
speed gif tier list
bored waiting for games to start so flight gifs tier list
631
6,846
104,302
5,937,077
JJ Redick in college, LeBron 27/7/7 JJ Redick nba rookie, LeBron 27/7/6 JJ Redick nba starter, LeBron 27/7/6 JJ Redick 15 year vet, LeBron 25/8/8 JJ Redick analyst/podcaster, LeBron 26/8/7 JJ Redick LeBron's coach, LeBron 25/9/8
118
8,554
100,766
5,304,307
“birthdays” after high school
how nggas don’t care about they birthday really need to be studied
143
4,878
76,760
3,826,720
Bronny James career winning percentage: 100% Michael Jordan career winning percentage: 65.9% I know who my goat is.
The Lakers are undefeated in the Bronny James era.
68
3,627
77,325
4,555,388
crazy aura
BIG SHOUT OUT TO THAT KNICK FAN THAT JUST WON A NEW CAR
172
3,800
67,545
4,622,382
Why she look like Westbrook
Community note
The woman looks like Westbrook because because the video is a deepfake es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepfake Here is the original video: nitter.app/WFSBnews/statu
558
4,237
65,456
5,916,765
PG heading into year 14 Steph heading into year 15 Harden heading into year 15 Russ heading into year 16 KD heading into year 17 CP3 heading into year 19 Bron heading into year 21 We're truly nearing the end of a generation 💔💔
418
7,031
60,484
5,034,068
whoever put together this "potential starting five" should be fired im 100% serious
The Spurs potential starting five after the De'Aaron Fox trade 👀
376
2,502
61,291
4,412,417
that Gobert jersey in front of him got him splashin threes off pure hate I’m cryin
Steph keeping Dray company while he gets shots up at shootaround
215
5,890
62,155
3,422,292
Centel pages for... teams??!??!
219
1,401
59,238
1,089,336
I can't stop watching her highlights my god this is filthy work
1,224
6,311
59,530
3,610,381
most obvious aging stars vs rising stars vs international stars gimmick
Here are the 2025 NBA All-Star teams ⭐️
162
2,224
55,028
3,400,767
Marketing a once in a lifetime player with a once in a lifetime event.. yeah they got it man
The total eclipse has just begun. 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑
50
2,803
48,088
2,169,677
(Draymond) hits Rudy Gobert and the Wolves with a night night
220
4,071
48,598
6,779,173
he aged 15 years in 5 seasons
Luka Dončić rookie-season dunks
238
1,639
44,680
3,920,907
everything about this is perfect dawg this tweet and account is generational
The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
13
1,836
46,721
1,031,674
delete pls
With LeBron heading to LA this weekend, see how the 👑raises his game with the ⭐️'s sitting courtside: es.pn/2Fp2sOf
72
2,368
45,009
3,014,262
“Jury still out”
Ohhhhhhhh brotherrrr!!!!! Magic slept around. Michael slept around. Kobe caught a case. Shaq has openly admitted to cheating. LeBron…. Jury still out. That white man in Boston barely claimed his daughter. Steph is the only “family man” on this list
108
1,311
45,172
3,497,376
they way too tapped in on twitter 😭😭😭
Darius Garland: “Shoutout Skims” Donovan Mitchell: “THE MEAT OFF” Darius Garland: “The meat off”
61
1,013
43,751
1,926,269
cryin there were real roty talks when shes the best rookie ever
Caitlin Clark is the All-Time Rookie leader in Points, Assists, and 3PM, h/t @StatMamba. Special season. 🔥🔥
112
1,679
42,391
2,105,408
LeBron at almost 39 Vince Carter at 39
159
3,044
40,033
3,659,882
cant lie to yall this is nasty 😭😭
377
1,082
40,349
4,623,338
yo she really got steph's whole face lmao ayesha's genes aint put up any type of fight
riley and ayesha celebrating steph's play-in win 🥹 (via: @/nbcsauthentic • ig)
129
864
40,116
3,864,781
father time really closing that gap bro im not ready
Lebron and Obi mini dunk contest after their workout 🔥 (via @ChrisJHoops)
197
1,830
39,063
2,935,383
This genuinely hurts my heart to watch
Gotta be the worst flop I ever seen 😭 (via zleetv_hoops/IG)
373
2,351
37,845
2,986,531
Half the app gon retire from the nba with him
The day Bron announces his retirement Twitter might break into pieces
78
1,964
37,692
1,175,303
Such a shame future and current younger generations will never know what it was like to open up 2k14 for the first time
First Look at SGA in #NBA2K26 🔥
296
1,519
36,576
7,562,172
Things I wish the NBA would add but probably never will: - extra foul per OT - nba cup winner gets an extra win - if a coach gets a tech, the other coach shoots the FT - 1v1 tourney at AS weekend, dont even care who's in it anymore i just wanna see it What are some of yours?
771
679
36,148
3,928,856
Stop teasing us and give us that 1v1 tournament at all star weekend already @NBA
Kyrie beat the whole Mavs roster in a 1v1 tournament 💪 Even got a championship belt 🤣 (via @dallasmavs, @luka7doncic)
92
2,589
35,911
1,211,994
we’re only a few years away from rookies who were born in 2010
how it feels to be older than the rookies on your favorite team

ALT Rabbit Alice In Wonderland GIF

89
850
36,484
1,283,528
Never seen two mfs who wanna play together so badly let’s get it done already
Stephen to LeBron SHOWTIME ⚡️ 📺 FS1
33
1,369
34,262
971,005
demolishes the WHO at 1:15
MAMU WENT OFF TONIGHT FOR 34 PTS IN 19 MIN 🤯 HE WAS 7/7 FROM DOWNTOWN 🔥
206
2,248
34,914
3,500,044
BRUTAL time to be that “we don’t care about womens sports” guy
BREAKING: The Iowa-LSU game averaged 12.3 million viewers on ESPN, making it the most-watched women's college basketball game ever. What a MASSIVE, MASSIVE number.
577
1,757
32,783
1,596,541
LeBron was the only player averaging 15/5/5 in 2012
73
559
33,953
3,401,083
That 5 year $514 million contract gonna go crazy
How much is Wemby 3rd contract gonna be for lmao
31
1,233
33,476
924,562
have you won 5 games in a row this decade
207
538
32,418
4,927,801
Replying to @TheDunkCentral @TMZ
nice to see him smiling after going through something like that man i can't even imagine
19
91
32,055
557,928
JJ Redick had multiple elite college years, got drafted to the NBA, played longer than 95% of players in NBA history have, retired and became an analyst/podcaster for years, retired to become a head coach and the entire time LeBron has been a top 10 player.
LeBron's longevity is truly just hilarious at this point like wdym a player had 39/7/6 on 76 TS% in his 22nd season lol that sounds so fake
34
1,930
31,255
1,615,333
7 achilles tears and now this... FUCK this year bro
Halftime injury update: Red Panda fell before getting started, left court clutching her left wrist.
29
969
31,767
1,648,737
Everything every team has done so far in the offseason
439
2,419
31,318
3,459,700
LeBron James 46 PTS, 11 REB, 9 AST elimination game 7 years ago today
192
1,725
30,809
3,422,254
Career triple doubles: 30 — Michael Jordan 33 — LeBron James after turning 35
165
1,748
30,414
1,287,042
LeBron is hilariously consistent lol
194
1,072
29,831
1,419,508
he knows EXACTLY how to win the fans over lol
Playoff Jimmy is ready
87
605
29,667
3,613,929
CP3 has really played for like all his biggest playoff rivals from his prime at this point lol
Chris Paul’s response to Gregg Popovich saying he’s despised him for years: “It’s mutual” 😂
25
995
28,408
979,490
Replying to @Giannis_An34
Lowkey
35
721
27,088
907,017
Replying to @MiamiHEAT
NBA teams honouring Centel dawg we live in a crazy timeline
16
304
27,647
185,481
just disintegrate the eastern conference if Giannis goes west
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO YOU 🫵🏻 ARE A SAN ANTONIO SPUR
77
644
27,480
1,934,938
The 2023 NBA Finals Hope you’re happy 😒
34
2,069
25,840
2,256,646
when you have like a 96% hit rate you're allowed to say this with no shame
30
902
26,741
1,236,041
Ppl be finding the most hilarious correlations 😂
56
1,241
25,515
1,415,476
I feel like I'm the only person that knows/remembers that Dame is the only player in NBA history to compete in every all star weekend event
Damian Lillard is the first player in NBA history to win the 3PT contest and the All-Star game MVP in the same season.
123
1,019
25,382
4,427,871
Heat vs Denver final is a nice story for Jokic and Butler first ring for one of them which is cool but I’m not watching that. Dead ass won’t even watch highlights
131
2,858
24,770
4,002,495
His dunk on anonymous team USA player in the finals was amazing well deserved 👏
Free agent F Guerschon Yabusele has agreed on a one-year, $2.1 million minimum deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, sources tell ESPN. Yabusele is rejoining the NBA’s Eastern Conference after leaving the Boston Celtics for Real Madrid in 2019.
64
1,389
25,165
1,297,009
like bro 😭
that Grant Williams floater deadass mighta been one of the worst shot attempts ive ever seen
132
1,559
25,300
1,911,073
THE PACERS DID IT AGAIN 😭😭😭
143
1,465
24,565
3,692,140
Guess the player: Super Easy
769
478
24,211
7,855,856
The martians really waited for Iggy to retire to attack 😩
Victor Wembanyama tonight: 38 points 10 rebounds 2 blocks 58% FG SPECIAL nitter.app/IQfor3/status/17202970…
71
1,315
23,262
2,148,946
Pacers cut it to 4 and they subbed in Ben Sheppard over Pascal Siakam
81
1,013
23,740
1,239,909
A player passes 90 and this how they getting guarded for the rest of the game
47
882
22,426
1,071,014
bro wtf how is this even possible 💀
Giannis had 37 points on 17/22 shooting the Bucks were even with the Grizzlies in his 33 minutes and they lost by 24
124
889
22,895
2,277,371
Kawhi had 39 on 93% ts and EVERY single bucket was needed for the win wow man
32
574
23,224
921,527
Lavar really went 2.8/3
LIANGELO BALL 👏 High school: 72 PTS Lithuania: 72 PTS JBA Championship: 58 PTS Drew League: 52 PTS NBA G League Debut : 22 PTS NBA Summer League: 16 PTS Rapper: $13M Deal
27
381
22,639
1,313,382
Rockets Warriors series
129
2,030
22,349
804,114
Biggest draft steal in nba history
With the 41st pick in the 2014 #NBADraft, the Denver Nuggets select Nikola Jokic.
68
1,444
21,290
4,068,975
have you made any kind of move through two days of free agency
98
476
22,122
1,298,595
Manu Ginóbili was really one of the sauciest players ever
172
3,388
20,963
8,146,497
Sam Presti
The New Orleans Pelicans are trading center Daniel Theis and draft compensation to the Oklahoma City Thunder, sources tell ESPN.
20
403
21,545
700,116
AG... CLUTCH!
97
519
21,533
1,678,122
bro aint no way😭😭
187
1,334
21,207
1,300,492
honestly understandable
Just asked a non sports/basketball fan how old they thought Grayson Allen was at the free throw line They said 52
84
416
20,603
1,171,691
Commentator sold the "do you believe in magic" line 😭
COLE ANTHONY GAME WINNER 🚨 MAGIC CLOSE ON A 22-4 RUN 🤯
28
454
20,602
953,594
What happened to the game we love man 💔
227
3,225
19,787
2,493,881
Guess the player: Expert Difficulty
998
417
19,752
8,556,755
Guess the team 💀
330
589
18,720
6,360,726
Pacers were up 24 then went on a 19-2 run in 3 minutes 😭😭😭
28
270
19,313
853,884
Playoff record when trailing by 7 points with less than 1:30 left in the game: 2025 Indiana Pacers: 2-0 Every other team in the last 20 years: 1-384
103
1,364
19,378
1,292,989
2016 Steph Curry was not real
Crazy Stat of Day: @StephenCurry30 has made more 3-pointers so far this season than 5 NBA TEAMS.
50
1,504
18,381
2,248,329
At the end of the season someone needs to gather all the best quote graphics and run a twitter poll tournament 😂 This one would be a STRONG contender to win it all no doubt
Oh my goodness they just gave us a GOAT contender
112
514
18,293
1,489,903
This shit feels like a MyCareer cutscene Wemby really that 1 huh
WEMBY IS A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!
15
690
18,243
959,409
Payton Pritchard in game 82 over the last 3 years: 34.0 PPG 10.0 APG 10.0 RPG 67 2P% 50 3P% 100 FT% 73 TS%
@automaticnba can you find out what Payton Pritchard averages on the last game of the season? Feel like he hoops every year
39
470
17,787
1,231,143
Even the ref locked in
I’m crying they harrassing this nigga
46
749
17,007
1,091,057
Lakers fans who used to really clown LeBron and his fans turning into some of the biggest Bron fans today is just hilarious to me im sorry
how many NBA Finals losses is LeBron about to have..?
201
1,068
16,543
4,425,859
Every Lakers Nuggets game is deadass just slightly different versions of the same script
35
703
16,676
669,583
nasty statline
What’s a forgotten statline that should get more recognition?
128
1,429
16,871
849,429
he never played in a sonics jersey dawg
Westbrook got his own Shaq rainbow 😳
27
252
16,814
642,857
Andrew Nembhard
61
977
16,723
1,244,034
Guess the player: EXTREME difficulty
943
279
17,003
5,787,588
Tired: LeBron is almost at 42k points Wired: LeBron is actually almost at 50k points, now at 49,999 including playoffs Inspired: LeBron is already at 50,074 points including playoffs and play-in
LeBron was one point shy from 50K career points 😅
53
255
16,999
1,199,462
The disrespect to a player who did THIS to close out the nba finals is INSANE
Kobe Bryant, 21, is the youngest player on the floor Getting consistently double teamed in a ALL STAR GAME!!! Teammates deferring and getting tf out the way Tim “better than Kob” Duncan just setting screens playing the Steven Adams role Twitter Lied…AGAIN
104
982
16,094
2,804,871
stories around the campfire will be told about 2024 centel
"My N*gga, Wake Up." Bow Wow Warns Travis Hunter About His Fiancée And Calls Her Out For Commenting On NBA Player Anthony Edwards’ IG Post, Where She Left A Heart-Eyes Emoji And A Money-Mouth Emoji.
Community note
Bow Wow (& other pages sharing/reposting Bow Wow’s video) were Centel’d. The source of information about Travis Hunter's fiancee commenting on Anthony Edwards IG post was from NBA Centel (@TheNBACentel), a parody page known for spreading hilarious takes and fooling others. nitter.app/thenbacentel/s…
29
883
16,455
570,935
How they tried to guard prime Klay 😭
How they tried to guard Prime Bron 😭
101
515
16,384
3,067,150
smoked a wide open dunk and getting physical he already in midseason form
Draymond just put some dude rocking a Jordan Poole jersey in a headlock 😂
44
1,188
16,476
950,246
Aint she like in her early 20s lol
.@billieeilish on using the computer: "I never learned to type because I wasn’t that generation, and now I regret it." 🔗 rollingstone.com/music/music…
70
327
15,265
988,600
"photoshop"
One year ago, Yabusele’s rim grazer broke the internet.
67
591
16,311
1,296,304
This five minute segment on the Warriors 2022 championship run from the Stephen Curry: Underrated Documentary is pure cinema
139
3,049
15,431
1,658,198
gah damn 💀
please tell me someone got that dort flop clipped
139
875
16,000
1,468,043
40 point games through the first week by season.
Replying to @ShowCaseShabazz
@automaticnba we need the data, has a season ever started with this many 40/50 balls 😭
112
787
16,132
955,578