Pinned Tweet
Can't stress enough how much I love the free tootsie rolls at the front of Planet Fitness
20
118
102,622
In polls, 72% of Latino voters answer “no” to the question of “is he speaking about you when he talks about immigrants?”
128
183
15,940
851,953
Haitians started coming to Springfield in 2018 **when Trump was in office**, seeking asylum from the violent situation in Haiti.
Most are here legally, with taxpayer IDs, and working their way through the system.
It's pathetic he can't even denounce a freaking bomb threat.
105
332
3,451
94,631
I'll never be able to understand how everyone doesn't see him for exactly what he is
109
71
3,188
99,117
Btw @Delta I’m no mechanic, but this plane is 100% gonna fall out of the sky at one point.
This was upon takeoff of my ATL->FLL flight yesterday, DL1582. Would def get this checked out and fixed.
439
154
3,160
4,966,720
Imagine: a kind, normal, empathetic family man in the highest levels of government! 🤯
90
66
1,711
63,570
"weird" as in murals, psychedelics, freedom of expression, and hipster brunch spots.
Not "weird" as in outlawing no-fault divorce, forcing people to be trapped in violent marriages, demonizing IVF, and arresting women who travel out of state for abortions.
Hope this helps.
16
20
1,662
29,139
Not google, not ChatGPT… the best way to get the right answer on the internet is still to post the wrong answer confidently lol
10
38
1,532
157,060
Terrible. Condolences for the community’s loss.
abc7.com/orange-county-churc…
7
214
1,369
To those claiming I posted this just to get brand impressions for Sheets & Giggles, are you saying this is a…
Right-wing conspiracy? ✈️👁️
31
10
1,397
380,508
Disagree.
They thrive on being seen as scary to liberals. Calling them dangerous emboldens them.
They wither when they feel embarrassed for their views (as they should). No one wants to be the weirdo.
56
37
810
13,288
Lol I love that his plans are literally "I'll tell people to get to work and do the thing!!"
65
12
730
61,310
Has anyone noticed that Trump CHEATED in his X Spaces interview tonight? There was nobody in the room, and he "A.I.'d" it, and showed a massive "crowd" of so- called listeners, BUT THEY DIDN'T EXIST! He was turned in by a QA Engineer at X when he noticed the fake listener screenshots, but there was nobody there, later confirmed by the reflection of the mirror like finish on the bots' egg profile pictures. He's a CHEATER. He had NOBODY listening, and the "crowd" looked like 10,000 people! Same thing is happening with his fake "crowds" at his speeches. This is the way the Republicans win Elections, by CHEATING - And they're even worse at the Ballot Box. He should be disqualified because the creation of fake bot listeners is ELECTION INTERFERENCE. Anyone who does that will cheat at ANYTHING!
10
55
642
68,611
Here is a sampling of the hundreds of replies I received to a *single* post I made about canvassing for Harris.
This isn’t “debate,” and it’s all allowed under X’s ToS. Why would any sane person subject themselves to this rabid hatred?
You can’t force people to like your app’s UX if you don’t invest in making it a good UX. It’s not a mystery why sane people don’t want to be here when this is the level of “debate” –
42
40
735
33,242
“We can’t afford single-payer healthcare.”
Average American income: $71,456
Average American healthcare costs: $12,900
Average premium: $7,911
My question: is paying 18% of your salary to healthcare really less expensive than the taxes needed for a modern single-payer system?
28
128
618
53,886
He put in his retirement a year before he retired, yes.
It's a really dumb, transparently dishonest line of attack. Par for the course for them lol. It does remind everyone that Trump was a draft dodger, though.
15
29
587
20,978
sorry, are illegal immigrants a penniless drain on the system, or arriving with enough cash for down payments?
46
8
639
27,144
Keep going on podcasts, Mark. You're an excellent surrogate. They wouldn't attack you if it wasn't having an impact.
21
21
519
32,996
Hearing a lot of chatter today about unqualified people who have stumbled their way into the White House solely due to their identity.
Assuming this is who they mean?
5
150
443
5,937
Also, news flash: men have wives and girlfriends who may need a tampon, and if they're readily available in multiple places, it makes it a lot faster to bring them one in a pinch.
3
4
538
16,179
This isn't even the best defense / accurate take on the matter. He served four 6-year contracts (that's how it works). He simply didn't renew for a 5th - the timing lined up with the end of his 4th. He served two and a half decades of his life, idk what more people want.
13
21
488
12,968
Mike Schur, creator of 2 of my favorite shows of all time (Parks & Rec and The Good Place), joked about @SheetsGiggles on the @LeBatardShow today!
It’s SO surreal to see an idol of mine use the company I started as a bit for a show I’ve listened to since I was 14.
@KenTremendous
📟 Mike Schur’s January Observations
📟 Jobservations
📟 Brought to you by his new book
📟 "How to Be Perfect" @KenTremendous
📟 linktr.ee/HowToBePerfect
🎙 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… 🎙 open.spotify.com/episode/0Cj…
22
21
477
It was the combo of a 2 hour delay + bad turbulence + black marks in multiple spots + what seemed to be a random pipe sticking out of the wing. Just wanted to make sure it wasn’t a big deal; don’t know what you don’t know!
19
474
451,780
Biden implemented Medicare for All, free higher and continuing education, a higher minimum wage, paid family leave, and mandatory sick and vacation days?
Weird, because I thought Biden ran on progressive policies like a public option, won, and then never mentioned them again.
Thanks for correcting the record 🫡
8
10
431
13,563
Just want to point out that when bigots like @KidRock shoot up Bud Light cans, they’re role playing murdering LGBTQ+ people.
He’s expressing his anger with a display of violence, and the cans are just a proxy for the LGBTQ+ community.
“This is what I wish I could do to you.”
A lot of people have been asking me "why are we shooting at Bud Light cans now?"
The answer is a million times dumber than you'd ever imagine.
Here's a brief history of Bud Light Gone Woke.
25
71
341
70,004
Completely unrelated to your posting history: I used to believe that schizophrenia was more common in males in their 20s and 30s, but I recently learned that's a myth, and that women are just as susceptible during those decades.
4
5
295
21,607
Biden dropped out 19 days ago. This isn't a high school paper; it's a presidential party platform. It may take a few weeks to publish.
And you know she'd get absolutely crushed if she used Biden's platform ("Copycat Kamala" or whatever).
(Vance doesn't even have a website btw)
80
13
288
12,547
Something that most people don't remember or can't contextualize is the explosive growth of cities in the 1800s.
In 1800, NYC's population was 60,000.
Just 100 years later in 1900: 3.4 million.
And now, 8.3 million.
The Electoral College was designed in 1787, when about 95% of Americans lived in rural areas and only 5% lived in cities. Now of course, it's 80-20 in favor of cities.
I don't think people fully understand what the last 200 years of rural/urban movement truly looks like. The Electoral College / looking at counties vs cities is a complete relic.
33
26
326
60,378
Political hopes in 2015: wow the US has a real shot at tuition-free education, guaranteed paid family leave, robust investment in renewable energy… maybe even a modern single-payer healthcare system!
Political hopes in 2023: maybe the Supreme Court won’t re-segregate schools?
One reason politics is so depressing is because almost all of todays fights are about trying to stop even worse shit from happening, rather than making things permanently better. There were past eras in which the battles were about improving things. Can't even imagine that today.
4
82
302
28,732
Took some of the @LeBatardShow golfing yesterday! Had a blast⛳️🏌️♂️🍻
The entire show has been a hugely important partner for @SheetsGiggles. I can’t thank them enough for introducing millions of people to S&G’s story, products, and mission.
(Next time @Stugotz790 needs to join!)
29
7
288
Oh wow, a coach encouraged a student to not give up on school extracurriculars in favor of drinking and crime? What a scandal
Do people ever read the articles they comment on?
7
257
23,696
Surely we should all never make an offhand tweet.
They do say they fastest way to get correct information on the internet is to post incorrect information. Found that to be 100% true today.
3
286
63,288
I didn’t pass a judgment on the veracity. Just saying that’s clearly how they feel, and it explains op’s question.
13
1
276
40,690
.@KamalaHarris should point out that Trump's proposal would force states to raise taxes to finance their own school systems.
The Dept of Education finances $120B of K-12 school budgets.
The only way states make up that budget is by raising taxes. About $2,400 per student.
13
127
248
18,477
Pretty disingenuous to frame it this way considering that 21 states, DC, Puerto Rico, and other US territories didn't vote until after Bernie dropped out on April 8. Before then, the popular vote totals were extremely close between him and Biden. Bernie also won going away in many states, including California. It's not accurate to say "only one in four primary voters wanted him to win." You can tally the popular votes before April 8 and see that it was more like 35-30 Biden-Bernie, with the plurality in favor of Biden.
(So yeah, while technically accurate, this type of revisionist framing just feeds into any ongoing resentment. Not productive, no need to open old wounds – and I'd say the same to Bernie.)
16
2
262
17,978
.@dontlookupfilm on @netflix is a masterpiece.
@GhostPanther and @davidsirota and everyone who worked on this film should be proud.
I can’t believe what I just watched. Everyone should put it on with their families tonight or tomorrow.
16
22
235
Just made clear to everyone at @SheetsGiggles that our unlimited PTO, personal day, and sick day policy also covers time spent at protests on weekdays.
Every CEO should let their teams know that exercising their right to protest won’t put their job or pay at risk.
15
18
256
live look at all the absolute losers who will reply to this tweet calling me a fag or beta male:
3
236
9,371
Problem is, there’s zero major funding for media that pushes people left, and endless funding for media that pushes people right
18
1
239
30,153
Me: “So why do you want this job?”
Candidate: “In the US, unlike every other country in the world, healthcare is tied to employment. I just got laid off, so for my 7-year-old to continue to go to the doctor, I need W2 status. Also your bed sheets seem nice.”
Me: “You’re hired.”
6
11
234
27,554
I’m 100% here for the “come on everyone, let’s stop objectifying her and start objectifying HIM” energy 💯🤗
3
2
240
13,215
I'll give some credit to the Supreme Court: July 4th is the objectively funniest time of year to declare that the US President is now a king.
4
24
228
10,621
Looking forward to patching things up with @MichaelRyanRuiz at Más Miami 🤝
6
9
244
“It’s not the guns, it’s mental health.”
“Oh, so you’re for free mental healthcare?”
“No that’s socialist.”
“Oh, ok.”
3
46
196
5,957
Best day of my life
Sheets and Giggles highlights and lowlights featuring @__ChrisCote 😂😂😂😂😂 @SheetsGiggles 😂😂😂
4
6
233
Love how some people are brushing off train derailments like, “no you don’t understand, thousands of trains derail every year in the US” like that makes it… better?
8
18
185
25,535
Polis is legit one of the funniest / most down-to-Earth governors out there. Loved seeing him at Techstars demo day recently.
1
5
183
16,809
Wanna know why Millennials and GenZ are having fewer kids? Read through these comments.
TL;DR - income inequality, inflation, climate crisis, school shootings, abortion bans, medical bankruptcies, education debt, no maternity leave, unaffordable daycare.
teddit.net/r/Futurology/comm…
6
31
188
29,752
Unsure why you keep using "average" when that's weighted up tremendously by the top 1%. In America, the median number is often closer to the "average person" than the actual average.
Median net worth for an American family is $192,900.
9
6
204
18,550
Learned yesterday how the Twitter algorithm works, and I didn’t even have to examine the GitHub 😂
If you want to go viral, you just have to be:
1) loud
3) wrong
4) confident
15
14
184
21,981
“It’s not a guns issue; it’s a mental health issue.”
“Ah, so you’re for free mental health?”
“No.”
“Ah.”
4
20
171
5,481
Perspective: hundreds of thousands of Americans’ healthcare was on the line this weekend via the SVB failure.
Imagine your family losing their healthcare… because a bank bought the wrong security?!
We need to decouple healthcare from employment in this country. It’s asinine.
10
46
181
12,265
Just got off the phone with Meadowlark.
They asked Sheets & Giggles to sponsor @LeBatardShow Más Miami next month 🔥
I told them of course! …on one condition:
@MichaelRyanRuiz must unblock @SheetsGiggles. Should be nbd, right?
Thanks in advance and see you at Más, Mike!
14
5
191
2.5 years ago, we met because she interviewed me about @SheetsGiggles on her podcast 🤗
Tonight, she helped her fiancé stuff 200 envelopes full of shirts, pillowcases, and eye masks for the big @LeBatardShow event we’re sponsoring tomorrow 😍
Bet she never saw this coming 😂
9
3
192