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Slightly damaged freelance #Poker journalist with 15 years of experience in reporting, editorial and photography.
Midlife crisis included aka runs marathons and loves puns despite being German.
He has done it. The one and only @barnyboatman defeats all the GTO wizards and takes down the @PokerStarsLIVE 2024 EPT Paris Main Event.
„The oldest EPT champion in history“ and youngest at heart. Top bloke, always good for witty banter at the tables or on here.
G‘wan Barny!!!
As a live reporter in #poker, it is always fascinating for me to see how players spend thousands upon thousands in tournament entries but can’t be bothered to invest 30 bucks for a solid #powerbank to charge their smart phones all day long. 😂💁🥲
It has probably been mentioned hundreds of times already but it's really nice to have @KaraOTR back at the @WSOP. She is one of the kindest persons I have ever met on the #Poker circuit. ❤️
I have been #livereporting from #poker events since late 2010 and covered tournaments with buy-ins between $50 and $1 million.
Today marks the start of my personal @WSOP Main Event, the $50,000 Poker Players Championship.
Guess I gotta dress up for that.
The global pandemic certainly had an influence on the #Poker industry, which currently experiences a temporary boom with record numbers for live events.
But not everything is as shiny as one might think so bear me out for a little thread during an airport layover.
As of yesterday, April 15, 2024, I can officially make dad jokes. In about 18 years, there will either be a new decent #runner, #poker reporter or whatever he wants to do :)
Now off to earn some diaper money and pay for the hospital bills. 🫡🤣
Next stop: @WPT Prime Gold Coast
It’s 5.40 am and you walk out of the Rio hallway with your friends, spot the “take your @WSOP Main Event champion picture” wall ... what do you do if you are @john_cynn? #snap 📷 #wsop2018
Things I have noticed at the @WSOP so far:
- I am still not good enough.
- Too many silly mistakes.
- I can do more but reach certain limitations.
- Preparation and thinking two steps ahead is the key to a good #poker coverage.
- Live reporting with migraine sucks.
As part of the @WSOP#livereporting planning, we have been asked which game type we are comfortable reporting on.
Sorry Limit Hold’em but you are an abomination. #poker 🥳🤪🤭
The Bally's Event Center is now as empty as my head with the @WSOP having officially concluded.
I am exhausted, upset, annoyed and completely shattered - mentally and physically. For the time being, there is nothing left over to give ... but a single fuck.
I promised to write another personal summary piece about my own personal impressions of the 2021 @WSOP.
This blog entry on my @Medium account may also provide some insight of who I am and what I do in the world of #poker.
zedmaster84.medium.com/the-w…
When you get #HeadsUp in a $50k SDHR and want to have some more fun ... two #jokers are in play between Stevie #Chidwick and @Tim0theeAdams. Just had one appear first time on the flop. 🃏
It's good to see @JosephHachem back at the @WSOP in #LasVegas.👊
He was also seated very close to his banner from the 2005 Main Event as well in the Amazon Room last night. 👋🙌
I have covered a lot of hands of the great game of Pot-Limit Omaha aka #PLO, but this one in the @WSOP $50k PPC might be among the most remarkable ones.
One deuce is all you need, even in four-card #poker.
CC @dwpoker and @PokerNews:
pokernews.com/tours/wsop/202…
The year is 2028. @Joeingram1 has been nominated for the 5th year in a row at the @gpi awards for continued investigation of the J4 hand @HCLPokerShow.
He runs another 12h stream featuring a dwarf that was inside the table and Paul the predicting octopus from the 2010 World Cup.
This time last year, I returned from #Japan with a weight of 93-94 kilos. Now I have dropped below 77 kilos.
The #fitness progress is 1 of the few positive things that happened in otherwise disappointing 12 months.
Still working on the #smile, haven't had many reasons 4 it tbh
The @WSOP is winding down for the evening in a sparsely filled Horseshoe Event Center.
A random guy yells "you are a clown" into his phone while pacing around in the back, which can be heard in the entire room.
No idea who he talked to but the irony was mildly entertaining.
Ten years without #alcohol as of today. My last drink was a #Guinness at the @Irish_PokerOpen back in 2012.
Not sure yet how long I will continue, as I already increased the goal duration three times (1-> 3 -> 5 -> 10).
The @WSOP@GGPoker $10k Championship Main Event #finaltable preparations are underway at @PokerroomKings. And they got the best in the biz to record the action tomorrow.
I come from a small town in the middle of nowhere in #Germany and am the only one from my country to get nominated for the final four in the #GlobalPokerAwards for a second time.
Small stakes, High Rollers, #mixedgames, solo coverage + photography. I have done almost all.
During the 2022 @WSOP, I had high hopes of maintaining my #mentalhealth and physical health. And I failed, quite blatantly. It may have been the first time that the series, on the heels of months on the road prior, was a draining grind.
More via @Medium: zedmaster84.medium.com/maint…
Tommy Le 🇺🇸 has now won the @WSOP $10,000 PLO Championship for the second time. He also finished 3rd in it previously and came 2nd in two other PLO Events in 2016 and 2021 - eight WSOP PLO final tables since 2010!!!
The great game.
Recap via @PokerNews: bit.ly/2021WSOP45
Damn, looks like I will have to make space next to my #bowling runner-up trophy after all. 🤯
Back to work now, gotta finish four articles now before jumping on a plane to 🇫🇮 tomorrow.
Will try to gather some thoughts later. 🖊
We didn’t win but we all agree that @zedmaster84, who did win @gpi reporter of the year, really deserved it! He wasn’t in attendance so @mrdoft, @tRaMSt0p & I took advantage of taking a “losers” pic w/ his trophy! Keep crushing the updates my friend (especially for @PokerNews)!
Things I gonna miss this summer while the @WSOP is not taking place as usual:
The Thunderdome
Being asked „Do you know this player? Do you know where xyz is sitting?
Counting stacks and realizing they are in 18s.
Those bloody weird chips from the mixed games.
If someone had told me one year ago that I can now wear a #running shirt in size medium slim fit, I would have laughed in utter disbelief.
No visit to the #gym, no strict #diet.
Look in the mirror, say "fuck you" and get going. 👊 ✌ 🏃♂️
World Series of appreciation for the players at the @WSOP that tweet about good dealer performances and help the media / live reporters in various ways.
And thanks to @AllAmericanDave for giving us a discount as well. ✌️
The 2023 @WSOP in Las Vegas has all but concluded and I will be heading back to South East Asia in a few hours.
There are many things I could and should write about concerning the last 7 weeks but most of those would get me in trouble one way or another. 😂
Where do I start?
#livereporting in #poker is such a thankless job many a times. No wonder so many of the new reporters quit after a year.
Most of the veterans moved to other jobs, because it wears you out physically and mentally throughout the years.
Well yeah, but I don't think Brewer is ripping here with 17bb with K2o.
So something in the hand history must be wrong:
- stack size
- hand
- position
- preflop action
There were times when I could maintain feature #writing more regularly. That is unfortunately no longer the case, but the annual summer camp aka @WSOP usually tends to give me some food for thought that I want to get off my chest:
zedmaster84.medium.com/the-w…#poker#livereporting
Waiting for official race time atm. According to my @Garmin watch, I completed the @MSM_TOS PolarNight #halfmarathon <2h 😍.
Many thanks to @terjehaakstad and @MonicaHolmbukt for their encouragement when I was in doubt.
2nd official race ever ✔️ 👍 👌
One year ago, I could not complete a 5km #run. This morning, I finished an official #marathon in #Hanoi 🇻🇳.
It wasn't in the time I was hoping for, and I more or less tumbled the last quarter, but I gonna repeat this bullshit again in seven weeks to try and get a better time.
During a disappointing, frustrating and demotivating year mostly spent stuck at home, I listened to the advice of a friend.
Some #fitness progress has been made.
~90 -> ~78 kilos
Long way to go ...
During the @WSOP I try to be active for at least half an hour a day, be it via walking, yoga, running or the gym. It also helps to find a new slim compression #fitness shirt to show where the remaining fat on the hips is.
Screw it, let's do it!
It's actually funny.
Since publishing this thread, I have completed half a dozen half and four full marathons - and will become a dad early in May.
I now have an entirely different reason to miss out on the @wsop summer camp or may just visit for a short period.
Life > #poker
The 2023 @WSOP in Las Vegas has all but concluded and I will be heading back to South East Asia in a few hours.
There are many things I could and should write about concerning the last 7 weeks but most of those would get me in trouble one way or another. 😂
Where do I start?
🎯 Right Intent
🗨️ Harmonious Speech
🏋️♀️ Sufficient Actions
🕊️ Peaceful Living
💪 Significant Effort
🎯 Full Concentration
🧘♀️ Mindfulness
📆 Doing It Every Day, Starting From Right Now.
How do you make a living in the world of #poker as a nobody from the middle of nowhere?
Why do I tend to be so hard on myself?
Because it requires a lot of dedication, effort and desire to deliver a high quality product.
More thoughts via @Medium: zedmaster84.medium.com/why-d…
I am not rich nor poor but get to enjoy a quite privileged environment as I have almost everything I need / want.
Working in the #poker industry has given me the tremendous opportunity to escape from an ordinary life with a boring 9-5 office job on the horizon.
Trying out some article ✍️ and couldn’t have picked a more passionate player to talk to first than @FelipeMojave incl. videos. We need this positive attitude to grow #poker. bit.ly/2JhQRi1
I really wish I would have had more time to take some decent pictures during the @GGPoker@WSOP $10,000 ME Final Table at @PokerroomKings.
Below are my three fav shots of eventual winner Damian #Salas, who will battle for the ME bracelet in Las Vegas.
Just in: @JustinBonomo wins the @WSOP#wsop2018 @OneDrop_All_In Big One for One Drop for $10 million, becomes third player to win two bracelets this summer and climbs to top spot in all-time money list. More via @PokerNews: bit.ly/18wsop_78#poker