David Williams - #girldad, Professional Poker Player, WPT World Champion, MasterChef season 7 finalist
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UPDATE! - added 7 spots I've been going to lately. Removed the places that closed or went downhill. Wanted this done before the Fall WSOP began but was busy. Enjoy!
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In light of the current controversy, I think it’s about time I come clean..21 years ago I chip dumped vs @FossilMan HU in the @WSOP Main Event. We didn’t change the payouts, and I don’t even think he knew but I needed to get this off my chest. 😂
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Flight back from SJ. The entire plane is @GoldenKnights fans. #VegasBorn
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I’m walking down the halls to play the $1500 6 max and feel the wall BRUSH up against me. I look and it’s this creep. He asks “do I know you?” And I reply he looks familiar. Then he request a nipple massage. Wth is going on in the 2022 WSOP
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So fucking real and authentic. Happy to see him take down the Poker Players Championship. No better event to get that monkey off his back. Truly inspiring! Congrats @RealKidPoker
Pure emotion as @DreaRenee_N spoke with @RealKidPoker after winning his first @WSOP bracelet since 2013.
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Hard to believe you are this fucking stupid. Not really, you support this douche. Carry on.
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They must have paired us for our love of sneakers. Proud of @I_AM_WILDCAT for also bringing the heat for this event. Let's goooooooooooo #FortniteWorldCup
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On the way to school this morning Liliana said “I wish I could just stay home and play @wizards_magic with you all day”.
Mouth: School is very important, we can play after homework today.
Brain: Same babygirl, same.
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Took Liliana to her first magic tournament! The #MTGAKH 2HG prerelease. She got her 1st win and decided to quit undefeated. @wizards_magic
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My gf while watching Kassouf on this #WSOPMainevent
“Is this allowed? Can’t they make him stop”
“Why don’t the other players just ask him to be quiet”
“Wow everyone looks so miserable”
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Just helped my cousin and his entire family (8 of them) visiting me register and vote. Now taking them to a nice breakfast before their flight back home to Haiti.
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Congrats to @driverseati on winning the WSOP Main Event! Unfortunately for the poker community that 10 mil is locked up. Cash games, high roller events, not getting any. Doubt the strippers will even get a taste. Great day for @kohls though. 😂
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It is inexcusable that you can’t play the most current set in Ranked Draft on @MTG_Arena. This should always be an option now that Ranked play matters.
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Rest In Peace @Mike_partypoker. Thank you for always being positive and kind. You changed my life and I’m sure most poker players would say the same.
Hopefully you find a good game whenever you are now and may all of your cards be live and your pots be monsters.
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I think this is why this is hitting me so hard. Thinking about the other 3 girls that don’t have a dad anymore. His 7 month old that will never know her dad.
I didn’t want to have a girl but fuck if it wasn’t the best thing to ever happen to me. I love being a #girldad
"I would have 5 more girls if I could. I'm a girl dad."
@elleduncanESPN's story about how much Kobe loved his daughters is something special.
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Last nights @HCLPokerShow was the most fun I’ve had watching poker in a long time. The steamers were great, as expected. PH was cringe, as expected. But the real highlight was Alan Keeting. Even tho he got crushed, he did it with a smile and really made the show entertaining.
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Seeing one of the goats quickly fall to the bottom due to both mental and physical issues makes them more relatable. From godlike to human.
Seeing them refuse to give up, fight for decades and finally get back to the top, gives us all hope. Thank you @TigerWoods
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Hey Gamers, @FortniteGame season 10 starts tomorrow. If you don't have a content creator you are supporting please support my Pro-Am partner, fellow sneaker head and cool guy @I_AM_WILDCAT with Code: WILDCAT
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Watching @OnlyFriends_Pod and its clear a lot of poker players that want to be investigative journalist need to study more psychology and a little less math.
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In 2004 my #WSOPMainEvent heads up lasted 7 hands and 10 mins. Y'all took that shit for granted.
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Trying to convince @nikitaluther to give me my soul back after she took it on #GameofGold. #WSOPP @GGPoker
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One time I was HU for an online WSOP bracelet in a bar (tweeted about this event a few years back). @TheGrinder44 walks in as I get dealt 44. Knew I had to ship it… lost and finished 2nd. That four shit didn’t work for me 😂
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For the almost 5 years I've been a single dad I rarely get poker FOMO. It's way better spending time with Liliana than sitting at a poker table...but all the #WSOP50 posts are getting to me a little. When we return from summer vacation mid June, I'm coming with a vengeance.
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Watching the game at the Aria party. My friend says “damn SF TD in OT and it’s over”. I tell him rules changed, he disagrees we bet. We go to a random guy for a ruling and he ends up betting me too, then Andrew Brown walks up hears and bets me too… picked off 3 guys lol. #rulechange
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Why go from one dumpster fire to another? Why not use your enormous influence, power and wealth to support a 3rd party (independent, Libertarian or something entirely new) and break this vicious cycle?
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I wasn't given a FREE #MTGMH1 preview but I wasn't gonna let that stop me. I PAID for TWO previews! This is some really groundbreaking card design that I know is gonna shake up Modern. #notsponsored
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Reminds me of when they told me they didn’t have the budget to pay me a fair market rate for commentary but then offered my asking fee to a few white guys no more qualified. When confronted “we don’t discuss other offers”. Fuck them
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Holy shit guys! Was hard keeping this one a secret. Going to the #FortniteWorldCup and playing in the Celebrity Pro-Am with @I_AM_WILDCAT and playing for @REGcharity! Can't wait!!!
It'll be intense at the #FortniteWorldCup Finals Celebrity Pro-Am, tune in at 4:00PM ET July 26th: fortnite.com/worldcup
@I_AM_WILDCAT + @dwpoker
Wade.CN + @JawnHa
@Theslayer360 + @Greer_Grammer
Exile + @AshleyRickards
@Symfuhny + @phantoms
@FaZeKay + @phantoms
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Just got this beauty framed and on the wall in my office. Uncut Beta sheet from 1993. Now I gotta find the uncommon and rare sheets 😬
@wizards_magic
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Popular opinion: I miss the days when they didn't color up and the guys had castles and were betting two hands stacks. #WSOP50
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The only party that could have an actual grievance doesn’t…says a lot. 🫡 @ClubWPTGold
A deal is a deal, @JesseYagz. You finished with all of the chips and you had a Gold Rush Ticket.
You're getting the $1,000,000 bonus. Congratulations.
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yes I’m pathetic. I’m also not going to try and have a logical discussion with idiots. Learned that lesson
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Imagine being super rich and trying to dunk on a 5 year old tweet from a kid that really cares about the planet and just exposing your illiteracy. 🤡
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Updated my pinned tweet with my Vegas food recs. Removed some places that aren't as good or don't exist anymore. Added a handful that are now on it. Pic plus a link to a living google doc that I'll update more regularly.
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Lots of requests for the list and SB guide so here ya go. I think Ben Rubin and I went 22-6. Deck was absurd. Thanks to @gabnassif for the initial list and @herberheezy for the tightening up of the deck. #PT25
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It’s really great they used the old art and frames for the Moxes for Powered Cube on @MTG_Arena but can you please get rid of these and just use normal cards. Doesn’t have to be OG art. I would bet most players don’t want this in cube. Or an option to turn them off.
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Attention personality lacking robotic dusty ass $5k NL players…STOP MAKING THE DEALERS STRETCH AND PUT YOUR FUCKING CHIPS OUT FAR ENOUGH WHERE THEY CAN REACH THEM!!!
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Who cares as long as the winner feeds the loser something…anally then the viewers will get what they came for.
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Kobe Bryant is the reason I’m a laker fan today. When he was playing I would say I’m a Kobe fan first, and if he were to be traded, his new team would be my new team. I haven’t enjoyed watching sports more than I did watching him play.
Thank you Kobe. Rest In Peace.
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Would you consider these NM? If you ordered and paid for NM and received these would you be satisfied ?
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Why are NL Holdem players so damn slow?
Feel like the hardest part of NLH tournaments is being able to sit through 5 min hands without spazzing it all off the first chance to gtfo.
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Two guys getting a massage at my table, 3rd guy says “instead of them getting massages, we should all throw in money for the girls to massage each other”. Wtf is wrong with dudes
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When you get shown a winner on the river, please just muck your hand. Staring at it and shaking your head while holding your cards aren't gonna change em. Let's goooooooooooo
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HEY @GuyFieri WHY LIE TO US! THE NEW SPOT AT PARIS LAS VEGAS SHOULD BE CALLED FLAVORLESSTOWN BECAUSE THE FOOD SUCKS
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Happy to announce that I will be a contestant on the upcoming season of @MASTERCHEFonFOX! fox.tv/1XWhucU
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PSA for poker players… stop asking your fellow players “how did your summer/series go?”
If it went well you would know about it. We are in “The Closer”…of course we are fucking buried. 🫠
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Imagine how many people are cheating at poker with the same tech but aren’t winning 100% of their hands. Scary to think about.
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If you don’t think Ted Forrest deserves to be in the Poker Hall of Fame you don’t know poker. All time legend.
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If Kessler being mean to you at the poker table is what gets you and your boys worked up... you aren't gonna make it.
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We need @LILBTHEBASEDGOD to curse @realDonaldTrump and we are all good.
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$10k O8 about to start. Hennigan walks up to @BenbaLamb and says
“Two guys with 630k looks like a good spot to swap 1.5%”
Ben: “ya ? Booked and sticks his fist out for a pound “…
Hennigan: bursts out laughing, leaves ben hanging and says “JUST KIDDING” LOLOL
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Played a few hours of day 2 of the $10k PLO with @martinkabrhell on my direct left. Was worried it was going to be unpleasant but it was very fun. He acted fast, didn’t creep anyone out and was hilarious. A+ experience would do again.
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Most people just talk, you put up and battled. Respect for that and for this open vulnerable statement. 🫡
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I'm over this getting dark at 5 shit. Can we all agree to stop moving the clocks back in the fall?
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Hey dickheads. Stop betting xx25. Just bet a round amount and keep the game moving. Yes, this tweet was inspired by the young man that just showed up at the 9 seat. If you know him, let him know. #WSOPMainEvent
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This @WSOP “The Closer” should def have 10s shot clocks. Ain’t nobody trying to sit here and have a staring contest, we are trying to get even. Stick it in buddy. Let’s fucking go.
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In Pittsburgh for Eternal Weekend. Dusted off my p9 for some Vintage tomorrow. Acquired the last 3 cards I needed. Thanks @toamagic
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Left the house for the first time in 10 days to get some groceries (with mask and gloves). Drove by the park full of people hanging out and some basketball games. In the store, was business as usual, no masks, no distancing. Did I miss the memo that its all over?
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Daughter #2 coming soon!
Been a while so don’t know all the latest tech…
What’s the best stroller/car seat setup out right now?
Send recs and anything else you recommend we put on the registry.
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Unpopular opinion: Raucous rails screaming during hands are annoying. #WSOP50
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5th place at #PT25. :( Honored that two legends would team with me in such a huge event. Thank you @efropoker @gabnassif for helping me earn my best finish ever in 25 years of the Pro Tour.
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not that I agree, but if you were at work fucking around, do you think saying how much you’ve done would work w/ the boss?
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Can't even be excited to 8-1 day 1 of #GPSJ with the news of today. Donating 100% of my prize money won here to @ACLU. #NoBanNoWall
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#WSOP tweet rules:
Day 1 - BBO (bags and busts only), no one cares about your level 3 chip count and trust me, that hand you played wasn’t that interesting.
Day 2 - Same as day 1 + ITM.
Day 3 - Same as day 2 + FT and million chip stack.
Long summer, lets keep it concise.
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I know 2nd place hurts but @SuddenlyBryce is one of the best poker players in the world. Hell of a performance in the $50k PPC. He played so fucking well.
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If you wanna eat well on #WSOP dinner break I highly recommend Partage. It's 5 mins away and if you tell them you are on dinner break they can get you in and out under an hour. And the food is incredible. Tonight's dinner 😋
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