Defensive Coordinator of the 2015 ME Champion, Once got all of the chips in the Main Event and still don't have a 7 figure score

I think they ran out of bags so they gave me one if these instead
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onto day 10 this isn't fucking real life
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266,129
I exist to day 9, and yes I did fold QQ
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guess it is the year of Tamayo
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150,246
Off I go to defend the main (likely unsuccessfully)
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roflmao hand 1
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Its day 8 equity
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55,811
onto day 7
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Before day 6 of 2024 Main arrived about 20m early, went to use the bathroom. Except had a bad accident inside myself while using the bathroom and then went to a stall to clean up. Was worse than I thought and had to make do, heard call to open bags and I was at 2nd TV table
Share a piece of poker lore about yourself โค๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ ๏ธโ™ฃ๏ธ Iโ€™ll start: one time I was playing a cash game with Don Cheadle at the Commerce, and after a series of probably irresponsible but exciting bluffs, he looked at me and said, โ€œIโ€™m just enjoying the show manโ€.
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Found the guy that folded AK to my 12bb jam with AQ and 50bb rejam by JJ on day 4 of the main last year Board ran out 992A @MariaHo can verify
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Imagine taking a 1981 WSOP payout structure today
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Replying to @JesseLonis
a honda accord
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onto day 6 guess it is a real tournament now that I exist in
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27,436
Replying to @junglemandan
Day 4 WSOP Main this year, I have 215k at 20k bb jam utg1 with AQo, player 2 behind me rejams for about 1.1m, a 700k stack or so on the button folds AKo, bb folds JJ on 5bb guy has the other two JJ, board runs out 992Ax and ends up worth just an extra $9.985m when it was all done
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when you are at the Commerce 40-80 and it goes 56 bets on the flop with set vs set (old picture, not mine)
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Replying to @AllenKessler
you should stop ripping people for doing things you think are shitty poker plays at the table and on twitter
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Onto day 3, still here somehow
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out of the main 88 < AKs for 35bbs
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29,765
103.7k and still here for day 2
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Things really went off the rails this year and I am here for it
"Your hand is DEAD!" ๐Ÿ˜ณ Clock called on Will Kassouf for the SIXTH time this level. Watch LIVE on PokerGO.com
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27,718
Time for my first shower meal just out of a random want to do so since winning the main
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It has been a very good day I think. Thanks for the good time @DraftKings @mattbirnbach
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Christmas season NBA has been pretty successful for me
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Replying to @AllenKessler
I am glad I got mine lump sum
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So I occasionally eat in the shower, including dinner. I was told I basically was a psycho. This isn't normal?
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just have to run 60k to something over 600 million to win, simple
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Replying to @BenbaLamb
The main stands alone as the one tournament. It is a unique feeling to go deep that you don't get in any other tournament.
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Replying to @AllenKessler
raise to 2000
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Replying to @notontilt09
roflmao everyone already hitting me up
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Going to day 5 still existing
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Might be time to go to Olive Garden for never ending pasta tomorrow
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105.3 to day 2
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I just had my picture taken by @PokerNews while in a sng...I guess I've made it
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Replying to @JoeSalOG
MTT hourly: roughly 24k for me
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Just saw a player walk up to a floor at WPT Championship to tell him to tell the dealer to shuffle correctly because the dealer wasnt doing shuffle box shuffle shuffle in correct order or w/e Guess thats 1 person who has reached their mental breaking point
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Replying to @SethyPoker
At Borgata years ago I was playing 50/100 stud 8 scooped a pot in some weird way getting there that I don't remember vs an old guy in a wheelchair on my left and as I'm dragging the pot he starts spitting on my hands
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yay first hole in one
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for starters you should get rid of the automatic 3 hand penalty for any action out of turn, whoevers idea it is, is out of their fucking mind
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162.4k going to day 3 of main, hey its progress
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Its been a nice 2 days
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128.4k going to day 2a of the main
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by this logic you deserve to lose for berating the fish
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Replying to @Matthew_Waxman
That is the implication, Matthew When day 6 was over I was like I'm so glad today is done lets gtfo
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Replying to @notontilt09
Im Florida then football season starts wug else
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113k going to 6k and day 4 of the main, 20bbs and a dream
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If they are giving away free money like this I dont care i we start with 20bb or make it a blind flip fest they gave them other perks/experiences that isnt like a game show taping where it's the day just for 30 min It's a spot better to shut your mouth and I am being nice here
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Replying to @AllenKessler
what if they didn't want to play 4 handed
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what the hell is this
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onto day 3
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Replying to @LandonTice
That I should write down flops to track the cards
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a weird dream i had, ignore the factual errors in reality, its a dream
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Replying to @NickJivkov
the butterfly effect is one hell of a thing
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Replying to @AllenKessler
where on the field this is pretty important
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achievement unlocked for this year's main, 1.35m at 30kbb and 101 left #100kchips
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1.254m going into the bag going to 16k bb in the main tomorrow day 5 and like 230 left
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93.3k going into the bag in this 1500 nl going to 1200bb
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had 200k with 16m left on the clock final lvl and bagged 410.5k to end day going to 5k bb for day 4 of the main
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please dont use actual food (like cookies) as your card protector at the table as one guy is doing #themoreyouknow
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I'm so sad that this month is over
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On a scale of 1 to degenerate: just gambled on kids playing hockey during intermission of the Caps game
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Replying to @AllenKessler @WSOP
just wait until it is 2 tables left....oh wait
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203.6k at dinner going to 1k big blind in main
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1.31m going to 30k bb after dinner, 115 left
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i did graphics are correct
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Had a dream where in a poker tournament @draftkings priced me at 8000, @dude904 at 9000, and for some reason you could draft a salad from Chilis for 600, I have to be going insane right?
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the meal of choice I am making it as difficult as possible
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105300 last year after day 1
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day 2 go time
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Replying to @Matthew_Waxman
I have busted the main twice in my life in level 1
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told one of my friends that every hand in the colossus is like a make your own adventure book
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I didnt have to rebuy and made chips so saves me a 25k buyin for NAPT HR
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Replying to @kwansfull
My house chat thought I was joking and didn't do anything to help the situation (like a change of clothes). So I had to deal with it all day
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ah shit, I shoulda done this last year
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Replying to @slayAbidesDOTL
What if i'm here as an actual IRS agent
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Replying to @berkey11
10 million this year
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Someone just referred to an ICM chop as a MIT chop
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Replying to @padspoker
Why is it always QQ
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Serving alcohol to someone who doesn't want alcohol is a pretty fireable offense in a restaurant, and can be a huge liability for the restaurant
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full payouts for 75 players paying 9
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Replying to @AllenKessler
heres the wsop rule
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Replying to @MikeMcDonald89
the amount of people who wont get this will be significant
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still don't have starting after day 2 of the main
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Just remember that the NFL gave Aaron Hernandez a 4 game suspension for murder
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Replying to @brianchastings
๐Ÿคฃ
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I had 280 at dinner but it is a day 2 bag
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heater as referenced
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so my dad has this shirt, i wonder if he really knows what it really is
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me and @dude904 in the car on the way home just hit 5 red lights in a row, we run so bad
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Replying to @jsmith84poker
an actual newspaper you gotta be kidding me
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Replying to @themouthmatusow
If he never tried to sue everyone for slander and libel and all that he wouldn't have owed legal fees back
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Replying to @AllenKessler
context matters and influencing the poll in the question makes for bad data however double levels dont matter as much as duration of mtts/rake etc
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tell me you dont understand how they work without telling me
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Replying to @chuckbasspoker
Turbo night in the mtt lobby on days stars were doing server restarts
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Just wait until he sees daily fantasy payout structures on draftkings every nfl sunday
Actually I've never seen that in any event.
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