Replying to @alphafox
I know the feeling. This guy scratched me once.
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If someone offered me an olive pizza for helping them move, I would take all their furniture and return it to their old place
Obligatory moving pizza
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This becomes hilarious. #FAFO
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Replying to @kenklippenstein
Lol
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Replying to @Zazamyodor
"Yeah boss, we found 2 big Ziploc bags full"
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Replying to @YouTubeCreators
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
Guilty
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Replying to @HellsBitchen_
Guaranteed he's used that same line 100 times before.
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Replying to @nocontextmemes
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
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Replying to @InternetH0F
He was into feet. Washing all his disciples feet all the time.
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Replying to @slvppy
I came prepared for battle
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If he meant that as a joke then it is hilarious. If he didn't mean it as a joke then it's also hilarious
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Replying to @justinbieber
Justin I want to apologize for disliking your one YouTube video when you were a kid. Your performance was great. The dislike was only bc you're Canadian
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Replying to @uhoh_em
Fashion icon
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Replying to @TPAIN
Imma buy you a ring 🎶
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Replying to @uncledoomer
This will eventually lead you down the rabbit hole to "taxation is theft" lol
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Replying to @CNviolations
Source: male Accurate
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
He's not wrong. This is like me claiming to be German when I've lived here since I was like 3. I hate people like her. She's only doing it bc she can't find any other way to be interesting
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Replying to @SomethingEra2
He spotted a knee over that way
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Replying to @HanaHoops
Bob's burgers average 5 million viewers an episode
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Replying to @lachancenaomi27
Do you think there's one that would listen to my rants about Australian shepherds and border Collies being superior breeds?
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Replying to @packers
Back before WW2??
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Replying to @InternetH0F
Seems like a good group of friends
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What's the point of being a cop if you can't use some of the drugs you take off perps?
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Replying to @financedystop
This is definitely ragebait 😂 There's no way someone is able to live that cheap down here
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Replying to @financedystop
3 things 1) Fans take a lot of electricity to use 2) She might be paying a month behind, so next month she will see the savings 3) She can call in with her meter reading to give the electric company her actual usage readings. Sometimes they estimate usage. Kinda.
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
This is fucking stupid
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Blaming this mofo for this shit.
Coming for the #1 SEED!!! @Vikings 😈😈😈
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Replying to @JaydenPlzSlide
Lmaoooo bro no wonder they said it's over for you
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Replying to @financedystop
$150 million net worth Still has herpes
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Excited for Vikings football
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Replying to @comicsexplained
I thought squirrel girl was in a video game
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Replying to @financedystop
Wait until he sees Argentina
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Replying to @RealSkipBayless
Me standing up against my whiteness
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Replying to @FrumTikTok
It's funny you're taking her side in this. It's very telling
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
There's no way he'd be able to get that many words in without her interrupting
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Replying to @HORMIGA_RETURNS
@Network_Guy8 made this for him
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Replying to @uncledoomer
Hear no evil Speak no evil See no evil
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Replying to @nocertainlynot
"He ran off to fantasy fest in key west for 8 months" 👀👀
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
Me reading this.

ALT Shapiro Oh GIF

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Replying to @CLEsportsTalk
Back when she was in her prime too. Just saying
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Darnold is 53/71 (75%) 652 yards 6 tds Against the Packers since this tweet
We not worried about a “sam darnold”
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This is hilarious they're tweeting this lol
Better vision. Better Calls.
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Replying to @jamesonhaslam
No. I judge my friends wives on how they treat my friends.
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
I hate these two. Its a gimmick at this point
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Can someone put him in a little suit?
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Replying to @coldhealing
Was waiting for it to end with "the defendant was sentenced to death."
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Every man deserves a beautiful mid like this
contrary to popular belief, i do dress like a female sometimes
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Replying to @zackdfilms1
That's some bullshit. New king was probably into classless humor like burping
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Replying to @BigJbilla

ALT Short Fight GIF

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Replying to @tejfbanalytics
They hate the no 17 ranked team....
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Replying to @blaiden
Odunze casually averaging over 46 yards a catch. No biggie.
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Replying to @yungcosawrld
Androids have been able to do this for years.... where have you been?
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Replying to @DailyLoud
If anyone ACTUALLY paid attention in math they'd know that 2 negatives become a positive...
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Wasn't expecting to see Connor McGregor dick pics on this fine Monday morning. Now my week is ruined
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Replying to @RGIII
Damn you already had kids with her too?? You move fast bro
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Replying to @ArtHOP2
Bobby skipped selling propane and now sells gas
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Replying to @MorbidKnowledge
The surgeon
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Replying to @alec_lewis
Dobbs is a rocket surgeon. He can handle a simple playbook.
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Replying to @eric_j_thompson
Nfl players strength is on another level.
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"How ass is Carson Wentz?"
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How that first JJ to JJ touchdown of the season is gonna hit
War Monitor
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Replying to @CheeseForEvery1
My favorite
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You can't tell me they're not related. Grant's legacy is living on
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Replying to @LaLaChuu
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Replying to @kyledhamilton_
It's probably bc of the amount of tape available. In basketball and baseball they play way more games so you get a way bigger sample size of data. In football there's very few games and you usually only play less than half the time.
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Replying to @NicoleCollier95
Performative bullshit instead of being productive at work. Yall love to rub in our faces how little you actually do to accomplish anything and how you're basically just theater kids as adults
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If CJ Hamm was a horse
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Replying to @eric_j_thompson
This is like some movie shit lol. I love it
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Replying to @KalshiFB
What a fucking bum
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This is retarded
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Replying to @LocalBateman
The "Oh"😯 at the end lol
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I like how he complains about people voicing concerns about not having resources for immigrants but accumulated over $16 million in assets for himself and the chapo podcast. It's much easier to tell others to give up their stuff than do it yourself, I suppose.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
I love the after bc it's still big. Just not too big.
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Replying to @leamaric
I heard Marilyn Manson had a few ribs removed so he could enjoy milkshakes more
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Replying to @JustBeTweeting
True. On 4chan it would just be a flashlight under some anons balls
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Yall wanna see an example of having aura vs no aura? Aura Vs. No Aura
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Replying to @stephenasmith
If Skip offered you $1.5 million would you have stayed working with him?
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Replying to @SHlTTERASS
This could be us but u playin
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Replying to @catshealdeprsn
They do this to remind you that they could kill you at any moment, if they wanted.
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Replying to @PopCulture2000s
Omg I have the same outfit! I wear it in the shower
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Replying to @PlayerStormy
"JJ I'm open! Pass me the ball!"
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Replying to @AlexTran677026
Those things weigh like 50 lbs lmao.
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Replying to @JustinWhang
I know who did it!!
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Replying to @FitzMagic_14
My ex could suck that through a hose and get it out.
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Replying to @libbyemmons
This really is one of the funniest videos
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Replying to @Hoopss
Stunt training
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Replying to @liljay11k
Remorse bc he's realizing she's about to eat the whole thing
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Replying to @SCHIZO_FREQ
Lmao
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Replying to @bankertobuilder
This is what happens when Pinterest ideas go unchecked
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Replying to @ShyBucketGetter
Taylor Swift ruins everything 😭
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Replying to @bombsfall
Their tears season the pasta water
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Replying to @ianmiles
Why are you so weird??
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It's happening, yall! Tom Brady was just spotted at the Minneapolis Airport!!
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Bro you did the meme 😭
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Replying to @cornski
I think mine might be the ones where you sold out to post onlyfans chicks
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"How ass was KOC play calling?" "How ass was the blocking?" "How ass was JJ McCarthy?" "How ass were the Vikings?"
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I love that she pays for a blue checkmark on Elon's site
left a note on the windshield, always nice to connect with your neighbors 👍
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Replying to @UN
I like when the UN announces how useless it is like this.
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Replying to @HowThingsWork_
This is also called "painting"
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