NYC. trading sell side ๐ซฅ. Rezdora over Torrisi
Hell's kitchen
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"I've seen the whole world and you are the most beautiful woman in it" is ungodly amounts of pilot rizz
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Dating in NYC is so cruel. Longtime fwb is going on a date with some guy who's asked her out like 5 times in the past 2.5 years. Fancy dinner and everything
Poor guy doesn't know she already asked to come over afterwards and do tricks on it
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Ugh my annoying ex called me last night very late saying how much she missed me, loved me, how none of these other guys are as good as me, blah blah...
She was clearly drunk and just wanted to smash so I went to over to her west village apartment and put her thru the mattress
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Today I learned that Brandy Melville does not make men's clothes and this is very unfortunate news for me
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Being a consultant is like yes I'm 27, have 3 situationships, and barely passed accounting 230, but you must accept my opinion on this $500mm proposal that i barely learned about last week
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A single guy with this apartment will 100% be the most crushing situationship of your entire life
Green Flags in a Manโs Apartment:
1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if itโs not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that arenโt stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not โboyโ)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
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Mamdani winning is actually great because now I just get to grind harder to maintain the same lifestyle for me and my doodle tat gf that voted for him
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Gen Z discovering clutching your pearls
Gen Z is using โcomfort necklacesโ when theyโre distressed: โEverybody needs oneโ trib.al/0Q6yXXJ
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Went on a lovely date last night in Brooklyn. Beautiful blonde, great legs, cute outfit - total babe
She was getting handsy so I invited her over for a nightcap
We took the subway (it's quicker!) back to my chelsea apartment and made beautiful love all night
Life is good
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If you're a single guy in NYC, might I suggest looking confused outside the Reformation sample sale
Shout out the girl standing and typing on her work laptop in line. You a real one
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Girlfriend who thinks buying a house "in cash" literally means showing up with a suitcase of money
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Opened Twitter in front of my family at a very lovely restaurant and this was the tweet on my timeline ๐ซจ๐ซฅ
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I spent a summer in India back in college and dear God the stuff they would say about Pakistanis makes Israel v Palestine look like a pillow fight
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$315k at 27 and hot??
How about multimillionaire
How about 8 inches and thick
How about loving and respectful
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2025 in:
Cartier
Graduating from the SEC
Purdey
Caprese salads
Bib Gourmand
Flatiron
First Names
Deportation
Proposing
Men
2025 out:
Rolex
Broccoli Hair
Peter Millar
Food Dye
Celebrity steakhouses
The Spaniard
"Neighborhood" Guys
H1Bs
Situationships
Bears
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Went on a date last night. Very sweet girl, smelled a little funky, but goddamn she wouldn't shut the fuck up about her ex
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I love when girls on dating apps ask "how is a handsome guy like you single" Thx emily, I'm not. I'm cheating on my fiancรฉ
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A lot of you would be into Zohran if he was a 5'5 blonde chick
Generally attractive
Mildly antisemitic
Loves to yap
Brooklyn club crawls
Never had a "real" job
Wants to spend your money
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Glad to see he's getting another swing at it
Rothschild is hiring Jonathan Kaye, a New York-based investment banker who left Moelis last year after a video emerged of him punching a woman trib.al/ELKjEnA
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May I take you on a single digit number of dates, say I love you, finish inside you, then ghost you?
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One day my tweets will be banger enough to get invited to a meetup of NYC finance anons
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Not my bank having BBQ Chicken, Collared Greens, and Cornbread in honor of Juneteenth ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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When you wanna get there 20 hours late for 5x the cost, @Amtrak is here for you
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I'm the male equivalent of a beautiful mid
A solid 7.5 with a great education, good job, and fun life/hobbies
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Is height in dating a thing in Europe?
Like do European girls fantasize about 182.88cm the same way American girls drool about 6ft?
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Are the older people you work with your idols? Do you want their life and lifestyle?
If not then you need to be thinking about an exit.
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Villanova now known for 3 things
1. College basketball
2. Churning out smokeshow nurses
3. the Pope
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Instagram: Here's a cute video of two kittens snuggling!
Tiktok: Wanna learn how to make ricotta agnolotti?
Twitter: Check out the Sankey diagram of the 42 guys who came to my birthday gangbang.
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Ok so a few things to note here that are already suspicious
1. This plane is going way too fast at the end of the runway even for a belly landing. It's practically doing V1 speed here. The runway is 1.8 miles!
2. Spoilers are not engaged (but reverse thrusters are). This makes no sense
3. They didn't even circle to try and solve the issue. That also makes no sense, if your landing gear isn't deploying, you take a few minutes and figure it out??
All this points to catastrophic, but unlikely malicious pilot error. I bet they forgot to lower the landing gear (maybe distracted by a birdstrike?), then landed on the belly, couldn't figure out what was going on so tried to abort the landing and accelerate, only to not be able to rotate (even this doesn't explain reverse thrusters)
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