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HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda
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Girls can be bad at sex too. Lots of times they won’t even know it.
what opinion about sex will have you like this
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Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
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the male gender, well known for being very selective on dating apps
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i have never met anyone who watches mr beast.
This is what every YouTuber play button looks like
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Dating is so fun now a days.
Dating in NYC summed up wtf 😒
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The dubai chocolate trend is 100% artificial for SEO so when you search dubai chocolate you dont get oil sheiks pooping on instagram girls. When i searched dubai chocolate before this, it was ALL girls getting pooped on.
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Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys
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Replying to @Vinstar66
how dare the japanese restaurant serve japanese food
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White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.
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WFH employees at 3pm on a tuesday
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Dating in 2025 is fun.
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Replying to @Kaysharichh
it’s 2025
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Replying to @BigGuyHimself
You gay
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She’s a nurse btw
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you dont want to marry a girl, have her walk down the isle, and there be several people in the crowd who have also fucked her. hook-up culture has had a huge effect on people getting married.
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Girls like this make me want to go make more money
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hinge tip for short kings: > set height to 6’6 > match with a bunch > change height back to normal height > start convo congrats you snuck your way in. deny if ever confronted
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Replying to @FloridaManCPA
I was wondering how the delivery driver would get them all in his car tbh.
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Yo @GarbageHuman24 You’re a massive piece of shit. Straight up jacked my shit an hour after i posted it.
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Replying to @ultimamagus
I do it for the lols
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Replying to @GeringerAdam
i love them ☺️
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Replying to @_ChefDon_
Dude said
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Got a date tonight with a PE girl. Do some research: > Last name is the same as the firms name > Dad is Founding Partner Pray for me
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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
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Dating in nyc is weird, this bitch has a JD and MBA and i’m the one spending $103 for two cocktails and an appetizer? I’m ready to have a talk about equality now.
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Replying to @ControGorilla
i do but i abandoned them
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My main problem with dating apps is that I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in
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Most therapists are retarded and going to the gym is a better solution.
dudes hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. bro you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a door knob. go to therapy.
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Every man remembers their first time feeling and IUD.
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“Long term relationship open to short” is the biggest scam on Hinge.
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Nobody making $50,000 plus a month is selling you a course on how to get in their industry and become their competition.
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girls be like “don’t worry babe, he’s just my male best friend i slept with before”
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Replying to @tentaclepapi
we do a little engagement farming
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This is deserved tbh
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Never deleting this app
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image being a man > meet the love of your life on hinge > find out she’s on twitter > find out she let 3 twitter people hit because they tweet good gotta throw the whole girl away at that point
Imagine being a girl And getting cracked by a niche Twitter microcelebrity Who sells supplements And posts rage bait Imagine…
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Replying to @YourFavTgirly
you’re not even a woman
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I just learned Costco sold $685 million worth of $5 rotisserie chickens last year. Thats 137 million chickens. Idk what to do with this information but I wanted to share.
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because a 115lb curl is pretty difficult even for experienced lifters
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A female friend of mine is telling me she wants to break up with the guy she’s been seeing, they’ve been dating about 3 months now. She tells me she just wants to ghost him since they weren’t that serious, it’s been 24 hours and she hasn’t replied to any of his texts. I’m telling her it’s fucked up and it’s common courtesy to have a discussion with the guy. Thoughts?
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Pour one out for homie.
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Paper straw Cup made of entirely plastic Very smart, thank you.
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Gym crush brought a guy today and the dude outlifts me. I’m starting a cycle of tren.
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i honestly don’t care what your politics are. just don’t make it your whole personality.
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Replying to @MKUltraMoney
Nothing surprises me any more I just play the hand in dealt
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Replying to @HellsBitchen_
Thanks for the heads up. I’m cancelling the date and taking my mom.
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Me: “i don’t have condoms” Her: “it’s ok, i do” Red flag
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the jews are making me drink 32 beers and drunk text my ex tonight
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A group of 4 girls moved in next to me, here is their door mat. I’m going to bring them a welcome basket of 4 Lokos, cigarettes, and cocaine.
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i refuse to believe people with high IQs struggle to fit in with society. You’re essentially playing a game, and you’re trying to say the smartest people playing the game, can’t figure out how to play it? It makes no sense, likely comes from people who think they’re smarter than they are and are struggling.
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girls are so funny
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Replying to @MikeJinID
Yes
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One of my friends I go to raves with has twin girls. They’re 3 now. Sometimes he will disappear while we’re rolling, and when we find him, he’s smiling, looking at pictures of his girls. It’s a very wholesome degenerate moment.
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OMG
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I came across this dude on instagram, he has 486 people paying him $49 a month for his looksmaxing patreon. That’s 23k a month. Thats a lot.
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Those who really believe all women all go for the top 5% have never seen the Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook groups.
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Replying to @Crypt0_Facts
a giggler. lmaoooooo
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bruhhhh i think we’re on to something, dubai chocolate having a former meaning like that and then becoming a trendy candy bar is a little bit too on the nose. (also sorry for stealing your idea i didn’t see this post)
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Replying to @Beanskii @beanskii
Shut up
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Being overly political is a sign of mental illness and an unstable life. You are emotionally invested into things you have practically 0 impact on, which constantly impacts your mood. I couldn’t imagine following this stuff daily, subjecting myself to whatever nonsense the current thing is. If you have responsibilities and things to do in your social life, there’s no reason you should be religiously following every little thing which happens, you simply don’t have time, and would not want to subject yourself to unneeded negativity energy.
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Replying to @brndxix
nothing that happens in isreal/palestine will ever effect your life. you having an opinion on it will never change anything. you are virtue signaling for the sake of virtue signaling you dummie.
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Nobody in these xvideos look like her
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hot ones, but instead of spicey chicken, it’s progressively harder drugs
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i like it when girls are a little chunky like this
I never posted my early ab journey pix before I started sharing.. this is the FIRST ab check pic I ever took from almost a year ago now.
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My most toxic trait is that these are my favorite types of girls
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Nikita 100% regrets giving him that $10k
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Nothing pisses a girl off more than never speaking to her again.
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It’s always black women that post shit like this and I know I’m not the only one who notices
my man paid my rent this month & i bought him wing stop. 50/50😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Whatever you do, DO NOT GET FAT.
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if youre watching the bonnie blue documentary you should just be put down
this Bonnie blue documentary is quite something really gets you to understand her complex mind
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we’re not supposed to make him look cool guys
Newsom is literally the biggest douche you knew in school /college and somehow became Governor of the largest state in America
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Easily one of the top 5 hottest 4th graders i’ve ever seen
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Replying to @KingHenryV1386
i remember this, way back in the day now, probably like 7-8 years ago. blew my mind when i found out about it
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No one mentioned red pill you weirdo
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Replying to @PestySwami66
idc dude. normal people dont care, only weirdos think this means anything.
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Replying to @arbitragesavant
We going to have the most powerful manlet kids possible
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Her in lingerie > her completely naked. Taking it off defeats the purpose, pull it to the side.
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my fault for working hard and not being affected by whatever nonsense is going on in the government.
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Replying to @RochesterSpirit
I’ve competed in strength sports all my life. I very rarely see a girl do this outside of like top level powerlifters.
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Replying to @dajbeenit
No its not. This doesn’t exist with us honkies.
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calling these girls unfuckable is cope by dudes who would never in a million years have a shot with them.
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this is how you get fired
9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote
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you should weigh what you weighed senior year of high school.
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Replying to @DancingEddie_
They have told me some insane shit before. I’m trying my best to not become a monster
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Men will swear there are virgin 9/10s just waiting for their old mediocre white ass.
Women will never understand that ‘would you rather marry a 35 year old 9/10 with a great job and 20 past sexual partners or a 22 year old 9/10 grocery clerk with no past sexual partners’ have very different average answers for men and women.
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Replying to @McNolf
I know I’m awful
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I have never seen a girl look good in a sun dress. I think it’s impossible.
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we call them “starfish” just lying there motionless. sack of spuds is much cooler lol
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