Grifting pseudo influencer
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Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment:
1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
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My bf application is now live - This is a highly selective application for the role of Boyfriend.
Due to overwhelming demand (and an underwhelming dating pool), all candidates must now complete this brief competency evaluation. This quiz will assess basic skills like honesty, political awareness, your ability to pronounce “Hermès” and whether they can plan a date without asking “wyd.” Successful candidates should be fluent in capitalism.
May the strongest man win.
forms.gle/hnMbeA5TErZepSdD9
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Ok I met the only 7 girls who live in SF, now where do I find a boyfriend who’s only a little autistic
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Would u rather live in SF and drive to Palo Alto daily or live in Palo Alto and be a friendless loser
(I am still homeless)
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We are at 47 boyfriend applicants… the quiz will be closed in 24 hours before I pick 25 lucky men to proceed to the next round.
Who will receive the final rose?
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The hottest thing a guy can do is make a plan and stick to it. Doesn't even matter what it is. If you can't commit to a plan you probably are incapable of committing to a woman
The bar is literally “make a plan and stick to it.”
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Getting ready for summer… get them while supplies last !
Use code #allahakbar for 20% off
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In order to make America marry again, we must make America Hot again (building communities for people to meet IRL)
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If women took accountability and started fat, shaming themselves, this world would be a better place 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Love that daily mail included my pic in this story about marrying libs (I am neither married or dating a lib)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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Im not like other MAGA girls... im far more annoying and obviously have way more aura/less cringe bible thumping energy - I cannot stand any of these girls tbh
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I hate X bc it’s all the evangelical born again Christian types who realized they get more attention when they post “omw to church xx” with a selfie in a sundress
And they’re always insufferable
And these are the least godly women you will ever meet tbh
Why is Christianity the new grift
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been in Palo Alto for 2 days and I may die of boredom - no one has vibessss here no aura just Patagonia
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NY homeless man: You stupid whore
SF homeless man: Too fucked up to even yell at you (and about to fall over)
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Are there any men left in SF? And by “man”I mean someone who can change a tire and isn’t bragging about how he used other people’s money to make his startup “successful.”
He’s still pre-revenue, babe.
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Apparently, I have a girlfriend - I have a man friend who told me he didn’t want any fries and then ate all mine
There is no greater betrayal
AND I DROVE HIM TO THE AIRPORT
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My favorite fun fact is that Trudeau‘s resume is literally:
- Snowboarding instructor
- My friends kindergarten drama/french teacher
- PM of Canada
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I’m making a questionnaire to give perspective boyfriends bc I may be insane but at least I’m efficient!
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I call this outfit assimilating to lib hell - canvas tote and puffer (jk I didn’t pack a jacket)
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also im having a party Dec 4 in nyc if u guys wanna come hang out
posh.vip/e/baby-its-cold-out…
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You can't make people love U but u can make them fear U #InternationalWomansDay 😜 stay fierce ladies
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Young conservatives are rallying together to 'make America hot again' mol.im/a/13904467 via @MailOnline
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