Father of 7. Retired NFL QB. Amazon TNF analyst. Beard lover. That motherf#*@er (presumably). Stay Humble
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We are getting into the dangerous territory of my name showing up on the broadcast with a “last time someone threw this many picks” stat…
Time to put the kids to bed
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I actually really like your passion and knowledge for the game but sitting in your comfortable swivel chair with the heater on in the house and a clicker in hand makes the game very easy
Having two unblocked, unimpeded defenders believe it or not is pretty difficult to navigate…in the interest of credibility, please don’t ever pause the tape again to talk about the space between the unblocked full speed rushers and how the qb just needs to turn his hips and make the throw
Here's why I think Josh Allen shoulda thrown the swing to Khalil Shakir.
Think the zone/man pre-snap tells got him off Shakir early but that's still your best option. He still makes a great throw to Kincaid that shoulda been caught
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Nice to still have 💰 pouring in for merch sales in retirement…and yes this is quarterly so I get a payment like this 4 times a year!!!!
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One of my favorite moments of my career...i'll throw a picture update in the comments so you can see how grown up this kid is now
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I made a promise this morning that shirt wouldn’t come off unless I was in Buffalo….easy exception for Skattebo
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I have a pretty simple solution to who is/isn’t mobile at the QB position…
The most yards I rushed for in a season was 304…if you haven’t rushed for more than that in a season we can’t classify you as a “mobile QB”
7 of the 8 QBs in the NFL Divisonal Round of the Playoffs are mobile QBs.
The New Prototypical NFL QB is mobile and it’s never going back.
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I am in disbelief at the Cleveland Browns fans…at 2-8 and bad weather they not only showed up but stayed rowdy the whole game and made a difference tonight
Hats off to the Dawg Pound and all the Browns faithful!!! 👏 👏 👏
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Mack Hollins is a man of principle….no chance he wears shoes
He went to Chipotle every single day when we were in Miami together but since they started charging $.25 for an extra tortilla he has NEVER been back
True story
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I will happily translate this for those Niners fans trying to figure it out:
If you are not worth $100M or more than please be quiet
I am currently visiting another city with lots of jewelry on but I am not carrying a hand gun
To finish Brandon’s current thoughts:
Don’t add too much water and stir it because it will most certainly lump up
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Let’s go Bucs
Will be cheering for a victory and 85 yards for Mike Evans today
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You are not alone ARod I also threw a pick to Jordan Phillips while playing for the Jets 🤦♂️
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The 4 TD scorers in this game chose much different career paths:
- graduate Harvard Business School and become a CEO
- start Hapa’s Brewing Company
- become a neurosurgeon
- flame out in the NFL after 17 years
📺 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟒: 𝐀 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤
20 Years Ago | Reliving Harvard's 35-3 victory over Yale in #TheGame in 2004, capping a perfect 10-0 season!
📰 tinyurl.com/26qmb9gz
#GoCrimson #OneCrimson #HarvardYale
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Love it dudes….did Cincinnati drink too much?
We got to feel 1% as famous as @FitzMagic_14 at the @WMPhoenixOpen this weekend. It's not for everybody!
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Hey @TomBrady any calls by the refs or teams you have criticisms for lately? Just curious to get your take on all the flags?
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World class dude
Josh’s reaction to his MVP video is everything. 🥹
#NFLHonors | #BillsMafia
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Part of the Pat McAfee coaching tree…can’t wait to see where AJ Hawk is headed
Former Colts head coach Chuck Pagano has ended a four-year retirement to rejoin the Ravens as the team's senior secondary coach. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Don’t love the vibes in KC right now…this team feels eerily similar to Philly last year when they were 10-1 and the wheels fell off
If you feel good about this team after the last 4 games I think you’re in denial
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Puka I formally give you permission to don my former jersey number with the Rams…hopefully it works better for you than it did me
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Congrats @BarstoolBigCat looks like the Bears are gonna pull it off!!!
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I guess there’s a first time for everything…never heard of a fifth round draft pick telling teams no I’d rather not play on your team
.@AdamSchefter reports the Ravens wanted to draft Shedeur Sanders, but he didn't want to go a place where "he'd be competing and backing up Lamar Jackson." 😯
The Sunday NFL Countdown crew debates if that was a smart decision 🧠
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I feel like a guy that has been forgotten a little bit that was one of the more talented players I ever got to play with was Arian Foster….so smooth and was a dynamic route runner and pass catcher
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Thanks for not letting me down Mack
This could be a lethal combination if Rex Ryan likes salt
(❤️ you Rex)
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See you Sunday night…
[ INSERT FITZ SCREAM HERE ]
See you Sunday night, @FitzMagic_14: bufbills.co/40jbumi
#BALvsBUF | #BillsMafia
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That was a very 2024 Chiefs drive
- called a sack fumble TD on the field…reversed and a 15 yard penalty for roughing the passer
-blown coverage on 3rd down and Mahomes makes defense pay
- stopped on 3rd and 3 but defensive holding call
- pass over 20 yards downfield to JWat incomplete
- long 3rd down conversion to Travis Kelce
- show Taylor Swift in the suite
- incomplete pass to a frustrated Travis Kelce
AND it results in a 13 play drive that eats over 5 minutes of clock and a TOUCHDOWN
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Don’t get me wrong @PopTartsUS I’m glad I won’t be cleaning sprinkles up off the floor this morning but these don’t look like the picture on the box…
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Just went to send a text to a buddy Matt and counted 25 different Matt’s in my phone…can anyone beat that?
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Would love to get an owner to explain what the nose wipe gesture means and why it is being penalized
I swear I’m hip but I still don’t know what it means
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Lots of hate being spewed about this play but I think Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson might be the only 2 QBs in the league that make this throw
DJ Moore is supposed to run a corner route and while Caleb starts his throwing motion DJ inexplicably changes his route and throws his hand up…almost impossible to adjust to
Let’s just say if this happened to me it would look like I was having a seizure trying to adjust mid throw
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Amazing that Aaron saw the Goff fake 7-0 INT stat but didn’t see the Mike Williams TD tweet
His filters on this app must be amazing…
(I can write this knowing he won’t ever see it)
SNY Jets
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Nowhere to go but down from here…I have officially reached the mountain top
Truly honored to grace your front lawn B. Bliss
I won’t rest until @FitzMagic_14 sees his hairy chest on full display in my front lawn Christmas decor
#gobills #TNFonPrime #Buffalo
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I agree with Andy’s assessment but the issue for the Mahomies isn’t having more it’s the fact that they are running out of precious metals to name their kids
I feel bad for Bronze
#Chiefs Andy Reid on Patrick Mahomes becoming a dad of 3 kids:
"Once you have 3, 4 and 5 are easy. That's what I told him...You made 3, add a couple more, we'll talk."
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Only reasons I’m still watching TCU-UNC game -
1. Rooting for Max Johnson
2. Can TCU win by more points than Belichick’s age gap with his girlfriend?
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I don’t have the camera angle from behind the play yet but that will give you a better sense of the pressure Josh was dealing with
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Being friends with a Bears fan and having to listen to them complain about the Bears…
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Two more possibilities for nun tucked
a) all the jewelry is out in the open and nothing is hiding
b) auto-corrected from nunchucks so he is not to be messed with because he is wielding nunchucks
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news Eli but he’s not getting any depth on his drop which will cause him to struggle when there is a line in front of him
Will be in town for TNF this week if you want me to work with him….
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I’ve done the math multiple times now to make sure this is correct….
Josh Allen and Khalil Shakir in reg season last two years
83 TARGETS
75 CATCHES
👀 🤯 ❤️
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It’s time
Andrew Van Ginkel needs a permanent nickname…he’s officially too good and too impactful of a player not to have one
AVG? Ginks? The Ginkler? Rip Van Ginkel? Ginkenstein? Ginkel Ginkel little star?
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Very proud of our weight loss journeys
Frank down 63 pounds in the last year
Andrew Whitworth down 40
“Ok so we are collectively down 83 pounds in the last year… It feels really good” -@FitzMagic_14
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This response is the biggest thing I don’t understand about Aaron….can be super charismatic, his swagger gives teammates the ultimate confidence BUT
why can’t he shoulder ALL the blame in the media and then get behind closed doors with Mike Williams or the whole offense or the whole team or anyone else that isn’t doing their job and tell them he needs more out of them
The need to set the record straight at the expense of someone lesser than just hurts me
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If you are looking for historical precedent on how QBs play in their first game after being engaged…
The @RamsNFL were down to their 3rd-string QB.
In came a rookie Fitzmagic to lead a 21-point comeback… (Nov. 27, 2005)
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Larry Fitz asked me the other day if I could pick a teammate over my 17 years and 9 teams to start a team with who it would be….I had to take a minute to go through the teams and really think about it….lots of incredible teammates and HOF players but without question my choice would be Fred Jackson
Fred Jackson breaks the longest run of his career, 80 yards to the 🏡 thirteen years ago today.
In 10 games in 2011 before injury, Jackson had nearly 1400 yards from scrimmage!
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Some parameters on our new found friendship:
1. We are on a 3 strikes you’re out policy if you misuse to, too, two or their, there, they’re
2. No slander against Harvard football
3. Send me your address and shirt size so I can send you some shirts for TNF viewing
(I feel like number 3 is a huge step for us)
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If they need to save some money on flights I’d be happy to kill nine birds with one stone
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For all you 48 year old hopeless romantics out there just think your future person may not even be born yet ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Troy Polamalu taught me long ago I’m not great at blocking…
Day 1 of tweeting @FitzMagic_14 until he joins the fellas on the @TheDiveBarPod.
Also the day @FitzMagic_14 blocks me, I fear.
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Remember we get to see one of the greatest home field advantages in the league today as the @Patriots bake in the sun in dark jerseys for the entire game against the shaded @MiamiDolphins in their white uniforms
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Hey Zach there’s always time to change your mind…I know you’re friends with Braxton Berrios and I know it worked for Orlando Woolridge but if you’re trying to build back your career and be taken serious (which I’m sure you are) this won’t help…
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This led me to explaining to my kids what an anomaly was like when Dad would throw for 400 yards on a random Sunday
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Chiefs fans thank you for checking in on me...I am including a timeline of my Chiefs takes so you can all tell me that I was wrong in the same place and I should never doubt PMahomes and Andy Reid again
Our relationship has really taken a turn since I got some steaks in the mail after beating NE in 2019 which allowed you to get the first round bye and begin this incredible run but still mostly love from me to you
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How many Harvard grads does it take to get an 8 pound shot (shot put ball) out of a golf hole? Well the answer is more than one because I can’t figure it out.
Currently want to solve with household items and my plungers are too big. Drill into the shot and put a screw in to yank it out is where I’m at right now but don’t want to wreck the shot if I don’t have to and don’t want to wreck the hole either…
Any suggestions are welcome 🙏
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Completely agree on the beard dye job convo…almost cost me and Big Whit our friendship a few years ago…the guy on the right is distinguished, seasoned and full of charm…the guy on the left looks like he is in a witness protection program
Ryan Day would be 9,864% more popular if he stopped with the beard dye. You can’t dye your beard and be considered remotely trustworthy by anyone.
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DM me Joe’s info and I’ll pay the fine for him….can’t be taking money away from Mr. Buffalo
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I’m moving this to the top in case anyone wants to understand more…
This blitz is impossible to pick up with a 5 man protection
The hope is that you are protected inside/out so the free rushers are coming from the edges not up the middle…the two things that could have helped but hard to know presnap were sliding the line to the right and having a free edge rusher to your left (where a good quick throw to Shakir was) or anticipating blitz in the play call and leaving in more protectors or at least chippers
Spags loves the FS blitz in big time moments and when the single WR has a cut split the FS blitz turns into a corner blitz which is much harder to detect
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There are certainly levels to mobility for a QB
I would start with: do you have designed run plays in the game plan for you?
Patrick Mahomes - no
CJ Stroud - no
Lamar Jackson - yes
Josh Allen - yes
Jared Goff - maybe (Ben J 🤷)
Matthew Stafford - no
Jalen Hurts - yes
Jayden Daniels - yes
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5 FITZ!!!! How would you rank Ryan, Larry and Craig?? fav to least fav
(please tell me you dont have my wife's number)
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Enjoyed your analogy of the tush push strain @JasonKelce and also congrats on the new baby.
That led me to thinking what would YOU say is easier...
a) a woman having a baby
b) you blocking a season's worth of tush pushes
anxiously awaiting your response...
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Thank you to the mystery fan (Grandma) that got me 13 cents in royalties for FANNINCRM
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The second he headed to the right which is what bought him a little time from the first free rusher, Shakir was eliminated from the thought process
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Fittingly for my career, I tested positive for Covid the next day and missed the last game of the season
The one other person in the building that also had the same strand of Covid as me…Chris Grier
Can’t make it up…Go FINS!!!
Still trying to figure out how @FitzMagic_14 completed this pass 🤷♂️
📺: #LVvsMIA – Sunday 1pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
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trying to figure out what this fluid is leaking from my eyes when i watch that video....he was 7
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I feel like Bills Mafia deserves to purchase 1% of the team
let me start working on logistics…
With the team's share of new stadium costs up to $1.2 billion and counting, the Bills have deals in place to sell more than 20 percent of the team. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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