I'll write this at some point

32 miles off the coast, Frying Pan tower has a live webcam and it is still up piped.video/deG4NxkouGM
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Replying to @Casey
Hate these things. Very few people would have held on this long.
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Never underestimate how nc state sports can make no sense
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Replying to @dccommonsense
even a bad CS is better than 99% of the crap out there. Keep on keeping on DC
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I'm the Al Capone of my calzone @foodwishes
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Replying to @Casey
@CaseyNeistat Do you keep all your footage? Delete what you don’t use? How do you manage it all?
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The NCAA is asleep at the wheel or completely fraudulent, Duke Basketball report says it best. dukebasketballreport.com/201…
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6 days old 9lbs 10oz. Hey @StateCoachD & @coachu_ncstate go ahead and fax the papers & start the #pack34 OL #redlight
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Replying to @joerogan
Nope, it looks fine for me.
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fellas at @insidepacksport have it right. Retire #9 for both Mario and Chubb. Not even up for debate.
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We need @PackFootball to get that Nuclear plant alarm to let people know when halftime is over.
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State lands another Elite RB tonight in Frasier. State now has 4 of top 7 in the state. Coach D and company getting it done
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G’s first solo bass. Caught on a little spinner. He was absolutely stoked
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Replying to @MKBHD
@MKBHD just wait until you try and buy a home. “So you do what for a living?” gets old fast.
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Replying to @Jon4Lakers
and that's why we follow you, no bullshit
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This is a weird train of thought but: Is Jimbo better than he gets credit for? - Sumlin couldn't compete with A&M, One year Jimbo already showing signs of being more competitive with the same talent - FSU w/o Jimbo looks out of control and overmatched against Cuse Jimbo da god?
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Go to your Google Maps app and type "cheats" . #gthc
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Went to White Swan BBQ today. I'm not sure I've ever had a hush puppy that has impressed me before today. Fried Chicken might be the best I've had. BBQ was fantastic too. Worth a trip to Smithfield. Drop the wife at the outlets and make a Beeline to WS
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Dave Doeren and company getting it done. Important to keep a staff together if you're trying to build a program. Winning 9 this year is important.
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She’s rolling now
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Replying to @Snowden
@Snowden with all the surveilence, why can’t they stop these shootings?
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Love this guy.
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My friends know me pretty well. This is an amazing birthday present from @thomasshaffer
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It’s all downhill from here. My kid thinks I am a Jedi b/c I can start & stop my truck with my mind. Blew his mind. “Daddy you’re Luke Skywalker”. Ran into school and told his teacher daddy can use the force. Boy is he gonna be disappointed when he finds a key fob in my pocket
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🐷 on!
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.@nolayingup the interview with @mcilroyrory was fantastic. Quality questions and let him speak. A+
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Here is a link to the game for those who can’t watch it via #watchespn vipleague.se/american-footba…
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Was playing b-ball outside with G after school and he starts giggling. I asked him what’s funny and he says “daddy I was tooting at school and they didn’t know it was me because they were silent and deeeeep.” Emphasis his.
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So Greg, where's the thrust of this storm heading?
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Came out of my office to get a drink and find my 4 yr old and 2 yr old watching cooking shows. Walk the dog and come back in 10 min later and they are watching Telemundo like this...
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Replying to @el_clembo @joerogan
a dad of a 2 year old, you do what you gotta do!
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I was 12, saved up some allowance money and my mom let me buy the Flying Lure off tv. Never caught a fish with it, was crushed, threw it in the box and left it. 20+ years later broke it out and caught 6 bass and 2 gills in 30 minutes. 90s fish hadn't adapted to the technology
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Of all the things I wish Cory was still around to see, the president trolling dems with Nickelback is at the top of the list.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
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Wikileaks dropping HRC emails, 1-day later, covert-ops cut the internet to Assange’s hideout (Ecquador’s Embassy). You can’t make this up
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Spent the day on client calls putting out fires and solving problems like a normal Thursday. Typically the end of my day consists of me asking my 5 yr old to tell me something fun he did. Today he beat me to it. "Daddy tell me something fun from work today" Me:
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Replying to @JohnLegere
just switched to T-mobile from ATT. Web -> chat -> phone experience a breeze. Everyone very nice and helpful.
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I really dislike this #seo survey by @backlinko on @sengineland and the premise behind it. These SMBs paying $500/mo are expecting more than SEO and the survey only reinforces that misnomer searchengineland.com/only-30…
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Replying to @PlainTravis
yes, yes I do
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Was a computer nerd with an MBA and a dev friend in an SEO company sent me the job posting. Got the job and @jennyhalasz trained/hazed me on a site that exclusively sold dildos.
SEO friends: 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗦𝗘𝗢? I'm genuinely curious how all of the smart people that I chat with every day on Twitter learned our craft. Also, this could be an awesome thread for people looking to learn.
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Happy Friday!
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Someone asked me why Raleigh has so many ties to the SEO/PPC world so I had to dig up these gems. Say what you want but some serious smarts rolled through web.archive.org/web/20050814…
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As an SEO, this is how I feel most days.    piped.video/watch?v=AbSehcT1…
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This is my child's prefer method for watch TV. 🤷‍♂️
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That's right...the Pack is #20!
Leaving the White House for the Great State of North Carolina. Big progress being made on many fronts!
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Good lord thank you. SEL is on a roll of putting out hot garbage
Hey Search Engine Land: There is a reason why SEOs are not using TF*IDF: 1) It does not help with Semantics 2) You need access to Google's corpus information for it to work. 3) It is old technology 4) This is #SEOMythology searchengineland.com/tf-idf-…
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Twitter needs a smell feature
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NC State is on the verge of recruiting its best RB class of all time. 4* Frasier could join 4* Gallaspy (NC’s leading Rusher) 4* N. Hines
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Took 40 years but I finally got coal for Christmas.
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I would without a doubt support this business #literally
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What kind of psycho uses triangle screws?
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I just fired a client after 13 months(ish). They aren't bad folks, but there is a clear lack of appreciation and at this point in my career that is not a business relationship I want. Thankful to have partners who support that decision despite the lost revenue.
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I’m not as mad that all the senators sold their stock as I am that I didn’t. Saw this coming a mile away and didn’t pull the trigger.
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G can rip it. Amazing how most sports motions are natural for kids. Adults get in the way more times than not, probably true for most areas of parenting now that I think about it. #discgolf
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.@ThomTillis @SenatorBurr y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for shamelessly selling out the privacy of your constituents. Sad
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I don't often cross streams but about to hit episode 100 on my NC State podcast and proud to share the growth over the last 4 years.
It's been 4 years since @jdustinhill and started rambling on the mic and iTunes let me know that episode 100 is approaching. Was never sure it was gonna last this long but it has turned into my own personal Wolfpack therapy. I'm amazed & grateful that people even listen. (1/?)
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Shakira's hips still don't lie.. 😍😍😍😍😍
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Rogan is doing what the mainstream media won’t or can’t, he’s open to all sides and all ideas in order to understand all positions before formulating his own opinion which he doesn’t push onto folks.
Is @joerogan is best interviewer in the world or is @Snowden the best guest? Serious question. #podcast #Snowden
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coooooooooooaching.
Almost every NBA guy I have talked to about NC State says the same thing: Overall team just doesn't play hard. Certainly clear today.
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Time to taste the future @BeyondMeat
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This pond is loaded with gems. Put the kids to bed and then catch bass until the sun goes down has become my nightly routine.
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Near Perfection.
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ESPN is reeping what they sowed. Horrible turn away from sports into pop culture and you wonder why your ratings are decaying.
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Caught a biggun about 6 inches off shore and a few feet off the dock. Watched him crush it. G was more impressed than he's showing I'm sure.
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Replying to @Casey
@CaseyNeistat @MKBHD you 2 should do a video.
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hi @FedEx My package appreciates you helping it see the United States but can we be reunited soon? like ever?
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I love you @No_Quarter_Dad ,I'll see you again. #fuckALS #ALS
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Replying to @jack
Get vigalent on the spam but most importantly fix customer support. It takes days and weeks to get a response if you even get one.
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Nice W for the Pack. Great coaching job by Gott. Nice having depth and guys that can play multiple positions. Lacey running PG, Cat was off
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Ending Friday better than it started . Have a good weekend tweeps
Happy Friday!
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No words can describe how it feels to lose one of your closet friends a week before his 36th b-day. I miss him so much He gave everything he had, including his life, to help others who will face this awful disease If you want to help, donate to ALS TDI, als.net/
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I couldn't tag everyone for some reason, @tansyobryant @Malic_ious @BrentBrandow @imarketnc Bea, Zhao, Adam, Pete, JDL, Al, Pete, Schurtman!...... Good times (mostly) and a lot of good stories. Hope y'all are doing well.
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Felt fantastic to put my phone away for the weekend and just enjoy the time with my dudes. Great weekend + taking the cup home. Already ready for BC2019.
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You have to enjoy watching Baker Mayfield if you're a CFB fan.
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Dessert
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I wish Fuquay would follow HS and put up more parks and less starter home sub divisions
The Town of #HollySprings announced today a major land acquisition that answers the growing need for a community park in the western part of town. Details: hollyspringsnc.us/CivicAlert…
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10beasts sells for half a mil and THEN gets a manual penalty. If you bought 10beasts, you need a new #SEO advisor. I'm offering to help you for free because that is not the way to start out 2018. #AffiliateMarketing
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Donkey bass. Either this is the same one from a few days ago or someone is pumping roids into the water.
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Have been using ContentKing for a few months now and it has been invaluable especially with large enterprise sites that seemingly have things change at random. Also, appreciate they are going outside what the standard SEO software is and can be. A+ IMO
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EeeeeeeeeeXxcellent
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Lost a charity Cornhole tournament to an 80 year old man. He was automatic. Turns out he is a Sr. National Champion. 🤷‍♂️ @PJStrahl went toe-to-toe with him piped.video/76cxqqdiL6c
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We need this everywhere
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The ducks are not social distancing properly!
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Hi @netflix a little heads up when you're going to remove a show would be nice. If any of you had a 3yr old you'd know taking Thomas The Train off without warning is wishing hell upon all parents this cold Sunday morning.
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Can we just stop 2019ing already?
Sunbathe your asshole, for wellness trib.al/bCIIh9e
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Gary Hahn @PackRadio doing the voice-over for the Seat & Parking selection video has got me fired up for football season. That was an unexpected treat in June. #gopack
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I can’t help it, if you’re email says “Sent from my Blackberry” i’m judging you.
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Replying to @WolfpackPatrol
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Both kids in school, mommy and daddy out to breakfast! 🙌
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3 episodes in: Carol aged poorly And she's def guilty
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That's just disturbing. These big charitable organizations all seem to have issues. Needs to be some checks and balances and penalties for misuse of funds
Remember the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge that netted @alsassociation $120M? They spent most of that massive war chest on research which is now culminating in clinical trials, right? WRONG. They’re sitting on 80% of the windfall. How many ALS patients have died waiting for action?
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Look people, it is not ok to have Christmas decorations up already. We can’t allow Christmas to swallow Thanksgiving. I need my annual fried turkey
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Fire that campaign back up. Yang was the best candidate and still is
This is not a fiscal problem this is a demand problem as the economy will slow to a crawl with the coronavirus. The question is how do you support baseline demand and give families the ability to weather this period? The only answer is to put cash into people’s hands quickly.
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Replying to @ER @jack
Amazon and Apple, and even google are trusted b/c they talk with their customers and support them properly. oh and an option for chronological timeline. clarity on why ads target us (don't be like facebook)
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Replying to @pmarca
@pmarca but my football team just lost!
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It took a pandemic for companies to realize all their work can be done by remote employees. If your company is making you go into the office, your company needs new leadership.
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