bad football news presented in the form of even worse comedy.

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Respect to the Bills fan saying, “That’s fucking cool man.”
Scotty Gange
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What kind of block is this lololololol
Doug Rush
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This is the most "It's anybody's year" I've seen in the NFL in a long time
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We have the first white corner INT of this millennium!!!!! Riley Moss picks Minshew
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The Pacers should have been allowed to put Caitlin Clark in the game as soon as Hali got hurt
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If I were the CEO of a giant company, say Bud Light for example, I’d sponsor RedZone. 7 hours of commercial free football brought to you by Bud Light. Bud Light is happy to make sure you have zero commercials today! I am a marketing genius
Scott Hanson confirms NFL RedZone will have commercials in some capacity this season — which is something he has no control over. The intro will be: “7 hours of RedZone Football start now.” (via @PatMcAfeeShow)
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Seeing this photo makes me even more pissed nobody can tackle this man
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BREAKING NEWS: The Cleveland Browns have just traded 3 first round draft picks for kicker Justin Tucker.
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Quinn Ewers is killing a new animal every hour he’s not drafted, and we’re all talking about Shedeur Sanders?
Billy M
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Last RB to leave a body like this was…never mind
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Add “Boutte Wide Open” to the dirty things announcers can now say
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The Vikings have assembled the whitest QB room in the league
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Has any NFL team ever played all 5 bird teams in a row?
How many wins will the 49ers get from the Bird Gauntlet?
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This might be the hardest Mahomes has ever been hit in the NFL
NFL on CBS 🏈
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My favorite tweet that happens every single August.
Former #49ers Colin Kaepernick is EYEING #NFL COMEBACK 👀👀👀
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I have YouTube TV NFL Sunday Ticket Disney Plus and I cannot legally watch MNF I have an antenna...and ABC is the only channel that doesn't come in lol
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The Eagles might have exactly what it takes to stop the Chiefs Devil Magic
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Jordan Addison clearly wasn’t doing sprints during his suspension
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I’m sorry ESPN. You were right. Nobody needed to see this game. Much respect to your foresight and negotiation tactics.
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Huge commitment for Frank Gore Jr.! Not easy to decide to do something for the next 48 years of your life, but that’s how the Gores do it
Southern Miss RB Frank Gore Jr has declared for the 2024 NFL Draft, he announced RB14 on the PFF Big Board
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“Tom Brady played in the most uncompetitive division in NFL history.” -Alex Smith My new GOAT.
Joshua Brisco
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Keep Arthur Smith away from my wife
No Context Pittsburgh
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This is my favorite passing attempt in NFL history
Baku 🐧
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is he wearing new pants???
Jim Harbaugh has returned to the sideline for the Chargers.
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The moment that changed everything for the Broncos
NFL on ESPN
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It's beautiful.
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An even better angle lol
Muhammad Arshad
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Brock Purdy has about 80 terrible throws in this game: 0 INTs Jordan Love makes 1 bad throw. 1 INT Football can be a real bitch sometimes
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God tier stat line
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Nantz saying, “he doesn’t have a chance…oh yes he does” is the perfect 2025 Baker Mayfield sentence
NFL on CBS 🏈
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If you want to be the greatest player in teh NFL all you have to do is leave the Giants. 2024 - Saquon Barkley 2025 - Daniel Jones 100% hit rate
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Justin Herbert making the Chargers look like a slightly below average team might be the greatest quarterbacking achievement of our generation. I take back any criticism I’ve ever had of his game.
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Only took 6 weeks of being a Raider to turn Davante Adams towards a life of crime. Sad.
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The Giants have to trade Russell Wilson. In no world should this trio be broken up, and we all know Russ will kill this vibe
New York Giants
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I think the still image is even better lol
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This is a real football fan nitter.app/jeffneace/status/16024…
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The Jaguars have successfully defeated 3 opponents tonight Themselves The Chiefs The Refs Nice win Jacksonville
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If this happens… AFC Championship Game Chargers vs Bills And this… NFC Championship Game Vikings vs Lions We will be guaranteed to watch one team win their first Super Bowl ever
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I want to die.
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Stock Up: Daniel Jones Stock Down: The Dolphins. All of them, including the ones in the ocean.
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The Vikings as a 13-2 Wild Card team is so silly
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I'm still rooting for Will Levis to turn it around, but this is my favorite photo from the week
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There have been a lot of dirty calls in sports. This may be the dirtiest of all time lol
Jomboy Media
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Joey Bosa…why did you stop pursuing Patrick Mahomes on 4th and 17?????
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I want to see Aaron Donald fight Jake Paul
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This is the dirtiest hit I’ve seen since Kiko hit Joe Flacco in prime time. Hope Trevor Lawrence is okay nitter.app/NFLonFOX/status/186329…
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Finally a defender who make this tackle. I’ve seen 1,000 guys whiff in this
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I’ve seen Daboll yell at Daniel Jones. I’ve seen him yell at Tyrod Taylor. I’ve never seen him yell at Tommy DeVito
Bobby Skinner
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Big Surprise, the antichrist wants to steal Christmas every year.
The Chiefs has requested that the NFL make them a fixture on Christmas every year, according to the Athletic.
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Congrats to the first place Raiders!!!
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This is one of the worst endings Ive ever experienced in a football game. God I hate the Chiefs
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This was the first highlight of the game
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The ravens are very good The Bills are relentless That has the be the best Sunday Night opener for the NFL…ever???
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The Chiefs just won a Super Bowl in the Raiders Stadium John Elway brought them the Lombardi trophy How the fuck did the Chargers walk away from this one scot-free?
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5 weeks into the season Denver has lost to their FORMER... 1. Head coach Josh McDaniels 2. Defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio 3. Head coach Vic Fangio 4. Ball boy Mike McDaniel 5. Former head coach Nathaniel Hackett
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I’d give anything to see this in an NFL game
FOX College Football
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Jordan Love has gotten significantly better since he…STOPPED DRINKING AT Halftime
r/GreenBayPackers
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This might be the greatest answer by a coach in NFL history.
Steven Cheah
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Jim Nantz was perfect on the call. “This is disaster in the making.”
NFL on CBS 🏈
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This is just weird.
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I love draft grades! A few From 2017 8. Christian McCaffrey, Carolina PanthersGrade: D+ 10. Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs Grade: C- 12. Deshaun Watson, Houston Texans Grade: C+ 22. Charles Harris, Miami Dolphins Grade: A 28. Taco Charlton, Dallas CowboysGrade: A-
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I don’t want Belichick to ever coach again. I just want more of this. The Broncos coaching tree is very strong…just not in Denver anymore.
Inside the NFL
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In all seriousness, I respect the hell out of Russell Wilson. I've never seen a player so unfairly criticized in all my years of watching football. And not ONCE has Russ ever taken it out on anyone else. He's never thrown anyone under the bus publicly, or trashed anyone.
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Stat of the day????
Since 2017, Sean Payton is 30-12 (.714) against bald head coaches He's coming for your folically challenged ass!! @seanmcdermott
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I’d say he handled this like a pro
RG 📷
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If this tweet gets 1 Million likes The Broncos will make these Uniforms the main uniforms. Let's show that voting still matters
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Nobody's talking about how Aaron Rodgers had the most calm reaction to tearing his achilles I've ever seen. Dude is tough
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How Aaron Rodgers handled his Achilles injury vs how a normal person would handle it
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen this snap done before in an NFL game. Are there others??
Justin Penik
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I’ve literally never heard of any of these edge rushers. Terrible picks
Who will lead the NFL in sacks this year?
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Replying to @mesock1
That's why I am asking if any team has
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Greatest flag ever thrown. Found one ref I love
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Nah, he’s the only one who gets it
Bush league from Brian Branch
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Respecter of Broncos History, Pat Bryant with a vintage Mile High Salute
NFL on CBS 🏈
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Curses are real.
Week 1 don't let this happen again. Please football gods.
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Respect for Chris Jones is through the roof. Rodney Harrison in the toilet.
BLEED
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This might be the play that haunts the Broncos today…for the rest of the season
Zack🦈
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Guys, we are one step closer to world domination.
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The blue tent?
Who is stopping this 49ers offense? 😤
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I don’t know what to say right now. Absolutely heartbreaking news about Demaryius Thomas passing away. Dude was an absolute legend
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Damn, Mahomes last accurate pass was to Cooper DeJean
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QB nicknames heading into the Championship games! 1. The Grim Reaper (Mahomes) 2. Soul Snatcher (Stafford) 3. The Tiger King (Burrow) 4. The guy my wife wants to fuck (Garoppolo)
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The refs bailout program for the Chiefs is actually disturbing. It's pathetic
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If Nathaniel Hackett was the worst coach ever, what is Sean Payton right now???
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The Seahawks destroyed the Broncos in Super Bowl 48 The Seahawks traded with the Broncos so Denver could draft Paxton Lynch The Seahawks traded Russell Wilson to Denver so he could command the worst offense in the NFL The Seahawks are the enemy
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The New Worst Win Ever!!!!!!!
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It finally happened. I now believe the Atlanta Falcons win the division
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Appreciate greatness.
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OMG OMG COOPER DEJEAN with the first ever WHITE CORNER PICK SIX in the super BOWLLLLLLLLLL
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Not so fun when the devil magic happens to you is it Kansas City???
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How did the Chargers get 22 primetime games lol
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This is such a dumb look for the NFL
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My reaction to the Cooper DeJean Pick Six
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I think I found the problem. Is Belichick wearing a Colorado Rockies headset?????
Warren Sharp
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The only reason people watch is because everyone wants to see Jake Paul knocked out Jake Paul will never fight someone who can actually beat him It’s the most lucrative Ponzi scheme going
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Why was this Thursday Night game so entertaining?!?!?! Ohhhhh right because both teams had 7 days between games
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“It’s amazing how Nathaniel Hackett looks like he knows how to call plays now that Rodgers is back there.” -Kirk Herbstreit In the most earnest sick burn I’ve ever heard on TV
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After watching JJ McCarthy and Carson Wentz this season my official take is… Sam Darnold is pretty good at football
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The best stat.
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The NFLPA has to be one of the least effective associations on earth. My HOA is far more powerful than they are
The NFL has banned the hip-drop tackle. This is happening. A 15-yard penalty and an automatic first-down will be enforced should a player use that technique.
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