Scott Benson • Artist Animator Videogame Guy • Photographer Of Space And Also Earth • Night In The Woods • Late Night Work Club • etc • Broken Hearted Literally
we're in the process of trying to adopt some cats and i'm not getting my hopes up too much but check these two out. apparently the one on the left lacks confidence unless the one on the right is with him
this crypto thing is going to be such a bloodbath. i feel like "extremely unstable assets in a free for all market that is 95% scam and grift sold to regular humans as valuable secure investments by celebs on tv" isn't a story that has any sort of good end
me: that's a cool tattoo
guy at dispensary with uzumaki spiral face girl tattoo: thanks! it's from a manga, if you're familiar with that
me: i am. it's from uzumaki right? so good
guy at dispensary with uzumaki spiral face girl tattoo: yeah you should check it out sometime
me: ok
"My kids won't talk to me because I'm a weird prick about issues important to them" is like a top 5 conservative origin story. I haven't driven my child away, my child was taken from me BY IDEAS.
you, a fool, a rube: Twigs from Revenant Hill is supposed to look like Mae from Night In The Woods
me, a professional artist: this is just how I draw a cat
Mumford & Sons make wedding reception music for people who live in 100% white and beige surroundings. Actual folk songs are about what happens directly before or after death, or how cool a train is
"The Last Of Us is the first good filmed video game adaptation". That's cheating. The game is already a pretty grounded and character-focused zombie apocalypse drama. Call me when they do a banger adaptation of Katamari Damacy also starring Pedro Pascal
Henry Kissinger lived a century and enjoyed comfort and privilege and went to his grave respected and even beloved by basically everyone in power but whatever cue that crab dance let's get what we can out of this
The idea that a working vaccine is anyone's exclusive intellectual property is so utterly anti-life in the name of capitalism that my brain keeps searching for some other good reason for anyone to defend it than direct profit or fanatical devotion to the market.
Having a car that makes navigation decisions on its own that you have to watch like a hawk and be ready at all times to wrest control from in case it decides to steer you directly into oncoming traffic seems like a step backwards but at least it's also ridiculously expensive
we're in the process of trying to adopt some cats and i'm not getting my hopes up too much but check these two out. apparently the one on the left lacks confidence unless the one on the right is with him
Watching Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Cinema and indeed the world at large these days has comparatively fewer guys you would refer to as "strongmen". This is a particular kind of large man. Eats a diet unrecognizable to modern muscle guys. Does feats of strength. Minibosses.
2018
*Disney buys your mom*
Ooooh I smell a Mom/Marvel crossover!!!
2019
*Disney buys your Google Life Contract, you now pay Disney rent to exist*
Soooo... you're saying I'm a Disney Princess now?
we're entering a new era in AI-first game creation ☀️
up to now AAA games like Red Dead Redemption 2 cost $500M and took over 3,000 people 8 years to make
with generative AI, small teams can ship at near AAA quality but at a fraction of the cost & time
a few thoughts 👇
Dragon's Dogma 2 using actual cooking footage for its cooking cutscenes is the kind of production decision I can only applaud. If it was purely for creative reasons, fantastic. If it was for logistics reasons, even better. A+
In the Bible God asks Cain where Abel is and Cain basically says "what, am I expected to keep tabs on the guy?!" and that is a hilarious response because as of this morning there were 4 humans on earth hanging out in one small area and there now appears to be only 3.
Police: Sparky the detective dog was killed while chasing a suspect. Today we honor the fallen, this pup who gave his life in the line of duty.
Community Note: Sparky was run over by a deputy fleeing the scene because he thought there was fentanyl on the floor.
Christmas song genres:
-behold the god of israel has taken the form of a child to reconcile with fallen mankind in these dark times
-it's cold in europe
-it's the 1950s and we got big department stores
-it's Gorse, the Goose Who Wished She Was A Horse
-this xmas i'd like to fuck
In shocking twist the magical computer intelligence that does things previously thought to be possible only through squishy human subjective decision making actually requires massive amounts of exactly that
🚨Exclusive: OpenAI used outsourced Kenyan workers earning less than $2 per hour to make ChatGPT less toxic, my investigation found
(Thread)
time.com/6247678/openai-chat…
saw a thread cancelling genghis khan in 2020 and now i'm imagining khan stans who are like whoa ok it's been tough day for all of us, if genghis still means a lot to you that's VALID but we have to call out pillaging within the fandom and that means holding our heroes to account
I refuse to do those "gentle reminder" tweets. I will only offer aggressive reminders.
Drink some goddamn water. Limit your fucking screen time before bed so you have less trouble falling asleep you piece of shit. Rest is important asshole.
Our cat Ico died last month. Since then mice have gotten into sunflower seeds meant for the birds out back. They've been taking them to a hole in the basement floor. We discovered all of this today in a pretty amazing way.
I wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons growing up so my knowledge of the show is spotty and a few years ago I had the experience of realizing a friend from a while back who I thought was just very funny was recycling Simpsons bits from the mid-90s.
it'd be funny if i said "everyone involved with this tax bill should be terrified of physical harm upon entering public, for real these monsters should live in fear, i am 100% serious" but i wouldn't say that, it is a joke. jokes are good. love a joke.
sanders said over and over and over he'd endorse whoever was the dem nominee idk what the surprise is here. he said it over and over because resistance democrats kept asking because they rewrote their brains to where he campaigned against clinton until november 2016
We may be living in a simulation, just look how detailed video games are!!
Actual game: we had an issue with loading the player character into building interiors so the game plays a 5 second cutscene of a doorknob turning while we kill the player and spawn them on the other side
reminder that i didn't make my first animated short until i was 28, didn't release anything anyone cared about until i was 30, and my first experience with game dev happened when i was 32, that first game released when i was 35. you're fine, kids. nitter.app/anamericanghost/status…