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if you’re a woman and i’ve every made you uncomfortable even in the slightest way, i’m sorry. mehn
omo, men!!!💔
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life so boring. i’m gonna text every girl on my snap “hey, i miss you”
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Replying to @Moet__x
lash tech can’t smell his fart
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better than mavo in my books
can’t say her name, so i’m calling her esther

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Replying to @sther_1929
it’s never too late for village people to spoil something 😭😂 make dem enter very well first😭😭
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Replying to @eninladamilola
he quickly voice out😭😂 bro said “let us sing it together”😂
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begged this babe to play call of duty with me, No watch anime so we can talk about it, No we break up finish, you con dey send me snaps of you doing everything, lmao
idk, but it’s weird to me to see an ex doing something you used to beg them to do when you were together. omo people dey o
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who hurt this girl bro😭😂
life so boring. i’m gonna text every girl on my snap “hey, i miss you”
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how twitter user funmilayolajide expects men to dress every second of every day.

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We must ban street wear fashion. See how clean and put together they look.
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Replying to @ayblackk
Woulda taken this info to my grave
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Oga everything is not gender war, rest
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dm for pr and ads o😭😂
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Replying to @slvt4prose
dah what just happened rai now
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Replying to @Moet__x
Na the same relationship we dey talk about?😂
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Maje he no vanish so he’ll meet screenshots of his chats on twitter abi
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Replying to @RadicalJimmah
he dey creative gan 😭😂 i don take notes😭😂
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i’m very sensitive and i love women, follow me😔❤️
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Replying to @jinduthegr8
Some actually guide, they just be debtors by blood
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i don dieee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i dey read through the quotes of that my tweet and omo😂😂😭
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I don’t think the cow has twitter
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🗑️
september dump ?
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i did it again!❤️‍🔥
i don enter kitchen again🙂‍↔️ it’s still spaghetti but yeah😂
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fresh month
october dump ? 🗑️
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Replying to @Billzo04
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all of you are mad! COME! I DARE YOU!
Nigerian Christians will be rescued very soon!
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Replying to @Kudiratt_
Oga buy the clothes or sybau😂
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Replying to @RadicalJimmah
so we can say the pictures are fine she know say e fine o, goofy ahh nigga
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Replying to @RadicalJimmah
😭😂
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Replying to @abekeeeeeeeee
omo you won’t live this thing down o😭😂 he’ll continue reminding you na God save you say you no dey house and it’s over text😭😂… it’s your brother i’m pitying
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When she ghosted, why did she come back? She knew he liked her and she kept coming back cos she probably missed the attention and didn’t let the guy heal FOR 6 MONTHS!
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Replying to @Belovedthegr8
i never listen to am, when i post that rubbish
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I’m too good dawg😂
I don enter kitchen go drop another banger😝🔥
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they lock this boy he no fit dey use normal eyes dey think like this😭😂
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It’s not even your business… if you see husband send am go kitchen to cook God go help una
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Replying to @Moet__x
Tranquility tranquility, I no get time to dey form activity

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omo i just dey see rubbish wey i type 😭 ever*!!!!
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Replying to @La3i3i
Nah nah They had a deal He gave him $1k for the cut
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Replying to @ayodxji
No trust these Chinese vendors o Dem go chop your money use am do giveaway to new customers I know how many don text me randomly to give me urgent 2k😭😂
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my babe is not your friend!
friendship 101:
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how twitter user mofoluw4ke expects people to turn up to the club.
basic people are so interesting (derogatory) to me like why are you wearing a basic tee and light wash jeans to the club/a party?
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why can’t you recognize God separately why are you glazing your pastor?
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$10 GA‼️⚠️ Drop your BEP-20 USDT wallets in the cs, will be picking the winner by 8:30pm. Don’t miss it🧏🏾
i’ll do $10 giveaway when i get to 600 followers 😂
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you people are good people o small thing, i don…

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How do you tell someone you want to stop being friends?
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Replying to @RadicalJimmah
“loml red heart teddy bear padlock red heart is calling” with the flash going off and shit😭😂
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for clarification purposes🧏🏽 i am nothing like the men described in the song o. i’ve never even cold approached a girl before… i don dey see some weird talks, abeg o
if you’re a woman and i’ve every made you uncomfortable even in the slightest way, i’m sorry. mehn
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If my child pressed me like this, I’ll crash out 😭😂
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life so boring. i’m gonna text every girl on my snap “hey, i miss you”
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“omg Gojo satoru is so fine” “i just finished jjk, you guys should recommend other animes”

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begged this babe to play call of duty with me, No watch anime so we can talk about it, No we break up finish, you con dey send me snaps of you doing everything, lmao
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Cut your nails joor Dirty boy, na even your left hand again, how you Dey wash your bumbum
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target audience has seen it o😂😂

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begged this babe to play call of duty with me, No watch anime so we can talk about it, No we break up finish, you con dey send me snaps of you doing everything, lmao
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Replying to @sther_1929
very disgusting something all that energy, if they use it to carry block, shey it’s not better
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i honestly look like SHIT rn!!! it’s so heartbreaking 💔 omo make everything just work out, i’m tired
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No she won’t😂
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i’ll do $10 giveaway when i get to 600 followers 😂
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I don’t see a reason to give her anything, if I don’t want to. It’s not a written rule that I must give her a particular amount when she’s leaving. Besides when she was with me I’m sure all the expenses will be on me, so giving her anything when she’s leaving is not a must.
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Locked in!
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Bro was glitching 😭😭😂
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all the spaghetti i’ve cooked after this have been rubbish 💔
I’m too good dawg😂
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all these babes just dey glaze am, they don’t know i look better🧍🏽‍♂️
Mirrors hate to see me coming lol
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Replying to @sther_1929
ik but you can never be too careful 😭😂 before immigration go say your garri na cocaine
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The bone grows back in the wrong places
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Replying to @lodayihh
God will take your mummy’s last born❤️
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They no dey block people like that for entertainment purposes 😂 She funny gan
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Replying to @abekeeeeeeeee
Two of you go first calmmmmm😂
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Replying to @Psamuelbond
“Happily brought his gloves to mi yard”😂🔥🔥 Bami pa danu
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ori e buru
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Replying to @ZIRKONAUTOLTD
He was driving for 4 hours? Then he came back and randomly said he’ll marry you? Hmmmm
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Replying to @Doyinpepperr
Something is wrong with two of you
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One idiot no go Dey comments ke😂
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i’m watching GOT again from the beginning and i can’t remember anythingggg. i’m so happy😂
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Replying to @sther_1929
Omo me I go just dey go my house ni o😂
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on @RadicalJimmah and @hoeswantslam and @fwhxbeeb and @triple9swag and @abdusalamishere lives, nobody knows who tf zita is😂😂
Zita returns to Unilag after BBNaija She had to wear a face mask not to be seen.
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It's farming O'clock $EVERY @JoinEveryworld $BLOCK @GetBlockGames $PARAM @ParamLaboratory $TRIP @PlayOverTrip $BUBBLE @Imaginary_Ones Let's f***ing go!🔥 Like, comment and repost
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Oga seizing of phone at that age isn’t abuse. It’s discipline But in this case yeah it’s definitely abuse
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Replying to @evelyn_bhaire
$2 wey you Dey find Elon no go give you
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Why do I have to pay my babe for spending time with me?? I no even dey understand these babes again
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my Goddd Hey Pinkie, you look familiar
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Listen to yourself, Rock Lee didn’t have genjutsu and ninjutsu, just plain old taijutsu… the playing field was never balanced in the first place. Imo rock Lee is OP
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you guys, should i do a naira of usdt giveaway?
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As a man if you don't have all this you're a woman 🤣
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“santa views dey for you, take 1k” ode buruku😂😂
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iphone 17 pro a new laptop airpods pro 3
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Replying to @sther_1929
i just came to make a tweet to ask 9-5ers how they get the motivation to keep showing up to work, cos i don’t feel like standing up. and there’s you that’s looking for somewhere to go💔
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Replying to @the_estar_
Tbh I don’t think it matters if she can afford it or not, if you’re not paying for something, consider the pocket of the person that’s paying even if the person is rich.
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Replying to @Taye_d_vibee
😭😂😂😂

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all the money i make this month is going towards my wardrobe! i can’t be working this hard and still be dressing like mgbeke please send me outfit ideas, i will be recreating soon.
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nighas are practicing telekinesis 😭😂😂
i just stumbled into the funniest tiktok live in my entire life dawg😭😂😂😂
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Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November!
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Who said they are married 😂
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9945FF → 14F195
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Big mummy status achieved
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why do these low budget influencers on snap cover the tiktok watermark of another person that they saved from tiktok? am i missing something?
i have a question
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omo, i don’t even have shame again 💔
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Replying to @Dehkunle
I no dey talk too much for the industry 😂
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yes i drive…. my mums car😂
“Do you drive?” abi you wan know if I guide.
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Once again! I’m the first person in my lineage to read ts
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