~maybe i don't even exist.😼 ✨Sucker For Love✨
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this guy (not a stranger) saw me and asked for my brother's number-
I gave him, and now my brother is telling me he only collected it to ask for my number
?😭😭
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"Yoruba by ethnicity, Hausa by Kaestrings"
realest thing I've seen todayyy.🧎♀️
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so nobody sees my tweets and thinks, "let me just dash this girl small 100k"???????????
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because of my dad, I don’t know how to drink garri.
first time I tasted garri at age 17, I fell sick.
I called my dad and told him, he increased my monthly allowance by 100%. the smell gives me catarrh sef 😂😂😂
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I told my aunt that my laptop's screen broke two days ago, and apparently she's gotten me a new one already???
ugh, my heartttt.😭😭❤
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you guys, I legit just went through all of this girl's 1.2k posts because my crush replied her in a familiar tone.🤣
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I'm sorry, but public proposals will forever scare me.😭😭
what if I don't want to say yes??😔
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that's how this boy called me and I told him to talk fast that I need to watch BBN, and he ended the call in anger
??🙄
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this is actually my daddy.🤣🤣
except he calls my mummy and asks if I hate him instead 😭
"she doesn't check on me except she needs money*😣
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my mummy asked who I'm always otp with at night 😭😭
I should bring him home as how?🤣🤣
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I don't think I've ever thought of myself as ugly.
maybe not pretty, but definitely not ugly.
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my brother was out extra late today so he missed lunch-
he just finished eating dinner, and now he’s microwaving the food he didn’t get to eat this afternoon 😭😭
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omo, I was on the way to Zenith Bank headquarters in V.I to ask why 5 million vanished from my account, when I crossed paths with Ayra Starr and Tems, and they shouted "omg, I know you from Twitter!!!"
I had to just blow them a kiss and quickly go about my business.🥹
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said I would never bring my love life to the internet but this hits differently and trust me, this week has been rough. I was lied to, lied on, and layed to feasted. This is not the first of promises. Never trust Igbo men🙏
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"make sure you eat for me or I'll be angry"
forever grateful nobody has ever told me this.
ARE YOU MAD?😭
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-one thing I hate more than packing is having to pack little.
HOW DO I KNOW IF I'LL NEED THIS SHOE OR NOT?😭😭
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"after all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart.
the best we can do is breathe and reboot." ✨✨✨✨
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