just found out my parents send each other reels throughout the day then sit and watch them together at night
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if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk
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everytime i meet a cool and funny guy i just know his ex gf was cooler and funnier
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today marks the 4 year anninversary of wikipedia banning me from editing pages cause i kept altering info to win arguments
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no potential love interest of mine is seeing my twt account this what the founding fathers meant by separation of church and state
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mumbai is crazy because you'll see the most breathtaking excruciatingly gorgeous woman ever while she's fighting for her life to get an auto in andheri
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imagine going through a rough breakup in 2009 and atif aslam drops tu jaane na i would end it all
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if i had a gf and she put mehendi for diwali and was unable to tweet i'd tweet for her like a personal assistant but that's just me idk
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my family is so unserious about my academic life because wdym you want me to come to a pani puri event a night before one of the most imp exams of my life
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just got a drunk call from my friend asking what my favourite section in companies act 2013 is
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told a girl i listen to beabadoobee and clairo and she threatened to kill me with a rock
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texting on twitter is the modern day equivalent of sending a letter to your friends through a pigeon in the olden days... no idea when oomf will reply... absolutely love it...
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few years ago if you told me my most visited site would be a site name ilovepdf i would laugh in your face
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someone’s using my pictures on hinge mumbai and delhi under the name aryaan pls report and reach out if any of you come across this
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i wouldve sent a voice note which looked like saddam hussein hiding spot but thats just me idk
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you matched my freak but can you match my whimsy and childlike wonder towards this world
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horrible advice on so many levels. enforcing the the idea that your major should be decided on your family's income over your skillset and interests is counterproductive cause you'll see young students dropping out of their "fiscally rewarding" degrees few years in because they-
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my friend is out on a date with a girl for the first time and i'm getting live updates
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sitting next to a baddie in metro and my wired earplugs got stuck between my two earrings now i look like an orangutan trying to remove lice out of his head
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tapri lore is insane because this random uncle tells me how he had a gf when he was my age but their parents wouldnt approve so they kept seeing each other in secret and one day she fucking dies and the very next week he married someone else
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travelling back from a party top 10 most humbling experiences ever cause why am i the most overdressed person at techno marol naka metro station at 8 am
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welcome was such a good movie. this is where indian cinema peaked. everything from katrina carrying akshay on her shoulder out of a burning building to udaybhai's kaanda lelo. beautiful. def top 10 films to come out of indian cinema
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two different ppl asked me for a lighter in front of my mom i dont even smoke man what the hell
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stop doubting yourself bro she definitely wants to see you name every single country in the world with capitals on the first date
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decuntifying myself by removing all my piercings for an interview #employment
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just found out the girl i sat next to in the library for months was an all india rank holder for an exam i just gave
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i have the hearts chat theme with three ppl and all of them are straight men with girlfriends
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one of these days im going to start commenting kya bakwas kar raha hai on ppl’s linkedin posts
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my biggest pet peeve is ppl not picking up calls like i cant believe we raised a generation of losers who are actually afraid of picking up calls
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