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Apparently my brother’s been telling people in class that his girlfriend pegs him so that any rumours his classmates spread about him can’t get worse than that
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wtf is a galentine’s, I’m wishing all my friends a happy valentine’s day to let them know that if they gave me a chance I would #hitthat
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When I first started using dating apps a fuckboy I matched with told me that he’s scared of crowds so we can’t meet in a public place during the day
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Oh my god bro stop liking this post people have started diagnosing me with things
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My parents are asking me for my five year plan how do I say that there is no plan I just have unwavering faith in myself to figure things out
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I am about to GRADUATE and my parents are talking about how I had so much potential to become an engineer LET IT GO
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I think the world would be a better place if more men talked to women. And I mean actually talk to them, not surface level interactions, not flirty conversations, actual real talking. Form genuine friendships instead of basing your opinions on just an idea of a woman
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Co intern has asked me about my relationship status and made it clear that he’s interested in open relationships in the two days that I’ve known him
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I’m in my best friend’s dms, begging her to call me back, quadruple texting her after being left on seen and sending her hey u up texts. She prepared me for modern romance
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At my North Indian friend’s place for Diwali and made an absolute FOOL of myself during the aarti
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I bring a sort of let’s be good friends vibe to dating apps that my hinge matches don’t really like
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If you’re flirting with someone and they tell you they got a good pump from their gym session, are they expecting you to say “show me” or “lessgooo”
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You guys do not have to tag me every time someone posts a video of themselves in an auto
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How do people maintain long term relationships in their 20s??? I don’t know which part of the country I’ll be in the next six months and which part of the world in the next three years. Is the secret to finding love that sticks just fucking around and finding out?
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Every birthday since turning 12 is just hoping people remember and give enough of a shit to do something for you
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Oh nah can I not shit post in peace 😭😭😭😭
I have a theory why OP still isn’t monetizing on X after that viral post (she looks stunning in it, by the way).
This isn’t Instagram, where looks alone can carry you. On X, past a certain point, it’s far more about how you string words together than how you look.
Looking at her posts before and after that one viral hit, I just don’t think this is the platform for her.
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Guess who just became eligible for Twitter payouts (only if I buy the blue tick)
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Do y’all ever find yourself wishing for a vehicle to slightly run over your foot so that you can finally take a leave from work or should I go see a therapist
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The secret to not falling is to lean away from the direction the train is travelling in so that when it breaks you don’t go flying
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Idly is nothing but a vessel for the chutney or sambar it carries it has no character of its own
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Moving to Delhi just so that I can eat more protein without my mom having a say in it
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I was bumbling around like an idiot during the puja and didn’t know what to do. Her grandma asked me if we don’t celebrate Diwali in Hyderabad I’m going to kms
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I really want to go back to Delhi for the following reasons:
1. Mizo diner rice beer
2. AMA cafe
3. Metro connectivity
4. To impose my cheapskate lifestyle on my friend with a spending problem
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I’m obsessed with this restaurant called fat boy and how they’ve named everything on their menu
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I stand in the middle of the compartment and make eye contact with everyone who’s sitting down
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I think we should all start eating tomatoes the way we eat apples and just bite into them
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