Pokéball UX Lead @ Team Rocket LLP || SKU'17

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media literacy is lost on all of you
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?? get your ATM card out and get that man's damn cash to him bro what is this
I didn’t have cash, and he had no online payment facility. He still took me to my destination, saying, “Whenever you can, spend the money you owe me to feed the birds”… Muhammed Babu ji, a tuk tuk man
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Replying to @amanbhogal
To think a person of colour was defending a racist who let people of his ancestor's country die deliberately, is just heartbreaking. Hope you read some history Aman. There's defending your party and there's siding with racists.
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Indian women have zero sex appeal, even when they reveal themselves. You can look at them and feel nothing.
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apparently Prepone is an Indian word. owned them goras so hard man.
I love Indian English. I mean just look at the word timepass. What an exquisite word. It’s just brilliant!
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mumbai is insane bruh. live in a 2bhk shared by 5 people and don't even drink, smoke or eat meat. hilarious.
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bro walked into SBI
I’m obsessed with the Indian culture of strolling into the office at 11, taking an hourlong lunch at 1, and then dipping at 4:30
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oh your english teacher thought you were bright? oh they liked that you were the only one with enough diction to read a full novel? you're so gifted!! shall we throw a graduation party? should we invite your college professors who saw your actual potential?
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"this skill would look great on your CV!!" omg this GUN would look GREAT on my forehead haha
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chile lemon in the bg.. what's a bodega brother that's a kirana
forgot to show y’all bodega cat
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mehnga kaam hota hai bhai not everything is lost to minimalism
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grown ass people getting into autos without means to pay. at least ask him before you use his services if it's a problem on your end? do you go to a restaurant without having the money to pay?
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kabhi kisi harasser ya rapist ke baap ko ye message karne ki himmat gaand mein huyi? nahi na?
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because CCs are predatory and WANT people to take up debts they can't pay. of course in this case, they can't make them pay either.
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It's Statistics, actually. Robustness of data is dependent on the sample size.
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no college friend-groups? do an MBA.. no job prospects? do an MBA.. wanna move to another country? do an MBA.. didn't find the love of your life by 23? do an MBA.. can't get that promotion you deserve? you guessed it, MBA. MBA na ho gaya chawanpraash bana liya hai
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i hate america so much man
throwback to when i bought a bmw z3 for $600 from an old guy (thank u old guy)
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80k 1RK Unfurnished PRIME LOCATION in Bandra West
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boards time. pls make sure you don't suggest masscomm/english/psych majors/BFA to your cousins trying to make something of themselves unless their family income is 35LPA++
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all i want is to be rich enough to lease a cafe in kasol and write in big obnoxious letters "No Israelis allowed"
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so the abuse can be transferred to the kids? ok weirdoo..
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OMG they made Moo Deng into chips??
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i am scared of men who dress well because who taught u that
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how the FUCK do yall live in delhi man
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also wtf is a tuktuk fella you're in chattarpur not phuket
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should be much bigger news. after failing the state, they'll now rule it without repercussions.. again.
President's Rule imposed in Manipur. Official communication shortly.
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Mahabharat is lowkey the craziest epic that has come out of the subcontinent but yet we've lost it to sensationalistic jingo fatherchods
Tweet like you're in the Mahabharat. Go!
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because the jewish that have settled are directly/in-directly funded by (and provided with military assistance) the usa. they're just settler states for the usa to keep a check on the region
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😭 how do you expect them to... retaliate against the usa while ISRAEL blocks everything they do, pours cement down their water resources doesn't let them fly? or get recognized? there are no 2 sides. there's the apartheid state settlers and there's Palestinians
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fucking indians
Imagining my balls there 🗿
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none. it's a fetus, dumbass.
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sadly indians fucked w this song hard so
wow this song turns 10 this year
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one thing to buy tix, another to watch, but then posting about it expecting no backlash after an eternity of "🍉🇵🇸" in dn.. sums up indian twt really..
gf booked tix for Snow White yesterday night and honestly the movie turned out to be quite disappointing, but the whole experience of having someone take me to the theatre to watch a Disney Princess movie healed the wounded child in me😕❤️‍🩹 i love her so much sjsksks
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Replying to @vinit_2283
they're barely able to afford their rent I'm good
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students with richer (relatively) families take more risks.. fork in the kitchen
I am v bullish on BITS Pilani. Not sure what’s going on there but somehow the majority of risk taking engineers all went to the same college. No noise about quant. Minimal debate about core vs non core. V little entitlement. Just cracked students doing engineering.
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to anyone still in college and looking for internships - please move away from internshala and it's unpaid/poorly-paid system. set up a linkedin, send connection requests for your field. there's also a new jobs in your field section. search locat./industry using hashtags.
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Replying to @Call_mearyan
yep. you liberals listen to these fash folks, that's why India is where it is in 2025.
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someone tag that influencercore blue tick lady who was saying we need more "defense" startups in kormangala
Norway issues international warrant for Rinson Jose, Indian-born entrepreneur behind Bulgarian-shell company that sold exploding Israeli pagers to Hezbollah. Follow: @AFpost
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ishan khatter sitting beside PinkPantheress, Anok Yai and Jules Kounde. What in the helly
pinkpantheress with anok yai 😍
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this is your legacy chandrachud
“I couldn’t see my mother one last time before her death because I was denied parole. This is a denial of basic Human Rights. My mother passed away when I was in Prison. Being a disabled child since birth, my mother brought me up with utmost care. She used to take me to school in her arms so that I could get an education”, says former Delhi University Professor GN Saibaba. Watch:
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they're gonna kill 2 randos and call it a day man im sick of it
Big #BreakingNews #Bengal CM #MamataBanerjee demands that #CBI must take steps to ensure that the killer gets death penalty by next Sunday (Aug 25) To push for her demand, Banerjee will lead a protest march this Saturday (Aug 17)
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allowed? 60k de raha hun toh 3-4 gaay bhains bhi rakhunga bhai allowed kya hota hai
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"Aren't u 24 don't u have a job to do" - rohit, 14, unaware even still, that jobs are 9-5 generally, leaving around 16 hours to spend every weekday.
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bhai tum sab ke paas iphone kaise hai fr
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Replying to @yoongienthusias
some on expired visas
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this u?
Replying to @c0mput3rv1rus
I'd prefer knowing rules of a beautiful game rather than a meaningless touch of a woman out of lust just to brag on internet which really doesn't mean any shit.
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mumbai from high-rises is another city entirely. no one wants to come and smell the sewage slurry you gotta walk through
Mumbai skies put on a show. I took photos with my phone.
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hole.. lighthouse... STAND UP
The hole that this friendship has left me….
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calling this decolonisation in my mentions like that word means smth ahhaha
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sorry babe company tshirt stays ON while we fuck :/
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is there happinness in watching your parents be evicted? not being able to afford an insurance plan that covers their 25 lac medical bill? or struggling on a 3 hr local train commute because you don't own a car or can't afford to live near your 10 hour a day job? different goals
the death of humanities and arts and directing the youth towards soul sucking jobs 9-5 jobs like consulting and accounting is why our country will never be happy
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😭 crying bro my bhains eats better than you
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sorry i can't be him
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Replying to @ladyhazel176738
decolonization 🤣🤣🤣ahahah😜😜😂😂😂areybhai 😝😝😝🤪😜😜 rukja zara 😆😆🤣🤣😜
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this is my point. there are folks around us whose grandparents were buying stock in 1961!!! you can't compete with everyone
Last week, I asked my grandfather about his 1st ever stock purchase - ₹25 worth of HUL in May 1961. He bought the shares at the brokers office inside BSE, paid brokerage & carried home the share certificates: My grandfather and his school batchmates started investing in the stock market almost 17 years before the concept of the BSE ‘Sensex’ was introduced… It was a different era: no live ticker, no management commentary, no DEMAT. IPOs went partially subscribed — you had to fill in physical forms with your broker (no ASBA or UPI for IPO)
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Replying to @afterglowWitch
ok weeb
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rt alcoholic billa or bad luck for 2 nights
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if you can't stand up for an hour, I do not think you should be calling anyone else unhealthy.
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e-dating is wack. you'll say come over she says ok omw and then what? fir kya bsdk?
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Replying to @tukunamahakuda
no muslim, no bachelor. lots to divide and discriminate for
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Replying to @r0segardenn
THRICE? THRICE?? My head is on mars we're such pioneers
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Replying to @thatsillyhelen
yes. if the authorities have enough to buy flashy new jets to bomb poor people, they have enough to pay the staff.
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Replying to @aryamaaan
it was a good way to see whether to follow back someone or not. sanghi, pervy, apolitical, racismo tendencies pata lag jaati thi.
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not even doing profile check. bangalore. tell me I'm wrong.
had to porter myself to office today cuz no ola uber :(
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i am sorry if you were born in chandigarh/pune/indore type cities you cannot claim the "small-town" tag
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ho jaata hai jaisa likha hota hai bhai
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grow up ffs look yourself in the mirror because you could walk past them today and they wouldn't remember who you were without 6 hints
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Replying to @RJ_XBT
ok virgin
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they're calling a 28-year old a millennial oomfs get behind me
The friendship between a millennial and a millionaire is the latest talk of the town. Here’s how Shantanu Naidu and Ratan Tata became friends.
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Replying to @vinit_2283
why are you in my comments being concerned about my concern? i am concerned the same way you were attracted to my post.
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alright so i need 20 friends who want to rent a 3bhk in bandra
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lmfaooo look at their Indian map 🤣🤣🤣
Iran is a global threat. Israel is not the end goal, it’s only the beginning. We had no other choice but to act.
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getting broken up with while the society navratri party blares jai shri ram chants outside your window is such a niche experience
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... it clearly says the 8.8g is per serving man
Scam alert, the packet says 22 grams of protein but back says only 8.8!!!! Am I reading it right????
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oh no, i popped a zit the other day. another life gone 💔 💔 💔
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i love how scalpers rounded up and bought every maroon 5 ticket on the planet for mumbai and are only now realizing there's not nearly as much demand for maroon 5 as they saw coldplay have and now have to sell 6 tickets off at 40% shaved prices i love the free market baby
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😭 😭 😭 soo masters unions will not only take tens of lacs for an "education" but also have tanmay bhatt and this. shark tank chachundar judge you?? byyeeee
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True bi culture is being attracted to both of them
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honestly even traditional law (ig unless their family owns a house in a city with a HC so they don't have to worry about rent/bills/food for a few years)
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for you* hota hai laudu. angrezi tamil kuch nahin aata bas bakchodi karva lo jitni marzi hindi mein
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fucking hell. you're telling me this warning WORKS on people???
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Replying to @bathnboobyworks
this is just cope i guess she's v mean and horrible no
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no way anyone ever called him a good orator i will not have revisionism
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trains give you time to yourself, aren't 6 activities clubbed together like flights (commute, check in, security, boarding, wait for baggage, commute back). and way more comfortable, and you can enjoy the landscape tons more. always superior if it's a train under 12-15hrs
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so happy for oomf who not only moved out under dire circumstances, moved to a whole new city, got work, is doing it all on her own. i don't think they realize how doing all of that inside 1 month is so fkn humongous man proud of ur straight pride
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Replying to @tanishaitaan
nitter.app/teaandbusquetss/status… 😭 gujjus who make sure people can't get housing within their state (and even mumbai, where they make renting hell for maharashtrians and other state's people)
I guess Vadodara is in Nepal then
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Replying to @ParthMadridista
tf u know about the beautiful game u rep fede😭😭
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brave is right there but it'd require the use of more than 2 braincells between 2 people
movie date at my house but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop ups😍
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took the gf out for a trek today
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surely you know why. surely.
Idk why but I was expecting meesho office to be like one of those shops with shutters with plastic chairs and table.
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Replying to @r0segardenn
this hierarchical bs goes beyond the undergrad school huh
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My 37LPA friend just bought the whole group watches... bhai casio se upar kuch dilva deta?
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Replying to @blackcuntry
i dont think you have to like your job, just.. not hate it.
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>finally find out abt a new plug >ask the guy if it is sativa or indica >they don't understand >pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is a body high and what is a mind high >He laughs and says "It's a good green, sir" >I get it >It's mulund magic
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watch jurassic park, better movie. similar level of editorial accuracy involved
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why do y'all want to monetise your passion/hobby so bad?
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might have to do with your personality i reckon
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