I just want a car that is 0% computer

if Elon didn't own twitter none of us would have ever heard of Iryna Zarutska

morning everybody, cameras ON please, seeing some sleepy faces. let’s Spring Forward into Q2 team! I need all your mandatory trainings in by eod friday

- If a surgeon kills a patient through negligence, they can be sued for malpractice - If a lawyer mishandles a case, they face liability - an engineer that designs an unsafe building is liable And judges that release repeat felons back into society are in the clear?

Elon basically wagered his entire net worth on the election and won. The Dems were going to absolutely destroy him if Trump lost. One of the gutsiest moves in history. Genuinely inspirational stuff.

the level of anger on the right is unlike anything i've ever seen

Love playing games of chicken with Uber drivers as they drive in the opposite direction and try to get me to cancel so they get the fee

the government that I pay 40% of my income to has been shut for 3 weeks and nothing in my life has changed

what happened in 2010-15 man. we were seized by some kind of faux frontiersman cult for urbanites. probably the worst cultural era in history: - stomp clap hey music. lumineers, mumford & sons, imagine dragons etc. awful. no redeeming qualities whatsoever - stipped down exposed brick burger halls with signs saying "eat" on reclaimed barnwood. dim edison bulbs. drinks served out of a mason jar - facial hair and flannel. bears and overdone mustaches popular with the soft urbanite types. lumberjack core - relatedly, "manly" trinkets for dudes. beard oil. shaving kits. axes and leather aprons. "modern gentleman" brands in subscription boxes. packaged masculinity for consoomers. closely linked to reddit culture - apothecarycore. every brand became a twee "Co." all using the same serif typeface - heritage liquor and accoutrements. whisky as a personality trait. elaborate glassware setups what the hell was this? why did everyone collectively lose their minds

Deepseek just accelerated AGI timelines by 5 years. So focus on the gym. Knowledge work is obsolete. Muscles are all that’s left

the left completely owns political violence right now. it's all them.

remember how in 2021 all of canada was seized by a moral panic centering on 215 unmarked graves of indigenous children at a boarding school in BC and trudeau flew the flag at half mast for 6 months and 68 christian churches were arsoned or vandalized in retribution and then not a single grave was ever found. and no canadian politician has ever apologized or admitted they were wrong.

Kash Patel getting into government and finding that there’s no Epstein conspiracy reminds me of this joke

If you’re transfixed by the Putin soap opera but ignoring Canada visiting financial warfare on its own citizens you are watching the wrong movie

Brian Johnson microdosing boner pills while bragging about nighttime erections is the biggest doping scandal since Lance Armstrong

I studied philosophy and pure reason by Kant was so impenetrable I had to read entire books about how to read it

A dark conspiracy I 100% believe is if you put organ donor on your license the first responders are more likely to let you die at the scene of the accident. Especially if it’s the end of the month and they haven’t met their quota

a menswear account where i call all of my political opponents slobs and all the people i support immaculately dressed. and then i forget the menswear stuff and just post leftist slop full time. also i never post my own fits

I love how Trump was like ok we have these centuries old blood feuds in the Middle East and Ukraine. I’m gonna send my Top Guy to sort it out. He’s a real estate developer from the Upper East Side

"it's true, but it needs more context. the context is that we don't like that particular fact." thanks for this fact check AP. excellent work.

Marc Andreessen just blasted the Overton window wide open. Blew the hinges off

that clip of the lebanese wedding DJ blasting Gimme Gimme Gimme while Iranian missiles fly overhead is going to live in my brain forever

Don’t worry everyone I got the W here - driver returned to the pickup spot a full 45 minutes later after I held out - charged me a fee for “missing the ride” - I went through the app maze and got it refunded Sweet justice!!!

same thing. equally cringe.

as we all know, Google failed after China banned it in 2010

I will happily order a Lyft and keep the Uber ride pending until the heat death of the universe if it saves me from this injustice

Leftoids will see a guy benching 115 pounds and decide it’s only possible with steroids

none of these words are in the bible

Eventually the government is going to be able to turn off your car remotely if you tweet the wrong thing. Probably within a decade.

gonna be seeing a lot of these at the crypto ball

ok we lied project 2025 was real! we were just pretending!!!

Dear God. Barney Frank openly admits that Signature was arbitrarily shuttered despite no insolvency because regulators wanted to kill off the last major pro-crypto bank. Colossal scandal cnbc.com/2023/03/13/signatur…

so as it turns out the guy that wrote the best blog about bitcoin in 2011, realized the importance of transformers before anyone, and is followed closely by most tech elites. was living in the woods on a $12k income.

It’s a private company, just build your own :)

classified secrets? 👀 classified secrets tonite? 👀 classified secrets tonite king? 👀

this is what they took from us

Thinking about converting to Catholicism. Thoughts?

And don’t forget Deborah’s birthday this week and there will be pizza in the break room.

every time i pay via ACH it blow my mind that basically anyone can pull money out of your account if they know your routing and account number. crazy system

I don’t think the boomies understand just how angry everyone under 40 is about house prices

DOGE did something incredible: for the first time in decades, working for the government is now a high-prestige activity for elite human capital

I've held off making this for too long

You will lose, despot.

I didn’t even mention the IPA/craft beer/microbrewery phenomenon. Maybe the worst part

remember when the sitting president was banned from practically the entire internet in 2021? it's insane to me that the CEOs of those companies are still walking free today

might be a bad time... but are we still doing this next week?

I’m still amazed that Canada is demanding foreign, noncustodial bitcoin software providers assist in a massive, extra judicial financial dragnet operation against protesters & supporters. Legally unsound, technologically naive, and morally bankrupt

SBF is American, spent time lobbying US politicians, had American employees, had US investors, owns US subsids, marketed in the US, spent time on US soil, had hundreds of thousands of US clients. Where the hell is the US criminal justice system? Are we not a nation of laws?

they were so ready to complain about the electoral college and then they went ahead and lost the popular vote 😂😂

My big whitepill is that you can just decide to do stuff. In march I decided to see I could do a professional style boxing training camp despite - and partly because of - some pretty nasty health issues that materialized in December. I’d never thrown a punch before in my life. Never been in a fight. I wasn’t an athlete at all. I did the camp. Cut 20 pounds. Last week got in the pit with 4 oz gloves and no headgear, no shin guards for an MMA style fight, fully aware of the fact that if I got starched I would be haunted by a permanent highlight following me around online forever. And it won’t be the last time either. Last year I threw my investigative journalist hat back on and talked to dozens of sources for my OCP 2.0 reporting. Spent weeks on the story. Total amateur - not a real journalist. Just had an idea for a story and chased it down. Yesterday Trump cited my work in his speech. The big whitepill is realizing you have total agency if you want it. Completely ordinary people can do exceptional things if they possess 3 things: desire, discipline, and sacrifice. I do believe that you slow the passage of time if you expose yourself to new challenges and constantly put yourself in a beginners mindset, no matter how accomplished you may be in another field. The thing I fear the most is complacency and resting on my laurels. I’m always running from that. I don’t know what’s next but I know I will continue with this mindset for as long as I can. “Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9 NIV

👏 normalize 👏 not 👏 giving 👏 up 👏 your 👏 seat 👏 for 👏 people 👏 who 👏 can't 👏 plan 👏

everyone I know believes we have a few years max until the value of labor totally collapses and capital accretes to owners on a runaway loop - basically marx' worst nightmare/fantasy. this is the permanent underclass thing. and everyone I know subscribes to it

your side just assassinated the nicest guy on the right. all that's left is people like me now

Alright I believe all the deep state conspiracies now this NYT thing is just too insane

It gives me some satisfaction to know that the coward Tyler Robinson lived to see his efforts backfire more spectacularly than he could have possibly imagined. The right is completely mobilized in a way I have never seen before.

Bukele showed us that living like this is a choice.

President just said I’m the boss

EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE - China's Bitcoin Mining Ban

no way this is actual guidance from the UK government lmao gov.uk/government/news/natio…

Bright side is CZ stopped Sam before he could fully capture DC, erect regulatory barriers to entry for everyone else, promote an anti-DeFi agenda, and become Soros 2.0 megadonor. There are positives

bitcoin survived its own most elite developers ragequitting and denouncing the system bitcoin survived a majority of miners proposing game-breaking changes bitcoin survived an attempted corporate takeover it can survive an unstable centi-billionaire's mood swings

Announcement couldn't have gone better: - Campaign promise kept - Bitcoin Reserve clearly distinguished from altcoin Stockpile - Bitcoin gets official USG seal of approval, no other coin does - No taxpayer $ spent to acquire coins (so no backlash) - Future acquisition of coins likely left to Congress, as it should be

everyone poorer than me simply didn't work hard enough everyone richer than me is a nepo baby or a grifter

When I go to the bank to ask for a mortgage I make it a point to insult the loan officer, demand a lower interest rate, and speak over him in front of his boss. Works a treat

harris slinking off to her xanax and wine without saying a word to her supporters is just perfect. a coward to the end.

Bitcoin exists as a direct response to centralized systems like PayPal. The PoW/energy cost is what frees us from the tyranny of centralized monetary & payment systems that you cherish.

how does docusign have 7000 people. are they signing the documents by hand or something

there's $1m trapped in your phone you just have to tap the right cubes to get it out

the bessent and the lutnick all in episodes are two of the best podcast episodes i've ever listened to. just remarkable

Elon Musk should absolutely blanket ban the NYT & all staff when he takes control of Twitter. - Twitter doesn't owe them a microphone - It's just a private company - It's dangerous to amplify them - They can still post their misinformation on their own private website

So the whole tech world is learning about OCP2.0 today via pmarca on Rogan. What happened exactly? For those curious, let's dig into OCP as it pertained to crypto. Quick thread

wow so installing the most unpopular vp ever and completely circumventing the primary wasn't a good idea?

I don’t think the regime will allow Elon to control the most important media organization out there. Not if he bids $100 per share. It’s not about money, it’s about a corporate entity that is an outsourced and fully cooperative arm of the state.

Is it some sort of requirement that literally none of your economy related tweets make sense

Holy crap

canada's 2nd largest pension fund invested in a $400m equity round of financing for celsius in oct 2021

Countries don’t ban bitcoin. They only ban themselves from the bitcoin network

as you enter your thirties your friends segment themselves into three groups. consulting grinders hopped up on zyn & celsius looking for their wife at run clubs. digital nomads living in bali doing email jobs at the pool. and the ones with 5 kids that look like an LL Bean ad

crypto haters absolutely euphoric right now, dunking - economy is headed for recession/depression - mortgages unserviceable - global energy/food crisis - 60/40 portfolio ruined - sovereign debt crisis - inflation rampant - consumer confidence ATL and they're celebrating

i've noticed a weird aversion to using AI on the left. not sure if it's a climate or an IP thing or what, but it seems like a massive self-own to deduct yourself 30+ points of IQ because you don't like the tech

the knives are coming out. policymakers are moving against us swiftly and aggressively. just note that they can't make the case against us without lying constantly, because the facts and the truth are on our side

guys she didnt die she just abandoned him until his tape business took off and then she came back /thread

Transcribed Sen. Ted Cruz' comments on Bitcoin and energy from the Texas Blockchain Summit this week. My jaw dropped while listening – he has the most enlightened perspective on the issue I've ever come across from a policymaker

Sam isn't behaving like a renegade who is ignoring the advice of his lawyers He's behaving like he has a world class crisis management firm and legal team constructing a very specific and deliberate public narrative

Same guy

conservation, clean air, and protecting our national parks is one of the most important duties of the government. i'm reclaiming this belief from the libs.

NYT publishing literal fake news

Faking an email from a VC saying they are sending you a term sheet (while raising) is securities fraud - misrepresenting material facts in connection with a securities offering

So the party that spent the last 3 years crying about an attempted coup committed a coup.

I listened to the now infamous martyr made podcast. my reactions. first, most of the critics did not listen to it. I don't believe at all he engaged in holocaust denial (something I have 0 patience for) for instance – as far as I can tell, the comments people are mad about are actually things he said about the german treatment of soviet PoWs on the eastern front. second, he couches his comments about churchill by saying he's being a bit hyperbolic. it's clearly partially tongue in cheek. but it's not just cooper that has a revisionist view of the allies' desire to enter WWII. there's a very good book about it called human smoke by nicholson baker (although it's more critical of FDR than churchill). my view is that one should balance the orthodox historical accounts with revisionist or dissenting history like the view espoused by baker or cooper. of course, you need to be smart enough to consume samizdat without getting too conspiratorial. so reading alternative history isn't for everyone. overall, it's interesting how cooper points out that historical interpretation is used for mythologizing by the modern-day establishment to justify all sorts of contemporary decisions. and thus certain interpretations of history become taboo. and of course we saw this exact thing play out with the podcast, you had all manner of individuals fall over themselves condemning the show because cooper didn't adhere to the established manichean mythology of WWII. what he described happened exactly. of course, I ultimately disagree with the harsh interpretation of churchill's behavior but it's funny to see liberals defend an avowed colonialist, imperialist, and racist. only under the template of establishing the allies as the Ultimate Good Guys Forever does churchill get a pass. to sum up, I think it's fine that tucker interviewed cooper, and I thought it was a very thought-provoking episode, especially his commentary on jonestown. the hysterical reaction to the episode exactly demonstrates what cooper set out to describe: history as essential mythmaking to support the regime's present-day objectives. if you deviate from the established view even a little, you get all manner of academics, historians, and toadies out for blood. so as a kind of performance art, cooper accomplished more than he could have imagined.

I really want you to savor the experience of voting tomorrow because if Blue wins it’s the last time you will ever do it

the dollar is backed? backed how?

somewhere out there theres a guy with a portfolio consisting entirely of paypal, facebook, spotify, and solana having the worst day of his life

things are rapidly accelerating out of control

Gotta train up on the simulator before you do the real thing

JD Vance is a generational political talent. Together with Vivek and Desantis the Republican Party is in safe hands for the foreseeable

i can't believe calling him hitler didn't work

Bluesky turned off guest search. Worked two days ago. They know we have them dead to rights H/t @0xMakesy

More than anything I just feel relieved that reality has finally been imposed on the establishment left. You can't manufacture enthusiasm using the MSM alone. You can't gaslight people into having the establishment run as the "change" candidate. You can't run a campaign without taking unscripted interviews. You can't install a candidate without a primary and claim to be the party of 'democracy'. You can't run a campaign without specifying policy positions. You can't be the most leftist senator and then claim to be a moderate. The contradictions were too great. The arrogance was simply unbelievable. People saw through the facade. Thank God.

Genuinely embarrassing stuff man, get a grip