comms @coincenter—the cryptocurrency policy think tank | neeraj@coincenter.org | food account/retirement pasture: @neerajkafood
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My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door.
No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.
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the amazon fresh store on 14th street is closing on sunday and the deals are insane. a sampling
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“almost no one saw inflation coming”
meanwhile, the internet all last year: nitter.app/DegenSpartan/status/14…
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i’m sorry that your warrantless surveillance regime was built on the assumption that people would always need intermediaries to transact
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Watch as @jony_levin tries to answer Sen. Warren’s questions about a hypothetical oligarch with $1 billion already in crypto
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A group of everyday Americans was forced to learn how Ethereum works and this was the result
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hello, i’ve made all of my money from selling sugar to the world’s children. i’m here to tell you about moral investing
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Reza Zadeh
If you found this tweet because you enjoy watching hilariously inept tech stumbles then you’ll love following me because I mostly post about cryptocurrency
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born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the galaxy, but just in time to be a greeter in the metaverse walmart
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real conversation i’ve had:
“bro why didn’t you tell us to buy bitcoin”
“i did and you thought i was insane”
“yeah but why didn't you tell us harder”
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The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on cryptocurrency self custody, developers, and node operators
Nothing about the bill would prevent the next FTX. In fact, it puts users at more risk.
coincenter.org/the-digital-a…
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Some personal news: This week I officially began my role as Director of Social Media for Amazon US
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Congratulations to everyone who bought a wiretap so they could buy stuff more easily
Judge orders Amazon to hand over Echo recordings from home in murder case. nbcnews.to/2QDoCxR
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why are they doing this with the urgency of a coup
At Twitter's (X's?) offices, workers are trying to remove all bird-related paraphernalia, according to two sources. In San Francisco, folks have been working to remove a 10-foot tall blue bird logo from the cafeteria. In its place, X logos have been projected on the wall.
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Bitcoin just crashed ~8%. This proves, as I have been saying for the last 5 years, that it is a terrible investment
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who knows maybe elon could have successfully turned twitter into a paid platform but he ruined his chances by making it all about the culture war. this place is done for
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The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is a direct attack on technological progress and also a direct attack on our personal privacy and autonomy.
Make no mistake, while proposed as a solution to potential money laundering and terrorist financing, the bill is in fact a repudiation of liberal values and a move towards the types of surveillance and control prized by authoritarians like Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jong-un.
Unfortunately, the bill cannot be improved; it can only be opposed in its entirety. Coin Center will do everything in its power to protect the rights of Americans and defeat this unwarranted attack on individual privacy and autonomy.
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The number of people who have said they should just break the glass today is astonishing.
There’s nothing important in there. Its 2019. Computers are portable now. Work just moved to a different office.
No one is going to smash a pane of glass if they can avoid it.
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My 5 year old son opened an envelope of cash from his aunt, then turned to me and said ‘Papa, this fiat currency is a melting ice cube. Could we please trade this for hard money."
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Seth Green developed a whole show around his bored ape, because by owning the NFT he owned the right to that character. Then someone stole it.
Now Seth doesn’t own the IP to the character in his show anymore buzzfeednews.com/article/sar…
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they cured some guy's racism with molly insider.com/white-supremacis…
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my plan: create an app that pulls users into a vortex of short highly addictive video clips. then, when they can’t hold a thought for more than a few seconds, sell them adhd medicine through the platform
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i feel like these pfp projects like bored apes really set crypto as a whole back in terms of cultural acceptance. no one respects a community that’s paying millions of dollars for stupid monkey pictures
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After carefully studying the company financials, I realized that all of that debt was was for "Twitter, Inc."
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you’re telling me elon got dunked on so bad in a twitter space that he deleted the entire feature
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How I sound explaining my job to my aunts and uncles nitter.app/ihavemp4/status/110044…
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tech wealth has given us mid life crises of a magnitude never before thought possible
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For $50 I will show up to your funeral dressed like an Indian prince and place a jeweled dagger on your casket. If anyone asks I will say you saved my life once, and nothing more.
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Bad news everyone. A guy at the bar told me Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything.
Shut it down folks. Party’s over.
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having billions of dollars in btc and still grinding in the content fields does not add up
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this massive verified account is posting fake news to move the crypto market and hiding anyone who is asking for a source
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did a photoshoot with my cube for the wall street journal wsj.com/articles/tungsten-cu…
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This shot from Matthew McConaughey’s new movie looks like it could be from a documentary about cryptocurrency
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Happy birthday to “HODL”—born 4 years ago during the Bitcoin crash of 2013 bitcointalk.org/index.php?to…
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responses so far have been either fun jokes about snails or people trying to make a point about the media
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how the fuck did we get to the point where people are talking about ‘dog tokens’ as if its a real category
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bitcoin ruined my life. i could have been a mid level corporate drone who gets all of their opinions from john oliver. but i would have been happy
About 60% of crypto investors say their belief or investments in the space have had a negative impact on their personal relationships trib.al/gLtc1HA
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came across a video that seems to show gases being vented directly from a cow and flared about as close to the source as it gets
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how could anyone possibly look at those interactions and interpret them like this
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Huge: around 40% of Ukraine’s military suppliers have been willing to take the donated cryptocurrency directly time.com/6155209/ukraine-cry…
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Let’s address some common suggestions:
Take the door off: it comes off from the inside
Go through the drop ceiling: there is no drop ceiling
Slip something through the crack: there is no crack
Use a magnet: the umbrella is non-ferrous. I just tested it with a magnet
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