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This is patently unfair to HR
HR is not useless at all. It exists to protect the company and provide employees a false sense of security
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70 years later China’s government engineered a social media app for American teens that also contained a listening device
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Berkshire has $145 billion in cash
That means they could give every American $400 million and have several billion left over
Let that sink in
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These are not relevant questions
You are supposed to cheer the move because it’s ‘green’ not question any details
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The time difference between 2021 and 1980 is the same as between 1980 and 1929
Let that sink in
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Serious question: would our satellites be able to pick up anything that would show they are moving to a chemical attack?
Assuming this stuff doesn’t happen in isolation and they need some kind of specific equipment, etc?
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This is a good one
Another useful hack is to wait until it’s dark then find somebody, preferably an old or weak person, accost them and take their wallet
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What this thing needs is gun turrets and lookout towers
And a moat. Definitely a moat
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Call me crazy but maybe people will shop at a store that has the goods they want at prices they can afford?
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This is admittedly a long shot, but anybody have thoughts on the Delta variant and Covid vaccinations in general?
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There’s pressure and then there’s @GaryLineker (childhood hero) expecting me to come up with an #ItsComingHome joke on the fly. True story
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Pepsi yes. Procurement and logistics yes
But all those service sector companies with multiple layers of mid level management and marketing?
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J-Lo is very beautiful and talented but I’m still not entirely sure who or what gave her the idea she could sing
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Looks like this could be easily fixed by timing the stop lights a little better
Or we could just wipe those trains things off the face of the earth
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Ignored by the media? You just listed the media’s seven most favoritest talking points other than politics
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Took me a minute
Not only is that not Han, but didn’t Disney go to lengths to retcon any of the awkward incestuous stuff between Luke and Leia?
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So about 130 miles
They’re betting people will prefer to go to an airport and deal with all of those pleasantries than drive two hours?
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So Tesla is now a trillion dollar company
So if the government took over $TSLA and distributed it to Americans, we’d all get checks for $3 billion
Let that sink in
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Another common theme here is “things were better when I was young. Simpler”
BS. No they weren’t. You’re just trying to impress (and probably intimidate) young people
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Bro, you said “audio and video or nothing” and didnt answer their questions so the reality they presented kind of checks out
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The only person really worth following on Twitter is @HamillHimself. Prove me wrong. You can’t. He’s Luke Skywalker
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This sounds terrifying and it sounds like Simone did the right thing in pulling out
However I’m not really seeing the connection to mental health?
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Massive quantities of cheap but tasty food at affordable prices?
Seems like a solid business model to me
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Senator Warren has fast become public enemy number 1 among crypto bros
Like the inverse Satoshti or whatever that person’s name is
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I’m sorry to hear this and hope everything works out
I’m separately wondering why this is in my timeline
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Unless of course the news speaks ill of you in any way
Then it’s perfectly justified to ban it from Twitter for good
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Completely unrealistic. It would take him far less than 28 minutes to score six goals against us
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He plays for the Phillies
Half of his home games are in Philly
Any other questions?
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