Took the red pill. BTW this is purely a Matrix reference. Get your mind out of the gutter. Rick Bomstein does not exist.
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Haha, $tsla stock is going down soon, I swear! Shorting cult stocks is a hard problem, as owners are some of the most ignorant people on the planet. I didn’t expect it to be so hard, but the difficulty is obvious in retrospect. Nothing has more degrees of freedom than reality.
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Imagine being a left-winger who five years ago bought a $tsla to save the world
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Just used $btc to buy a coffee. Sure, it took 45 mins and cost $80, but at least I’m not like those fiat suckers who can’t buy it on weekends!
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Rage Against the Machine now requires proof of vaccination at their shows.
Can’t believe I just typed that.
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Tether might be the most obvious large-scale fraud in the history of the world
$usdt
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Dentist friend mocking me for being short $tsla
I repeat. A dentist.
We gotta be getting close
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“I’ve been buying garbage stocks on dips my entire career and it’s never failed”—Kyle, investor since March 2020
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To be clear:
The company that is gonna deliver 20 million cars in 2030…had “logistical issues” delivering 20 thousand cars in q3
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Just watched Requiem for a Dream
Holy shit. That’s the bleakest fucking movie I’ve ever seen
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Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that $btc—“digital gold,” “the ultimate inflation hedge”—turns out to be just another $qqq proxy?
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I have been doing this more than 25 years
I have never, in my entire career, seen people more desperate (and I use that word very intentionally) to own stocks than they are rn
And tbh it’s not even close
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Never in the history of the world have people been so excited for a 7.7% inflation print
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The scariest historical parallel for today ain’t 08. Or 2000. Or 87, the 70s, or even 1929
It’s 1913
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It is absolutely amazing that $mstr, after being one of the key triggers of the 2000 crash, has put itself in position to…do it again!
Pretty sure that would be unique in financial history
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It really is weird how the Fed suddenly got religion about the stock market after officials admitted to insider trading and dumped all their stocks
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Imo this is either one of the greatest short setups in history…or we’re about to go full Weimar
I hope to hell I’m wrong
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Arguably the single greatest redesign in automotive history
And now for a full review of the 2023 Toyota Prius, which is totally new and shockingly... attractive? piped.video/watch?v=GC0nTBC-…
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No one has ever confused $tsla bulls with financial geniuses. But watching them celebrate this price cut is truly next level
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You see a new bull market
I see the last gasp of the biggest and stupidest bubble in the history of the world
We are not the same
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Russia invading Ukraine
Inflation running hottest in 40 years, interest rates at zero and Fed hawkish
Canada freezing bank accts of protesters
S&P 10% off the highest levels in the history of the world
But everyone is too bearish
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$tsla demand has evaporated
All execs continue dumping shares
Elon not only selling but “looking for a successor”
I gotta draw y’all a fucking map??
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Best @jimcramer clip ever. Yea I know it’s a high bar
Jim Cramer on Elizabeth Holmes 2015...
"To me, it's reasonable to compare you to Steve Jobs and what he did for computing"
"I regard you as a visionary, next-generation person"
@JimCramer @EHolmes2003 @Theranos April 2015
BOOYAH! @CNBC
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Just to be clear. The bull case here is that Ukraine defeats Russia, Putin sighs and turns the gas back on, while the global economy goes gangbusters and inflation magically falls to exactly 2% while the Fed cuts rates?
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Lord grant me the confidence of “investors” brazenly buying every dip into the worst environment for equities in multiple generations
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.@jimcramer calling out @CathieDWood for her stockpicking abilities is truly some world-class gaslighting
$arkk
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It really is impossible to overstate just how historically insane the past two weeks have been
Even for bear market rallies this is off-the-charts craziness
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Almost zero chance tomorrow’s cpi comes in hot imo. But if it does…this is gonna be one of the greatest bull traps in history
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Not only is no one bearish. Ain’t no one even mildly concerned about buying stocks rn
This is one of the riskiest markets I’ve ever seen. And nobody is buying protection
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Poor Matt Damon. Dude has a pretty damn strong acting career, but all anyone will remember is him pumping crypto at exactly the wrong time
$btc
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$tsla up 4% on news its new factory will actually open. Cuz it totally wasn’t priced in at $800bn
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It is truly ironic that Tom Brady, who has been famously selective about endorsements, will end up being remembered as one of the bozos who pumped crypto at the absolute top
$btc
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I’m beginning to think the main function of $tsla is to illustrate what a fucking clown show are US capital markets
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What is the most reliable buy signal for a stock:
A) CFO leaves
B) General Counsel quits
C) SEC/DOJ investigation
D) Bankruptcy filing
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Every single person who has bought $tsla over the past two years is now in the red
Well, excluding dividends
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We are rapidly approaching the point where people will claim they “always knew” Elon was a fraud
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Memo to $tsla bulls:
When the CEO of a *car company* says yeah, don’t worry so much about our car biz, instead focus on this shiny thing over here that will be bigger than the entire US economy…that’s a pretty big tell
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I know everyone thinks Powell cucks out
But. He’s said publicly he wants to be the next Volcker. And he will never have a better chance than right now
Just sayin
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So weird that not a single $tsla insider has bought shares during this massive sale
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$tsla is running out of levers to pull
Happens to all the best frauds
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So there’s no confusion:
Elon Musk is claiming that $tsla is pushing back “AI Day” by *two weeks*…because that gives them just enough time to solve AI
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Elon blaming the Fed for him hammering the stock price is truly some world-class gaslighting
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I’m starting to think the fact that Bill Hwang has blown up, and the recent inability of $tsla to catch a bid, are not unrelated…
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Friendly reminder that multiple Fed officials dumped their holdings last fall—at the absolute motherfucking top—because of “ethics concerns”
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$doge still has a market cap of $11bn
We are so early
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say people haven’t really thought through the longer-term implications of US capital markets morphing into a front for legalized fraud, theft and graft
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I just don’t understand how millions of retail investors could possibly have been wrong about $tsla
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I have never. In my life. Seen so many people so eager to call a bottom in a market that is…hang on…3% off its all-time high
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Maybe the most amazing thing about this mkt is the number of people who seem to believe that once the Fed “pivots”…we just go right back to the 20/21 bubble
Lol y’all that ain’t how it works
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Sorry to be so blunt but if you didn’t short $tsla after that ridiculous Optimus presentation you have no one to blame but yourself
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