Trying things.

How are people voting "for" this?! How is this even a proposal? Someone wants to get paid over $22k a month to be a reddit mod for Jupiter - is this a joke? The fact that people are voting for this is ridiculous and clearly shows that they aren't reading proposals unless i'm missing something...
Okay JUP voters definitely just always hit "for" without reading 😂 I'm sorry but $264,000 a year salary for someone to be on reddit? Insanity.
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Replying to @ethereum
Pay insane gas fees and never use the chain again 💀
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😂 $SOL is the ticker
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Replying to @base
Fixed it for you
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Replying to @stoolpresidente
Just be mindful that when you sell you’ll absolutely NUKE the price since there is half the amount of liquidity as your position is worth 💀
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Seeker? I barely know her... Just want to thank @toly & @solanamobile for making this phone possible and @bangerz for starting the microwave trend because I have 0 originality
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Replying to @ashen_one
Where we getting these 0% apr for 12 months cash advances?

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Solana.
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My MRE finally arrived 📱
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Touch grass. 🌱 Dad’s cancer surgery went well. Heading to recovery. Tell your friends and family you love them ❤️ life is too short
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Ahhh snap! Who wants one?
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Shouldn’t they start with stocks then? *cough pelosi cough*
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I don’t understand how @brian_armstrong tweets about needing to figure out how to send money instantly & effectively free while @coinbase currently lets me do this with USDC from @coinbase to a @solana wallet for free and it’s there before I can even open my wallet app🤔
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Replying to @Jacktheoiler
Dear god I hope this is an engagement post. If you don’t understand how PoS works just ask. Lots of examples out there including ethereum if you’ve ever heard of it. Sol has effectively the same token economics at a high level - uncapped tokens and token burn within transactions. High enough transactions = burn more than the inflation rate = deflationary Gas fees are a fixed cost so NO, no one is paying $100M a month “keep costs low” 😂 what a wild narrative hahaha
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If anyone wants to listen/watch a high level, non-technical, explanation of Solana's failed tx's heres a video. Should also help educate @bankless and dispel the misunderstanding/misinformation in their most recent podcast Also, a text TLDR of my video analogy: I have a shared family account with me and 3 others that has $20 Tx 1: I withdraw $20 ✅Success Tx 2: Mom tries to withdraw $20 ❌Fails (insufficient funds) Tx 3: Sister tries to withdraw $20 Fails (insufficient funds) Tx 4: Sister tries to withdraw $20 ❌Fails (insufficient funds) 75% of these withdrawals (analogy "transactions") FAILED but we don't say Wells Fargo has a network/system issue The transactions/withdrawals SUCCESSFULLY LAND (are processed) but then show as a failure because the state has changed WHICH IS WHAT THE CHART IS SHOWING
there is a stat going around CT about failed transactions on Solana it is misleading and 90% of the people using it don't know what it means I will explain (for non-technical folks only) first, an example of how a usual interaction in web2 works: - you go on twitter and click on my profile - this changes the URL to: "x. com / 0xmert_" - what's happening here is the X site (called 'the client') is requesting data from the X servers (called 'the server') - it's saying "hey server, give me data about 0xmert_" a) in most cases, the X servers will say "ok, here's the data" — this is a successful response (called a "200") so: the client made a request and the server responded successfully b) in some cases, the X servers might be broken and will respond with a "500" response, indicating the server has a fault so: the client made a request and the server responded un-successfully ok here's the important part: c) there are some cases where the client might make a bad request to the server (you have actually all seen this before, for example: a 404, page not found, maybe you mispelled mert somehow) — the server tells you this so that you can make a better request (this might also be something like: 401 — Unauthorized — meaning you don't have the credentials to view a certain resource) so: the client made a bad request and the server responded successfully ok now let's loop it back to Solana - when you see something that says "failed" on a Solana explorer, this represents c) above (note: there is more nuance to it but this is meant for non-technical people) so: the chain processed the request successfully, but the smart contract said: "wait a minute, this request is bad" why would the smart contract do this? some obvious reasons: i) you do not have the right permissions to call this smart contract ii) since you called the smart contract, the markets moved and exceeded your slippage tolerance iii) a bot was spamming for arbitrage and the arbitrage doesn't exist anymore note that this is different from b) above — the chain/server is *not* down, it is doing what the smart contract is telling it to do it is important to make this distinction because i) if you're not precise about the problem, you can't fix it properly ii) it uses the same network resources, which is important to understand for scale + uptime considerations sorry, I'm not done there is also a case of terminology being overloaded here the above chart says the word "failed" transaction but in the context of solana this is a specific term — similar to the 200, 400, and 500 numbers I mentioned above when most users say "failed", they are broadly referring to their transaction not becoming successful, they don't care why it "failed", they just care it didn't work currently, the most common reason for this is that transactions don't make it on to the chain in the first place (they get dropped because block leaders can only handle so many at once) — this is a problem, but a separate one the chart above is referring to something else it represents transactions that didn't get dropped and were successfully submitted to the chain and the smart contract made a deliberate decision to tell you that it's a bad request this is usually not a big problem for users because your wallet will simulate the txn and let you know that it will not work beforehand anyway and so almost all failed txns you see on these charts are bot spam (and this has always been a thing, failed txn rates have been too high since months ago, people are now just noticing the dropped txn issue and conflating it with this one instead) the reason I wrote this is because people are using this chart to say solana's throughput is "fake" or that it is down — this is not the case since it exerts the same system load the chart also importantly doesn't accurately capture the user experience since the overwhelming number of issues are before the txns even make it to the block however, it does show that the system allows for too much spam with negligible economic activity in fact, if that problem were fixed current revenue numbers (and throughput) would increase a ton importantly: we all understand that this is a problem and so this is all being fixed there are many talks and proposals on tackling these issues i) adding better logic so that block leaders don't drop proper transactions (this is the big one today) ii) adding better incentives and fee markets so bots don't find it +EV to spam the chain user experience will continue to get better as we put the systems to the limit and iterate via learnings
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I’ve never posted about this but my wife quit her job to pursue her passion and be an entrepreneur full time 🔥 She has a makeup company and makes the best foundation, bb cream, cc cream, concealer, lip balm and tint you can find 💁🏼‍♀️ Will literally skin tone match, add spf and specialize the formula for all skin types (dry-oily). Check out urgobeauty.com DM with any questions (I know wayyyyy too much about makeup 😂)
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Replying to @lmrankhan
I thought you were pump investors? But you’re bull posting about bonk?! 🤔
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Everyone is quote tweeting poly market tweeting out solana - but unless im missing something they just made a nice UI to help you bridge your funds OFF of solana onto their platform on polygone 💀 They did NOT launch on @solana

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Can't say enough good things about @MonkeDAO! Had a great time at the DC Meetup - met some great local 🐒
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Pleasant surprise waking up to this! Thanks for the opportunity @frankdegods and team. We made the @y00tlist 🔥🤝 PSA: was tagged in a ton of scam “yoots minting now” tweets. Stay safe out there 🤝
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Replying to @Cointelegraph
Really turning into a ghost chain while price continues to collapse. Sad to see, glad I swapped my ETH to SOL
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Anyone else hate having people over cause their significant other refuses to let someone step through the door without cleaning the house for 3 days straight? 🧼 I’m scrubbing the inside of our washer right now 🤷‍♂️ Who’s running into a house to check a washer?!

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Replying to @martypartymusic
This is misleading - they just changed whats included in M1 so now theyre just adding addition things making M1 appear larger but nothing has actually changed
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Some IRL Art from @solana NFTs🔥
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Replying to @brian_armstrong
You do know @solanapay does this right now with @Shopify right?
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Solana DeFi dapp that is gasless/SOL free so you can on-board your grandma, sister, brother, mom and even that "gf" that you dont have 🤝 Who wants early access? 🙋‍♂️
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Keep seeing the same FUD w/ 0 sources 🤡
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Replying to @KyleSamani
Alright - put your money where you mouth is! If you have @solana @saydialect blinks enabled you can take this bet right here: hedgehog.markets/versus/8LcS…
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I think most people are overall in agreement with the goal(s) of SIMD-0228 - Incentivize/increase REV/economic activity - Decrease Inflation - Variable inflation rate is cool However this feels rushed/not fully taking in to account downsides risks of potentially chopping off inflation without sufficient economic activity. Here's a video breaking down SIMD-0228 and my thoughts. Please like and share 🤝 TLDR: ✅ A simple alternative is increase the inflation annual decrease rate from 15% to 25% (takes us to 1.5% inflation in 4 years instead of 7) ✅ We agree that we should decrease inflation ✅ Lots of arguments (for and against) are nothing burgers ✅ Downsides potentially outweigh any upsides if we do this too fast ✅ Why not do this more gradually to let economic activity increase a bit more ✅ Your staking rewards will drop 50%+ (if stake rate stays constant) ✅ We already have a variable rate inflation (sorta) ✅ You should stake with smaller validators (like Hedgehog) ✅ Hedgehog will probably vote NO but please reach out if you want us to vote a specific way for your % of votes
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Guess @Henry_DeFi got a compliment on the sweatshirt “Mountain Dad” 😂
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If you have a @solanamobile saga there is a bonk app in the dApp store. You can claim 30M $BONK which is now worth around $250 💰 Just swipe up in the app and the claim is the top left icon 🤝 Thank @andrewkaylor for tweeting to remind me to remind all of you 🥳
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Replying to @beaniemaxi
He signed a malicious tx and then they drained him later on. User error blame the device 🤡
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Have you guys heard of @Claynosaurz? I found this thing…
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ETH Denver takeaways so far 📝 👴🏼 - significantly older crowds (leads me to think younger folks are priced out with insane gas fees and/or have realized there are better alternatives to build on 🥶 - feels very clique-y and cold (this was evident more so between ETH vs SOL side events) 🦕 - heard so many people talking about infra still and not on actual products (literally was shilled “a new L1/L2” while waiting in line for an event - I have no idea what that even is and also over heard, in another line, someone building something to try to optimize gas and transaction speeds 😂) ✅ - venue was cool with lots of booths to easily find and discover projects 🥳 - was nice to see a @solana presence to educate EVM folks that scalability and fees have effectively been solved if they want to build an actual product to onboard new users to the space Really felt like a lot of people that haven’t even looked for anything outside of ETH/EVM probably due to bag bias or VC money still flowing to infra stuff. Just makes me even more bullish on not just Solana but even chains like sui aptos monad etc.
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Hey @CyberSamuraiNFT and @PepeDAO_CS did I do this right?
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Quick video to help demystify @solana validators Please share with the bozos 🤡 who think the @SolanaFndn controls all of the validators 😂 ✅Sol is decentralized ✅Anyone can run a validator ✅Anyone can delegate/stake SOL We turned up the white light a little too much 👻😂
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Was clarified that its for 5 people but with a lead still getting $6k a month IMO thats still pretty absurd for something unproven/for a trial period but thats the point of everyone having a vote I guess
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I’ve only ever posted to YouTube but trying this out… First impression of the @solanamobile Saga phone 🤝 Excited to continue improving and testing out the @HedgehogMarket app coming soon 👀 #Solana
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Full time web 3 ❤️ 💸
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So you're saying with @HedgehogMarket I can bet on ANYTHING? 👀 Meme coins? ✅Yup Politics? ✅Yup Fed rates? ✅Yup ETH ETF approval? ✅Yup March Madness? ✅Yup Solana Upgrades? ✅Yup $SOL ATH? ✅Yup SPL Token Launches? ✅Yup NFT Floor Prices? ✅Yup hedgehog.markets/

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Alright I made another one! 🥳 Short video about isolated fee markets and the priority fee issue on Solana 🫡 Please like and share if helpful 🙏 Trying to keep it HIGH LEVEL and ELI5 - don't get too caught up in the weeds or try to draw deeper analogies cause they're not there 😂 TLDR: 1) Isolated fee market - separate register with a shorter line for the beer I want vs long line for a beer they have a special for 2) Priority fees - I can pay more to skip the line for the beer with the special 3) Priority Fee Problem - Higher priority fees aren't necessarily being prioritized based which v1.18 should start to address 4) Apps/Wallets/UIs can add priority fees or at least allow users to add them in order to help resolve dropped transactions users are seeing
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What’s your first download on your @solanamobile #Saga? Testing out the @HedgehogMarket mobile app coming soon 😏 @saydialect I guess you guys are second but how do I get the Android version 🤔
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Stacking sats! Thank you @APompliano and @CashApp #PayMeInBitcoin #Bitcoin
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The new phantom app with the light purple makes it seem like the app was paused mid install and it’s as annoying as having a red notification icon 💀
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Here's my reply to @toly for quote tweeting my last video claiming the argument was 'feels' 🤦‍♂️ (pretty disingenuous tbh so maybe you can pin this instead but I have truly appreciated the discourse over the last 24h). 😘 How do we KISS regarding SIMD-0228? I'm proposing a slightly different (better?) route to get to the same outcome. We're all on the same (at least similar) page 🤝
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Replying to @0xBanana
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1) sell barrel to self for price above floor 2) list for a little higher than that 3) hope it sells cause something thinks the last buyer had inside info 4) profit
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The majority of my posts get like 2 likes and a comment but this one blew up so wanted to address it. Nothing I hate more than “misinformation” so to start, the proposal breaks down the pay as $6k/mo for the lead and $16k/mo for 4 or more moderators for 3 months and a $2k overflow budget (I did reply to those that I could and replied to my tweet correcting this) however A few thoughts: 1) I still think $6k is egregious but this is the point of a vote 2) these are meant to be discussed and people can have opinions 3) no need to get violent or attack anyone over these things 4) if you don’t like the proposal just vote against it, it’s that simple don’t attack anyone 5) you can give feedback and have a more “proposal direct” convo on jupresear.ch which I signed up for 6) it needs to be more clear that users can vote for, against or abstain and all get the same rewards Conversation is good but yelling or attacking anyone over a proposal is absurd. Some final thoughts which I know @0xSoju has already started to address is: 1) outlining pay breakdown in the summary is a good idea - lots of people (like I poorly did) will take things at face value in the summary. If I already don’t like a proposal from a summary, I’m not going to sift through the full thing to try and change my own mind 2) as mentioned above users need to know they can “abstain” and vote “against” proposals as well as “for” and still get the rewards. It’s just a participation check not about how you vote. soju has helped address this but I’m sure so many still don’t know and think they have to vote with the “majority” to get rewards.
How are people voting "for" this?! How is this even a proposal? Someone wants to get paid over $22k a month to be a reddit mod for Jupiter - is this a joke? The fact that people are voting for this is ridiculous and clearly shows that they aren't reading proposals unless i'm missing something...
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Replying to @blknoiz06
Does @elonmusk realize that grok gives the exact same responses 😂
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Thank you @SolanaFndn for another awesome @solana @hackerhouses 🥳 You can use @HedgehogMarket right now and we’d love your feedback 🫶 🏃🏼‍♂️ Speed dating was awesome 💻 Demo day was a blast 🥙 Food was on point ☕️ was flowing with @RaposaCoffeeCo We can’t wait for Dubai ❤️
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NounsDAO 👀
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>turn on fees >announce a point program >see $50 in fees in 5min >immediately calculate ARR based on this >raise $5m based on $5M+ ARR
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What about CRAP?
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Would still argue $6k/mo for a reddit mod is wild - esp for a "trial" period
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2 barrels with 9 tickets LFG 🔥🐒
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Are you ready for @islandDAO_DL by @deanslistDAO 🍌 I’m ready to get into some monke business 🐒
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Alright, first LST video 🫶 Please like and share if you find it helpful TLDR: ✅LSTs are all the same on a technical level (use the same underlying code/program - there might be one or two early ones that are different) ✅ LSTs are an IOU for sol staked with a specific validator (I.e. hSOL bonkSOL jucySOL) or platform like @jito_sol @solblaze_org @MarinadeFinance (platforms just diversify accross many validators) ✅ There is depeg risk if lots of people or a whale dumps but you can always redeem LSTs for staked sol so it should be arbed back to par value but even if it isnt you can just redeem for staked sol ✅ Main validator LST risk is that a validator does a commission rug or is down and you earn no yield
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Alright, another LST video 🔥 to talk about what they are and main risks/rewards of LSTs (Liquid Staking Tokens) 🤝 @jito_sol @MarinadeFinance and @solblaze_org started the trend and @sanctumso has brought LSTs back into the limelight with single validator LSTs 🫶 The @SolanaFndn has also completely revamped the SFDP (Solana Foundation Delegation Program) - no better time than the present to run your own validator if you're building on @solana or to start staking your $SOL 🤝
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Received a @BAXUSco @Moutai_Sol airdrop at NFT NYC 🤝
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It’s been a pleasure NYC 🔥
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It’s not ambitious when you can already do this using an L1 like solana for less than 1 cent in less than 1 second 💀 You do know that Coinbase supports USDC on @solana right? Did you miss when @Visa announced their $USDC pilot using solana? 🤔
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I think a lot of people don’t fully realize that SMB ≠ @MonkeDAO The purchase of SMB was the sale of the twitter, discord, brand, and whatever IP the original devs who launched the project “owned” @MonkeDAO is the community 🤝 which has always driven the value and will continue to do so! (You are part of @MonkeDAO when you hold an SMB NFT) We hope hadesdao and monkedao can come to an amicable agreement and will work to add even more value to monke holders ❤️
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Just checked in to my Airbnb. Where’s everyone at?
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Went to stake my @wormhole $W and sadly discovered it’s only on EVM 💩 Guess we’ll either go through a horrible UX to stake another day or won’t be staking at all. Quite unfortunate they don’t have an SVM option 💀
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So @toly said he thinks there's a 50/50 chance of seeing a full Firedancer 🔥💃 client by @solana Breakpoint. You can now trade the outcome of this with @HedgehogMarket Prediction Markets 🤝
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My favorite lil shid post by far 😂 Ethereum in absolute shambles 💀
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Nothing like getting together with fellow DMV @MonkeDAO monkes at @olivegarden to talk about how down bad we are 🐒 Always a pleasure @Branche_SC @0xDon0 @Dor3ann_W @cream_sol
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Replying to @matt_levine
You should correct this article ASAP. It’s INCORRECT - Slorg has nothing to do with the token. It’s like if someone used an iPhone to do something and you claim the CEO of Apple, Tim, is a team member 😂
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Quick "How-To" video for @HedgehogMarket Parlay Markets 🤝 TLDR: ✅Low entry fee ✅High potential payout ✅Most correct predictions win ✅VP Debate parlays are live (<2 hours to submit) ✅NFL 🏈 weekly Parlays
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At @HedgehogMarket we are now live on @EclipseFND mainnet 🥳 just check out eclipse.hedgehog.markets If you're looking for the easiest way to get on @EclipseFND mainnet here's a simple video 🤝 TLDR: ✅Use @Backpack ✅Toggle to @EclipseFND network at the top ✅Bridge over funds (another video)
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The best way to enjoy my last day at @islandDAO_DL as a @SolanaMBS is in a tree 🐒 with a piña colada 🥥 Cheers @Lewsiphur 🍹
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Replying to @saylor @Strategy
At what point does Strategy holding so much of the supply become a bad thing due to how centralized the holdings will become 💀

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Uhhh @SolJakey ? 😂
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Got dinner with a friend. He paid and instead of Venmo I onboarded him to Amp Pay (took maybe 30 seconds) and paid him. His response was - so this basically replaces… ❌Venmo ❌Ally bank (online “high” yield savings) ❌Robinhood Yup 🤝 this is mass adoption ⚡️
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If anyone wants to bulk check all wallets for $TNSR drops feel free to use @HedgehogMarket tools 🤝 No need to connect wallets, just paste them all in 🔥 hedgehoghub.xyz/airdrop-chec…
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Just going to re-share these…
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Replying to @bonk_inu
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People are afraid of swqos (stake weighted quality of service) being introduced to help with @solana congestion 💀 Do you know you can get over $2,000,000 worth of $SOL delegated to your validator for less than $30,000 🤯 Should I make a video on how? 👀

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gm Another radiant day ☀️
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I really used to respect @mert but after these last few incidents, things really need to change to get back on track. Here’s how… 1/ 🧵👇
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Ayyyooo @MonkeDAO isn’t monkeying around - this merch pack is bananas 🍌
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We made it to an island 🏝️
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Had a dream I changed my pfp to something other than my @SolanaMBS and couldnt change it back - cause twitter blue and all Woke up in a cold sweat panicking, checked my phone, we good 🤝 close call though The hat stays on 🐒 wif 🧢
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Wild that we’re at prices not seen since *checks notes* only one month ago 😂
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Good news! @mert said he can fix everything by tomorrow so we don’t have to worry. Just tag him if you’re still having issues getting transactions through - he can manually process things to help with congestion
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Its happening 😱
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Hotel lobby sweeping to keep the water out 🌊
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Want to bet in $BONK? Now you can - on NFL, NBA NFT Floor prices and more! 💰 Check out @HedgehogMarket P2P markets p2p.hedgehog.markets/
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The replies to @mert are the only reason I stay on Twitter Found this gem 😂
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Over at @HedgehogMarket we just finished implementing @DSCVR1 Canvas support 🥳 Here's how to share, view and interact with Canvas' right on DSCVR.one 🤝 TLDR: ✅A Canvas is like a blink ✅Can interact with @HedgehogMarket markets without leaving DSCVR
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Was at a HH for speakers of an upcoming conference. People were blown away we built a "neo-Bank" w/ high APY (~8-9%) on saving w/ 0 restrictions 🤯 I drop the 💣 its all built on @solana They couldnt believe a web2 UX like this was possible w/ crypto. Time to onboard the 🌎
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Replying to @arkham
Is there any good news for Ethereum at this point? Whats the positive outlook?
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Replying to @thisisthecoin
Thank you. Someone actually read - glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is insane 💀
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Just landed in Denver to spread the good word of Solana 🙏🏽
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I don’t travel often but when I do, it’s to @SolanaConf matching my @MonkeDAO bag 🐒
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good monke morning fam 🐒 Praying for one of these 🙏🏽
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Today is the @SolanaMBS Monke Mint Anniversary 🐒🎉 HBD to @SolanaMBS and excited for what lies ahead with @MonkeDAO absolutely crushing it 🦾
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Just because you tokenize something doesnt mean it needs liquidity and to be traded. This is the opposite of a based take 💀
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Just arrived to the clayno event 🦖
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