Joe: βSo, Mr. Trump, how did you solve the blockchain trilemma? It seemed impossible..β
Trump: βJoe, let me tell you, it was actually very simple. You see, all these so-called experts, they had this crazy idea. They wanted to build layersβL1s, L2s, L3sβ¦ layers everywhere, Joe. Iβm telling you, layers upon layersβall the way up to their ivory towers. These people were very smart, no doubt about it, but they were also very, very stupid. So many layers, so many complicationsβtoo many, Joe. You get lost in all the layers. Itβs ridiculous.β
Joe: βWhat did you do instead?β
Trump: βI went straight to the real engineers, Joe. Not the theorists in the fancy offices. These were the guys doing the real workβthe builders. You know what they told me? They said, βMr. Trump, forget the layers. What we need is one big layer. The biggest layer. One layer to rule them all.β And thatβs what we built, Joe. No L2s, no L3sβjust one magnificent layer. The biggest the world has ever seen. Iβm telling you, itβs so big, no one can believe it.β
Joe: βWow, one layer?β
Trump: βYes, Joe. And itβs beautiful. Itβs efficient. No unnecessary complexity, no middlemen adding confusion. Itβs the best blockchain layerβfast, secure, scalableβwe solved that so-called trilemma they said was impossible. And you know what the engineers told me after we built it?β
Joe: βWhat did they say?β
Trump: βThey said, βMr. Trump, nobody thought it could be done. The other guysβthey were all too scared. But you did it.β And theyβre right. The experts said it couldnβt happen, but we made it happen. Thatβs what I do, Joe. I make things happen. And now, thanks to me, blockchain is better than itβs ever beenβno more layers, just one big, magnificent system. Theyβre calling it the greatest innovation sinceβ¦ well, since anything.β