Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now Have noticed 0 positive benefits Fascinating Does it take longer or is this a scam

so basically > guy reported fake news > all of world finance aped the news and added 2.5T to the market > news is fake, so everyone dumped so basically finance is just memecoins with suits

.@elonmusk physically makes no sense as a human this guy started or helped start Paypal, Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, Boring, SolarCity, OpenAI, xAI, turned around Twitter and is now *checks notes* restructuring the federal gov of the USA while being a top 20 diablo player ok

guys If quantum computing breaks encryption I guarantee your magical internet money would be the least of your worries

in the span of a few mins, twitter / social media was able to get you: - several iconic photos including this one - realtime footage from many citizen and corporate sources - realtime commentary by the world's most influential people while CNN gave you: "trump fell"

it was a simpler time

is this you?

How 70-80 year olds are generally regarded as unemployable due to mental decline / skill mismatch - yet they're exclusively running the country

if you're going through something difficult rn just remember: no one cares figure it out

job applicants from India are beasts lmao USA person: "hmm sorry but this is like 24 minutes later than I can stay, I need to go to my spin class" Indian person: "ok brother I know we're 12 hours apart but I will sleep during the day and work at night to ship this"

LMAO WHAT IS HAPPENING ON LINKEDIN 😭

Folks, I launched the most beautiful Trump coin yesterday, absolutely beautiful. Everyone was saying "Sir, this is the greatest coin launch in history." But then Melania - and listen, I love Melania, fantastic woman, used to be my favorite wife - she comes out with her own coin. Can you believe it? Very nasty move, very nasty. My coin was doing great numbers, the best numbers, and then BOOM - down it goes. People are saying it's the biggest betrayal since what Crazy Nancy did to Sleepy Joe. That was terrible, wasn't it? The Dems, I tell you folks, are just terrible people. Look what they have done to our country. This used to be a great country. And you know what? I had a great call with my good friend Elon - brilliant guy, loves rockets, almost as smart as me - and he's got this fantastic rocket going to Mars. Beautiful rocket, beautiful planet, red like my tie. And I said, "Elon, buddy, do you have room for one more passenger? I've got this problem here on Earth with my coin. I say we send Melania to Mars. She told me she always wanted to be a star." And once she's gone - and this is the beautiful part - we're going to make cryptocurrency great again. No more spouse coins. Just pure, beautiful Trump coins. And believe me, the next wife - and there will be a next wife, maybe the best wife ever - she's going to sign a pre-launch agreement. Very strict, very legal, no other coins allowed!

I looked into this for a bit and it's absolutely wild young Ukrainian girl flees to USA from war, sits on USA subway, and random guy out of nowhere stabs her in the neck 3x and kills her i) almost no news articles show up if you search for the girl ii) Google autocomplete hides her name iii) almost 0 big media outlets have picked it up super weird

We literally wouldn't exist if you didnt ape two coffees and a beer

this is very cool you can now swap into stocks like NVDA directly on Solana! NVDA, CRCL, TSLA, MSTR and more internet capital markets are here

if you're so smart then why are retarded people richer than you

crypto if melania hadn't launched

this is 9/11 for xrp mfers

This new Canadian law is the craziest thing I have ever seen in the west According to this, they can: - accuse, fine, and jail you for PAST speech (before the law went live) - put you on house arrest AND take away all communication rights if they even suspect you MIGHT say something they don't like (I.e you haven't done literally anything) - anyone can accuse you and it's on a committee of bureaucrats called the Digital Safety Comission to solely determine truth If you are an immigrant or young person thinking of coming to Canada — I strongly recommend reconsidering

trump should actually be jailed for this straight to prison, no trial

thanks for playing noob

nothing is built on solana

hold up wait what lmao

the situation is escalating fast

Toilets in Asia are 30x more technologically advanced than Cardano

? they could accuse you of not being able to read based on this reply the worst I'd accuse you of is being a perpetually pessimistic cynic around a piece of tech with the potential to change the internet and getting a sick joy out of trying to minimize the work of thousands of people crypto will happen whether you like it or not

the things I do for this industry man

XRP is actually about to flip SOL in mcap now that's cinema

Can't believe I'm posting Chamath, but this is incredible advice I became red-pilled when I noticed that, as I worked 20-hour days for years and sacrificed all personal relationships and health* to make Solana better, people on Solana were making 1,000x more money than me while adding 0 value, copy/pasting some shit protocols, or just straight up doing crime And not only that, because of my presence on X, I was at a handicap because people wanted the illusion of "neutrality" I used get resentful about this from time to time, but over time understood that it's useless as no one cares and they all have their own thing and that you gotta win regardless If you're a builder, make sure you are capturing the value you create You have a moral imperative to get the money *see hairline

I sold everything I had. Every coin I owned is gone. I'm completely out of the cryptocurrency market, I can't take it anymore. Aggressive dumping, manipulation, everything is so intense. crypto is over, I am out, I am very glad to meet you, life has dreams, each is wonderful.

there are levels to this

holy shit I thought mfers were trolling with this fake screenshot but it's actually the legit latin translation 😭 god is a poet

crypto 2025 so far > trump launches shitcoin > melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after > ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off > africa launches shitcoin > argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer > cartoon looking mfer says he "controls that n***a" > kanye talks about cardano, bsc, and launching his own chain > largest hack in crypto and internet history, ever — courtesy of north korea > dave portnoy launches several scamcoins, and buys jail coin in size > cz talks about his dog > vitalik, toly, and raj get canceled for random silly tweets > la vape cabal goes AWOL > guy on NEAR livestreams girlfriend's tits > monad, bera, uni, abstract launch > all markets turbo nuke > SBF comes back AND FEBRUARY ISN'T EVEN OVER

still can't believe you can now swap between fartcoin and USA stocks, permissionlessly, across the globe with just an internet connection and a solana wallet internet capital markets

~70,000 USD from this app for insulting people on the internet and crying about having no hair is crazy

the big news is here today we're introducing ZK compression to Solana, directly on the L1 — without requiring L2s this changes everything you thought you knew about Solana and scaling L1s TL;DR — we compress onchain state to get 10,000x scale improvements and get 1 step closer to building The Financial Computer — an unstoppable, global, atomic state machine syncing at the speed of light for non-technical folks developers can now build and scale literally anything they want directly on Solana without needing to leave it example cost difference take an airdrop to 1,000,000 users this today would cost over $260,000 for state alone now, it's $50 — 5,200x cheaper but a token account is just one example of this — *everything* on Solana is an account, meaning everything can be scaled for technical folks there are two costs on Solana — compute and state Solana already has cheap compute — but state is expensive allocating accounts, paying rent, and scaling with users have all been shown to be a massive roadblock for Solana devs this is now fixed and if you're a bit more technical, you'll know that state-growth is a major issue for scaling blockchains well...with this you can compress all Solana state! and this has further implications for hardware requirements and the overall performance of the entire network this is just Day 1, there will be challenges of course (and we will overcome them, as we have done before) you combine this, add in firedancer, multiple concurrent leaders, async execution and an ecosystem of thousands of insanely cracked devs — and we have a real shot at this crypto thing accelerate

If you're still using Coinbase as a Solana person — you are either lazy or stupid This is embarrassing, no other exchange has this issue — i know how the coinbase systems work, I know how Ledger and the indexers work — this is beyond incompetence at this point, 13 incidents in 2 months Stop using Coinbase Exchange, stop using Coinbase Custody, stop all products If using exchange, move to Jupiter, Backpack, Infinex, Hyperliquid, Kraken, or OKX instead If using custody, use Anchorage, Bitgo, or Squads instead Fund managers, DM me if you need help — I will get you settled for free You are directly shorting the network you claim to support if you still use this garbage

yo uhh hmm

FUCK YOU GARY GENSLER

The lion pays no capital gains tax for he has no capital left

hi Tiffany, long time reader, first time replier it seems that Mr Musk has taken an interest in your tweets would you be able to tweet something like "if you're worth 300B but dont full send Bitcoin over 100k, then we can't date" appreciate your cooperation 🙏

zyns finally caught up to me had a scary close call, so sharing here in case it helps for anyone else it's obviously no secret that I take a lot of zyns (nicotine pouches) they help me stay mentally focused and alert, which is especially helpful when you're in crypto they also help suppress appetite, so I feel less of an urge to randomly snack throughout the day I've been taking them for about 1.5y now and get regular blood checkups and do the usual 8 sleep / oura ring / whoop band tech bro monitoring but for the past month, I started feeling a small tightness in my chest, and sometimes the left side of my neck I went to the ER a few times, and they did all the tests, but found pretty much nothing other than exhaustion I even did an echocardiogram, several X-rays, and wore a heart device for 4-5 days. they couldn't find anything so I figured it must be in my head from stress last week, it happened again, but I decided to go to a different ER instead of the one near my house, and the ER doctor looked pretty worried he told me he was very glad that I came because otherwise I might've had an aneurysm from my untreated condition it turns out that nicotine works by constricting (making smaller) your blood vessels which can make it such that blood flow to certain organs is reduced, causing long-term damage he gave me a few pills that are apparently "vasodilators" and I started feeling better after about 20 minutes he said that I had a severe reduction in bandwidth (of my arteries) and thus greatly increased latency of blood flow (to my organs) he told me that increasing bandwidth and reducing latency saved my life

BRO LMAOOOOOO 😭

man I just can't do it — idk if something is wrong with me I just can not justify buying a house as an investment this shit all feels inflated and overvalued and entirely mimetic and socially conditioned — and the opportunity cost is insane someone pls convince me im wrong

lmao @ conspiracies you'd need: - a shooter to hit a small ear 300ft away in a crowd - that shooter to be ok w getting headshot by SS - no one around to see the details - perfect camera execution by everyone - no one to leak it - no one to mess up - Trump to be ok w getting shot at 76 chain those tg and the probability is 0

Dear noobs, The Coins are NOT naturally going down. They are being pushed down via whales placing spoofy sell orders on exchanges to make noobs and risk managers sell to "buy back lower". They are stealing your bags and will make you buy back higher. Regardios,

this might sound silly but this image will likely single-handedly change the world — and is the most important thing to come out of today right at a time when american / western exceptionalism was in question there's nothing more powerful than the meme

Solana is great because it has a built in tornado cash since no one can read the explorer

today, Solana changes forever we've solved the biggest data/RPC problem that exists solana historical/archival data — has now been redesigned quick context: today when you query historical data (getBlock/getTransaction/getSignaturesForAddress), it hits Google BigTable this is i) slow, ii) expensive, iii) inflexible for queries e.g., you physically can not get the first tx for a Solana address without looping back endlessly from the latest tx for busy addresses, this can take thousands of RPC calls — extremely slow, expensive, and annoying also, imagine you wanted to get the most recent 100 txs for an address, how do you do it? you first hit getSignaturesForAddress to get all the tx signatures and then call getTransaction on each tx to get its details — this can take 1,001 RPC calls in the worst case not anymore we have built a new distributed archival storage system that is 1,000x faster, more flexible, and more scalable the best part? we're introducing a new API method: getTransactionsForAddress with this method, you can now: i) combine getSignaturesForAddress and getTransaction calls into just 1 call instead of 1,000 ii) you can search in reverse order without needing to traverse iii) you can search historical transactions by time and slot ranges (e.g. get me all the txns from January 5th, 2025 until February 5th, 2025) what's more: - getBlock calls are now 10x faster - getTransaction calls are now 10x faster - getSignaturesForAddress calls are now 10x faster 10x lower latency, 100x fewer RPC calls, and 1000x less code enjoy! docs below

you have a moral duty to make more money than people who are more retarded than you

this is honestly a top 10 most insane clips on the internet, I'm always in awe of it Thiel predicts crypto, private money, and even defi composability in 1999!!!! before even the dot com crash!! emphasis on "untraceable private money"

uhhhh chat this is huge the founder of Stripe just used Solana during a live demo to announce they're now supporting crypto payments 🤯🤯🤯

turning 30 today (yes, I went bald at 25) a few personal learnings about my 20s that might help others who are not uncs yet: 1) understand that age is a bad proxy for knowledge especially in Eastern cultures, you are treated as being more knowledgeable and more respectable the older you are while you should be respectful towards others, understand that the vast majority of "adults" have no idea what they're talking about they are just as dumb as you, but have the added arrogance of age the arrogance is portrayed as confidence, which makes you trust that they're correct, but this is not the case 2) take way more risks everyone tells you to do this when you're young and while you don't have familial responsibilities, yet most people still don't do it a good reframe here is to think not of what can go wrong, but of what can go right 3) default to action, you have tons of years and energy to error correct almost no mistake is catastrophic enough to ruin your life, that doesn't result in jail or ill health 4) where you live matters more than you think you are in a trade with your government. they take a large percent of what you make and give you things in exchange like safety, transport, etc make sure you are getting a good trade. if you're paying 60% in taxes and getting the worst medical care on earth (canada), get out 5) get good at communicating, no matter what your job or career is to write, speak, and listen are human skills and they amplify the ceiling of roughly any single job or career you will get 6) if you're unsure where you're going, start with the end in mind and work backwards, and then course correct 7) start or join a startup 8) read the beginning of infinity by david deutsch and skin in the game by taleb 9) create more than you consume your life's goal should be to go to the grave empty, you should have nothing more you could have added to civilization 10) in the age of fake internet personas, be relentlessly authentic and like minded people will find you 11) in a similar light, always reassess your current situation and determine whether you're in it because you yourself reasoned up from your own independent thinking or because you're blindly following social norms 12) understand that all advice and lists like this one are deeply path dependent and personal and the most important thing is to always think for yourself

fear not the man who shills 1,000 tokens fear the man who shills 1 token 1,000 times

litecoin is like the penis of a litecoin holder microscopic, has a hard time getting up, and has never seen any action

Chat what is happening

SOLANA ETF BY VANECK!!!!

XRP could flip SOL 😂 extremely bullish could not ask for a better example of SOL being drastically undervalued

one of the sadder things about Charlie Kirk death is that whether you agreed with him or not, he championed open debate open debate between ideas is the main currency of a democracy if you're now being shot for that, this incentivizes less of that and more of shooting

pls make it stop

Just woke up and it seems > guy has daughter with rare brain cancer, needs funding for research lab > drops sol address > sol ppl make coin and give him half the supply > instead of 100k, raised over 20M? great work manlets

The great rebrands Betting -> Prediction Markets Chatbot -> AI Agent Casino -> Crypto Criminal -> KOL Server -> Layer 2 blockchain Political science major -> Crypto researcher Dev -> Guy who clicked launch token on pump Gambling addiction -> Trenches

Hey Kanye, Long time listener, first time writing As a cryptocurrency expert, I would highly recommend cardano for this endeavor

Lol look at this absolute retard

oh no

so - NASDAQ saying they will put stocks onchain - SEC saying they will put all finance onchain - The president saying he will accelerate crypto - Congress passing stablecoin ruling - giants like Blackrock and Stripe coming onchain and you're bearish because ppl on CT are moody

Solana just did 107,540 TPS on mainnet yes, you read that correctly over 100k TPS, on mainnet good luck bears

The fact that Cardano is up 70% this week definitively proves that we will not be a serious industry for at least another 5 years and that there is no god

Ray Dalio now knows what Solana is!!!

so basically if you are born in a certain geography, that place now has the right to take a cut of all of your money, forever into the future, no matter where you are think about how insane that is for a second I mean like really think about it they literally own you entirely

due to recent market conditions and as the cofounder of Solana I am now officially pivoting Solana to become a privacy chain roadmap soon no further details or questions will be given at this time zetardio

If SOL doesnt break $600 I cut my beard and glue it on my head

look some of you are in the replies asking why I've been shilling Zcash for a while relatively simple i) three important missions in crypto: markets, store of value, privacy/freedom the last one has been slept on, and it's about to make a comeback as CBDCs and centralized coins accelerate ii) there are various large tech improvements coming that will 1,000x performance and scale as well as help with security and finality iii) monero is a 5B coin and somehow zcash was below 700M when I started talking about it this is an obvious mispricing, as zcash has a stronger privacy and scale design but almost no one in crypto is technical enough to look into this you dont have to believe even that zec is superior (though it is), you just have to believe that it is extremely undervalued, just look at the coins above it on CMC iv) theres a new Renaissance of talent entering zcash, which can be seen on zashi wallet, near intents, and new research pieces v) it's a very old coin so you know the community that has been down bad this whole time is genuinely passionate about the mission vi) simply: a world where crypto succeeds but privacy doesn't is a dystopian nightmare — we have no choice private money HAS to work And I can feel good drawing more eyes to an important mission no matter how difficult encryption is the 2nd amendment of the internet do not allocate what you're not willing to lose, this is risky, only look into it if you agree with the argument on its merits this will be difficult but it has to be done

I shit you not I went on rolex's website ONCE and 1 second after, bitcoin went down by 10k in one candle cant make this up

seems fartcoin investors are particularly sensitive to USA/Mexico international trade policies

welcome back Ross! in a few days, you might notice an email from someone called "Bankless" — it is very important that you mark this as spam and delete it right away

france proposing a tax for simply holding crypto, not even cap gains just holding they want to know everything you've ever done onchain, the same people who just tried to put backdoors on all of your private chats the same ones who arrested pavel failed state zcash

Holy crap lmao imagine making 100k plus from this app for shilling coins and dunking on maxis Life is beautiful

- SOL ETF - zk compression - blinks - new 60M solana startup fund all within 5 days ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED but wait... there's more

Tbf studies like this are super noisy

hawk tuah girl @HalieyWelchX just came to my Solana event She told me she's extremely bullish on low latency chains with multiple concurrent block producers like Solana and that she's excited to firedance This timeline absolutely can not be real NFA

SOL: finally full sends Ledger CTO: all wallets in the history of mankind are compromised. crypto might forever be over. do nothing.

Jeff Bezos: "When I raised money for Amazon, I had to raise 1M. Which I raised from 22 different investors, 50k each. They got 20% of the company for the million. 40 people told me no." Crypto founder: yeah I'm gonna need 300M to build this API

according to blockworks, solana did 30B in volume yesterday for reference, the NASDAQ does over 300B per day so we are 10x behind now — but a few months ago we were 100x behind, and before then, 1,000x behind the gap is closing, and the world is moving onchain

the french arrested the ceo of telegram for not leaking user chats weeks after the british started arresting people for saying potentially mean things on the internet we're up against the nastiest of bureaucrats who have zero respect for individuals crypto must win

lol Jason stop pretending you can comprehend the alphabet, yet alone a chart with numbers i) SOL is up 60% since the last time you did this a few months ago (see screenshot) ii) Facebook is up more than 200% since you sold it all iii) Palmer started another billion-dollar company after you said he wouldn't amount to anything iv) you got banned from YC because founders find you repulsive v) you told everyone in crypto to pivot to AI — SOL is up 800% since then you are not very good at this (btw that actually does sound a lot like financial advice, so I'll just screenshot for future reference)

I have some tough pills for you guys SOL will never be above 150 again it is going to remain at half the mcap of XRP forever — and the TPS will only go down from here — the 5-6 ETFs being approved rn will also have 0 inflows, forever sell it all to me

you can't be rugged if you do not buy scams simply do not gamble hope this helps

hmmm I wonder if it's a coincidence that 40 influencers all at once started shilling the same chain during the same hour 😉

full time salary for putting a z in front of every word 😂 zincredible

timeline awfully quiet for SOL at 233 which means 1,000 is the new norm

first it was Visa then it was Shopify Pay then it was Stripe now it's PayPal all on Solana nfa

this little manuever is gonna cost us 51 years

damn.. seems I was hit by the recent crypto attack check your wallets everyone went to check phantom and someone had opened an eth long

Lol I love Canada highest taxes and worst housing bubble on earth solution? limit people buying crypto (so you can spend it on legalizing crack injections for homeless people)

after leaving toronto canada and being in dubai for a while now, here's my conclusive review: dubai is better in every single conceivable way and it's not even close — I hate everyone for not making me do this sooner if you are in canada, leave now

LMAOOOOO get rekt Elizabeth I just community notes'd a sitting senator No one man should have all this power

man I'm starting to think NFTs aren't coming back

are people seriously retarded enough to not know that insider trading is a crime