Passed my driving exam in Portugal!!! Kinda 20 years late but I can drive now
I did the test in the driving school's Fiat Punto 1995 (a machine I may add), but without AC or airbag so it was a bit sweaty on a ☀️ sunny Lisbon day and in full Portuguese
The examiner had even less clear Portuguese than I imagined:
"Em final fjddoiekaodnrl pois dereita"
So I'd confirm everything "dereita?"
"Sim"
Okay so let's go right
There was lots of trap moments, like a giant wide road where all the road markings were faded out and which looked like a two-way street
The examiner said "esquerda" (left), but I was already as left as I thought I could go (on the half street line, well there was no line but ok), he kept saying "mais esquerda" then started shouting, so I went more left thinking I'd go into traffic but the whole road was one way with like 4 or 5 lanes, anyway not so good
Then at the end he said "Pieter, nao tem errados gravos, aprovada" like I didn't have any fatal mistakes and I was approved!!! 🎉
Then I drove with my Tesla Y from the center of Lisbon in Chiado (which was the real challengeh all the way home to our beach town with
@theannalux by my side helping me not crash the car
Upgrading from a Fiat Punto 1995 to a Tesla Y all wheel drive 2025 is an experience, just the gas pedal feels so smooth, the cameras help A LOT and I realized I have no need or interest in only using mirrors anymore and handicapping myself like in the driving school car
Why I didn't get a driving license at 18? Well I did have a few classes but then I moved town to go study in Utrecht and my mom didn't wanna pay for classes because the first time I had class I forgot about it, I got drunk at the Vierdaagsefeesten (my home town festival) and got home 6am and then at 8am the driving instructor was there, I had 2 hours of class while I was still drunk, so my mom permaflagged me as IRRESPONSIBLE back then
And then I never really needed a license living and studying in the Netherlands (I'm Dutch), because we'd bicycle everywhere and if you wanna switch cities like Utrecht to Amsterdam you'd take the 30min train
Then after uni I went to Asia for 10+ years and taxis and Ubers (well they're called Grabs) are so good and clean and friendly (I never had any issue in a decade there) that I'd never need a license there either
The amount of shit I've had with Dutch taxis though, even back in 2010, violent thug drivers, just the trash of society really, generally in Europe taxis have been bad, and now Uber is also going to shit here
So living in Portugal it was time to get my license and
@theannalux signed me up for the local village's school 😊
I had to do 28 hours of theory classes too which was funny because you have to sit in a tiny classroom looking at a projector with a quiz, and a Portuguese woman talking in the most unintelligible speech ever "pode estacionar aqui?" like "can you park here" it's an absolutely useless experience but it's legally required to do that 28 times!!!
Then 32 hours of practical driving classes which seems fair and makes sense to learn to drive properly
Anyway nice to finally be able to drive, I also requested the international license so I can drive around when we travel Asia soon!
And yes I really did practice parking in Vice City the night before 😀