Falling down the #bitcoin rabbit hole be like
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"These like nutty, carnivore, narrow minded, redneck #bitcoin maximalists"
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I'll stop using @Trezor then
Running Bitcoin Core v30
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Why is #bitcoin not being used in every day purchases today? It is not that because we don't have the tools. It is because - IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO SPEND A MONEY THAT INCREASES 40% ANNUALLY ON AVERAGE. - FIAT PAYMENT SYSTEMS WORKS PERFECTLY FINE. - PEOPLE WON'T BE PAYING WITH THE BEST MONEY EVER UNLESS THERE IS AN ADVANTAGE TO THEM. - SOME PEOPLE FOCUS ON SURVIVING THEIR BLOODLINE RATHER THAN BUYING STUFF WITH BTC. - FIAT DEBASEMENT IS A REAL PROBLEM WHILE EVERYDAY TRANSACTIONS ARE NOT. goddamn these larpers
we want bitcoin to become p2p electronic cash and everyday money, as it was designed to be.
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It doesn't get more cypherpunk than this. #bitcoin
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80iq plebs are murdering the market 🔪 #bitcoin
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Here is @SuperTestnet's meme 🪢
I made Downfall meme about the Knots v Core situation njump.me/nevent1qy28wumn8ghj…
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- Learned about blockchain before bitcoin. - Doesn't like maximalism. - Sees maxis as toxic narrow minded gate keepers - Likes NFTs, thinks they are harmless. It looks like we have found the perfect person to maintain #bitcoin.
It's time to make the switch to @BitcoinKnots #Bitcoin
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Citrea is Bitcoin's application layer.
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Me when I realize that I'm the idiot in the room
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Bitcoin Core(@bitcoincoreorg) is compromised and I don't consider it as the reference implementation anymore.
I've been blocked from the Bitcoin Github... for the crime of .... something? I posted that they seem to be moving quickly to rush this change, and pointed out that the maintainer of the DNS seed is currently unable to comment (per the quoted thread)... and I'm blocked. No warning, nothing. I've been willing to give them a lot of slack, but kind of ridiculous that folks like Greg Maxwell can openly fling unfounded personal attacks in the repo while I get banned for asking them to slow down and lock a contentious thread for a few days at least until Luke returns. Crazy.
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you are an idiot
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Matthew has been doing god's work for some time. I can't appreciate it enough. Watch the video below to understand why #bitcoin nodes matter and subscribe to Bitcoin University on youtube. Great bitcoiner. Highly recommended !
Who Has The Most Power In Bitcoin?
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lol, fuck you @calle🖕🏼
Replying to @1440000bytes
Lol you can't make this up. @callebtc like to put shit on our node, but cry when junk data is put in his mints. Nuke them
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I would feel safer if Luke DashJr was the #bitcoin core maintainer instead of Glozow.
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1 #bitcoin = 100,000,000 sats
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Also this
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Personal attacks are great indicators of which part is winning
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Btw it was Matt Corallo that unintentionally created the inflation bug and launched the DEI campaign to hire trans people just in terms of diversity. More here: medium.com/@awemany/600-micr…
Ok, but I'd add some relevant details to this nice metaphor. The engineer who originally built the airplane disappeared mid-flight, parachuting off. Then the second most influential engineer went rogue and was kicked out of the plane by the others (and the passengers), together with other 2 very important engineers (Jeff/Mike). Then two of the original engineers, namely the second most prolific ever (Luke) and one of the most influential (Peter), started disagreeing vocally, in front of the passengers, about how to manage the plane windows (the mempool). Then one of the main engineers unintentionally almost crashed the plane (inflation bug), and the others didn't see it coming because of reputation/trust dynamics. Btw, the same engineer launched a DEI campaign to hire black obese bisexual women with acne from the passengers to maintain the plane, because "diversity". Then another engineer went around changing the wording in all the emergency instructions, because he was afraid to be called "racist", and some passengers started having some mild doubts about the whole team. Then most of the other experienced OG engineers disappeared and retired, parachuting off the plane. Then two of the remaining OG engineers started going around the plane dressed like women (not an avionic issue per se, of course, but passengers may have prejudices and feel uncomfortable, so it's worth mentioning), and another one invited his girlfriend with less than 2 years of experience in avionics inside the cabin to become lead engineer (which says nothing about her skills, but again, you could expect some passengers to raise eyebrows). Then everybody on the plane realized that engineers botched up the installation of a screen against intense sunlight (spam). One off the two fighting OG engineers (Luke) freaked out in front of the passengers about "intense sunlight destroying the plane", and proposed to fix the screen, while the other (Peter) was happy it was broken and considered the bug actually a feature, because he had (rational) arguments about the screen not working at equilibrium anyway, and possibly making things even slightly worse. The screen didn't get fixed, but all emergency instructions were changed to reflect the behavior, with most engineers mocking passenger for even pointing out the screw-up. Then the contrarian engineer who proposed the fix was robbed of his wallet, and an FBI agent on board said it may have been one of the other engineers (of course it could have be somebody else, including him: never trust cops). Then the same engineer solicited a hip-round to mitigate the issues of a broken engine (mining centralization), and another engineer publicly called for the rich passengers (Jack) to withdrawal funding from the initiative, due to unrelated past personal beefs. Then, AND ONLY THEN, most of the engineers set out to make it an absolute priority to change the color of the paint around the windows, in a way that the contrarian engineer considered "fatal", and many passengers just disliked. After a huge push-back, they withdrew the controversial proposal, just to rush to implement another one, almost identical in effects but worded in a subtler way. Now, a growing, substantial minority of passengers are looking at the contrarian engineer as "maybe not as crazy as they thought". But it's not about him being very persuasive, or popular, or good at marketing. It's mostly about them being fed up. Here, fixed it.
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
Nah, I don't want my hardware to be used as a cloud storage server so from the bottom of my heart🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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Here is the signal from a pleb with just 1000 followers, @bitcoincoreorg.
"These like nutty, carnivore, narrow minded, redneck #bitcoin maximalists"
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I present you @citrea_xyz, the company that @lopp invested. Yes they are Turkish 🇹🇷 Yes they don't care about #bitcoin self custody 💩
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
Running knots so gfy 🖕🏼

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#bitcoin ATH in Turkish Lira 🇹🇷
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Replying to @corybates1895
Casio is great (AND IT IS ORANGE)
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Another soyboy filtered himself. #filterswork
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Replying to @steve_hanke
1. All assets are speculative. 2. Value is subjective. 3. But most importantly, GFY.
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Core dev @darosior reading the room 🤡
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
🖕🏼RUNNING KNOTS🖕🏼
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
What do you do when your new spam version is not widely adopted by the community? OFC you put it in previous version too in the name of fixing bugs. These core devs are truly cancer.
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Me talking to normies: #bitcoin
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The best thing that has happened to #bitcoin for some time is the core/knots debate. Go knots🪢
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Don't fall for this blue-haired woke post truth bs.
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Replying to @lukedewolf
yeah ENLIGHTEN US, @jfnewbery
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Replying to @ck_SNARKs
Hahah fuck you, running knots
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Replying to @zerohedge
So trillions wiped out from stock market because of what exactly?
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I'm getting famous
Bitcoin Core 30 Malware Coming Friday
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Replying to @TheBlueMatt
Fuck you and your cloud storage software
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Szabo > Back
Yes, there is no excuse for the Bitcoin reference client to expose us to the wide variety of extreme legal risks that come with arbitrary content. You don't understand the threat environment.
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
Running knots, GFY 🖕🖕🖕

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So @bitcoincoreorg devs think that you shouldn't do WHATEVER THE FUCK you want with your #bitcoin node. They want full obedience. Fuck these assholes. Run knots🪢
There once was a man from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing It said on the door, Don't spit on the floor So he stood up and spat on the ceiling Note: in the spam debate, Core fans say spammers blocked by the opreturn limit are "forced" to use private mempools instead
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Replying to @adam3us

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Replying to @BryanJacoutot
It is all good until you become a core maintainer and want to put garbage data into my computer. Stop sucking commies' cuck
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Replying to @satskeeper_
Where is my casio gang at? ✊
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Arman the Parman for the win 🪢
It's possible to install Bitcoin Core instead of Knots on Parmanode software, but you're going to get an earful from me...
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Already up 105K daily in Turkish Lira terms👀
Define “locked in” 👇
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oh ok I get it now Adam
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Another #bitcoin omega candle in Turkish Lira terms 🇹🇷
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Replying to @pete_rizzo_
Someone=bitcoin core maintainer
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Bitcoin is a peaceful protest. Join us!
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Replying to @glozow

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Replying to @BitcoinPierre
Saylor is issuing stocks to buy #bitcoin just as USA should print USD to buy #bitcoin.
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Replying to @IpekMayaSaygin
Yoo bile isteye nefret ettim. Arkadas listemde bir cok ulkeden insan var ve onlar da nefret etmisler. Ben bu nefretin bir parcasi olmaktan son derece mutluyum.
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Replying to @shocknet_justin
Also they buy up the opensource funding entities
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Re-download the blocks from where? Bitcoin ultimately relies on archival nodes. These nodes should be protected from illegal content attacks to the extent feasible.
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How did we miss those back in 2022. Mind Boggling 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @bitcoin_bugle
You guys are disgusting
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You should have also mentioned that to core before the v30 release
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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
Nah, running knots🪢
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Replying to @pulte
Dude you work for government. You are literally a member of the biggest gang so stfu, bitch.
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Althought I have been publicly vocal about bitcoin, so many people have ignored me and thought that I'm an idiot about #bitcoin since 2018. I would say 99% of the people I knew in person did that. Hard times are upon them and fuck if I care.
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Everyone look at my new cup. A gift from @ZinedHodl 🙇🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @Jethroe111
You are a dropbox server now You are a dropbox server now You are a dropbox server now

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Replying to @bitcoincoreorg
hell nah

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Replying to @MaxisClub
lol love the high toxicity. keep up the good work maxiclub 🫂
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Replying to @r0ckstardev
Not really. If you want to turn people's nodes into a dropbox server, people will say something.
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Bitchat is great for self-sovereignity. Also bitchat:
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Replying to @maxipleb
can you hit on her and offer a ethereum maintainer position? pls pls pls (maybe it works)
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You can just do things.
Ludwig von Mises was 57 years old when the Nazis seized his life's work. They confiscated his library, his manuscripts, his home, everything. He fled to America with nothing but the clothes on his back and couldn't speak English. Most people would have given up. Mises started over. 🧵
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Replying to @CalebFranzen
MSTR
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Here is my #bitcoin TA. Ty ty 🙂‍↕️
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Replying to @1914ad
Like... my boss....like....also... I mean like....my bf
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Me when Italy plans to raise the capital gains tax on #bitcoin to 42% from 26% 🤌
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#bitcoin & shitcoins
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Shitcoiners don't have the balls to run it to zero while we maxis are ready to die on that hill.
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He really sent 10K sats 🤯 You guys..🥹 #bitcoin
Replying to @sathoarder
In the spirit of ATH day, everybody wins! Anyone who dropped an address got 10K if you didn't well you don't get anything. Cheers and HODL in peace.
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Replying to @CauliStack
well she was into shitcoining before
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Another gold from @BitcoinMotorist's presentation on spam on core😆 Run #bitcoin knots🪢
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"It's Not About Money, It's About Sending A Message" - A xmr holder who is "down" 90% since '18 in #bitcoin terms
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lleterate shitcoiners generally don't understand economics and/or they are just scammers.
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After watching this episode, I switched from core to knots. Nahh kidding I switched to knots right after watching this video of Antoine talking to shitcoin companies
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People who are against of Saylor buying 250K #BTC, 1. should call themselves commies. 2. must be against property rights. 3. are jealous because they are low T humanbeings. 4. don't really understand what he is doing. 5. don't understand #bitcoin.
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Replying to @giacomozucco
Ewww disgusting. I won't use @VoletCom ever again 💩
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Replying to @callebtc
Why do you like @glozow's cock so much?

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What is the best gift that a man can give to his girlfriend?
17% Flower
7% Jewellery
10% iPhone
67% A 4 year grant from Brink
30 votes • Final results
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I hoppe, therefore I am. #bitcoin
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Replying to @WalkerAmerica

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Tbh no one really needs 1 BTC for their retirement. It is too much. #bitcoin
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Replying to @BitMEXResearch
IMO there are 2 good ways to say FUCK YOU CORETARDS. 1. Posting a "FUCK YOU CORETARDS" on X. 2. Running knots. Why not both?
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Replying to @BITVOLT
If you are so tired, stop making clickbait for your videos maybe ?
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Replying to @saifedean
Look Saif, I'm from Turkey(been in hyprinflation since forever) and my main goal is to hoard as much bitcoin as I can so that a couple of my next generations might not affected by hyperinflation. I understand that MoE people are trying to spread bitcoin adoption somehow but paying coffee with bitcoin is probably my 968th problem in here.
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Replying to @jack @1914ad
Jack Dorsey gave us an update on how Bitcoin integration on Square is going. j/k he posted some bullshit meme instead
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What if your wallet was actually your gateway to the whole internet?
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