Must have sound 🔊 @MARA FAFO
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Replying to @LakeShowYo
Fake because the dates are wrong
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No one who understands Bitcoin is interested in altcoins
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Hey @jack, why you fighting Satoshi? 🤣
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Myth: Without police serial killers would run rampant Reality: John Balcerzak handed a drugged 14 year old to Jeffrey Dahmer after he escaped from Dahmer's home. If he hadn't showed up, the teen may have been rescued and might still be alive today. #DefundThePolice
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So the argument is . . . too many were killed to count that fast?
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I wanted to lock my Bitcoin for 100 million seconds but I accidentally locked it for 100 BILLION seconds. rekt
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The food vendors are charging a 10% surcharge if you pay with Bitcoin or Lightning. Do better @TheBitconConf
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How I see myself vs how others see me #Bitcoin #Mining
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Bitcoin mining is better for the environment than driving a Tesla
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What is Bitcoin?
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Replying to @_HurpDurp @dergigi
Which is why a pie chart makes no sense. Go with a bar chart
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Money was invented in 2009. Before that we had proto-monies #Bitcoin
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He starts the rant by saying Bitcoin is worth zero and ends it by saying it's going up forever #Bitcoin #MakeUpYourMind
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Replying to @jamiewithorne
"Mushrooms" although that's not much better
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I went to an Apple event and they didn't have any Microsoft speakers. Pretty toxic huh? It's a cult.
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All beverages are just layers on top of water #WaterMaximalist
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Why was Vitalik laughed out of Bitcoin in 2013? For wanting to use Bitcoin for arbitrary data storage. So why is Bitcoin Core now promoting exactly what Vitalik was? What's changed? There is no market demand for data storage on Bitcoin, so what is it?
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LukeDashjr will go down in history as the dude who saved Bitcoin at least 3 times over. If Bitcoin has Sainthood, I would nominate him.
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What do Bitcoin maxis know that the general public doesn't? 1. Crypto is garbage 2. Blockchain technology is only useful on the Bitcoin protocol
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To understand Bitcoin is to understand Bitcoin maximalism
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Core vs Knots (continued)
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Go Fund Me would have ratted out who was hiding Jews during the Holocaust
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Replying to @juliavkril
Ukraine murdered an American journalist for speaking out against the war
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Hey @YouTube, you just deleted @ToneVays YouTube channel without any warning. What kind of assimine childishness is this? Can you at least explain what rule he violated????? #YouTube #Banned #BullShit
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The Knots vs Core debate
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Replying to @LakeShowYo
The Lakers have appeared in 40% of the NBA Finals
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I spoke with a leftist in Boston last night who told me she is terrified of going into New Hampshire because of the lax gun laws. So, the @FreeStateNH project is working in two ways. Attracting liberty folks to NH and keeping authoritarians away #LiveFree

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Bitcoin is an attack on fiat the same way a life vest is an attack on drowning. It is true, but it's a funny way to word it
I can't stress this enough: the crypto attack on the dollar is not strictly a "pump and dump" or a "grift." It's an ideologically-driven attack on the legitimacy of fiat currency, the @federalreserve, and the incumbent financial system. It is the sequel to the January 6th attack.
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A block full of Bitcoin transactions 🤯 What a concept @ocean_mining
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Friendly reminder that @coffeebreak_YT didn't warn anyone about #Celsius ahead of time but #Bitcoin maximalists @ToneVays and @saifedean did way back in 2019
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On one side of the OP_RETURN debate, you have Ethereum sympathizers, butthurt Counterparty alums, devs who can't fix simple bugs, devs who accidentally programmed inflation bugs into Bitcoin, and people who want tail emissions on Bitcoin. On the other side, you have a dev who saved Bitcoin from an existential bug in 2013, finally figured out a way to decentralize mining after years of stratumv2 vaporware, figured out a way to get lighting while simultaneously fixing the malleability bug (which other devs though was not possible), and Bitcoiners who want sovereign money. Tough choice
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I locked my account and retired from X. I was happily minding my own business and couldn't give a damn about engagement. What brought me back out of retirement was bCore announcing they had merged v30 with no debate or discussion. No consensus. F Core, F engagement, Run Knots
The #Bitcoin #Knots war is all engagement farming at this point 🤣
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Bitcoin in 2013 was all about "F the Federal Reserve". Now it's "F the plebs" . This is a dead end for Bitcoin.
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Even if filters don't work, I still want to run them because it annoys the scammers. BTW, the fact that it annoys the scammers is proof they work.
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There was this myth that many of us believed. Bitcoin is open source therefore it doesn’t matter who the devs are. This was idealistic thinking. I’m a realist now
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2014: Vitalik Buterin 2015: Erik Voorhees 2016: Brian Armstrong 2017: Roger Ver 2018: Daniel Krawisz 2019: Richard Heart 2020: Trace Mayer 2021: Robert Breedlove This is nothing new. I wonder who it will be in 2022
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LMAO! Should someone tell him?
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How do you say you don’t understand #Bitcoin without saying you don’t understand Bitcoin?
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If you pay taxes, puppies will have their faces eaten off by sandflies
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Adolfo is told about #OceanMining
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Calle is lying or is unimformed about Satoshi. Satoshi did not think fees alone are enough to stop spam and expressly said so. Satoshi worked on filters and stated that they should be kept updated. This completely condradicts the central point of Calle's essay.
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Mandrik serving up 14BTC worth of baklava at #BitcoinMiami @Mandrik
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Coretards today
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Do we really need a President? Think about it
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Well apparently the guy who scammed me out of 50 Bitcoin in 2013 got arrested for beating up a transgender prostitute so there's that
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They hate that you run a node. It frustrates them
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I don't think bCore realizes how toast they are, yet
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How you look in your head vs how you actually look #TruthHurts
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Pointing out that bcore is acting against Bitcoin users doesn't mean I am bearish on Bitcoin. Bcore is doing their best to make themselves irrelevant just like every previous "in-group" that thought they control Bitcoin

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Would you be ok with Vitalik being in charge of bCore development? Because I can't think of a single material thing she disagrees with Vitalik on
Replying to @GrassFedBitcoin
A key detail that got lost in this whole debate: Core devs don't believe JPEGs and shitcoins on Bitcoin to be spam. Notice how individuals like @callebtc, @L0RINC and even @adam3us never give a straight answer about what spam even is, always hiding their answers in rhetoric and semantics. The reason? They know it's impopular and would further taint the optics of what Core is trying to do with v30 and beyond.
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I have to admit filtering=censorship was a successful psyop. It's taken a lot of work to begin to unravel this lie
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Guys who are being paid to promote Bitcoin Cash think that we're being paid to promote Lightning Network 🤡
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Just when I thought Wired wasn't complete garbage, they print some dumb shit like this
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Coretards Orange Pilling
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"Bro, you're not getting any yield on your crypto?" No, I just buy Bitcoin, no yield "You're missing out" I doubt it
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Short-term: Run Knots Long-term: Multiple implementations
Don't let the bad actors trick you into thinking Bitcoin Core 30 allows you to re-enable the datacarrier limit: 1) Along with unlimiting the default, they also broke it further. datacarriersize=83 now (as of Core 30) allows for 83 outputs totalling 830 bytes of spam, instead of just 92 bytes of spam (9 bytes of which couldn't be arbitrary) as in Core 29 and earlier. 2) datacarriersize is marked as deprecated, and explicitly planned to be removed in a future release (likely silently, since "it's already deprecated"). 3) Core never fixed the Inscription exploits (CVE-2023-50428 and CVE-2024-34149) which allow spammers to bypass the datacarriersize limit. The only way forward now is a mass migration to Knots. Not the way I wanted things to go, but Core has given us no other choice. Once this is resolved, we should avoid putting all our eggs in one basket, and encourage the creation and use of multiple clients.
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If there was a market demand for data storage on chain. Eth would have flipped Bitcoin long ago. And this wouldn't be happening
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Post deleted minutes ago. Here's a screenshot @americanhodl8 @BlockFiZac
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The Bcashers wanted to raise the OP_RETURN limit. Core devs are Bcashers
You gotta give the BCashers credit that at least they had the balls to fork off. They stopped whining and started mining!
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99% of Bitcoiners are not on Core's side. Idiots like Heavily Armed Clown will call that a "rough consensus"
That sure was an enthusiastic applause for @GrassFedBitcoin at @LuganoPlanB today. Gives me hope in bitcoiners 🙂
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100%! Why wait? Kobe never saw his ceremony even though everyone knew he was getting in
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Show, don't tell. Run Knots
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Holding Blackrock IOUs is not superior to single sig cold storage, don't be silly
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Every shitcoiner I talk to has a price they are looking to "cash out" at
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Their best argument? It won't kill Bitcoin???
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I'm ready ⛏⛏⛏⛏ Are you? #Bitcoin #MiningDifficulty📉
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This is why I don't think Texas is serious about seceding but New Hampshire is
BREAKING: New Hampshire has REJECTED $27m in federal funding to push COVID vaccines. New Hampshire is the ONLY state thus far to reject this funding. Texas and Florida both accepted it.
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Bitcoin Core is holding discussions with crypto companies to see how Bitcoin can change to accommodate them. This is the NYA all over again. Users fought back and won. I suspect the same thing will happen again.
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Replying to @Breedlove22
Does Chamath have some pictures of you at a massage parlor or something?
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Bitcoin does not exist to serve its miners. This should have been clear in 2017 but some people have a short memory and must relearn this lesson
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The Slayer "S" for sats symbol 🤘

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Run (and use) Bitcoin Knots
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If it wasn’t obvious before it should be obvious by now. Altcoins are an attack on Bitcoin. They will fail but they are an attack
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Yes, yes it is
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For me, this is an easy choice. Which one you pressing?
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Behold, the enshitification of Bitcoin as it happened. If Bitcoin is not actively maintained as a monetary network, it will blend into the sea of web 3 rot.
Another Bitcoin Core Smoking Gun
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She's serious. I thought it was a parody account at first #blocked
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Ethereum is like circumcision. The more you know about it the less likely you are to be in favor of it
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Bitcoin can be a great money or a bad Ethereum
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Shinobi has a socialist's understanding of Bitcoin. This explains his longstanding hostility to Bitcoiners and Bitcoin culture. He thinks Bitcoin is a failure if miners don't prioitize spam if it earns them an extra 20 sats in the next block. This is a characature of how Bitcoin works. Long term thinking is often at odds with short term marginal profits.
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Replying to @BarrySilbert
Bitcoin = Music Ethereum = Jackhammer Litecoin = Dentist’s Drill XRP = Fingernails on Chalkboard Zcash = Mother-in-law Dogecoin = ?
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Lead maintainer of bCore: Bitcoin Maximalism 👎 NFTs 👍
It's time to make the switch to @BitcoinKnots #Bitcoin
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Craig Wright thought soft forks are attacks on Bitcoin. Craig Wright wanted countless non-monetary apps on Bitcoin. Craig Wright thought OP_RETURN should be unlimited. Matt is correct in multiple ways
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Fix the money, fix the world
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Knotti Bois be like
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I'm making a list of the top Bitcoin Maximalists. So far I got Trace Mayer Udi Wertheimer Nic Carter Peter McCormack Who else belongs on this list?
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The Core devs that conspired to do a documentation change to avoid fixing an exploit should have immediatly lost their funding
Bitcoin Core's Original Sin
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After all that gaslighting about miner centralization, fee estimation, and ineffectiveness of filters. We finally get a mask off moment. This is the real reason Core hates filters.
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Hardcore Bitcoiners, like the ones who run nodes, are not interested in JPEGs or stupid Eth/BSV alternate use cases. This is why Core is on the path to irrelevance. Who is the user Core is developing for? They don't exist
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