El Branto@brant

Yo soy El Branto, I fight you, ése.

 Guadalajara, Jalisco
taqueriasguadalajara.com/
Joined August 2007
Replying to @dog_rates
Wow, time sure does fly! I just told Charlie he’s a very good dog, and I think he knows it!
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They’re good dogs, guys.
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@dog_rates your rating system sucks. Just change your name to “CuteDogs”.
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Replying to @dog_rates
well you give every dog 11s and 12s. It doesn’t even make any sense.
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Replying to @BannedMacMahon @espn_macmahon @ramonashelburne
Dumbest clown show in sports right here.
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Replying to @dog_rates
this one?
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Replying to @paulpierce34
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Oh hell no…
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Charlie just got his little boy bits snipped
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Replying to @dog_rates
He just got groomed today!
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Replying to @dog_rates
it’s a cheap gimmick
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all I’m saying is you could have real legitimate ratings, instead of just saying every dog is a 10, 11, or 12
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Replying to @NBA @dillonbrooks24 @memgrizz
No thanks
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
26 Apr 2017
We accept 'burnt' as the past tense of 'burn'. But if you really want to confuse people/dictionaries, use 'brent'. merriam-webster.com/words-at…
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Replying to @SportsCenter
lol, then Curry should be MVP again.
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Replying to @J_Dub23_1 @dog_rates
God forbid we ever see what a 5 or 6 looks like
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Replying to @HIMYFonHulu
I really wish this would stop showing up in my feed.
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Replying to @dog_rates
you could also show some of the less cute dogs as well… like some 3s or 4s
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Yes sir!
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Replying to @GenMikeFlynn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@matt___nelson I saw this today and I thought of you.
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Replying to @SportsCenter
what a coincidence, that’s how many rings he’s going to retire with too!
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
This movie was just too bizarre to keep watching past about 30 minutes.
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Replying to @stephenasmith @FirstTake
I think they should cancel the show
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Replying to @KAZurcher @NPR
He got his stitches out yesterday. Here he is on the way home from the vet.
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Replying to @TheRealJRSmith
Hitting the pipe early, huh.
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Replying to @TomiLahren
They’re good kids, Tami.
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Replying to @getnickwright
Cool opinion bro, but KD was better.
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god dammit, Jeff
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@matt___nelson we caught this guy on a security camera…
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Replying to @dog_rates
Hi
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Replying to @DennysDiner
you’re gonna get diabetes.
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Replying to @dogfather
Hello, I am still alive.
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Replying to @jaketapper
It’s a joke account, Jake.
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This is a picture of my dog under the table with a tortellini.
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Replying to @CBSEveningNews
AKA Trump Supporters
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Replying to @espn
20… come on.
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Replying to @abc7newsbayarea @WayneFreedman
looks to be this hat
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Replying to @user47783532 @espn_macmahon @ramonashelburne
Thank you for proving my point.
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why did you have to do this?
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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
Fuck around and find out.
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@matt___nelson I’m at a rave!!!
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Replying to @TheEllenShow
Your rating system sucks.
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Replying to @EnesFreedom
Is that a new chair you get to punch?
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Replying to @dogfather
That sounds great!
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Why is everyone so into @MoonPie right now?
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Replying to @StefanMolyneux
Worst. Advice. Ever.
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Replying to @mcuban
@mcuban then you robbed a 7-11?
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Replying to @senorrinhatch @russian_spyship
please keep my name out of your dirty mouth.
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@GarfieldFanArt
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Replying to @stephenasmith
@stephenasmith *WORST
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Replying to @SportsCenter
@espn those are some pretty sweet stats you guys come up with.
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Replying to @markhoppus
It’s a good bootleg, Mark.
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Replying to @espn
and he could barely win a single game…
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Replying to @dog_rates
I want to see REAL ratings, and you are just using it as a gimmick to show cute dogs.
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Replying to @sixfigueroa @getnickwright
KD scored more points, more 3PM/%, more blocks, fewer turnovers… all in less minutes played. Doesn’t sound like outperforming to me.
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🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @FoxNews
so it will be shut down again by the 9th?
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Replying to @gurucollects @ericwhiteback @Topps @BoredApeYC
Considering NFTs are a scam, the Mantle.
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Replying to @SportsCenter
why do you keep giving this guy so much attention?
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Replying to @JacketNation @dog_rates @J_Dub23_1
maybe I will and it will blow his pathetic rating system away
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Replying to @getnickwright
Steph had a sprained MCL throughout the entire Finals, brochacho.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump
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Replying to @amyewilkins @dog_rates
I’m not denying the dogs aren’t cute, I just think it’s an incredibly flawed rating system.
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Replying to @dogfather
I think if you dyed your hair, you could also look like this guy
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Replying to @getnickwright
You’re like the Donald Trump of NBA Twitter.
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Replying to @dogfather
I can’t… I was going to message you. Have any big plans?
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Replying to @dog_rates
Oh no…
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Replying to @verge
@verge for the love of God, NOOOOOOO!!!
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Replying to @AdamJoseph @AdamJosephSport
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well that’s not even a dog, so it just proves how flawed the rating system actually is.
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Replying to @brant @JacketNation @dog_rates @J_Dub23_1
and I’m not gonna just pull mine out of my ass when I’m making it
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Doesn’t need all those iPhones, learn to share 4/10
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Replying to @dogfather
everything is awesome
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Replying to @MagicJohnson
that’s genius, Magic. Simply genius.
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Replying to @Perk_at_Play @EverythingGoats @dog_rates
you’re completely missing the point, Alex.
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Replying to @SportsCenter
I had to google DeAngelo Williams
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Somehow I ended up as a gay guy married to Brent in The Sims 4 expansion Cats & Dogs.
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Replying to @GauriW @dog_rates @dog_feelings
The hot dog shirt is from Petsmart
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Replying to @dogfather
you can do whatever you like, Matt. You have my support.
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Replying to @HIMYFonHulu
Seriously, how do I stop this ad?
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Replying to @SportsCenter
Who cares
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Replying to @okcthunder @SLAMonline
Warriors in 3
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What the hell is going on here?
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I can’t believe this
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2016 isn’t a meme
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Replying to @JoshEberley @HowardBeck
Still doesn’t mean the east doesn’t suck.
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I saw this on Facebook. Made me laugh.
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The dogs are good (great).
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Replying to @Perk_at_Play @EverythingGoats @dog_rates
nope, I have a strong dislike for cats
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Replying to @SportsCenter
@espn why don’t you show all of Harden’s misses from tonight?
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Replying to @CNN
that’s about as special as seeing an image of God in a piece of toast.
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Replying to @Perk_at_Play @EverythingGoats @dog_rates
sorry, but you’re wrong
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Replying to @MsGordo @darth @dog_rates
He does have an Instagram account: instagram.com/charliemarvelw…
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Replying to @SportsCenter
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Replying to @Balldontlie @YahooSportsNBA
Cool opinion, bro.
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Replying to @charliejscott @Perk_at_Play @EverythingGoats @dog_rates
that is not true at all, so stop lying.
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Replying to @maggieNYT
@JakeSherman MWUAHAHAHAH
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Replying to @SpursCulture @SASpurs5
Do you even watch basketball? LMAO!!!
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