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My dentist asked how school was and I said “great” because that’s much easier than “oh I actually dropped out because I’ve effectively monetized a twitter account where I numerically objectify dogs”
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oh thank god. for a second I thought we had a national gun violence problem. all this 12 year old did was drop her backpack with a semiautomatic handgun in it. happens to the best countries
Police do not believe yesterday's shooting at a Los Angeles middle school was intentional: A 12-year-old girl dropped her backpack, which contained a semiautomatic handgun, and it discharged, wounding 2 students. latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m…
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couldn’t stop thinking about these penguins enjoying the Melbourne skyline together so i found the original photographer and apparently they’re BOTH WIDOWED i can’t handle it
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sorry i forgot to text you back i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better
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it actually fucking sucks that people are interpreting covid data as “we overreacted” instead of “the things science told us to do have worked so far”
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today i opened this app to learn more about breaking news and it was impossible. for the first time in like 8 years, google was more effective than twitter at telling me what was happening
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If you start watching Shrek on December 31st at 11:48.48, Donkey saying “i’m makin waffles” will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🐴
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i think an overlooked additional piece of joy from this game is that we haven’t had to see Harrison Butker’s dumb ass one time
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BODY: i'm exhausted
BRAIN: neat
BODY: let's sleep
BRAIN: nah
BODY: c'mon
BRAIN: a dog named Ralph
BODY:
BRAIN: can almost say his own name
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WeRateDogs turns 9 years old today. This is a photo from 2015 of the first time my phone stopped working due to the volume of dog pictures I was being sent…
Endlessly grateful to you all for making this my life ❤️
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An 11 year old was upset he couldn’t donate to the dog, so we helped him out. His first DM to us months ago was about a tornado, and the rest of the interaction is about as wholesome as it gets
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“we don’t deserve dogs” wrong. this guy does
This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday
ALT chocolate lab in a white bath tub. his head rests on a pillow that his human dad is holding up. another chocolate lab and a yellow lab are looking over the edge of the tub at him. there are candles lit around the bath
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the way he’s lying
a fan pointed at him
his tongue
a sunglasses store?
the most chaotic tweet of all time
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one year without my boy ❤️ he politely requests you drop some turkey under the table to honor him
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happy to report the famous protest pup is doing just fine. his name is Buddy, he has two cat friends, and he loves going on adventures and supporting his humans more than anything ❤️
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Doug walked through a blueberry bush this morning and emerged with one perfectly on his noggin. he is the blueberry king. long may he reign
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yes my birthday is on 10/10. yes i was born to rate things. yes i’m fulfilling the prophecy
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i’m sure many of you remember Argos. after his heart failed doctors told him he was looking at 6 months max. he passed away this morning after 2 more years being the best boy ever. rest easy my friend ❤️
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somehow i was not aware of this memo George H.W. Bush sent to his entire White House staff when his dog got too fat
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Doug and i had a delightful time in the desert. the property was fully fenced in and big enough that i got to play real fetch with him for the first time ever. i’ll put my favorite moments below 🥰
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seeing a lot of messages from people who left their dog calendars at work, not knowing they wouldn’t be returning. i’m going to start sharing the pages here so nobody misses a day
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because of you all, Kylie got her surgery. i was sent these pics last night. her owners made a path so she wouldn’t slip on the hardwood while she’s recovering
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I finally put all the 15/10s we’ve featured into a moment. Please enjoy ❤️
nitter.app/i/moments/101820152543…
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i adopted Doug when he was 10 years old and never got to see him as a puppy, so i had AI generate what he may have looked like 🥹
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i told this corgi his straw hat looked nice on him and he looked at me like it was the first compliment he got all day. perhaps he thought no one would notice it
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every day, around 40 people DM @dog_rates to share that their dog has passed away. nothing we’ve said back has felt adequate, so we made an animation. we’ll start replying with it later this week ❤️
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doug collected leaves today on his walk and it resulted in my new favorite pic of him
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Halo is our 17th 15/10. I’ll add her to the list later today 😔
This is Halo, but you know her better as the @dog_feelings profile pic. Her iconic watermelon smile has given a voice to dogs everywhere. Halo passed away last week at the age of 9. She went peacefully and surrounded by her family. She didn’t suffer for a moment. 15/10 ❤️
ALT golden retriever puppy with muddy paws being carried inside. they look innocent to me
ALT slightly older now. carrying around a giant purple stuffed octopus
ALT much older now. she looks tired, but happy. she’s lying on her bed
ALT the iconic profile pic of Halo holding her watermelon. eyes shut, radiating bliss
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does she like me or does she simply want access to the world’s most comprehensive database of dog pictures and videos
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for the first time ever, Taylor and I didn’t communicate… and Doug got two dinners
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the dog lost their blue check i have no idea if these thoughts are coming from a real dog or not
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Doug has started protesting any attempt of mine to leave the apartment. he forces his way out with me and then plants himself. he was not interested in hearing how soon i’d be back
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last year i was walking home from a bar rather intoxicated and walked straight into a fire hydrant. it was not a fun experience i was limping for a week. this morning Doug bonked his head on one. we really are just two dumbasses the universe thought it’d be funny to put together
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this is my 12 year old foster beagle Elton. i only have him for a few days before he goes to his forever home. he is an absolute delight i cant believe i have my own little snoopy
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so sad to see how people are reacting to this news. to wish death on anyone is so uncalled for. what if he were your dad, husband, br- haha i couldn’t do it lol get fucked
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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please get rid of guns instead
A former Navy SEAL is training K-9s to attack school shooters. The dogs run toward the sound of gunfire, aren't distracted by people fleeing and can take down the shooter. The @NBC4ITeam reports nbc4dc.com/Qylkrhy
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imagine dating someone for 3 months in 2010 and now the whole world is listening to you get shit on in C major for a second time 11 years later i’d kill myself
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Today @dog_rates turns 6 years old. On Friday, we’re launching @15outof10, a nonprofit that will sponsor shelter dogs with medical needs preventing them from being adopted. It feels like an obvious next step for us and I can’t wait to see how many lives we can change with you all
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some people aren’t understanding this reference and it’s making me feel old and i don’t like that
This is Apollo. He was just wondering if- omg… 2319! WE HAVE A 2319! EVERYBODY DOWN. PUPPARE FOR DECONTAMINATION. 13/10 please stay calm sir
ALT pitbull sitting to the side looking at us worryingly. he has a white sock stuck to his back
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We posted this dog 3 years ago during Trump’s Muslim ban. I finally learned this morning from her human that her name was Annie Sue and she was 10 when she passed away later that year from cancer. I’m told she was just as perfect as this single picture indicates
Here's a very loving and accepting puppo. Appears to have read her Constitution well. 14/10 would pat head approvingly
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