Sometimes I turn on the last of us video game and get to a spot where I’m safe but can still hear the screams of the damned and I just set the game down and enjoy the vibe
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For my first post I want to talk about blood orange cake. Delicious. That is all. Welcome to the Twitter.
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What’s Hannibal Lecter’s favorite Simpson’s quote?
“I chew chew chews you”
Idk. I’m sorry, okay? No one likes any of my tweets anyway I just give this away for free like magical dust that makes your beans grow and you climb to the top and a giant GIANT says he wants to make bread with your bones. That’s what it’s like.
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Look mom I’m in the newspaper!
nytimes.com/2025/04/03/arts/…
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