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potential customers: “hey can you get back to us?”
the shit me and claude are going through:
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>be me, 19
>stanford sophomore
>build "uber for haircuts"
>literally just react native template
>raise $500k from stanford alumni fund
>spend it all on customer acquisition
>accidentally book 300 haircuts for same time slot
>angry mob of hairdressers outside dorm
>ru_winning_son.jpg
>drop out in shame
>parents stop talking to me
>work as unity dev making hyper casual games
>live in oakland trap house
>entire net worth is gaming chair
>keep spamming builds on twitter
>25 now, games all flop
>random anon dms me
>"anon your code is dogshit but your steam networking is clean"
>turns out he's building game engine at amazon
>bunch of ex-valve anons in secret discord
>they need networking guy
>literally hire me because of my failed haircut app tcp stack
>spend 2 years building engine core
>whole team rage quits amazon together
>start studio, raise $80M
>series b from an …opinionated… billionaire
>make minecraft competitor
>turns out zoomers love badly optimized networking
>now 31, game has 42M mau
>live in lake tahoe compound
>convince everyone i’m in sf for clout and better anon arguments
>still use same gaming chair
>parents finally talking to me again
>they think i sell NFTs
>easier than explaining distributed systems
>life is good?
>life is good😈
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lol my fav take was when they're on a boat and this dude was like "that's incredible having zero hoes on a yacht in Miami; actually impressive. did not know this was possible." 😂
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they literally said “infinite”
STOP THE WAR AGAINST UNDERSTANDING MATH
KEEP INFINITY INFINITE
etc.
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incremental 30% price increases across the board each time they buy then when they stop buying say “ok fine we have good history and i’m blowing up but i can do like -50% for you this one time and we’ll see what i can do moving forward” and by then you’ll know what to do next
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bro putting adversaries on nightmare mode when they couldn’t even handle medium difficulty is just fucked up
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this was misquoted, taken out of context, and called out by ilya’s homies at openai already
genuinely congrats on the noobs who join threads from this tho
there may be some dog in you yet
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real ones think “damn i kinda want that but we gotta take care of these customers”
and then you’re 31
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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked
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bryan i admire you to all heck and think what you’re doing is awesome & extremely important. someday, i hope to not die
that said, what the people, the peanut galley, the rest of us saw was best practice social norm being followed, a bro pointing out a partial rep, a good thing
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lmfao accurate but in your experience, what’s the easiest way to befriend “the right people” cat? hold nothing back 🤣
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$30m arr, giggly. painfully obvious colleges have no sense of “we need successful alumni to survive” in 2025. could he have done better on the letter? yeah. could he have done better on his life thus far? not really, no lmao
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lol mogged but kinda beautiful/important like they’re really goin thru it over there rn wtf
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TRY THIS PROMPT and post the pepe in replies!
Based on what you know about me draw a picture of what my innermost pepe looks like
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nahh…. the network.
all colleges are absurdly gapped when it comes to the networks/trajectories enabled by a few (led by stanford)
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bro she been wildin’ on the internet about her whole fam… after they blew up (seems like)
let’s just be blunt. sama doesn’t touch girls, ever, right as far as we know? we would have heard if he did. he almost certainly wouldn’t be “twink lord”… seems like attention/$-seeking🙅♂️
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unreasonably bullish ai people going to work this week with no regard for others' interpretations of what Karpathy said
"Bro, what if I shorted the markets with our hedge fund, and then you hosted to bearish jaded researchers on your pod to spread FUD. That would absolutely print. "
"Let's do it brother."
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nah that’s their job lol u def cute dw
legit went to this influence persuasion seminar once, old bald dude talkin about how hair stylists should make scrunchy faces when they get their hands on customer hair like “ew what product have u been using”
imagine selling hard lmfao
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astute observation lol
they broke up and blake said he was losing it and needed to touch grass
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ive been with you on everything ive seen posted or clipped this year but nah sorry bro. fraud is rampant and if revolution elsewhere gonna be accelerated (or not) then so be it
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nah, broadly that’s accurate
girls who are passively down to run it up
vs
boys who make their whole life a machine that runs it up
my 20s was that guy. unkempt girl counts still go crazy
girls require no setup nor locale nor effort in many cases to get consent. just “ok” +1
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perhaps the greatest reply of all time
No one gives a shit about this stupid bullshit anymore.
Safetyism is over and dead.
Try actually winning and creating amazing products. You are being crushed by Chinese teams with 1/50th your resources.
You are emblematic of the terminal rot of western civilization.
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rule 1] don’t ask ffmpeg about their codebase (without sending patches)
rule 2] don’t ask vlc about their cone (idk if conditional)
i don’t make the rules im just happy people smarter than me solved for so much before i got here lmao
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do not fuck with senpai
you will be farmed disproportionately
age is a construct
that’s all
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ngl they fumbled me bro and im the greatest centrist of all time
sorry mom id rather hang out with racist meanies than be the fucking villian all the time. plus LETS FUCKING GO ECONOMIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!
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he used to have 1.6m followers but 300k of us were in front of uniqlo today and we unilaterally decided that we value integrity above all else in the people we follow
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@realGeorgeHotz i memba. i was there. i was publicly calling people retarded for what seemed like the right reasons at the right times. hope this helped
this is fuckin epic. LFG
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idk some people want it federal despite RBG saying the entire time it should be a state issue lmao
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OpenAI 2015: "We are going to work on AGI."
OpenAI 2016: Mocked
OpenAI 2017: Mocked
OpenAI 2018: Misunderstood
OpenAI 2019: Mocked
OpenAI 2020: Mocked
OpenAI 2021: Misunderstood
OpenAI 2022: Misunderstood
OpenAI 2023: Misunderstood
OpenAI 2024: ___________________
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i’m not surprised about your take but actually i kinda am dude. adversaries (terrorists) are bad, aligning with them is bad, far worse of a status than illegal immigrants imo. i respect you though so what am i missing
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nah too important for free speech. no shot. people new to yacine crying about getting trolled is one thing. alienating the actual tech core that fw everything that is happening rn is simply not gonna happen
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@DarioAmodei @AnthropicAI @alexalbert__ assuming this is satire, this man makes an incredible point
let claude math unless it’s a literal kill radius or whatever
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top .1% engineers are self-made
please don’t perpetuate this psyop. it’s a choice we desperately need more to choose
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are you mongoloid developers truly so retarded that you don’t see what’s actually happening? it’s not engineers who are being eaten. it’s streamers, celebs, “reality” tv.
levels is the “build in the open” icon so of course he’s first to disseminate new reality. this is obvious.
💬 Added live chat via WebSockets now
Press T and you can chat with everyone flying on the server now
Let's HOPE this will not get XSS'd (yes I added protection this time!)
Next: voice chat
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Yann, please…. the flow of Elon nonsense just won the popular vote and added like $500b market cap overnight
Please return to owning at ML. Please dude this is deeply fucked up to witness ongoing
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this would be the craziest shit of all time lmao I don’t think we’re anywhere close but god damn if we are LMAOOOOO
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do “the right people” hire heterosexual people at that level or is the top just all gay stuff all the way down?
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it’s sad bc this is such a banger for the ghost of LeCun who ain’t ever gonna appreciate it or change back😭
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