๐™จ๐™ช๐™›๐™›๐™ž๐™˜๐™ž๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ฎ โ€ข ๐™ช ๐™ฃ ๐™ ๐™ž ๐™ฃ ๐™œ ๐™š ๐™™ โ€ข ๐•ค๐•™๐•š๐•“๐•’ ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•ฆ

San Francisco, CA
fuck it, 5 minutes of capybara onsen โ™จ๏ธ
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wait hold on this the actual position? isnโ€™t this pretty reasonable and what most americans actually want?
EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE EXCEPTIONS FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATS RADICAL POSITION OF LATE TERM ABORTION LIKE, AS AN EXAMPLE, IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH OR, IN CASE THERE IS ANY QUESTION, THE POSSIBILITY OF EXECUTION OF THE BABY AFTER BIRTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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btw this tip works
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incredible developments at tesla
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avg SF techie: โ€œi use mac cause itโ€™s easier, linux is scaryโ€ grandma: โ€œso iโ€™m using the debian 12 version of linux and this is how you use FFMPEGโ€
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my favorite thing about Europe is this is actually useful armor still while in the US we just shoot each other like civilized people
Sorry kitten but it stays on
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sushi place by the pentagon
BREAKING: Axios reports the US intelligence community has 'started receiving clear indications' that Iran is going to retaliate against Israel and that it will take the Iranians and their proxies 'a few days to coordinate and prepare an attack on Israel'.
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weโ€™re letting birds research the bird flu?!?
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jesse, itโ€™s time to balenciaga
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i just watched elon absolutely mog my old boss holy shit
Then he called his Mommy, drank a whole case of soy milk & bing-watched Rachel Maddow
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Replying to @thechosenberg
the calmest people are capable of the craziest things
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Replying to @gootecks
feeling tremendously gaslit the last 3 so months smh
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Replying to @sporadica
damnโ€ฆ i feel that guy that spool of wire represents his entire career and not a real fuck was given
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SF life hack: when OpenAI is down the climbing gyms are empty
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DO NOT TAKE THE HUMAN ELECTROLYTES
now that i discovered iโ€™m actually a horse, time to try human electrolytes
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elonโ€™s been locked in with his gov bux gooning face since 2008
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this is what ilya saw in the basement at OpenAI
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observation iโ€™m not allowed to say, but we all kinda know it: out of the last 20 asian female friends, only 1 has actually seriously ever dated an asian male and didnโ€™t have a white male as a โ€œprimary preferenceโ€
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does_he_know.jpg
Theyโ€™re doing really weird things in Vietnam. Feels like capitalism is looser there. The stores are all makeshift with seemingly zero thought put into making money. Theyโ€™re open till however late, who cares. Sure, stack 50 cafes together in an apartment building. Nothing matters
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the most SF thing ever is for them to advertise the swing i helped build that got killed by SFโ€™s own bureaucratic paperwork
Replying to @Memetic_Theory
The swing was just featured in an ad on national TV! The ad played during the college football game of the week Saturday night. Wondering if you'd be willing to share your thoughts on the swing getting shown to a national television audience?piped.video/watch?v=9jIZggOVโ€ฆ
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Replying to @cyrophant
you could always just go to another state you liked more? isnโ€™t states rights more the will of the people?
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some of the most patriotic americans are actually koreans
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man, life really is on easy mode if you are a young attractive asian girl new account, less than 500 followers, 3 tweets and then posts a cute pic of herself asking "who wants to meet" and the post goes viral to 400k views already probably a lot of devs, vcs, finance dudes are all in her dms already, she has a free choice of who she wants to meet and who not. most are probably guys who want to have intercourse with her, but that's just part of the game don't get me wrong, i don't think this is bad at all. good for her, i am a big fan of people utilising their advantages in life i guess what i am saying is i would love to be an attractive asian girl
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Meet the โ€˜eliteโ€™ couples breeding to save mankind.
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a boomer i met today was about to send a decade of his work building up a picture framing business to the dump he gave it all to me for free, just because i was a zoomer* who was willing to learn and carry it onwards $20-30k of materials and equipment, all free wild
Itโ€™s too bad that positive content doesnโ€™t get more attention.
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wait, theyโ€™re done? lmfao, i thought it would take 10 years, sign iโ€™ve lived in SF for over a decade
Yesterday I got to see Senฬ“รกแธตw, a new development in Vancouver being built by the Squamish Nation on land that they have zoning rights over. A very cool project!
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iโ€™ve been saying this for a while, zoomer insults come from a baseline of external anxiety the consequences of this is fascinating, as it begets more of the same anxiety few zoomers insults are on a basis on morality or character, but almost purely on the presumptions of others
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so if I buy a house in California without a sick Prop 13 tax break while continuing to work a job, does that make me one of the most highly taxed people in the USA
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chat this *is* real
Community note
This is a satire news story which has surfaced a couple of different times as meme about Japanโ€™s low birth rates. mochiyume.com/blog/japan-breโ€ฆ teddit.net/r/aprilfools/s
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itโ€™s official, SF has defeated the Japanese
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Replying to @thechosenberg
canโ€™t wait for mommy to send Austin to the dentist for a new set of teeth
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LA tech bros: my gf is a model ๐Ÿ‘  ๐Ÿคฉ SF tech bros: my gf is a model ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿคฉ
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me: eating 12-24 eggs a day all these months is gonna destroy my cholesterol, my doc is gonna hate me my doctor:
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they call this supervised learning
25 min of following 1yo, sped up 10x to 2.5 min Nearly zero interference or even interaction as he severally pursued his little side quests I love this age
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Replying to @aaronkaiser
honestly i couldnโ€™t even tell you what the issues were for the dems, like they kept promising to ban guns and protect them at the same time not sure how they were gonna do that all i got was that i should vote dem cause iโ€™m asian, but never told why anyway i voted local
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there has to be a better way
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business degrees: โ€œhowโ€™s the market?โ€ the market:
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babe wake up they made balenciaga potter 2
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Replying to @elonmusk
WeWork is going bankrupt so here goes I suppose. Under him it felt blame flowed downwards to reports and negative feedback about his weird initiatives or the even weirder initiatives from those above were ignored. Overall felt like a cult and honestly I remember him repeatedly mentioning his sneaker collection. It came up about every third meeting give or take somehow. Honestly think he cared more about the sneakers than his employees. I remember there was an event where I couldnโ€™t give him any feedback for an initiative over him telling me how his sneakers were almost stolen from the mansion he was renting at the time. There was some a lot of political correctness and general silencing of opinions that didnโ€™t tow the weird woo woo company line and he definitely made it clear where he politically stood (very left). Lots of weird virtue signalingโ€”publicly he speaks like he tweets, but in private the guy seemed two-faced like a lot of university coastal elite types and didnโ€™t actually care about improving things if it didnโ€™t improve his paycheck. Heโ€™s a decently large reason why I asked to get laid off and I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m the only one. The culture he set was miserable and you could feel it through the org if you had any sort of free thinking.
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absolute san francisco victory
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I quit my job two years ago and started a tech startup. Hereโ€™s what Iโ€™ve learned so far: ๐Ÿงต (1/5)
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oh yes husbandt, you spent all our monies on apple vision pro, so coooool!
Replying to @202accepted
I want the same pic but it's like "oh husbandt you spent all our monies on apple vision pro, so coooool!" and she has a big smile
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the realization why so many zoomers in SF are angsty is they donโ€™t own the freedom of a car or know how to drive anymore
if youโ€™re having a bad day in sf just get in your car and go to marin
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Replying to @SubRosaParks
does it matter? every restaurant in a 5 mile radius around the pentagon is at max capacity
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Replying to @gazpachomachine
brb starting beyblade betting arenas in my shower
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i asked geepeetee to show me what you look like (autistic anon on twitter/x) every 10 likes i give him more autism
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Replying to @lishiyori
I think trust grows a lot stronger when people lower their guard while soberโ€”many people donโ€™t have the skill or bravery to open up without alcohol unfortunately
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asian civil disobedience is a sign youโ€™re really fucking up btw
in case you wanted to know how Canada was doing: one of the most liberal cities in the country is planning on building mega tents to house a bunch of refugees and the planโ€™s strongest opponent is an old Chinese man who can barely speak English and is terrorizing politicians
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just SF things
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some guy tried to do this in a hostel i was living in, i just literally picked the fucker up and threw him outside you can just do things if youโ€™re also poor
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fucking hate SF politics, got the ticket for not yielding fast enough to someone robbing a store and sprinting across the crosswalk go fucking arrest the fucking criminal clown ass city politics
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Replying to @cyrophant
i think until we define it clearly across the board and make it clear enough, weโ€™ll never get past it this isnโ€™t like gay marriage, which is more clearly defined
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luke, use the balenciaga
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being ex-homeless for a number of years you realize quickly the thing you never do is to tell people youโ€™re homeless. ever. almost everyone dismisses you and you lose opportunities because of the judgementโ€”the number of times i was told to โ€œjustโ€ go get a job, a studio, and some ikea furniture (lol, tech people love telling you this) is actually kind hilarious heโ€™s super lucky to be in a good shelter too, last shelter i was in SF an actually schizo person tried to stab meโ€”it wasnโ€™t safe back in 2010-2012 and they barely have space now people donโ€™t give a shit about you class-wise and frankly wonโ€™t care until you run circles around them salary-wise if you then do manage to win this bullshit game, you only illicit more hate and jealousy i spent a decade learning how to speak like those venture capitalists, sat in on stanford and uc berkeley classes, dropped my hood accent, and blended the fuck inโ€ฆ and it paid off it pains me to see people who are most earnest, more talented, and more honest about their situation get stuck in this rut where employment and stability just are always out of reach because they told people their situation upfront did it lie about being homeless to get my first job as a janitor at safeway? hell yeah i did, they wouldnโ€™t have hired me otherwise on a level i canโ€™t blame these people for judgingโ€”thereโ€™s few opportunities to really build an understanding of engaging with folks like us who are partially street and the โ€œinvisibleโ€ homeless, so we just get subconsciously lumped in with the fent zombies when it comes up one of the things i love about tpot/vibecamp itโ€™s among the few spaces where people donโ€™t care about this or wonโ€™t look down on you for having been through these shit ass tough times people i can share my real past with and not play oppression olympics (jealous leftists) or exile me (terrified right wingers) people i can just vibe with
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with no hesitation
what does a white boy in japan try first
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I got a quote to move the most bay area thing ever, and it was about $25k lol
Someone is giving away a free $25k bouldering rock Only catch is you need to move it, and it weighs twelve tons ๐Ÿ˜‚
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when AI is forced to read tweets about โ€œe/accโ€, โ€œproduct mommyโ€, โ€œnatalismโ€, โ€œnetwork stateโ€, โ€œDINKsโ€, โ€œbryanโ€™s johnson and his sperm countโ€, โ€œloitering swarm drones will save Guayanaโ€, โ€œai necklaceโ€, โ€œsantaconโ€, โ€œall-in-podcastโ€, โ€œdanielโ€, โ€œopen AIโ€, and โ€œpolyculeโ€
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when i was homeless i did this, and for years even having a lease i still continued i realized very quickly that i was actually deeply unhappy living like this, and that this wasnโ€™t the way to go for me itโ€™s a bit of a shame to come to that realization, but truthfully the cost of it was shockingly higher than expected if you had any sort of hobbies, you couldnโ€™t own things that make money (tools, machines, etc) and everything had to be digital it locked me into a software job and just essentially being a captive consumer in ways you couldnโ€™t see until you stopped i have respect for people who can pull this off, but the reality is if you have a lot of ambitions in the physical world this isnโ€™t as good of a move as you may think
Finally made a video going over everything I own
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thank you @elonmusk, my future kids will be forever grateful
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i know of a guy who reported his balls dysfunctional getting $3-4k a month and blows it all on hookers, coke, and guns while this other guy gets $0 while having brain trauma and arm surgery from an IED i really wonder how we even got to this point
Seriously is there a single veteran who doesnโ€™t get a disability check? A very under-discussed scam. Iโ€™m sure a guy with a 6 pack that runs marathons is very disabled
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Replying to @sylphidian
investing now at 5 likes
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biggest insult is TPOT is now on the record as just a bunch of yappers
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a year in nfts got me this, so thankful
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I sat there for about 5 min wondering if I should post it. Probably banned from ever working at Google now ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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Replying to @cyrophant
i mean iโ€™d say the popular vote would disagree with you, but yeah i can def see that perspective his exceptions were pretty clear though, wouldnโ€™t that cover most bad cases?
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Replying to @_smcf
this is the only face i can make after reading that
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not all men wear capes, some wear microwaves
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interviews on Wall Street during 1979
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> be me > be at an SF e/acc house party > get this notification
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> come back to the US > eat american food (burgers, etc) > slowly start feeling ill > eat tex-mex, get violently ill > stop eating americanized food > eat authentic asian food again like i was for 3 months > instantly start recovering what the absolute fuck is in american food
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me: @Waymo: โ€œsorry i have to stop for gasโ€
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for people wondering about the chinese beaver meme and what heโ€™s actually saying (with the original scene from โ€œa better tomorrowโ€ it was inspired by)
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follow me for more life pro tips that reunify west taiwan with taiwan
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Replying to @kane
i once got immediately excused by saying i have friends that are republicans lmfao
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most people have no idea how big California is
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the place that Lee Kuan Yew makes will not make the next Lee Kuan Yew
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oh no husbrand, you criticized Twitch and run an Open AI wrapper company, now we are homeress
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me at 19, not understanding the consequences of explaining bitcoin and crypto to this man
me at 19, thinking about the Roman Empire
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ah yes the absolute current state of the bay area housing market
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most insane tech debt story ever
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now that i discovered iโ€™m actually a horse, time to try human electrolytes
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rare high effort meme (cute handwriting btw)
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men will see this and go โ€œi can do thisโ€
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Replying to @jomatech @jomaoppa
in an interview I gave, I asked the same question of "how do you handle conflict with a coworker?" and was told "I'd use a doubly linked list" they realized their mistake and literally left the call lmao
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this meme goes out to my immigrant friends ๐Ÿซก
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some huge explosion happened in china
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Replying to @sporadica
i sense he gets filmed and mocked for internet points often i know folks like this where the wife uses the internet as some weird therapy or determiner, and now itโ€™s being replaced with โ€œwell chatgpt saysโ€
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this might be the best rejection iโ€™ve ever seen a company give
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this girl is slowly capturing more of my attention, thinking about her every 12 hours now never had this happen before incredible, what mean
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nyc is fundamentally a horny city sf is fundamentally an autistic city la is fundamentally a clout city no other cities exist, i donโ€™t make the rules
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for every 10 likes i will further upzone atherton, california
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apple changing the gun emoji was my personal 9/11
๐Ÿ”ซ Pistol changed to a toy gun emoji in iOS 10 beta 4 emojipedia.org/pistol/
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Replying to @Shmojii
this is my understanding as well for long term
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Replying to @zeta_globin
naming my dog TEC-9 immediately
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Replying to @IterIntellectus
is disneyland for americans complaining again lol
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been noticing since the FAANG/MANGA layoffs thereโ€™s less poop in SF really makes you think who was actually pooping in the streets this whole time
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