the first time I went to a dermatologist in LA I asked her what I should be doing besides moisturizer/SPF and she said I would be a great candidate for botox. I asked if she had a lot of 21yo patients that did botox and she audibly gasped and said "you're only 21??"
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obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time
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update: we moved into a an apartment in SF with the most beautiful view of the ships passing under the golden gate bridge
so we put up an AIS antenna and a monitor so we can see what their names are
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not to feed in to t*ktok discourse but whats wrong with instagram reels
like is it not just exactly the same or
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me: hi there’s a methhead flashing me blocking my front door
SFPD: what does he look like?
me: mid 20s, orange boxers around his ankles, oh looks like hes putting them back on —
SFPD: oh he’s putting his underwear back on? so you don’t still need an officer?
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just watched the girl next to me in this coffee shop close out all her stackoverflow tabs and pull up “how to become a sommelier”
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I think we underestimate how psychologically harmful it is to insist to 18-22yos that they’re kids
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oof. yikes. unfollowing now. was a huge fan of her $3.6B laundering scheme, had no idea she made tiktoks🤢
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“my thesis is that at any moment in the arc of human history, there are only about 800-1000 people alive who matter, so—“
“excuse me! hi. can you pass me those crab wontons? yeah those right there. dip too please. thanks so much”
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i imagine that dating in LA and then moving to SF is like when athletes train at altitude for a marathon and then they get down to sea level and they're like damn i never knew i could run this fast
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you can tell that travis kelce healed taylor swift emotionally because she is unfortunately no longer able to write good music
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i’m working from a coffee shop and a guy asks if he can draw me. i say sure. he pulls out a large, professional-looking sketchpad and charcoal and sits and draws very intently. 10 minutes go by and i look over at the paper. its just my feet.
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>walking home from coffee shop at 3pm in broad daylight in SF
>massive homeless man not 20 feet from me screams i’m going to f****** kill you c***
>running home from coffee shop
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nothing worse than coming up with a funny tweet and then remembering you’re in england
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overheard in SF: yeahhhhh I actually updated my AGI timelines to <3y so I don't think I should be looking for a relationship. last night was amazing though
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watching the first ten minutes of sex and the city and hearing every gigabrain “modern dating” take but said in ‘90s slang over a landline feels like discovering batteries in an ancient tomb and realizing civilization is older than previously thought
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thrilled to report that skinny jeans are finally out in europe. this is just like when we eradicated smallpox from the very last remote somalian village
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almost every show has a character who’s “not ready for a relationship” and fears commitment in an adolescent and unfounded way.
rachel on white lotus is one of the only examples on TV of what happens when you actually aren’t ready for a relationship and you commit to one anyway.
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if you like black coffee or straight liquor you’re larping. people who are honest with themselves like girly fruity drinks.
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i was like hours? i’m not in high school, i don’t have community service hours.
and thats when i realized every single other person there was on probation
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not only should you be allowed to bike on the sidewalk, it should be the only place you bike. a bike hitting a person is dramatically less bad than a car hitting a bike.
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one time during covid i signed up to volunteer and when i got there the vibes were super off & everyone was kinda standing around. so i started trying to clean up and they were like “honey you dont have to do that, just show up and get your hours”
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carrying a little spray bottle around SF to use every time I hear a tech bro say “first principles”
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Proud to announce our partnership with @PalantirTech.
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TIL the inventor of the EEG started studying neurology to understand “psychic phenomena” after his sister checked on him via telegram at the exact moment he had a near-death experience
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& by popular request we made it into a lil website, so you can see what ships are passing by your window, wherever u are :)
shipradar24.xyz/
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super interesting counterexample to “ChatGPT validated my psychosis” seen on Reddit — Claude successfully convinces in-denial domestic abuse victim to leave
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OUT: low-maintenance gf
IN: maintainable gf. TRL 9. easily transportable. rapidly deployable in austere environments.
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coffee shop in SF just saged the card reader when it wasn't working and I know I'm about to have the best chai latte of my life
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living in SF has taught me there is a hard upper limit on the number of times in my life i will ever do psychedelics
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bf in houston for the first time: “is all of this houston? are we still in houston? this is STILL houston?”
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so many great sci fi shows flop in season two because then you have to actually answer all the questions you asked in season one
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Martin Shkreli is hosting a 600 person space right now and people are asking him what shitcoins to buy
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has anyone ever successfully stopped grinding their teeth? yoga? jaw botox? hypnotism?
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me: “how could it possibly be legal to bring a tiger to a house party?”
bf (with confidence): “i looked into this for my fraternity once”
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I wish they put the people who did UI/UX for FAANG in charge of every sadistically opaque bureaucratic process the US government inflicts upon its citizenry
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sometimes i read r/badroommates
title: “be very careful who you let into your home”
second sentence: “it was my understanding that she was off the meth”
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last night in SF somebody asked me what the “thesis” of the halloween movie i picked was & it just about sent me packing back to los angeles
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thinking about the time i went to a performance art show in LA where the artist was supposed to sit in a glass box onstage for a full 72 hours as a commentary on the prison that is our minds, and 20 minutes in he got up and announced that he was going to In-N-Out
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the pronatalism leaving my body the microsecond i'm seated next to a crying toddler on a transcontinental flight
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In 2022, China built 1,794 oceangoing commercial ships.
South Korea built 734.
We built five.
h/t @_brianpotter @noahpinion
noahpinion.blog/p/why-cant-t…
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[8:30am bus friday morning]
me: aww you girls look so cute! are you going to outside lands?
girls: yes thank you!! where are you going!!
me: i’m going to work!
girls: that is so sad.
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I love people who are a little arrogant. People who see the best in themselves see the best in everyone around them.
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yeah i’ve heard this from creator friends who have been very successful on tiktok but unable to transfer to instagram. but idk if its harder to set up an enjoyable feed as a user
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she hasnt found her own career or her own voice. she doesn’t have her own friends. she gets absorbed into shane’s life and feels “like an appendage” to his stronger personality because she is. she’s the perfect archetype of the 20something girl who shouldn’t even have a boyfriend
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let us cook👀
Palantir 🤝 Flyby Robotics
The future is American-made massively powerful ML drones.
Excited to show the world what we’ve been working on with @PalantirTech at @scsp_ai
May 8th at 3pm in Washington, DC. We got passes for friends of Flyby if you want to come to @scsp_ai. DM!
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absolutely absurd that the objectively silliest dog breed is the one most closely related to the wolf
This is really cool. (If you are interested in dogs, animal behavior, dog genetics etc.) As discussed on @joeroganhq with @joerogan
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one time i subtweeted somebody on this website and they messaged my boyfriend on linkedin to complain
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every dollar earned is directly reinvested into the development of advanced AI-powered UAS for American defense & industry at @FlybyRobotics
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obsessively evangelizing the message that 50% of the country are misogynists is psychological warfare against young women on the order of victoria's secret in the 2010s
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this interaction was so much funnier to watch in person because he was like leaning over the table and obviously super intensely locked in to this pitch
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