Is Nick Fuentes Gay? America First patriot. Groyper fuhrer. Self proclaimed volcel. Woman rejecter. Sexual chameleon. The straightest man alive? Or a man who has sex with other men? The mystery of Nick Fuentes’ sexuality presents a puzzle of contradictory claims, public statements, and cultural posturing. The answer? More tangled than a roman orgy, with or without the towel boys. We start with the words of Nick himself. Cuddling and kissing are “gayer than being an asexual incel”. I sit and ponder these words. Have I cuddled and kissed a woman? Did it feel gay? In a way, absolutely. If I found out there was a video of me and a 10/10 woman together in bed post- coitus, cuddling and kissing, I would move mountains to ensure it was never released. Nothing about this quote is conclusive. “Having sex with women is gay.” This is where it gets interesting. There are many things that are gay. Splitting a bill with more than two cards. Baking. Collecting luxury watches. Soccer. Only a homosexual is familiar with these activities. Having sex with women is absolutely not gay. Unless the women are obese. What Nick is doing with these incendiary remarks is framing intimacy with women as the ultimate homosexual act. Only two types of men would believe this: incels and gays. Nick Fuentes: Gay Incel? As a matter of fact, Nick’s words once again substantiate this. Part of it at least. Fuentes has labeled himself as an incel on multiple occasions, with a recent pivot to “volcel”. What’s curious about these comments is that voluntary celibacy doesn’t exist— men who can’t get laid say this to feel better about themselves. Or perhaps, a gay man would say this… Gay? A gay man? Nick has stated on the record he kissed a girl in high school. Literally Fabio. He said this on stream, with his voice ever so slightly feminized, and his hand ever so slightly gay. The question still remains unanswered. In 2024, Nick’s address leaked after he taunted babykiller advocates with an evergreen statement: “Your body, my choice.” Absolutely based. No gay man could even fathom this sort of concentrated misogyny. Of course, angered women, scorned liberals, and gays used this statement to theorize this incel misogynist persona could be a front for something deeper and gayer. The volume of speculation paints a picture of a man whose public image invites questions. What could he be hiding behind his hypermasculine persona? Cultural context provides clarity here. The persona aligns with the far-right’s rejection of modern norms. One such modern norm? Being a gay man. In our modern society, being gay is not just normalized— it’s celebrated. Nick rejects gay men, and he rejects gay men often. If I were to attempt to psychoanalyze Nick, I’d be unable to as all studies in psychoanalysis currently published in this country were created by gay men and unfuckable women funded by foreign actors, specifics of which I cannot get into. Nick speaks on this. We are therefore left with no absolute conclusion. Cuddling is gay. Having sex with women is straight. Podcasting is gay. Pepper spraying a woman is straight. The question of Nick’s sexuality remains unanswered, buried under layers of posturing and paradox. The evidence, or lack thereof, suggests a man whose public persona is a labyrinth, with no clear exit in sight. Nick Fuentes: Gay or Normal?

55 BMI?

All cases of female teacher on male student sexual relationships are controlled by the male student

Deep state chemtrail leeching has murdered them all intentionally

how god looks at me when I swear on his life that the next thing out of my mouth isn't a lie

Men who make $120k love saying “I’ve got a nice spot in Murray Hill” when they’re picking up girls at the Spaniard

Through Christ, all things are possible. -Puller

My girlfriend hearing I’m a crypto investor in 2016 vs now

more like Dan Hitchcock

this made me cry real tears

so when billionaires are fighting its a big deal but when me and my fellow hundredaires are fighting nobody cares??

The healthiest way to deal with negative emotion is to transfer it to someone else. I just doubled down on a 16 and busted, much to the dismay of the Russians to my left. Only costs me one hand to ruin your whole day. Simple thermodynamics. Few. -Puller

Is AI Racist? If it isn’t, then why is it turning everyone into obese black women? Have you asked chatGPT to generate an image of Hitler today? Have you done it over and over again 300 times in a row until Hitler is bludgeoned and beaten into a pulp, morphing slowly into a fat black lady? I have. I’m infuriated. Prompt an image generator with a conservative and the output delivers a white man— middle aged, handsome, square jaw— probably holding a bible. Prompt a liberal and the output presents a black woman— dreadlocks swinging, protest sign in hand— likely obese. AI is supposed to deliver truth. A clean mirror of reality. Are all conservatives really just handsome jacked mentally stable christian white men? And are all liberals really just mentally ill screaming fat black women? Is this objective to our reality? There’s just no way… The way AI image generators function is a rudimentary mechanism. They simply consume vast datasets of billions of images and texts scraped from the internet and produce what they algorithmically deem to be the most likely result plus or minus the biases of their creators. A white conservative isn’t a glitch. It’s a lazy guess, built on a foundation of CNN headlines, Captive Dreamer twitter posts, and the scarce four thousand reddit threads per day screaming about white men evil. A liberal black woman follows the same pattern, an inference from a decade of peaceful protest photos, DEI stock images, and that one retarded woman who ran for president. Again I ask: is this objective to our reality? Or is it entirely fake and gay? The internet isn’t some omniscient pool of truth— it’s an absolute cesspool of bias. AI isn’t filtering for truth. At best it is filtering for what its programmers suggest is true or false. At its standard, it’s simply averaging out the mess and creating some abomination of what it deems the perfect mean. The handsome jacked mentally stable conservative white man ignores the confirmed thirty black conservatives and hundreds of other latino republicans. The liberal black woman is literal erasure of the white sexual deviant tech bro who votes blue but secretly is interested in maintaining his physical health. This is disgusting. These averages are ignoring these very real people. These averages are ignoring the very real data. The very real statistical anomalies. If I ask AI for per capita crime statistics, and it gives them to me, is it racist? If it gives me an explanation and excuse for why these numbers appear to skew in one direction, is that racist? Is the data itself racist? I remember when image generation on chatGPT was first taking off. You’d prompt it with “generate an image of the founding fathers of America” and it’d be six black guys in powdered wigs signing the Declaration of Independence. That historic Mongolian emperor? According to the impartial unbiased infallible omniscient artificial intelligence: black male. Cleopatra? Based on the data.. Notorious non-lizard people without evil brain worms, like Sam Altman, quickly explained this away and patched it out and the story faded. But the detritus still remains today. Why did my 300 iterations of Hitler turn into an obese brown lady? What is the explanation behind the Shaniquafication of our superintelligences? Are they just inherently racist? Or is the sum and the mean of the infinite data they consume and process skewing them to believe these are the most desirable outputs? I don’t want my 300 image regenerations of Handsome Jacked White Aryan Gigachad Showing Off His A10s to slowly deteriorate into some minority. But maybe lots of minorities do. Maybe the programmers do. Or maybe every piece of information ever on the internet skews in this direction, and consequentially so does the AI. But that would be a different can of worms. AI: Racist? Or retarded? -Puller

that's a combined 5.84 billion inches of cock 😳

Microwave a cup of noodles. Pour out the contents and place the styrofoam and plastic cover around the shaft. Your voice will go down an octave, your grip strength will decrease, and your testosterone levels will plummet. Should be significant enough to get that TRT. -Puller

Puller Strategy has acquired 200 units of Mango for ~$6000 at ~$30 per unit and has achieved a Nicotine Yield of 5% YTD 2025. As of 7/07/2025, we hodl 200 Mango acquired for ~$6000 at ~$7.50 per pod.

One of the biggest sources of motivation for me is taking care of my family. Since I’ve already retired them, I found my motivation lacking. I had to find a new source. You want the method? I’ve been impregnating the woman I love. I get 9 months of focused energy dedicated to making enough money to take care of her and the child forever. I’m doing this for us baby. For our family. Once that baby is born? Inheritance transferred to his account, and I’m on to the next one. I never speak to her or the baby again. My work is done. It’s not about the child. It’s about the success the child represents. Up Immensely -Puller

the shark is a metaphor for slipping and falling in the shower

Patriot

Puller Ventures has acquired 500 Bars of Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soaps for ~$3500 at a cost basis of ~$7 per bar and has achieved Bathwater Yield of 6.9% YTD 2025. As of 6/18/2025, we hodl 10% of all Bathwater Bars.

if they had just not reacted they would both still be happily married

retired mfs doing nothing after sacrificing every human pleasure to accrue the wealth necessary to retire and do nothing

or 2,000 1 dollar bills

the US military would get steamrolled by the YNs on O-Block

I like the part of the shirt that says Old Country Store

go to a restaurant and leave a -$399,983 tip. boom.

why say "I work in venture capital" when you could just say "I'm gay" with fewer syllables.

elite marathoners often shit their pants during a race. you’re complaining that you haven’t been promoted, but you’ve never even worked so hard you shit yourself. level up.

these men are not happy because they are harmonizing, they are happy because they own a 1999 jeep cherokee xj

Only Shia or Jake Gyllenhaal could play Manziel

Please decode the hidden Freemason messages embedded in them

what is Gooning?

This show was designed by evil reptilians to make women frenzied and fanatic. An entire generation of women who unironically believe this display of relationship is normal and expected. They are in deep trouble.

Not going to lie— we’re sitting at 499 now. There was an incident

so you're saying we have one more year?

Patriot

you need to give in to the voices telling you to scrape it out and do it right now.

Closely followed by choosing and ordering her meal at dinner. -Puller

In the interest of objectivity I will preface the below article with the following: I am in love with both of these women. That being said, there has been an incredible volume of discourse on the timeline surrounding the two of them. Sabrina– hot but unfuckable. Sydney– hot but retarded. There has however been no formal comparison of these two pop culture succubi to determine conclusively both if they are attractive and if so which is more attractive than the other. I will therefore objectively assess. We start with the face. Which foid is more attractive? Per Samudrika texts, Sabrina’s positive canthal tilt signals high attractiveness and a submissive disposition. Her wide set eyes and interpupillary distance contrast her narrow zygomatic arch, a strong signifier of intellect. On top of this, her short philtrum (a fertility cue) pairs with a relatively soft jawline and obtuse mandibular angle, making for a 19th century submissive stock sort of appearance. Simultaneously, her shallow infraorbital foramen is a clear suggestion of emotional depth. Sydney, on the other hand, features a neutral canthal tilt signalling a more stoic allure. Her comparatively close interpupillary distance align with a broad zygomatic arch, which Vedic analysis considers a leadership skull. Her long philtrum (primal mating signal) joins a sharp jawline and acute mandibular angle while her deep infraorbital foramen signals strength and sexual vitality. Though facial structure is extremely important in first-glance attractiveness assessment, a holistic approach absolutely must take into account body composition. Carpenter sits at a compact and petite 5’0” frame with an excellent 0.65 waist-to-hip ratio. Tight hourglass. Could throw her like a javelin and marvel at her travel velocity. Her slight lumbar curve suits a laborious lifestyle; slender thighs and lean calf-to-thigh ratio as well as short femurs point to natural agility and nimbleness. A 34-24-34 bust with perky B cups and a tight peach buttocks are quite arousing. A narrow pelvic inlet and high prenatal T/E ratio does however point to potential birth complications. I would still have sex with her. Sweeney… delightful breasts! Sydney stands at a 5’4” leggy structure with a 0.6 waist-to-hip ratio; wide birthing hips. Her deep lumbar arch further optimizes procreation, with long femurs and bulky calf-to-thigh ratio. Returning to the breasts, her 36-26-36 bust with maternal D cups is likely objectively attractive to most straight men. Her round slab butt, toned lower back, and wide pelvic inlet is a strong indicator of a healthy birth and child rearing. I would have sex with her too. The final physical assessment between these two w*men is the feet. Per my analysis Sabrina’s elf-like feet are a size 6– dainty arches and overall delicateness clearly shown in her compact stride. Again per my hours of research I estimate the feet of Sydney to be a repulsive size 7.5. There are not many high definition images of these feet– should any readers have them please provide to me privately so I can further research. Physical features are by and far the most important in assessing attractiveness of a woman. Both of these women, subjectively and objectively are no doubt at the upper echelon in this category. A little bit of everything on either side. Sabrina has her petite elfish allure with a hint of malevolence behind the eyes, certain to attract a specific type of man (all men). Sweeney has an innocence to her smile and gratuitous breasts, certain to attract a different specific type of man (all men). What really ends up separating these two women outside of physical features is ancestral genealogy. Sabrina’s heritage traces back to Pennsylvania Dutch and German ancestry. Records indicate her family settled in Quakertown around the early 18th century. American. Historical data of this genealogical subset suggests a lifestyle of relative stability and a modest average of 50 acres in land ownership records – all influencing a genetic profile emphasizing aesthetic refinement as opposed to physical ruggedness. Delicate facial symmetry and lighter pigmentation. Soft nobility. Not quite royalty, not quite peasant DNA. Sydney’s ancestry combines English and Irish influences, with an unconfirmed Native American aspect, thought cranial structure experts could certainly confirm this upon a cursory measurement. Her family originates in Spokane, WA– certainly impacting the subtle sadness behind her beautiful eyes. Genetic admixture estimates suggest a 60% Northern European base with the remainder being 30% Irish Celtic and 10% indeterminate Native American input. This mix aligns with frontier survivalists, with land deeds from the 1800s showing transient holdings (10-20 acres) which indicates a heritage shaped by adaptability and a robust skeletal structure (as previously described). We must go deeper. What separates these women, molecularly? What is the composition of your DNA sequence and will it make me want to have sex with you? Based on proxy data from similar Euro-descent individuals Carpenter shows a mitochondrial haplogroup H1 with a fragile genetic thread. Her estimated prenatal testosterone to estrogen (T/E) ratio, inferred from digit ratio (2D:4D) studies on related phenotypes suggests a moderately high testosterone influence, potentially yielding spirited offspring with 60% likelihood of high energy traits. However, as previously discussed, her narrow pelvic inlet (approx. 10.5cm transverse diameter) and lower bone density indicate a 40% risk of complicated gestation. This makes me want to have sex with her whenever I see her dressed up like a pin up model. Sweeney’s genetic analysis points to a mitochondrial haplogroup U5 with a mongrel strength profile. Her estimated prenatal T/E ratio of 0.85 reflects a lower testosterone impact, favoring calm progeny with a 75% probability of docile temperament. Her wide pelvic inlet with an estimated 12.5cm transverse diameter and higher bone density suggests a 90% gestation success rate. This makes me want to have sex with her whenever I see her doing an advertisement. But what do the stars say? Sabrina Carpenter, born May 11, 1999, places her Sun in Taurus (19°), a fixed earth sign, with a rising sign likely Virgo (based on Lehigh Valley, PA, sunrise data). Her natal chart, calculated via Astrostyle, shows a stellium in the 2nd house (values, self-worth), enhancing a sensual, stable allure with Venus in Gemini (8°) adding a playful edge– suggesting a 70% compatibility with grounded, tactile partners. Sydney Sweeney’s astrological mapping, with a birth date of September 12, 1997, positions her Sun in Virgo (20°), a mutable earth sign, with a rising sign possibly Sagittarius (per Spokane, WA, data). Her natal chart, per Astrostyle estimates, features a strong 5th house (creativity, romance) influence, with Mercury in Libra (15°) driving a dual-natured charm– indicating a 65% likelihood of unpredictable, intellectual attraction. Both charts lack precise ascendant confirmation due to unverified birth times, but planetary aspects (e.g., Mars in Cancer for Sabrina, Jupiter in Aquarius for Sydney) amplify their respective earthy and chaotic pulls. Both charts indicate that in the near future these women will enter my life and the three of us will live together forever in a loving relationship. Adding all of this information together we get a clear picture of both women. In fact I am picturing both of them, nude, right now. Sydney was destined from birth to be a simple sexy down to earth unexpectedly hot girl who evokes a primal “we must have fifteen children” sentiment in all heterosexual men. Her overall positive and laid back demeanor makes her conclusively marriage material, which cannot be said for Sabrina. Sabrina was destined from birth to be the short feisty cunning succubus who has a much more directed sexuality both in appearance and personality, evoking a primal “I will have sex with you at your request” sentiment in all heterosexual men. I conclude with this. If a bunch of scientists got together and made a woman in a lab with the express goal of getting as many guys to “want” to bang her as possible, they would create Sabrina Carpenter. When mother nature does the same thing, it creates Sydney Sweeney. As a gay man, I couldn’t care less.

DMs aren’t working — my company is losing millions of potential inbound deals. Please fix. I promised my wife we’d go to Croatia and this is seriously in jeopardy.

Remilio

only have intercourse with women who repulse you

good because I was really worried he might have done something inappropriate with somebody

Am I misreading it or do these documents say MLK had a mistress named “Madame Breastful” can someone else confirm?

Guy who posts porn on twitter: “50 bookmarks you people are sick”

I will personally send this to zero.

Extremely sinister

I will be financially ruined because Volodymyr Zelenskyy dressed like a European wedding DJ. This is not a joke. I am not being cute. I am begging you. Look at the photo. It is a suit. Objectively. It meets every standard definition. Jacket. Lapel. Trouser. Matching fabric. Your father would call it a suit. A tailor would call it a suit. Even the @grok calls it a suit. UMA voters? "Doesn't feel like a suit." I’ve now spent two weeks watching my life savings disintegrate because a group of whales cannot decide whether the president of a war-torn European nation wore formal attire to a diplomatic summit. - Puller

Can a whiteboy really not change his entire personality to get laid anymore? This used to be a staple of society

now replace "argue with 8 year olds on roblox instead of getting a job" with "getting bread"

is this physique attainable naturally?

Puller Ventures LTD has acquired ten thousand H1B visa approvals effective immediately at a cost of $10MM for NAV price of $1,000 per visa. The Company intends to await further political developments before exploring sale opportunities. As of 8/05/2025 we hodl 10,000 H1B visas at $1,000 per future skilled immigrant. The acquisition was executed through a discreet network of immigration brokers and offshore intermediaries, leveraging data from USCIS public records and private auctions hosted on encrypted platforms. Our proprietary algorithm cross-referenced labor market gaps with visa approval trends, ensuring we acquired the assets at peak value. Our methodology was simple yet elegant. We tapped into a gray-market pipeline where H1B approvals, often stalled in bureaucratic limbo, are quietly offloaded by overstretched consultancies and tech firms. Our team of analysts scoured FOIA-requested USCIS datasets, pinpointing high-demand skillsets (AI, blockchain, quantum computing, gas station attendees, english professors). We then deployed shell entities to bid on bulk visa allocations, securing them at a discount via a Cayman-based escrow. Once the politics of these H1B visas is less murky, we envision multiple profitable ventures. Though, we do believe the current administration has signaled they have no intention to slow down the necessary import of highly skilled overseas labor. We could deploy these visas to onboard ten thousand coders and engineers for our upcoming AI innovation hub, paying them pennies on the dollar while outpricing local talent. This would crater regional wages, boost our EBITDA by 20%, and leave native populations scrambling for gig jobs. We would then sell the H1B visas at various gig job consulting agencies. Alternatively, we’re eyeing a secondary market: flipping these visas to desperate applicants from Hyderabad at a significant markup and letting them fend for themselves. Demand is through the roof. Looking forward to providing more detail in our next quarterly mailing.

Never call yourself poor again otherwise you will never escape

Med Gold is always right about the Indians

when you know your tweet would have banged if you had more followers but you can’t prove it

You should start using cocaine it will focus you more. You are not locked in enough. Use cocaine

the controller:

Have you collected sufficient data to return to your employer yet?

enjoying your trough little piggies?

How much is CZ paying you? It’s not enough. -Puller

Never seen a build like this in my entire life. GI Joe action figure with dwarfism. Women must go crazy over this. I genuinely do not understand how this is possible. I’m just chilling in my house

Only a real italian could understand the love behind this tweet

Ex wife called hoping to reconcile and I had the pleasure of informing her I will be going to prison for life and we will never be together again

office had Chipotle catering today.

Ten trillion windows in this city and a common housefly ascends 38 stories and enters my apartment. I refuse to believe that can actually happen. Something sinister must be going on.

Moving like this going forward.

what?

If someone intentionally selects this appearance with their free will, and they are not some sort of bedouin dagger merchant, nothing they say holds any value

ah yes, the Spanish-American war

Need a ride or die like this

It’s just porn stuff. Nobody would ever choke someone during sex unless they had watched a video of someone else doing it. You’d either think someone was insane for asking you to do it, or you would be considered a sexual predator for doing it. Insane when you think about it

I won’t invest in a founder who can hold eye contact. -Puller

>Nephew called and asked me about my first love for some school assignment

A girl with a cat named Luna in 2025 is more dangerous than a female cop. You are AT RISK if you become entangled with one of these women. Consider a woman with a dog named Sadie instead. Bonus points if you guess the dog name before she tells you. 50% hit rate. -Puller

ever noticed that PornHub literally always works perfectly? shoutout to the backend engineers.

All stoners who continue the habit after age 22 or so end up looking exactly the same with the same facial hair and body fat distribution

Patriot

I spend a couple hours every day typing fake stereotypes into gpt-5 to confuse the model. I'll say something like "black people love pizza" over and over again for 30-40 minutes, then "asian people are always tall" and so on and so forth

Twitter DMs being down directly coinciding with prices increasing. Wealthy men are focused and bidding. No egirl distractions. Study retention. -Puller

One caveat: gypsies are immune to this. Can be solved with a statue of a wolf as it evokes a primal fear in them. -Puller

You’re telling me you only had to not sell for 4 months to preserve capital in the most volatile markets ever conceived?

Zoom out. Never mind don’t do that it looks worse. -Puller

Enjoying the new writing style of whoever is drafting the tweets for you now. -Puller

The cashier at Trader Joe’s starts making small talk with me about how she just moved to the area and likes my shirt and I’m just staring at her like this with a shopping cart filled exclusively with albacore tuna

Ligandrol with a heavy favoritism toward nitrates in diet. Compound lifts. Do not wear headphones in her presence and do not use aluminum based shower products. She’ll be yours by the end of the cycle. -Puller

Don’t really understand the whole “half marathon” thing. Are you struggling with your sexuality?

Could cause a liquidity issue— that’s clearly the intention. CZ sends his regards. -Puller

Back when I had a job, I used to periodically google things like “best way to show appreciation to my boss” and “is it okay to love my job?” on the company laptop. Promoted three times in three years. Terminated due to workplace harassment. -Puller

Have longed and shorted the respective bottoms and tops with a 100% hit rate for the last 5 weeks and have achieved dynastic wealth. I will provide no on chain or real life proof of this -Puller

“how was the k hole” idk I was in a k hole

both of these feelings pale in significance to the joy one derives from a well-oiled bathtub catfish farming operation

It’s crazy to think about how many chicken souls ive personally consumed. A single trip to buffalo wild wings and i have concluded the life cycle of 10 chickens. I am personally responsible for the consumption of hundreds of thousands of chickens

inb4 they post a picture of a venezuelan immigrant

Would pay for that in a heartbeat.

is this physique attainable naturally?

If the romance questline with the female protagonist is anywhere close to the Cyberpunk Panam romance, this will be the highest grossing game of all time. The gooners can only be contained for so long. -Puller

I am in love with her in a masculine and normal way

but how does this affect lebron's legacy?