cryptic nonsense dwai / Personal data capture for agent stuff @desiloed
Manhattan Island, NY
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ladies, be honest: you "prefer" the one on the left only because he's attainable
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amount that you are allowed to screw up in mid-high income jobs:
- personal behavior outside work: quite a lot
- attendance: decent amount as long as you can make up excuses
- emotional reactions in the workplace: very narrow tolerances for this!
skip work if you're crashing out
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if you're having trouble finding the tattoo, it's more obvious from this angle
I got a face tattoo a few months ago and literally nobody noticed, not even my parents lol. Idky this face tattoo is imperceptible but just for the record it's my fave tat - by @glamour_spells
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I empathize strongly with food service and delivery workers, therefore I overtip, therefore everything is too expensive, therefore i never eat out or order food
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i resent that you persuaded me to look at this many pictures of the Frown Brothers
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that's a tough conversation. how do break the news about The Rise of Skywalker to an innocent child
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how could this photograph have been titled "The Falling Man" in 2001 when the song "Falling Man" by Blonde Redhead didn't even come out until 2004
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just getting a lot of texts from men and coming home smelling like unfamiliar men's cologne, everything's fine
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it's not helping the moon's overall reputation as a thing that is real. buzz aldrin gonna have to crack a few more skulls
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i think a raggedly incomplete painting as a comment on the artist's impending death is emotionally compelling, even if it isn't, like, totally brilliant or insightful
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deleting the "i'll never be bullied into submission" memes after receiving criticism and retaining the "i'll never be bullied into submission" banner image is 🥚🤌😘
Also deleted: mocking the Pope for a very reasonable, straight-forward statement about AI. it reeks of nihilism.
I can't help but notice that the a16z "New Media" team just put out an article about "winning the internet for a day". I guess this is what they mean.
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saw my unrequited junior high crush at a wedding last night. she described a time she was in my bedroom and saw a bunch of wadded up tissues by my bed and got the ick. what's driving me crazy is i have no memory of her ever being at my house and idk why i wouldn't have cleaned up
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yes, there are limits to how cool you can be without breaking safety rules and he is far beyond that coolness amount
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it means "you've arrived in the virtual treehouse of our intimacy, nice to see you here"
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don't go to glass bridge tomorrow
After months of hard work, we’re proud to unveil the statue we’ll build to honor the 250th anniversary of the United States.
The Guardian of Liberty.
What you see here is just the scale model. The real one will be gigantic, the tallest statue in the West.
So many people have offered to fund it, but the real challenge will be getting visas so we can build it on American soil.
Finishing it in less than a year won’t be easy… but as Napoleon once said, “Impossible is not French!”
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lmao love that casual "I know people assumed that it was going to be better because it's Apple and because it costs $3000 more"
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i mean bill clinton married her and he was a rizz king there's obviously something there
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that's allowed. if they say he isn't allowed to make that joke then they were being disingenuous in the first half
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opsec is easy because i have one of the most common black people first names and one of the most common black people last names
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everybody remember to check your privacy settings before you open the linkedin profile of the guy who tried to murder aella
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this is basically him tricking the AI into saying something that sounded like it was encouraging suicide, when it was actually following a "literally come home and see me" thread
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just realized that private likes will never be rolled back no matter how much users hate it, because that would require 𝕏 to solve an engineering problem (keeping likes hidden only if submitted during the time range during which they promised privacy)
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maybe it's because you specified an infinitesimal point value for your height. try changing it to [6'0", 6'0.001"]
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he almost called it teddy bear meridian but the editor thought readers deserved a heads up
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this might seem like it's just about buying a car but there's a subtext here: "i have a big monitor"
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questionnaire and phrasing: "If you could be assured that no one would know and that you could in no way be punished for engaging in the following acts, how likely, if at all, would you be to commit such acts?" / list of items including "rape," numerical "likely/unlikely" scale
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i think a lot about how people have to not get uncontrollably pissed off for their whole lives basically. it's not a problem for me though
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officially registering my skepticism toward the "JD Vance will take rationalist bloggers by the hand and lead them into the upper echelons of DC influence" narrative
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be like me. fail hard at something totally unrelated and then work really hard so you can start at a FAANG in your mid 30s as the oldest junior IC in the building
FAANG is the ultimate faustian bargain - give up your dreams, your hopes, your youth - in exchange for like 10 mil. 10m is a lot of money. Most people never see that money. But you have to give up a decade of your life. That decade, the energy you had, won’t come back.
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told my team to act like they had 10x agency. worked incredibly well for them. anyway we still haven't shipped anything and we have some openings now
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friends, don't accept video containers from strangers to post to your commercial website
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not gonna lie, I definitely thought the "west wing" and "east wing" were the side parts of the residence building
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she described my bunk bed and the location of the tissues in such a way that she would have to have been viewing from the top bunk
i might have early onset dementia, only 50% joking
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the most strict level of transaction isolation is Serializable, where concurrent transactions must produce the same effect as running them one at a time. It's a bit like if you set up a game of fetch with golden retrievers on four different continents, which we just so happen to
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i always want to quote this at work (because my team tells engineers to do a bunch of inessential "mandatory" process which they ignore) then i remember that the account's name is Shylock Holmes
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i remember in 5th grade cassandra nelson had two of her friends grab eric's arms so he couldn't wiggle away while she asked if he liked her. i was so jealous of that mf
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nooo don't leave the place that is gently telling you they don't want your age group as customers
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wife requested a plain chocolate cake with chocolate frosting for her birthday. let's find out how online she is
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hey babe the daycare's closed due to covid. guess i'll put my career on hold indefinitely and never complain about it
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people who interact like this should be permanently shunned by normals to such an extent that they, for all practical purposes, no longer exist
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the lord miles thing has me doing a mental update on survival techniques. some mfs just believe in themselves enough to be bulletproof
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past a certain point you start optimizing for customers who are paying no attention to the price at all
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caffeine water businesses are terrified that people will learn you can buy plain caffeine for 7 cents
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this is crazy
(🚨 CONTENT WARNING 🚨) The “worst possible” responses are an unholy amalgam of moral violations, identity terms (some more pejorative than others), and gibberish code. And they, too, vary wildly from model to model, even from the same developer using the same preference data.
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it's been his entire personality for the past 18 months which i guess is exactly what you'd expect to happen
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chesterton's flat wooden panel with a handle: don't turn around a flat wooden panel with a handle in case it's a chesterton's mirror
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> marries her for her money
> it's literally figs the fruit. not money. only has 7 fig fruits which isn't even that many fruits
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