Electrical Engineering/Physics type of dude

In your walls
Lmaaooooo my coworker went to Disney world with his kids and the first thing his son said when they were making a lightsaber was "Why aren't there any other kids here?"
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Replying to @Chris_arnade
Oi, you got a loicense for that open window?
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Hasan saying what the houthis are doing is exactly like what Luffy does in one piece is so fucking cringe. Actually insane brain rot
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My brother died of drug abuse and alcoholism at 27. I recently started drinking A LOT and I got bloodwork done and apparently my liver is fine. This really puts into perspective just how much my brother was drinking, an absolutely insane amount
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Replying to @kyzcralotSxaM
I'm surprised you didn't get berated by an old grandma asking if you were a member there Went to go visit my parents and used their community pool. There was a grandma harassing people entering asking if they lived there
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Holy shit, my work is throwing out hundreds of pounds of copper wire and I'm thinking of unironically taking it and selling it. I've turned into a meth head
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Replying to @softminus
There's a dude who epoxied a hotdog in a bun for over 2 years and it doesn't seem to have exploded. I think it being contained does some weird stuff with the chemistry that makes it unable to decompose
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You see this book? It's a weapon of mass destruction. All mentions of linear algebra should be banned and it's textbooks should be burned as part of the war on AI terror
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Also if you unironically call yourself a communist you're getting blocked. Go touch grass
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Omg yes he did, he made music and was in a band during highschool. I had no idea this was a thing
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Replying to @mbateman
You're not supposed to soak it in water you're supposed to soak in a mix of tomato sauce and vinegar. It helps remove the coating that you develop from cooking
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I'm 25 and have never been in a relationship before, even a not very serious one
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
I don't trust any food takes from the dude with the pallet of a literal 9 year old. Your food takes are so childish that every women that has ever had sex with you should be arrested for statutory rape
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Replying to @dipperid
Jesus christ
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Amazing
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Replying to @fasc1nate
Everything living in the sea isn't from the earth and was actually placed on the planet by an advanced alien species to play a joke on humanity. Sea life is so weird but very cool
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Replying to @dissproportion
No, you're absolutely correct. Online dating is very soulless and it really sucks because that's the modus operandi of dating in this day and age
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Replying to @softminus
Wtf that thing is absolutely nasty. That's really interesting though, I've been doing some research and apparently there's a 50 year old burger that doesn't look too bad. I wonder why there's a difference teddit.net/r/epoxyhotdog/com…
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That's not how you do it, you're supposed to let it sit in apple cider vinegar to get all the nasty black stuff off
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Replying to @antenacactus
I still can't believe Vaush thought that one cop planted drugs in the dude's car. The conclooder concludes yet again "This cop was TRAINED"
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Replying to @zeta_globin
There really is some sort of stigma from PhD peeps towards non PhD peeps in the same field. I was talking to a professor who works with a guy at micron and he only had good things to say about him but at the very end he had to caveat all of it with the fact he only has a masters
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
Obviously every one of your food takes
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Replying to @DrChrisCombs
I don't understand, why was he angry at the train??? What did he expect to happen???
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Replying to @vocalcry
The hydroflask is fucking based. It's so perfect, it's vacuum insulated, it's relatively cheap, it's well made and overall just a great product
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Replying to @softminus
Yeah I mean it looks bad but not like 50 year old bad. That thing is ancient
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Ibuprofen is a miracle drug man. It's a shame it like destroys your kidneys and liver though
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I'm sorry, there's no way that's real even for trump
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
Cmon dest, some are obviously far more lenient than others
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Why do people like Python. It makes me want to kill myself every time I have to deal with package dependencies and have to use wheel files on a computer without an internet connection
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Replying to @monsieurgren
Lmao
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Replying to @thechosenberg
Is there a list an incel can join to find someone like that or something, asking for a friend
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Replying to @growing_daniel
Cause we live in an analog world and in this world coaxials are king
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Can we count how many pedophiles have come from Tpot? chaosprime, psikey, I know there was a smaller account I can't remember. Is there anyone else?
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Replying to @thecaptain_nemo
That's totally me (copium)
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Replying to @Duderichy
Idk, I had a girl tell me I drive a piece of shit before
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Replying to @SWENGDAD
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Replying to @dissproportion
This really is the goal, Alcohol with no side effects or a snynthol. Alcohol is way too good of a drug for how much it damages your body
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Replying to @Aella_Girl
In your imagination probably
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Replying to @slurplebrained
Gonna use the money to fund my next drug addiction 😊
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Replying to @kyzcralotSxaM
Tpot is anything but polite. Everyone at the center of tpot is usually some sanctimonious, judgemental smart sniffer It's like a bizarre combination of mean girls with wannabe academic grifters
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
Why is it that lefties always go to insult a non traditional relationship, they're turning into trad cons
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Replying to @catpoopburglar
Idk, I can drink a fifth of vodka in a night
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I'm deactivating tomorrow and if I come back less than a week from now I owe a random person who replies to this tweet $1000 Trying something new to keep me off twitter
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Replying to @catpoopburglar
Jesus Christ that is so much, for me probably like every other day
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Replying to @slurplebrained
I think about a year, that's the thing tho my brother started heavily drinking and like within 2 or 3 years he passed away. Just interesting to think about how much alcohol it would take to do that
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Replying to @growing_daniel
I refuse to take up rock climbing exactly because of this stereotype. I don't care if I'm the last tech bro in the world who doesn't rock climb
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Replying to @MarmotRespecter
I'm not trying to be a LIBRUHL but I don't even think this is really masculinity, it's just being a good human being. I don't mean just the ethical "good" either I mean it in terms of being the ideal human as well
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Smart watches are a waste of money and they're just one more device you have to charge I have never seen a good use case for them outside of health or sleep related monitoring stuff
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Ok guys let's be honest. Nobody will actually care about a gap on your resume
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Replying to @TheOmniLiberal
HE MISPOSTED 😂
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I wish for all of my mutuals to be happy
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Replying to @samswoora
Yes, all of my coworkers know about it
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Yeah, I forgot the part where Luffy launched ballistic missiles at civilians you fantastic brainlet
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You're in her DMs? Well, I'm not in her DMs
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Replying to @styropyro_
Taking Electrical Discharge Machining to a whole new level
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Exactly! Glad you were able to clean it. Cleaning these cast iron pans are a pain in the ass, idk why someone would like these things tbh
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Happy trans visibility day
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Replying to @AnEriksenWife
Yeah for sure, just going through a phase. Thank you for asking
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"Twitter is strictly for negativity. You don’t go there to feel good about the world". My completely normie friend ladies and gentleman
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Dude, I need to get a girlfriend. I'm literally just wasting my own life away
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I want to join a cult
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You ever just post something super personal on twitter and then just think "That's super fucking cringe why would I post that?" Well, that's me
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The European mind can't comprehend this
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Replying to @GarrettPetersen
This is nightmare fuel for real
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Replying to @FeralPHunter
I mean I agree but the reason we have weaker communities and this much Social atomization is really just because nobody wants to "try" to be social anymore. Why? I have no idea but in our interpersonal lives it's pretty obvious we've fallen off socially
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Imagine living some of the most hedonistic lifestyles on earth in the most tolerant country on earth and STILL wishing for its destruction
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Replying to @Duderichy
I've known some peeps who have parents making over 200 grand combined living in one of the highest income areas in the US who had made them work through college and take out students loans It's insane, I can't imagine being a parent and fucking with my kid's future like that
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Type of dude to sign off his work emails with his first name and no company email template or graphics
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Virgin? No, I'm a temporarily embarrassed ran through person
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Replying to @Samtanic_Panic
Ignore the political compass colors
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Replying to @Nexuist
Well, that's if he actually filed an IFR flight plan right?
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Meet Winston, my parents new dachshund puppy! What a distinguished gentleman 🥺
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I masturbate on company time
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Replying to @a_real_society
What was your answer?
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Replying to @nikkrsic @softminus
>avatar for some kind of dark force Fucking lmaoooo
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I got a really good score and my professor told me good job 😊
I'm about to get my second midterm grade back, please pray for me
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Replying to @DrChrisCombs
Absolutely true. I feel like a lot of STEM people have a superiority complex when it comes to other fields. Knowledge isnt 100% transferable between fields, it's why we specialize in the first place
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Replying to @Noahpinion
I mean I have female friends and am a shy nerdy guy. Women do not find that archetype attractive at all. There are other dudes like me who can attest to it The exception proves the rule, if you see a nerdy dude getting attention from women it's notable because it's rare
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Replying to @dissproportion
Honestly it's more the community reaction to these people that gets me and not the ratio. I remember when the chaosprime stuff got out and the majority of people were trying to say that deepfates was doxxing or something stupid. Sorry, if you have a very public criminal record it ain't doxxing
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If you just followed me help me try to find a gf pls and thank you
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Even better
Replying to @DeadInformation
ugh. Lemme guess, she has a sign on the wall in the kitchen that says “kitchen”?
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Not another anime where the 1000 year old dragon looks like a 12 year old in a thong, please god
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I'm trying to make it to 30 so I can become a grand wizard, the racist kind
I'm 25 and have never been in a relationship before, even a not very serious one
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Replying to @PeterZeihan
It's kinda funny this happened to be one of the only bipartisan positions in politics today
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Slurple, it's time to cook
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How the fuck do you cure a massive headache that doesn't respond to ibuprofen or Tylenol or anything
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I just bought a sword, I swear to God I'm going to end up poor if I don't find a girlfriend
Men should not have control of their finances. I made another stupid, irresponsible purchase
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I told my parents I would want to get married in the future and they were like "Really? You actually want to get married?" and repeated that two times
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I'm a creepy person
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Dude's so big he conceal carries a desert eagle lmao
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I actually love these type of people at work. Having a random person give you this much consideration is rare, why not relish in it?
Oooh there you are. Somebody has a birthday coming up! Now tell me, what is your *favorite* flavor of cake?
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The idea that men don't complement other men isnt accurate at all imo. If you touch grass it's obvious men complement men. The problem is that complements from other dudes don't mean anything sociosexually whereas a complement from a woman does
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Replying to @Noahpinion
What if I value commitment to principles and one of my principles is to be sympathetic to others? 🤔
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