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The only way to gain the respect of the Japanese is through ritual combat, or drifting late model vehicles down windy hillside roads.
Source: I have watched anime.
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Haven’t you heard? That stuff is gay, and the first step to getting trapped in the matrix.
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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Most beard enjoyers have weak chins or pudgy cheeks. They aren’t alpha enough for bald face.
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One thing that Tesla does is implement a program where the CEO impregnates half the c-suite.
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I wonder how much MSNBC was paid to give her airtime by a recently discontinued funding stream 🤔
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“THIS IS KAMALA COUNTRY!”, he screamed, while wiping his gelatinous ass cheeks on Pericles’ Cybertruck.
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🧠 💪 many people don’t know this, but Pericles is not only my attorney, he’s my nutritionist.
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Tate’s followers trying to figure out how to buy $zapcat
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Remember this scene where Kevin feeds the intruder seed oils and then exposes him to sunlight for 30 seconds causing his skin to burn and blister?
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She wants her sister-in-law deported, she’s just saying that to not upset the brother. Typical elite people behavior. @lordwilmehr taught me about it.
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This is @ElectionLegal’s dog
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When you owe 500 billion, wear a suit
When you’re worth 500 billion, wear whatever you want
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Bwahahah. @lordwilmehr is going to be so triggered. Good work, Molson!
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