Insulin

This is ridiculous. Biden isn’t stumbling, he’s doing what the Fremen call a sandwalk. It’s a specific technique involving irregular steps which are meant to mimic natural, random movements to throw off the sandworms. 9/10 technique.

We’re evolving

This guy is single handedly solving the shrinkflation issue

Community Notes just put this company out of business.

Just raw-dogged an entire work shift. No calls. No emails. No Zooms. No lunch. No water. No work completed. Just 8 hours of scrolling on X.

Dad is heated

My photo Me on a on Teams Teams call

Product idea: Add nicotine to this

The AMC worker after I ordered the Dune popcorn bucket with extra butter and no popcorn

“Drop the Mc. Just Donald’s. It’s cleaner.”

What’s the counter argument to RFK’s point here?

Me liking every tweet about the CEO and head of HR affair

I think it’s time for both sides of the political spectrum to meet in the middle and collectively agree that this is hilarious

Me, absolutely hammered, at the work Xmas party

Jesus, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

“How did we fumble remote work so badly?” <I whisper to myself as I pull a perfectly roasted chicken out of the oven at noon on a Tuesday>

“Take me somewhere expensive.”

This is the funniest video I’ve seen all year and it isn’t even close 😭

It’s wild how many golf courses we could build if we tore down more houses

When you Google “Do I have Alzheimer’s?” and the links are already purple

My HOA is gonna LOVE this

Boomers selling their house they never updated for 30 years “as is” for 800% more than they bought it for

I should never have to do another mandatory HR training again after this bullshit

Wow, the first non-profit to IPO. Love that for capitalism.

The high school kid working the Wendy’s drive thru trying to figure out what to charge a family of 4 during rush hour

ESG investing in 2022

This is my quant

Preview of the Cybertruck’s autopilot

Bro is doing technical analysis

💀 💀 💀

Hey babe, don’t pay off the credit cards for the next few months, we need to drop our credit score to unlock this discount

Best site on the planet. I love it here.

Bullish for next month’s jobs report

Throwback

When the President talks up Pfizer and Ford and your calls are about to print tomorrow

I’d like to personally apologize to the guy we all accused of eating the bat

Remote workers at 8:58 am before a 9am Teams meeting

GameStop should buy Melvin Capital

Boss: You were late this morning Me, with 0.000042069 BTC: watch your mouth

If Twitter was a sport

Dude had a stroke and became a Republican

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who may be forced to sell their summer house in the Hamptons.

gross profit vs net income

You are sheltering a pet squirrel and raccoon are you not?

Dad what were the memes like when Scottie Scheffler got arrested?

“We did it Joe! We crashed the market!”

If you think this was staged then you are a fucking idiot

When you solve a problem at work and everyone praises you but nobody knows you also caused the problem

Bryan Johnson’s night time erection lasted longer than the trade war with Mexico

Imagine showing this to someone in 2019

Bill Ackman ready to accept the Trump victory

BREAKING: TENSIONS ESCALATE AFTER RUSSIA SENDS UKRAINE A CALENDLY LINK FOR INVASION

$TSLA +43% since this video dropped

You’re only 9 blackjack hands away from generational wealth

🥲

What the fuck

Oh no! The brands stopped posting! What will we do?!?!?

I will never sleep at another hotel for as long as I live

Make coffee at home they said. You’ll save a bunch of money and retire early they said.

Me if there was an award for breaking down my wife’s Amazon boxes every week

Perfect music selection nitter.app/TinInvestor/status/171…

Ivy League schools Ivy League when someone schools when calls for the someone uses genocide of the wrong Jews. pronoun.

Top 10 Charlie Munger quotes: 1. "Spend each day trying to be a little wiser than you were when you woke up." 2. "The best thing a human being can do is to help another human being know more." 3. "It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent." 4. "In my whole life, I have known no wise people who didn't read all the time — none, zero." 5. "I never allow myself to have an opinion on anything that I don't know the other side's argument better than they do." 6. "The big money is not in the buying and selling, but in the waiting." 7. "You don't have to be brilliant, only a little bit wiser than the other guys, on average, for a long, long time." 8. "The first rule is that you can't really know anything if you just remember isolated facts and try and bang 'em back." 9. "There are worse situations than drowning in cash and sitting, sitting, sitting." 10. "The game of life is the game of everlasting learning. At least it is if you want to win." These quotes reflect Munger's emphasis on continuous learning, rational decision-making, and a long-term perspective in investing and life. R.I.P. king 👑

We love the 4-monitor setup. Thank you Mr. Dell.

Jayden, 22, a first-year analyst in Goldman Sachs IB division, heads home at 3 a.m. after declining our request for a sit down interview to discuss his working conditions there.

I hate everyone

Bitcoin returns by President: Obama +1,820,865% Trump +3,929% Biden -11%

No one: CNN:

If you bought $1000 worth of XRP in January it would now be worth $79. If you bought $1000 worth of Bud Light in January, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for a nickel deposit, you would have $79.

Damn, prison looks chill AF

Billion dollar idea: A non-stick pan that doesn’t cause cancer.

Me every Friday after the market closes

Guy who owns a shit ton of Beanie Babies: the United States needs a federal Beanie Babies reserve

Stocks vs the economy

Elon ratioed the President

BREAKING: SBF ANNOUNCES NEW $250M SERIES A BAIL FUND LED BY KEVIN O’LEARY

Crypto died today. I don't see how it recovers from this. Generational wealth evaporated. Trust evaporated.

You are not serious people

YouTube is amazing. I got an error on my 8 year old LG washing machine. I looked up the error code in the online manual. There were a few potential troubleshooting pages but it wasn’t very clear what the fix was. I skimmed through over 100 pages. I got on YouTube and watched 3 short 5-10 min videos of repairs specifically for this error code that appeared pretty easy if you had the proper tools, which I did. I called LG as I had a 10-year parts warranty and they said they were still gonna charge $350 (+ tax) flat fee for the fix and $125 for diagnosis of the problem. Which at that point is basically half the cost of a new washer. I then went back and researched the parts that were needed for one of the potential fixes for my error code. The cheapest part was this $10 sensor that you could pick up on Amazon. I bought it. Once I received the part I unhooked the rotor and stator assembly and replaced the hall sensor in less than an hour and hooked everything back up. It’s been running perfect ever since. So my potential $400+ repair on a washer only cost me $10 and a little bit of time. Plus I learned some new things watching the videos. YouTube videos for fixes like this really change the entire game. They give people the courage to try new things and learn new skills by watching how easy it is from others making videos about it. Some of that knowledge would have never existed or been accessible or learned if not for people posting on YouTube. Idk I thought it was kind cool anyway this edible is starting to kick in

POV: HR and your supervisor are about to lay you off on a Zoom meeting

“Trading is a job with low stress and you get to work from home.” -Harold (28 years old)

“Take me somewhere expensive.”

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who may be forced to sell their summer house in the Hamptons.

Hear me out: We bundle them all together, offer a discounted price, and call it cable.

Like $72T is any different than $36T. Get real.

I’m leaving Twitter I’m moving to if Elon Musk Canada if buys it. Trump wins. 🤝

Me after buying the dip for the 17th time this week

Alright fellas which hedge fund are we gonna put out of business today?

Men when they have a stomach ache

These guys were a zero interest rate phenomenon.

I’ll never forget this headline

BREAKING: IN A LAST MINUTE EFFORT, BIDEN PARDONS TIM COOK FOR HIS ROLE IN THE 2014 “U2 INCIDENT” WHERE EVERY ITUNES USER GOT AN ALBUM THEY NEVER ASKED FOR AND COULDN’T DELETE.

Men really think it's okay to live like this