“MATERIAL GWORL!” I screamed as the flight attendant directed me to my seat in first class
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"Y'all mind if I praise God?" TAKE OFF FAM nitter.app/subtweetshawn/status/7…
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Bruh...being a good dad looks so dope nitter.app/DubOnDaBeatz/status/75…
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A 24 yr old frat bro of mine just passed from COVID-19
Guys, this bitch ain’t discriminating. Do your best to protect yourselves and (ultimately) the people around you
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I’ve had entire plates of soul food in the movies. Them folk do not care bout nun of that
They just making sure you ain’t bout to shoot up the place
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I walk in a woman spot and she got a PokéPenis, I’m immediately calling the Department of Homeland Security
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“Wouldn’t the texts be gray”
“The boxes are blue”
Folks, my boy sent me the screenshots. I’m just sharing them witchall
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Dunno, but make it sound like the fairly odd parents intro.
Obtuse. Rubber goose. Green moose. Guava juice.
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Rich people’s kids are not inherently more talented than your kids
They just have parents with the resources to pour into their talents.
Crazy what we can do when the household isn’t constantly in survival mode
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Imagine, for a moment, Osama Bin Laden & Ted Bundy fused together…
Now let that combined person draw really well.
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The Rock mouthing “Kaneanites?” The same time Jerry the King says it drives this clips comedy up like 10x
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Imagine it being ya first Olympics and you leave cuz you ain’t know bout the Orgy
Now you gotta work hard as shit for four years just to make it back for Olympigasm
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Need to cleanse the TL
Lift everybody spirits rl quick nitter.app/theerkj/status/1333430…
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Let me clarify —
He is a brother in my fraternity whom I didn’t personally know.
However, he’s still a brother and still a young man whose life is cut tragically short
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Nah, not a buzzkill at all cuz my heart rate started to spike.
People gotta stop playing bout folks passing
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This misinformation?! Where’s the community note sayin this misinformation?!
You deadass rn my nigga? Cuz 🤯
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And Whis ass over there smiling egging this shit on
Poor Broly. He just strong and autistic. He ain’t do nothing wrong
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The way I damn near had a seizure at this part nitter.app/yungoks/status/1335616…
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Couple posted these fits cuz they were going to some event
Whole TL came out roasting them for lookin like slaves with
“Three-Fifths Mafia” being one of the bangers that night
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All he had to do was give his mum a bag of hot Cheetos and she woulda been OUTTA HERE like 20yrs ago
Man ain’t go no dawg in him
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The original text more closely translates to Though shalt not lie with a child as with a woman. It is an abomination.
It was changed RELATIVELY RECENTLY (wonder why) at a specific convention of church leaders
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Black People Again:
Need to cleanse the TL
Lift everybody spirits rl quick nitter.app/theerkj/status/1333430…
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Green (to literally the rest of the world) means a rookie/novice/low experience person
So somebody who is “green” is easily fooled cuz they ain’t been nowhere
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