jeff mangum fan account. mgmt: @bman434_x
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Found a cat on the side of the road, spca won’t take her, animal control is closed. I will have a cat for a little
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Sometimes I walk downstairs completely naked because it’s 4am and I am the only one awake but this morning I did that and walked bush first into my roommate
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Before we opened this guy started beating on all of our windows and doors, we told him through the glass we were closed multiple times, he kept banging on the doors until we finally opened. When he came in he was like “good morning :)! I’m here for a nice hot coffee”
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Me: *showing my aliens a movie’*
Alien: ⌇⍜.. ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜⟒⌇ ⊑⟒ ⎅⍜?
Me: he drives
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When the doctor says “how are you” are you supposed to say “good” then get into your symptoms later or do you say “well..” and go right into it
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You brake checked me? My baby is car-seatless rolling around the floor like a water bottle, and you brake check me?
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One time I told a coworker I was going through a breakup and she said “I’m not :)”
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We told him “hey man you can’t go around doing that, that’s scary” and he was like “I didn’t mean to frighten you guys I saw there was a light on 😔 I just have a big truck that won’t fit through the drive though” WE told you WE Opened IN 5 MINUTES
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“I’m just a guy with a truck that’s too big 😔 I saw you ladies through the window and figured pounding on the glass would be alright 😔 “
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He lapped the building multiple times knocking on every window it was craaazyyyyyh
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My cat always sits with his whole hole touching whatever he sits on, is this normal
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The SPCA was weird about taking him over the phone yesterday but they asked if we wanted to surrender him when we went in person today. I can’t imagine abandoning him when someone else probably did. So I think we’re keeping him. Got some info so he’s getting vaccinated tomorrow!
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*bpd voice* I’ve been having some hateful thoughts about you I’d like to share over text if you’d enjoy that
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I wish he could have a grilled cheese and tomato soup I would cook him that for in between naps
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I was getting ready for work and my laundry was downstairs I don’t do this for fun!
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My boss told me how him and his wife are now polyamorous, and I watched the light fade from his eyes as he told me more about it
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It was hers!!!!!! #womeninmaledominatedfields
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