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Y’all heard “sex education for kindergartners” and immediately took it to extremes
Teaching children the appropriate names for body parts and how to avoid somebody touching them inappropriately is normal lmao
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High school was hilarious because why is the softball coach teaching World History lmao
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Coach Carter just wanted some high school students to go to class, do their homework and the entire town told him to go to hell lmaoo
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Maintenance men shouldn't just have free will to enter your apartment anyway. I live alone as a man and that shit gets on MY nerves. Can't imagine how women feel
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Porn has fried people's brains and I stand on that. Why are you fucking in the steakhouse?
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If the fire department put hands and feet on you, you did it whatever they said you did. Who beefs with the fire department? Lll
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Cheating on me at the bachelorette party means there's no wedding. Idc what y'all niggas say
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Roddy Ricch came out too hard. That was the problem. Nigga was too fye immediately
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So what? Why go into medicine if you don't believe in medicine?
Nurse fired for not accepting the you know what. Religious exemption denied.. Freedom is everything and you must never give it up #coercion nitter.app/HiDearZaki2/status/145…
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Hoes really talking about “You don’t know what’s in the cup” and that’s a hell of loser ass hill to die on
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Waffle House been in business 24/7 for 67 years and you’ve never seen a commercial yet you talking about “poor marketing” over a TikTok sandwich. You are not who Waffle House is targeting
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See a nigga couldn’t have risked getting lynched for this and been my homeboy. You not finna die about Beans from Even Stevens and expect me to be a pallbearer
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If she lets me fuck on the first link, I just assume I worked my move properly. I don't think lowly of her, I think highly of me lol
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How the fuck would you even measure this? Niggas believe anything in this font
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I really miss the country being shutdown. I don’t know why that time was so peaceful for me but I enjoyed the shit out of it
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Every time a rapper dies, it's always some instructions being given to Black men when the truth of the matter is niggas would really like to just be able to exist in whatever capacity. Like Dolph was buying cookies, what are we talking about man?
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Doxxed somebody over a celebrity who doesnt know you exist and now you can’t take the NCLEX. More of that please actually
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I don't know man. Y'all be 33 talking about not wanting your coworkers to speak to you in the morning. I imagine kids feel that same exact way
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“Why don’t black neighborhoods look like this anymore?”
They built interstates through them. Literally. On purpose
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Yeah telling women they're gonna be single for life or won't have a family just doesn't hit like it used to. These women don't care lmao
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I ain't never seen a city knock literally a whole generation of talent like Chicago
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Ruined your life at 24 because you went through a phone a decided that was grounds for running people over...with an infant in the car. Natural Selection
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Naw buddy in the Black shorts my kinda partna. He peeped the screen from 40 out and had the angle lol
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This video solved a murder and single handedly got an entire clique case up and a complex shut down lmao
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I really don't like "thoughtful" gifts. I like material shit. Don't make me a "100 things I like about you" vision board. I want a Glock crazy lady
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Uber, Lyft and Airbnb are now more expensive and more of a hassle than what they were designed to make easier and cheaper
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Nigga not finna slap me in front of Beyonce, Lupita and Regina Hall then go home to his family. Im tellin ya now
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Y’all were on here telling a 16 year old she was accepting the bare minimum because she was excited about a drive in movie date
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It's also a blatant lie. My granddaddy was born in 1937. We literally just had lunch lmaoo
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If me liking women's pictures is me saying I wanna fuck them then why are you posting pictures so men can tell you they wanna fuck you? See how stupid that sounds?
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“Men wanna holler at your when you’re “bummy” because they think you have low self esteem and it’s easier to bag you”
Lady, it is 3:17 on a Sunday afternoon and we are in Target. I have slides and Nike tights on. I just think you’re pretty man lmaoo
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You and your fiancée both win gold medals at the Olympics just for some call center worker to be on here saying you “made her day about you” lmao
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“Influencers” come to the gym with a tripod and think everybody’s supposed to stare at the floor until they’re done lol
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Yeah we get it. The macaroni sounds like y'all. Oh my God, so funny. Ms. Wet Pussy you're hilarious
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I found you attractive, pursued you. Got to know you, realized you suck, moved on. Women cannot fathom a nigga getting to know them and then changing his mind lmaoo
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Never boarded a plane and found somebody sitting in my seat because God be knowing who to give those battles to
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Again, active father here so excuse my ignorance but if you child’s mother has the child all the time, you’re gonna have to explain to me why you think your $300 is life changing.
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Which means she knows she shouldn’t have had it at 18, which leads to a conversation we don’t wanna honestly have lol
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You cant explain to niggas that it wasnt normal for them to "lose their virginity" to adult women
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“Get some of that men’s soap on your body” lmaooooo this dead ass a Fmaily Guy cutaway
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Y’all made it seem like Kirk was cussing at a 7 year old. That man’s son is 33 years old lmaooo
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You niggas who refuse to do the bare minimum make niggas like me look like Superman when I come around so I appreciate you lol
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Every year y'all say Friday After Next isn't a Christmas movie and every year you're wrong. Look at the fucking promotional poster
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We supposed to be sliding nephew/niece $20-$50 at the cookout but y’all 33 still thinking yall the babies of the family. It’s over with man lmao
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