FloridaMan
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What is you niggas obsession with made up scenarios of your girl gettin fuked by other men? Go to therapy & heal dweebs
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A funny Kobe moment 😭 nitter.app/Pacino13_/status/12216…
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JAKE RYAN
The floor is recognizing you're wrong & apologizing
Women: nitter.app/ICONICLIT/status/87429…
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My lil cousin called me 6x, I didn’t see it. So I called her back & she answers frantic & yellin in tears, so I’m freaking out like what happened calm down tell me! & she finally breathes & says “I’m by your job can you please come get this frog out my car?!”
women smh 😒 lol
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Officially signed my offer letter at work for my promotion! An extra $15,000 a year plus quarterly bonuses. God is good man. I’m Thankful
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Me runnin to my girl after another girl flirts with me, cause I’m no cheater nitter.app/cardivelour/status/112…
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Boyyyyy if my son ever out there pullin up like this, they gonna need security to contain me ima be so hype! 😭 nitter.app/mattt_j/status/1131370…
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When you first meet her & wonder why she single vs 4 months into the relationship & now you understand why
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Imagine thinking ya girl at work & she’s squirting all over another nigga house & you didn’t even know she could squirt
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Dawg, favorite video of all time LMFAOOOOOOOOO nitter.app/Only_OneLA/status/1071…
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"Back up Terry, put it in reverse.. oh lawdd" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I'm cryingggggg nitter.app/Bajandon_7/status/8826…
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My nephew has a learning disability & we spent all week working & trying to prepare him for this test that his teacher would use to evaluate his progress. He struggles and I been telling him to never give up because he can do it. Today he texted me this lol 😭
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Isaiah Thomas out there lookin like when ya lil cousin try to guard you at the cookout nitter.app/World_Wide_Wob/status/…
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If you don’t know this song I can’t fuk with u! 🔥🔥🔥 nitter.app/jwheels74/status/10994…
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When y’all on FaceTime & she has you paused then comes back with her fingers in her ass nitter.app/emoblackthot/status/11…
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I just have this to say...
Spread love, not hate. We can all make a difference if we truly tried 🙏🏾
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When all y’all getting drafted to #wwlll but I don’t cause I got Asthma nitter.app/xonymsaj/status/117084…
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Imagine textin ya girl on the 1st “good morning, rent due can you send me your half so I can pay it? Thanks”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how you sleep at night?
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I couldn’t imagine my girl living with me & me making her pay half the rent, call me what you want but that’s some loser shit 😭😭
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Nigga said he so behind on bills, the electric company came and took his candles too, sayin “we said NO lights!!” 😭😭
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ITSBIZKIT
Jay Z is a real man for forgiving Beyoncé for making him cheat on her! It takes a real king to do that.
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Yo @ochocinco should be in the HOF based off this alone! This the dopest thing I’ve ever seen on here! I met him years ago & he hasn’t changed! This was dope af! 😭
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"This party whack af babe, I shouldnt have came, i miss you. Wyd??" nitter.app/iknowthatazzfat/status…
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I would drag my nuts across a field of glass & washed them off with alcohol jus to be able to taste ya anal nectar
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I remember in college I was texting this girl nasty & I accidentally sent my dad a nasty text instead of her. He never replied or acknowledged it when he seen me so I figured he never got it. Why he just brought it up right now? Lmao 10 years later
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So Lamar Jackson gets credit for ballin against the fukin Dolphins, but Dak balls and it’s “it’s the Giants lmaooo” yeah aight
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After you spray a roach with Raid nitter.app/violetinvelvet/status/…
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😭😭😭😭😭 bruh who turned LUKE CAGE into Family matters?! This is brilliant lmao nitter.app/PrinceOTS/status/78592…
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Dak is not Brady, he’s not Rodgers, he’s not Mahomes or even Wilson! HES DAK PRESCOTT & YALL GONNA RESPECT MY MUHFUKIN QB!!!!!!!!!!
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My uncle who’s been in law enforcement for 33 years quit on Sunday.... That’s crazy and speaks VOLUMES, I said to him “33 years is a long time man” and he goes “and after 33 years shit still hasn’t changed” 😭 respect lol
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Nike really the GOAT #DebateThis nitter.app/Nike/status/8744734914…
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Bruh this really how it be with ya lady sometimes LMFAOOOOOO nitter.app/ILoveBeinBlack/status/…
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TrillAC can tweet “there’s no such thing as the color blue. a thread.”
& you dick suckin niggas gonna be under the thread like “factsss I been sayin blue don’t exist”
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“Why do cowboy fans think they are gonna win the super bowl every year?”
We don’t bitch, we don’t say that.. y’all made up that narrative saying we think that, when we literally fear we gonna lose every game! Y’all gotta stop tlkin just to talk 😭😭
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I’m not even trying to be funny.... who tf is he????? I would respect this coming from Cox, Jenkins or someone but who tf is this??????
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This is still the funniest thing I ever seen 😭😭😭 my stomach is hurting from laughing
CARESHA ABEG
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Y’all find anything to complain & be fake mad about lmao I didn’t say that lil girl was ugly or anything. I jus said she looks like Stephen A, thats it, now leave me alone before I start callin you & ya kids ugly fr lmaoo
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