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I don't talk enough about my work @Fink_Money I always see it as "just doing my job" But compared to the supposed 'professionals' who've been freaking out for a month instead of DOING THEIR JOBS, I'm a fkn rockstar So.... Mid-March I *prepared* for the market turn by creating a list of stocks I was interested in buying Then as the market turned last week I started buying the strongest ones Crazy idea, I know. 65 Stocks made that list Over the past week... Top Performers 🔸 $AAOI +63% 🔸 $NBIS +41% 🔸 $INTC +34% 🔸 22 stocks are up 20% or more 🔸 47 stocks are up 10% or more 🔸 55 stocks are up 5% or more Only 5 are red, and the WORST performer is down 4% 1/2
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Never deleting this app
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BofA doing technical analysis on the unemployment rate 🤮
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Gotta love the bond market
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This BofA chart is spectacular Acknowledging the lessons of history while deciding to be more wrong than ever before
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I've never told anyone this before but I was Citi's best trader in 2011
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Why do people prefer conspiracy theories instead of learning how stuff works?
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Ladies & gentlemen, your trade counterparties are in the replies…
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Replying to @PiQSuite
😭😂😭
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When you order Santa on Temu
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Can't believe I used to think "the macro guys" were the smart ones This is the latest in a series of disappointing revelations that led me to conclude: a) everyone's guessing b) every day that the entire global system doesn't collapse and burn to the ground is a miracle Thanks
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Replying to @BisphamGreen
*sniff* no problem bruv *sniff* inequality's bad shit innit *sniff*
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Replying to @Gunnersc0m
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“Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position…” “But certainty is an absurd one” ~ Voltaire
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Rate my Spanish trading setup
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🔥🔥🔥 Fkn legend “It is not illegal to be smarter than your counterparties in a swap transaction, nor is it improper to understand a financial product better than the people who invented that product”
yes, the former pit people are the savviest cause they've seen in slow motion what we all look at on the screens. Just copy the best. ft.com/content/4001099b-12a9…
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"It's not funny"
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The S&P 499 & NVIDIA
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If I was in cash until I could make sense of the market I'd always be in cash
Cash until I can make sense of this market. And that means cash as place to hide not to have a view. I just do not underatand.
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“Hey guys. We’re going to invade Taiwan. Before we do we’re selling all of our treasuries straight into the open market today - please give us a good price”
Are you paying attention? Congress is telling Treasury to prepare for China to dump $859 Billion in US treasuries. Janet Yellen is openly talking about the waning role of the dollar as global reserve currency. The world needs a neutral reserve asset that can't be debased. Gold may come first. But #Bitcoin is the endgame.
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gm bear market enthusiasts
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GM to all 70% Crypto Yieldoooors
Oh Yay, 70% Crypto Yields are back! What could go wrong 🤦‍♂️
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My favourite untestable market theory Nobody has a clue what’s going on, nor what the ‘fair value’ of any asset actually is Prices are set by traders deciding what the price *isn’t* rather than what it should be
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duolingo
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"Hugo Boss sees broadly stable 2025 sales, flags muted demand in 1st quarter" Mckinsey:
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🤐
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488,000 of you follow an account that posts analysis like this: "someone knows something" "this is very strange" "Nothing adds up here" "You can't make this up" Why do you do this to yourselves?
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Are you tech savvy anon? $NVDA
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⚠️ CREDIT SUISSE FIVE YEAR CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS JUMP TO 355 BPS, UP 105 BPS FROM FRIDAY CLOSE - S&P GLOBAL MARKET INTELLIGENCE via PiQSuite.com/Suite
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$ES is down 0.38% & $NQ is down 0.2% My feed:
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BofA: Unemployment rate is entering a new cup and handle period followed by positive RSI divergence leading to the next head and shoulders great depression
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POUND RALLIES ABOVE 1.08 AFTER PROMINENT FINANCIAL EXPERT DAVID BELLE TELLS THE BRITISH PEOPLE TO KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
'At the moment, it's a battle between the Treasury and the Bank of England.' Financial expert David Belle reacts as the pound plummeted to an all-time low against the dollar yesterday. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 626 💻 GB News on YouTube bit.ly/3vAYaw0
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USDC on @coinbase now offering 6% (!) yields
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gm everyone the vix is up 45% today in this thread I'll show how this breakout was entirely predictable using elliott wave theory and trendlines
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NUMBER OF HEADLINES ABOUT 2007 HITS HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 2007
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Replying to @Adambarr100
Added you to “do not fade” list, *has displayed basic intelligence* no further notes
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🤡 “The government definitely prints money and then it uh… lends that money by selling bonds. Uh is that what they do?” Jared Bernstein, chair of the CEA, and a top U.S. government economic advisor
FINDING THE MONEY Film
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Options are a fantastic entry level product for retail traders
What Options related opinion do you have that will have people like this?
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VICTORIA'S SECRET DITCHES PRIORITIZING WOKENESS OVER 'SEXINESS' AFTER SALES DROP (Fox Business) (full article below in first reply) Lingerie chain Victoria’s Secret is reportedly ditching its woke, feminist makeover of recent years as it hasn’t translated to business success.
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How did he know?
A risky, elaborate trade, one infamous for blowing up everytime, is growing in popularity in the world’s most systemic bond market. When turmoil inevitably emerges, only the Fed’s volatility suppressor can come to the rescue. The Treasury Market Unwind™ is looming... 1/
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Your tweets give away your positions #few
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This is my quant @TheFlowHorse
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At the desk early preparing for a busy week #Trading #HardWork #LoveTheGrind
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David can’t talk right now, he’s preparing for the lingerie run
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Macro traders sharing their theories
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4, 3, 2, 1 😂😂😂
georgie (xgames mode)
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With over 55% of S&P 500 stocks closing at 20-day highs, we’ve triggered a deGraaf breadth thrust – a historically significant signal that marks the start of a new bullish regime lasting 252 trading days. @RenMacLLC @WillieDelwiche @granthawkridge
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One of the greatest FinTwit videos of all time
Markets & Mayhem
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This is a weird idea of ‘fun’
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Replying to @mattfromblock
Impossible. It was definitely me. I was so amazing that nobody even remembers me being the best trader because they all had to block me from their memories - I showed them what was possible and they couldn't handle it
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
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It all makes sense now
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
For new all-time highs to be reclaimed, a catalyst, either in the form of macro relief, strong ETF flow momentum, or a breakout in global liquidity will be necessary. $BTC
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Coinbase IPO was the top for Bitcoin… RobinHood IPO will be the top for Stonks
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If you don't think this crypto selloff was orchestrated by the Fed to make people give up hope of being rich and return to their minimum wage jobs so they can meet their full employment goals then you're probably quite sensible.
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Buy low sell high
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EUR could be the new reserve currency
Replying to @MacroAlf
EUR could be the new reserve currency, if Europe has the courage to make it more attractive
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Replying to @PiQSuite
NFP is already leaked. Operators in India already know it and indian markets are lead indicator.
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🤔 What hills will you die on? For me, it's "Everything is gambling" Trading & investing = gambling Starting a business = gambling Changing jobs = gambling Buying a house = gambling New relationship = gambling Starting a family = gambling Danger wank = gambling
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Everyone should trade for a year, like modern national service The best way to learn that your opinions are terrible is to bet money on them Then you’re free to move on & actually accomplish stuff Join the nearly 5,000 people already following me for more tip-top life advice

ALT ben stiller dodgeball GIF

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Guys I need some help. A close friend of mine spends a disproportionate amount of time arguing with total retards on the internet He knows their minds won’t be changed but he does it anyway He also understands negative expected value How can I get him the help he needs?
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Transition to human form 100% complete
UNNECESSARY HORNINESS, ZUCKERBERG 15 YARD PENALTY
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👉 Risk Management Cheat Sheet
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Every time Lagarde speaks, I feel a deep, primal urge to destroy the EU and bathe in the blood of anarchy Anyone else get that?
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They were on Britain’s Got Talent Emily, long before Love Island was a thing.
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Sky News ran it yesterday, The Times today… 😬 We’d already had the story, fact-checked it & moved on before MSM had finished googling 13F Yet people will still claim Twitter/X is dying…
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God is my quant
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Supply Chain Problems 101
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3-6 months salary as “f*ck you money” 😂😂😂
New Twitter Financial Guy Just dropped
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Trading tickers on a screen contributes nothing to society. You're not better than anyone.
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My unpopular opinion is that stocks won’t necessarily go down if (when) tariffs lead to price increases Capturing those inflated dollars registers as earnings ‘growth’ All that matters is employment
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It's started
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This has absolutely made my week!
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This is really revolting
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A story in two parts
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POWELL URGED TO HALT INTEREST RATE HIKES BY WARREN, SANDERS
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You can make $1,000/day trading the same SETUP every single day. Most people don’t know what setup to look for. In this thread I’ll teach you a simple strategy you can trade DAILY:👇
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Guys. I’ve discovered a genuine life-changing productivity hack You won’t hear about this on the podcasts either (they don’t want you to know) Don’t take your phone when you go for a shit Unplug from the matrix, close your eyes and shit at peace - it’s like drugs for the soul
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Summarise FinTwit in one line
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Mmmm yes I'm detecting fruity notes Hints of blueberries with a deep & rich burst of hilarious sarcasm
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Thinking of just retiring from this shit. Most of you just believe whatever the fuck you want and don’t give a shit about evidence anyway. Go do whatever the fuck you want.
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📊 Biden’s $4 Trillion Economic Plan in One Chart nytimes.com/2021/04/28/upsho…
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Apple launched the iPhone on June 29th 2007... By March 2009 the stock market had dropped 55% Apple launched Vision Pro on June 5th 2023. By March 2025, the stock market will once again drop by 55% History doesn't repeat but it often rhymes
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Notice how my sanity has diverged from the lower bollinger band
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Closethefuckingdooropenthefuckingdoor
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Won’t be on here much for a few weeks Taking time out to recover from some devastating news Got a haircut yesterday- wife looked at the top of my head and called me Baldilocks FML
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Another two days in hospital for @davidbelle_ ☹️ Let's make him feel better
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I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE
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"Everything is fucked" is not a trading strategy Pass it on
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