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//Kalos
if you have a single dollar in crypto left congrats, you outtraded the two biggest funds in crypto
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Inverse Cramer
Products that are bankrupt
Celsius
BlockFi
FTX
Voyager
Gemini Earn
Genesis
Products that are working fine
Uniswap
Yearn
Maker
Aave
Lido
Curve
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few understand this
but you can actually sell crypto and put the money in your bank account and buy things you want in real life with it
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So Trump got in office
Launched 2 memes that sucked the life out of all other coins, and then started a massive trade war with basically every other country on planet earth
Going great so far!
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I’m looking for people who are wanting to turn $100 into $4000
this is not a scam or a new coin launch, we will be cooking crack
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guy who made so much money he hasn’t had a job in years thinks we’re all doomed in the next 2 years
all your friends from high school who have work tomorrow are drinking bud light and sports betting $15 today and its the best day of their lives
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was it the golden bull run? no
was it a memorable bull market? also no
but did I have fun? honestly still no
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$LUNA is down literally -99% and its still in the top 50 cryptos in size, im not sure what that says about the rest of these coins but it cant be good
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remember when Coinbase leaked all our personal info to shithole countries and now everyday half of CT gets 10 email hack attempts and 10 phishing phone calls and they pretended it never happened?
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being successful in crypto really boils down to 2 things
1) identify new narratives and be open to trying new things, youll be continually rewarded for doing so
2) dont swim upstream, youll drown
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Remember, after you make a lot of money this cycle make sure to get really greedy at the end for “free yield” and lock all your money away in DEFI “products” for 19% interest no risk
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3AC in trouble? rumors swirling
- Kyle and Zhu havent tweeted or liked anything in days
- Zhu took every coin and # tag out of his bio
- Zhu deleted his instagram
- an hour ago they dumped 30k stETH and reduced all AAVE positions
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Missed Bonk? Missed Wif? Missed Bome?
Don’t worry you’ll miss the next one too
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"who has money left to buy"
idk? people that hold stablecoins, people who didnt get liquidated, people who made a ton of money shorting the dump, people who have a job, people who have money in their bank account, people who dont hold 100% of their assets in altcoins, people wh
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In all seriousness I hope anyone who held or is holding Luna is OK I can never remember a top 10 coin completely blowing up like this and dropping this fast this quickly
Maybe bitconnect? Idk man this is wild
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McDonald’s just reported it’s first drop in sales in half a decade, recession is coming
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imagine you eating your $37 avocado toast and cold brew coffee filming a tik tok and Elon just comes in and fires your ass 😭😭
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Dog coins are worth $50 billion
Cat coins are only worth $600 million
there is 65 million dog owners in the US
there is 46 million cat owners in the US
not even a 2:1 ratio, but dog coins have a 8000%+ higher aggregate marketcap.
the cat sector will rerate bigly soon.
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someone just bought 60,000 Solana worth of $WIF
they have already lost 90% of their money
💀
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SBF spent his last day free doing what he loved
Lying nonstop on twitter high on meth and rambling on twitter spaces
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the worst news ive heard out of all this is SBF and Caroline used date
and then I imagined their gross pale Adderall ridden bodies touching each other
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Wow SOL is down a bit?
It’s almost like you guys sent $100 million dollars to scammers who turned around and dumped all your SOL on the market
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What the hell is going on at the $WIF party?
Who let these people out the basement 😭
sumfattytuna🐂🀄️
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cant believe we got rugged by goblin team 6 never trading on a nerds exchange ever again
If you can’t bench press 2 plates or run a 7 minute mile I’m out
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A friend IRL - hey can you lend me $20?
Me - “no way man you’ll never pay me back”
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A friend in crypto - dude I left the house for 5 mins can you buy $7000 of pork chop coin for me
Me - “yeah I got you, no worries”
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crypto twitter is great because half the people are scammers, everyones trying to steal money from each other or fly to dubai to fist fight but if a single finance bro says something mean to us we all show up like a mentally ill gang and pummel him online
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I cannot overstate enough how damaging the $LUNA situation will be to crypto
We lost not only a top 10 coin, we lost a 5 top stablecoin, and we lost a dozen+ teams and dApps
People hurt by this are likely selling everything, BTC, ETH, NFTs to recoup some losses
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hard not to see $SOL as the big winner here, has some solid protocols now and real adoption and use with NFTs, I think depending how low you can bid it in the upcoming months, this is a kingmaker trade.
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the hacker hacked every site in crypto and only stole $500k
that was like 1 bored ape in the bull market
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sleeping in a $SOL memecoin be like
-97%
+5000%
-85%
DEV rugged the LP pool
Community takeover
+400%
you wake up and your initial position is down -47%
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the mighty "bull market" of 2024
btc / eth / sol went up a bit, 5 memecoins did well
99% of coins ate shit and every airdrop was an instant -90%
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hilarious to see BAYC holders vote against all the proposals by the Yuga / Bored Ape team
They lucked into buying the NFT from the best team and get completely carried for 6-7 figure gains
And the first chance they get they vote against the teams proposals, unreal lmao
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actually kinda feel bad for Hawk Tuah girl, stumbled on her instagram and she hasnt posted in weeks
you can tell she just has no clue about crypto / was clueless and some piece of shit took advantage of her
all this shit does is bring us an awful reputation
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I called both tops last cycle, basically nobody else did, I have seen 0 top signals this cycle so far, ZERO.
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MASON VERSLUIS
was all our KYC information and personal info vibe coded too before you leaked all our shit to Mumbai?
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Honestly don’t think we even remotely close to the end of the bull market
People are way too concerned right now with selling, exit plans, profit levels, targets whatever
The time to sell is when nobody is talking about that stuff and everyone’s out of their minds
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Charles Thoren
$SOL shedding itself of the biggest parasite of the ecosystem will be a net positive in the long run
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Im in disbelief when I look at the $LUNA price right now, people lost everything this is awful
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Seems like Iggy Azalea has stuck with her project and done more with it than a lot of you guys have with your coins and nfts youve launched
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The entire chain just went to 0
Why is $SUI up 2% today lol
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Imagine being bearish NFTs when the youngest generation was literally raised in the metaverse (Minecraft + Roblox)
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