You Probably Know the Fund I Work For 1/4 Yard AUM | Professional PM Former K-1 Fighter See Pinned Tweet for Alpha
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Stomping someone when they’re unconscious has no value. They’re unconscious, they don’t feel it and it adds substantial charges.
Pissing on them while they’re unconscious on the other hand… very effective
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I skipped an early interview at Coinbase to cheat on my girlfriend with 2 strippers after a cocaine bender. Then decided to become a fighter
Life is weird, you'll get where you're supposed to go
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This picture confuses my brain.
Aside from the nose job I can’t tell if he’s had any other work done. It’s like a male face but with very feminine features. The Golden ratio facial symmetry is wild.
Is this computer generated or is this a real person?
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The fact that a $META product manager is posting this on TikTok and isn’t immediately fired speaks to the bloated carcass culture of Silicon Valley companies.
All of these tech companies are loaded with useless employees. Dead weight.
70% of non engineers should be fired
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Just because he causes your deeply closeted homosexual urges to stir every time he comes on screen (no surprise you chose this photo) doesn’t change the fact he’s 1 of the best male actors of the younger generation.
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Getting old is realizing the best part of this story is the relationship OP had with his dad
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This version of him doesn’t exist anymore. And as bad as he wants it to he can never get it back.
Because the hunger is gone, and once a fighter loses his hunger, he’s nothing.
Nobody shows up to a fight in a $100m yacht and is ready to die in the cage
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They’ll still get a payout but there’s literally nothing the cops should’ve done differently. Look in their body cam. How would they possibly know someone’s behind the wall in the fitting room trying on dresses during an active shooter situation.
Just unlucky. Life is hard.
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She made a bad decision in the moment and then regretted it for the rest of her life, which wasn’t long.
It’s easy analyzing spur of the moment human decisions when you’re at home comfortable and completely unattached to the situation
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Never did I think that at 4:35PM on a Wednesday I'd be watching a bald topless woman give me advice on making passive income through investing in penny stocks which are over $1
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Seems pretty self explanatory.
Most of the highly rated male movies have unhappy/tragic endings.
Most of the highly rated female movies have happy or romantic endings.
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Nothing can overcome the difference between a trained fighter and an angry amateur.
We’ve earned our cauliflower ears
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I can get a limo right now. It doesn’t look like this on the inside.
You know why?
Because there are very few functional limos that look like this on the inside in 2024.
Production and design decisions are based on buyer demand which is based on margins.
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This man dropped wisdom from a lifetime of lessons and a generation of fatherless hoes laughed like it’s funny
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Weird how all these people that hate Florida and how we handle COVID here always seem to come to Florida…
Almost like what they tell you to do and what they actually do has no correlation
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Why would I care about a male actor being sexualized?
I’m saying you are hating on him and denying his talent because he causes you to feel feelings you are desperate to repress.
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Uber is a publicly traded company with a valuation over $100B
Stripe is a private company that’s valued around $95B but will go public at over $100B
So you might have missed the point of the question
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GUESS WHOSE CARS AREN'T BURNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?!
Starts with a T ends with an A, ESL in the middle
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But you don’t own it. It’s just a screenshot that got uploaded to OpenSea.
What’s to stop me from screenshotting it and uploading it to a competing nft exchange?
Congrats now I’m selling the first tweet which I didn’t make for 1/1000th of the price
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Imagine going back to a quant job after bagging 2 women at Kit Kat that look like aliens but bang like humans all while rolling tits
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She doesn’t even know what they do. She still gets her paycheck.
My girl’s friend is a PM at UIPath doesn’t even know about her options. Just took them because someone on quora said to.
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People always make fun of Macron for being with an older woman but I’ll take a politician that likes old ladies over a politician that likes little girls any day.
And unfortunately there are many more of the latter
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It’s in the socket… it’s just closed and his eyebrow is bleeding all over it. The caption is for bait
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People who quit their $15/hr job to trade crypto commenting about how low these salaries are. Lmfao
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This one is kinda sad. If she had a father in her life things probably woulda turned out different
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Because tinder is a business and women are the product.
If tinder banned women for this or for almost anything else that involves interacting with the app and it’s paying members (mostly men) then it would mean they’re being run by imbeciles
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I refuse to believe the United States isn’t at the tail end of its existence when this gets more engagement than the ongoing economic collapse
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“My girlfriend is not loose actually her biological arousal response is that when she is excited her body makes sexual intercourse less pleasant for the man so he is..less likely to reproduce with her”
Hmm makes sense.
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They’re a private establishment they don’t have to let you do anything if they don’t want to
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Lets be honest, you may have hated the things Trump said, but you hated the things he said because he was able to say them.
Trump loved talking. He loved hearing his own voice. He loved the attention and hosting rallies.
Biden can't talk. He can barely read off a teleprompter
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I put $70k in Tesla and now somebody's paying me rent on the house I bought with the profits.
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ECONOMY IN TATTERS?
My dude... You are IPOing 26 SPACs!
Wtf are you saying? Wtf kind of tattered economy gives you an opportunity to collect fees from 26 blank check IPOs without a target?
Have some appreciation for the position you're in...
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Cold showers suck. Running sucks. Working out sucks. Not jerking off sucks. Not watching Netflix sucks. Not smoking weed sucks. Eating healthy sucks.
The process of not being a loser sucks. That’s why there are so many losers.
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Sorry for all the hate you get bro. Takes balls to step in the cage. Majority of men watching UFC today don't have the physical ability to run a mile let alone defend themselves in a combat situation. You won't gain anything from reading the comments.
You provide for your family
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This is kind of cool. I think ill set it as my profile picture since legally you have as much ownership of the actual image as I do.
Cool wallet url though
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San Francisco is one of the worst run cities in the United States. And there are a LOT of poorly run cities in the United States.
The amount of money they manage to throw away is shocking.
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SNEAKO IS SHOWCASING A MASTERCLASS IN CONTROVERSY CLOUT CHASING
Like most people (and social media AI) he realized controversy gets views
After following the Tate brothers and gaining the most views of his career, he jumped onto the Kanye bandwagon at peak controversy
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I feel like deep down it hurts you that after all these years a guy with no thesis turns out to be a better trader than you by every metric and he accomplished this using a garbage company
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RIP to your personal brand.
Watches are 1 of the industries where blatant repackaged upcharges are easily exposed based on movement and materials.
We advise clients against this. Even sunglasses are much easier.
This will be substantially more damaging than BI article
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I wonder what Elizabeth will have more of a problem with.
The fact that Hedge Funds greed and risk management violations led to more than 100% of the shares being shorted or the fact that a bunch of poor people made a lot of money very quickly
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Pornography is undoubtedly bad for the human mind.
That being said, Ted Bundy is clearly lying.
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The man was locked in a cage with him twice, its pretty difficult to try and present him as scared of a physical altercation
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Imagine killing somebody's wife and daughter and then wanting an apology because the guy whose wife and daughter you killed thought you must be drunk; because what sober person would be that utterly incompetent at operating a motor vehicle.
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Every politician that has a presidential debate has practiced.
I'm assuming you practiced for your primary debate too, although clearly not enough
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They’re going like 30 mph so yes they did.
It’s hard for you to understand because you’re used to the breaks on your Corolla
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WHEN $WISH IS RUNNING PEOPLE BEG FOR A DIP SO THEY CAN GET IN. IT DOESN'T DIP SO THEY BUY THE TOP. THEN IT DIPS AND THEY PANIC SELL FOR A LOSS IN HOPES OF BUYING BACK LOWER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU? CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS. GO FOR A WALK
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Serious matter? He stole millions of dollars with his friends but his commentary on a celebrity boxer’s mental breakdown is somehow the serious matter?
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It’s only sad for you guys because you see it on the internet. This was my life growing up. Kid even looks like me. Many out there that had it worse than we did
Fighters don’t tend to become fighters because their childhood was sunshine and rainbows
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Trump lost. He’s not president. When your state goes to shit because it has one of the least competent leaders in American history it’s going to be real hard to blame it on a private citizen instead of the guy you let keep his job even after he failed at every single part of it
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There's really no loyalty in the game. He loved David when the man was on the rise carrying him to the top on his back.
But the moment David faces adversity. He's the first to try to stab him in the back and profit off his "former friend's" downfall.
Teaching a whole generation
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This is disturbing?
Your entire personality is built around your love for a sport where 2 men are locked in a cage to do as much damage to each other as possible until 1 is deemed unable to continue...
..but mean words are where Brent draws the line...🙄
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The lessons he learned are that if you can get the ca for a coin before it becomes public you can buy it at substantially lower and then dump it on all the people that buy coins regularly.
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If we judged people's fighting abilities on how they talk the Diaz brothers would be janitors.
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Again you’re wrong. This only goes 1 way. ARK doesn’t trade OTM options, Hwang does. He blew up. ARK can’t because they hold unleveraged equities.
The fact that nobody bothers to correct you is ridiculous but it’s the same with permabears posting incorrect charts for a year
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No shes not. Just because she makes losers feel like they have a chance doesn’t suddenly change the fact that she’s far below average attractiveness.
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Mike Perry, for all his personal problems, goes to war in that cage. Hes willing to die in there every single time.
You all feel better about your own failures watching him go through what is probably the worst time in his life, and that says a lot more about you than him
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This is literally the thesis in crude terms.
Scent actually has value in evolutionary psychology and therefore has potential for scientific optimization.
Is that what she focused on?
Nope.
“It’s unfair minorities smell bad and these fictional books prove it’s unfair”
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Because she’s the exact opposite of the current standard female influencer.
Small town. No work done. Poor person accent (not to be confused with southern). Likely religious. Likely conservative. Attainable
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Big difference between being attacked vs attacking. It's your duty as a man to defend the country that gave you your life.
I know that's lost today in the west because multiple generations grew up in complete hedonism with 0 adversity but this is necessary at times of war
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Look I hate to ruin the immersion but those are not the sort of pictures used on an escort’s listing page.
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