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Replying to @gurgavin
You said you would give us the list this is just @CathieDWood's portfolio
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Replying to @unusual_whales
Imagine someone hacks your NFT portfolio and they steal your house
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Replying to @pli_cachete
they are both idiots, I'm annoyed I even had to listen to 60 seconds of this
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Replying to @elonmusk
Anyone who wants the translation
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This guy just pulled up the most random BS on the terminal and opened trading view on a laptop... lol? just say u don't know how to use it lil bro 😭😭
While you’re sleeping, I’m on a Bloomberg terminal playing Pokemon Emerald while I wait for a Cocoa Bean Broker in South Africa to let me know if the soil on the Ivory Coast will have a pH in the range of 6.0-6.5 so I can manipulate 3million simulations of Cocoa Futures Contracts
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You haven’t done anything to bring down costs…
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Replying to @elonmusk
including this one
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Videos like this still happening and we are talking about rate cuts already⁉️
Day Trading Team House Day In The Life
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Replying to @michaeljburry
Great first half results!
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Replying to @litcapital
The difference between being rich and being poor is having more money
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Videos like this are why we need to ban TikTok and reels
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Backed by Costco hotdogs might be the only viable option for true stability
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Replying to @SperrysandNikes
these are racing shoes, normal running shoes are like ~$120
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Does anyone know what happened to these people? nitter.app/TinInvestor/status/160…
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These derivatives are on both sides lol, it’s not like they are net long this amount and will be liquidated
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Replying to @unusual_whales
bro how can a billion-dollar company not figure this out 😭
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Sir the inflation reduction act will increase inflation…
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Replying to @litcapital
He can now buy 15 million Patagonia vests with that money
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Replying to @michaeljburry
Thank goodness crypto bros will never have to worry about getting infected
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
Her stock options are down 50%
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
How I spend 12k SPY derivatives: $12,000
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Replying to @quantian1
not even his loooool
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This does nothing to reduce actual inflation
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Replying to @gurgavin @elonmusk
This spreadsheet is too complex, pls simplify
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
I swear this guy is a NPC
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Replying to @michaeljburry
"Printing money is a deflationary event" - California
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Replying to @michaeljburry
LOL California is not real I swear
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Replying to @unusual_whales
And DoorDash is already losing a billion per year LMAO
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Replying to @michaeljburry
Fed won’t let the market crash more than 50% but this will be a good one
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How tf do you need an emergency fund for 3k bozo 😭😭😭
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If Trump won we would have had less fiscal spending and more pressure on the FED I don't know how that would have played out though... I would assume lower inflation numbers I don't like Trump or Biden just saying
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At this point we deserve a 50% crash
TTI
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The company reported horrible Q1 earnings and is now declining not growing, the current valuation was built on growth so when that failed every fund dumped their shares causing the stock to fall ~30%, nothing to do with Elons opinion 😴😂
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Replying to @greg16676935420
You forgot that the 1.26 million fine is now only worth 1.06 million because of inflation
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Does stable growth include printing 10 trillion dollars
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Replying to @litcapital
We need an inverse ETF on metaverse plots @CathieDWood pls do something useful
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Homeless Gen Z kids lookin at their parents with a thicc 401k
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Replying to @unusual_whales
Amazing work by our central bank making everybody poor
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Replying to @gurgavin
TIME TO GO LONG BOYS
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Replying to @gurgavin
Just turned on all my lights, plugged in my 10 teslas, and set my thermostat to 50 degrees, it's a free country
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Speaking like you financed a waterbed
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I speak for all Americans when I say, you are the best president at eating ice cream
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Replying to @gurgavin
This is very decentralized, crypto is definitely the future
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Replying to @zerohedge
Market will be in shambles at tomorrow open
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Replying to @MartinShkreli
Wow deepseek killed fart coin
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Replying to @michaeljburry
Powell will get the Nobel Prize in Money Printing. Not a joke.
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Replying to @HighyieldHarry
Just wait until she find out what the government bonds are being priced at
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How do we know these are real people
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Replying to @michaeljburry
This is like old wallstreetbets
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The only thing you have given to working-class people is higher prices?
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Bro he just sold you a treasury bill 😂😂💀💀💀🦍💨💨💨
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So what do you suggest? he cuts rates and then we live with 10% inflation, LOL???
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Replying to @michaeljburry
I still got it to reduce symptoms though
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Why tf are there NFTs bro 💀💀💀
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Please speak about the 18th largest bank in America collapsing in a few days
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Replying to @brenner_owen
pls send me ur next stock pick so I can short
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Replying to @jimcramer
Just bought a notional value of 10 million dollars on SPX calls thank you Jim
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Society if @litcapital was fed chairman
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Replying to @GordonGekko420
Buying the cheapest Rolex to say you have a Rolex proves u are the biggest idiot ever 😭
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Replying to @jimcramer
Bruh you have been consistently wrong on $BBBY how can you act like you won LOL
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Replying to @NicoRosberg
My favorite VC
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Replying to @macrocephalopod
this literally will literally not be overfit I swear bro just trust
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Replying to @ekrii3
I wonder how old this person is posting this lol
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Musk they are real unfortunately but it shows how much work does not get done during the day, look at the videos people have made working on twitter
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Replying to @litcapital
Ok but it’s called soccer now
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Replying to @junkbondanalyst
Retail investors aren’t allowed to hold stocks overnight, it’s rigged
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Replying to @michaeljburry
SPY went down 7% after this tweet
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Replying to @HighyieldHarry
I heard he bet 4 trillion
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Replying to @litcapital
How tf does she manage to do pushups but not do any pushups at the same time
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Replying to @VCBrags
My idea is to use 200 $5,000,000 ideas, very simple guys
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
It's literally like printing money because real estate prices always go up, right?
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"Do not take your money out of Silicon Valley Bank, if anything Silicon Valley Bank is going to be taking over" $SIVB
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Replying to @exec_sum
Where tf am I gonna get my pants now
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Replying to @ohadsamet
@privatebankass it’s the people drawing boxes and lines on stock charts buying these houses fr
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no, he used mouse pay
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
Then they are about to get a -10 on their finals and never pass a single job interview lmao
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This is your price hike + ratio
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Replying to @litcapital
THEY NEED COFFEE AND EUCALYPTUS TOWELS
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Replying to @quantymacro
bro actually thinks people are in England 💀💀💀
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Bro this was people re entering the workforce look at the labor force participation rate… we have never fully recovered since Covid LOL
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Replying to @litcapital
The p value was 0.15 so there is no difference between trash inside or outside containers
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
CC is one of my favorite strategies since volatility is generally overpriced, but selling options can be complex and I would NOT recommend this for a beginner LOOLO
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Spending $500,000,000,000 to fight inflation! I think we need to print more money
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Replying to @junkbondanalyst
Never bet against shkreli lil bro
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Replying to @greg16676935420
Have they tried simply turning the stock market off and then on again?
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Replying to @litcapital
You forgot "investment banks with no coffee"
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Replying to @michaeljburry
Jerome Powell said the birth rates and declining labor force are transitory though
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
crypto investors in 2023:
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Replying to @the_P_God
I hate DCF models STOP MAKING THEM!!!!!
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Replying to @PeterSchiff
Sometimes the truth is hard to accept, hopefully the big banks will not get bailed out this time and capitalism will work it’s wonders
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Live shot of $BBBY longs
Crypto Observer
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Replying to @alifarhat79
Actually its down 69% adjusted for inflation
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Replying to @litcapital
They are still in business because they short themselves before earnings
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Replying to @michaeljburry
I’m long Tesla there is nothing wrong with beta testing human lives
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Replying to @coffeebreak_YT
LOL that means his viewers lost more than 360 million
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Replying to @MartinShkreli
how do we short this marteeeen, what are u using
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Replying to @litcapital
brought my cat to work today
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