> Pay employees the lowest in all of tech
> Move them to a field in Wisconsin so it’s hard to quit
> Still face extreme burnout and turnover
> Keep a 1990s UI for 35 years and counting
> Every patient and doctor hates you
> Complete monopoly
> be Judy Faulkner
> self taught Fortran in college
> age 35
> start Human Services Computing in ’79
> $70k from friends n family
> refuse VC, private for 4+ decades & counting
> rebrand to Epic, grow into #1 EHR—records of 78 % of U.S. patients on your servers
> now 81, still CEO, net worth ~$7.8 B
> third‑richest self‑made woman
> whimsical Verona “wizard” campus ’cause why not
> signed the Giving Pledge
> locked in succession plan so Epic never IPOs
> print this on every bathroom wall in the company
incredible episode @djrosent and @gilbert
Yes, my parents have been losing their minds for awhile on this. Just slowly boiling over trying to figure out how every business they go to is apparently still ripping them off even though their assets have tripled in a decade and "it just doesn't make sense"
They are blind to the increases when it helps them, are forced to pay higher prices but angry about it, and absolutely refuse to raise wages, they'd rather shut down a business and claim they can't find anyone vs ever consider giving in to the market rate for workers.
It’s been widely available public knowledge that you should literally only ever buy Toyotas (Lexus) and Hondas (Acura).
For like 30 years.
People keep buying ford and Gm cars that break constantly.
It’s kinda baffling.
So I dug into this video. This guy just upgraded someone from basic home internet to high speed + TV and a land line telephone. His commission was $47.
No studying needed.
She puts on bizarre costume makeup that makes her look like a drag queen or some kind of ventriloquist doll.
It’s called “uncanny valley”
Jamie Dimon is 68 years old
He's faced two major health scares: Throat cancer a decade ago and an aortic dissection in 2020
And he wants to go into an office every day and do banking, the most boring thing you can do
This is mental illness @jpmorgan@Chase
So my WIFE (the retard)
Found a random pair of socks in our hamper and has been stewing over me cheating on her for 3 days while she was out town.
She didn’t wash them because she “was going to get them DNA tested” (unclear what that would do? You need to have another person to match to)
"i'm dying!!!" every year.
It's $200 grow the fuck up and stop living like this.
Same people will spend 2 months of the year "on holiday" traveling the world
Could have simply paid for my college and it would have solved a lot of issues, but now they own 3 homes and have too much money they won't spend that i'll inherit childless when I'm in my 60's, already rich af.
25 years ago Pizza Hut had punch cards, buy 10 large specialty pizzas, get one free. I worked there.
The spring on the "hut shape" puncher broke and I watched my manager throw it away.
I retrieved it and fixed it and you'll never guess how flooded these streets were with free pizza
(Similar to this one I found on google images)
100% the reason this person didn't get this job is internal politics. Seen it play out personally at the last 5 companies I've worked at.
At half of those companies it was common to quit and then get hired back at a higher level, as this was easier than getting a promotion.
I did a consulting call today with a 33 year old guy who makes $500k a year at a fully remote job.
30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife.
This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $10k a month more than he spends every month.
Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave.
Golden handcuffs.
It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company.
It’s hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job.
And it’s impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don’t start out lower and work your way up (with that stuff that isn’t exciting when you get a taste of decent money).
Difficult stuff.
“Ok so in your mind I met a random woman (would never talk to a random woman, out of fear of women) at the bar, who was wearing black ankle socks, and I plowed her and she left her socks here. ONLY her gym socks, and went home barefoot”
she says in the comments that she "saved money by not renting" but also doesn't say the cost of renovation, taxes, maintenance, and is losing her entire downpayment if the house sells for ask.
Who wins? Realtors twice. Inspectors TWICE. Bank. Appraisers. God damn.
Let me let you guys in on a little secret.
Paris sucks.
Yeah that’s right. Dump. Overrun with Chinese tourists. The louvre = too big, 99% of it is trash Jesus paintings. Eiffel Tower is a crowded hell hole. Dirty city. Food sucks. Ppl suck.
Go literally anywhere else.
Good news is @hasanthehun is now scared to leave his house and will be for a good while. Enjoy house arrest dipshit.
He's also scared to travel after his little "run in" with customs / TSA
Hi, I’ve solved the whole “we need more children thing”
It’s just free fucking daycare.
That’s it.
It’s free daycare.
Hear me out: FREE. DAY. CARE.
And we make fat old people pay for it. It’s honestly pretty simple.
Finally I was like, alright, honestly these look like your sisters socks. Are you sure she didn’t come over to your mom’s house and strip down and throw her dirty clothes in your laundry pile?
Understandable, tho Social security is also pegged to inflation, I think seniors got a 9% boost last year draining the SS $ budget further that is on track to run out long before I receive a dime of money I was forced to pay in.
I feel worse for young people who have no assets, are being laid off, or at best not seeing anywhere near 9% raises to keep up with the prices and are being left behind, not having kids and feeling permanently stuck.
I bought a call option that I intended to hold forever (Buy and Hold Guy).
Just got a notification from Robinhood saying it “expired”!????
What the fuck.
Stocks can just expire and be useless. My account is drained. How can they do this. This is a scam. Anyone help?
I’m a retired millennial and I eat takeout food for EVERY MEAL. Here’s the thing though: ITS ALL FREE.
Here’s how I do it: I walk into any major fast food place like Starbucks or Chipotle and just look at my phone casually, look at the pickup area, nod my head and grab one and walk out.
That’s why I’m rich and retired.
Having ~$100 million dollars liquid is truly an interesting limbo. Golden handcuffs in a way. You have almost infinite money for daily expenses like groceries, amazon binges and chill little vacations, but you can’t really splurge on anything sick.
You have just enough money to think about making a real boy amount, but a razor thin margin for error if you screw it up.
You’re also at the exact amount where it becomes cozy and hard to motivate yourself to go that much harder.
this is honestly the path, women have some evolutionary ick when they work and you don't, even if you have a trillion dollars, if they're in the (pretend girl) mines they want you in the mines all day
Tiffany Gomas Back at Airport, Plays Coy on What She 'Saw' on Plane
The woman who went viral for freaking out on a plane is hitting the skies again, hoping for a different outcome -- but still doing her damnedest to keep people wondering what she "saw" that day.
It's once again time for America's favorite gameshow:
ARE. YOU. RE'tarded.
The only game show that checks if Real Estate has completely broken someones ability to think.
On today's show we are looking at:
360 Nueces St, Austin, TX 78701
Rent or buy? The choice is yours.
I was pro tariffs.
Until about 30 of our clients at Somewhere dot com cancelled searches over the past three weeks. Hiring freezes all over the place.
Hit me in the pocket book already.
REMOVE TARIFFS.
Best part is @WSJ will lose like $10,000 of revenue because of this tweet when they could have instead given you a free sub, and $2000/yr to not tweet this.
dude did 9% if you assume he put ZERO other dollars into it.
S&P did 11.5%
He probably put a LOT into it, including multiple roofs, rennovations, maintenance, taxes, etc.
So he underperformed stocks by probably 4-5%
T4P
Here's some code for you, you fucking idiots
If age < 40
Total Comp < $200k
And NOT applying to 10 tech company jobs a day
Then
You're not retiring, you're working until you die, I'm not following you on your make believe "FIRE journey"
You absolute stupid fuck. You need to be making way more money.
Step 1: Get off this fucking site.
Step 2: Get a job at a tech company
There's like a 75% chance that GUY TALKS FINANCE doesn't realize that a credit card is an interest free loan, with purchase protection on fraud, prime forex rates, insurance etc. etc. + REWARDS
The financial wisdom of a 23 year old. Excited to see all opinions flip over time.
🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "The criminal justice system should assume the worst when a box of evidence goes missing. The box of missing paper is something you should go to prison for life for. I believe the shredders are working overtime. I think they're looking at what's happening with USAID and they're saying 'Oh shit, the DOGE boys are coming here next, we've got to do something."
Anyone talking about tariffs in the 1930s is fucking retarded.
There was basically zero global trade compared to today you stupid fucks. No one in the markets right now even remembers the 70s.
Show me someone with good economic data from 1930s that could accurately measure or analyze anything at all. They barely had phones.
Use your fucking brain for 1 second