My job for the last 6 months was to make Kalshi's crypto prediction markets the largest in the world. We smashed that goal, and are black-holing the entire global market share for crypto predictions at a rapidly accelerating pace. We're now 2x larger than the closest competitor. $120m/month in November -> $2bn cleared in May. And now I turn my attention to Kalshi Perps. People deserve regulated access to perps - it's the fastest growing new financial tool in the world. I'm going to run back the same playbook...hope you enjoy it.

so basically > guy reported fake news (that was actually real news) > all of world finance aped the news and added 2.5T to the market > news reported as fake, so everyone dumped > japanese bank blows up > DJT reports the previously fake news again, but this time as real news > all of world finance is sidelined and apes the news and added 4T to the market in an hour so basically finance is just memecoins with suits

the life of the uber rich is so far removed from the average human existence it's hard to describe it lmao

I have genuinely never seen anything like this Fitting for the coin that ruined everything tbh

All of my coins trading like Kamala is getting inaugurated in 8 days....

As an 8 year user of Metamask who (stupidly) never moved to Rabby or any of the other EVM browser wallets that actually work well I expect no less than a 7 figure airdrop

Imagine what happens if he announces no cap gains tax on crypto lmao

pumpfun casino is dying because the showrunners forgot the most important part of traditional casinos free drinks and fabricated attention from women are why people consume the vegas entertainment product when you decide to speedrun max extraction (aka cut all the free drinks, bonus bets, cheap hookers) the patrons leave to go find a better experience somewhere else there is a reason sports betting sites have seemingly giga-generous sign up bonuses/juiced bets/etc - if retail thinks you're actively screwing them, they won't play. This was already happening in the pfun casino, but there was a masterful marketing effort to convince everyone otherwise

Ngl it’s crazy that the new Black Mirror season has pumpfun streaming in the first episode We might not be “early” anymore

So if I put $125k into bitcoin and it goes to $600k I'll make $475k? Yeah everyone is getting rich off that

ETH culture > SOL culture Sorry not sorry

icobaby 2 is a boy :) Found out he’s very healthy and developing perfectly…February is going to be a lot of fun

Lmao it’s so over We thought we would dump on retail We were retail 😹😹😹

Genuinely worst alt-only capitulation day I’ve ever seen in 7+ years BTC might even close the day green while many CT favorites are down 25-40% Incredible tech

Congratulations to everyone who kept spyware on their computers for 10 months in order to receive $3.72 Ty for playing

We could have had it so good 😭😭

This is literally the future btw. Trading is the best game ever created. Markets are the ultimate expression of PvP. Crypto is the greatest social MMO ever developed. Live-trading perps. Live-trading mention markets. This is a much better representation of what "socialfi" actually looks like. The socialization of trading. Take a sticky product and layer on social events. It's WoW Auction House/OSRS Grand Exchange meets real world money games. The future trends *toward* this end-state, not away from it.

>LIBRA funds unfrozen >Mika/Vape Cabal crashout >Kanye coin drops All within 24 hours Surely all just a coincidence…right?

Ansem and BL going to jail in the same week is crazy work by the scriptwriters

Gm friends I’ve breadcrumbed everyone long enough - it’s time. Beyond excited to finally announce that I’ve joined Proof of Play as their Mindshare Lead (totally not made up, extremely serious job title). I’ve been friendly with PoP for quite a while, and I can only describe the opportunity as serendipity. Big things are happening at the company and they needed someone to help tell the Proof of Play story. I was looking for an exciting new challenge and crypto is one of my favorite things of all time - it’s my dream job. It just makes sense. I won’t lie, I find it very funny that I literally didn’t submit a résumé to them…a CT account and a dream is all you need. So what does it practically mean for you - my incredible audience? Honestly - not a ton changes. I’m still going to be sharing what I’m doing in crypto and talking about what I think is interesting and valuable and trying new stuff and hopefully making money (for me and for you guys). But now I get to intentionally spotlight a great company building a sustainable, real business utilizing the financial unlocks that crypto provides. And that’s part of why this role makes so much sense - I believe in what Proof of Play is building. I believe in the people. I believe in the vision and direction. And I’m really excited to help you all get there. The goal is to have “Powered by Proof of Play” plastered on every app - crypto and not-crypto and for you guys to question why your favorite apps *aren’t* using the services and tools we build. It’s ambitious - and that’s exciting. So - you’ll see some more targeted articles and posts from me about what the company is doing and the way we’re approaching onchain services, games, token design, and a bunch of other bits and pieces. I’ll also be helping architect the comms strategies and overall company narrative. You can be confident that I believe in what we’re doing…or I wouldn’t have signed on. I’m excited to tell the story and help you all see the vision as well. A huge thanks to the team for seeing and valuing my skillset and abilities and recognizing that I can be effective in this role while engaging with the broader CT discourse. I’m of the opinion that it’s *impossible* to be effectively banner carry for a crypto company without being deeply immersed in the culture, vibes, and conversation, and they’re willing to let me prove that out. I can’t share specifics about what is in the chamber, but I would make sure I’m paying attention. We announced on Monday that we value the PIRATE token, and we're done bleeding it out via broken P2E systems. PoP is here to win, and we’re going to catch a lot of people by surprise. Much luv and moon that. -ico

I've had 37 dudes on payroll having conversations with themselves in the Monad discord for the last 2.5 years. They have the highest roles and totally separate wallets and have multiple whitelists for the best ecosystem NFTs. Total weekly cost $117. I cannot wait for TGE.

Brother your exchange getting hacked wiped 100 billion off the Ethereum marketcap maybe sit this one out champ

So there’s a couple possible outcomes here: 1) your scale/weighing method/etc is not accurate 2) you just solved quantum physics and disproved the fundamental law of conservation of mass My bet is on 1)

ChatGPT goes down and suddenly 99% of CT content is missing...curious

This dude might actually be retarded btw Not only did he piss off a *lot* of potentially violent people and cause them substantial financial losses, he’s now acting like sort-of-unrugging after they’ve all realized losses and bottom feeders have loaded up for round 2. All while releasing a public statement effectively throwing the literal president of another country under the bus. And fully doxxing lmao. I don’t even know what to say 😹😹😹

I really don’t think it should be a hot take that a PENGU ETF is quite possibly the dumbest fking thing I’ve seen in a while We don’t need ETFs for ghost chains, much less sub 6 month old memecoins. If the boomers are barely interested in buying ETH (much less SOL), why in the world would they even consider touching something called PENGU

Crossed 22900 yaps today on @KaitoAI. You may not like it, but this is what peak social reputation looks like in Web3.

Insane.

oh yeah btw icobaby2 coming Spring 2026 :)

AHHHHHHH INFLATION ASTRONOMICALLY HIGHER THAN BELIEVED QUICK LETS MARKET SELL OUR INFLATION HEDGES

POV you fudded Monad on the timeline for the last 18 months and got a larger airdrop than gm scientists in discord

Lmao This sort of thing will absolutely *destroy* the morale of the trenches. 17 second hold time broccoli heads cannot fathom a single green 4 hour candle, much less 10 in a row

1,600,000 million??? so 1,600,000,000,000? ...that's a LOT of dudes

Ngl this basically explains why everyone on CT seems so angry They were sold a lie for the last 3 years and have basically no BTC or ETH Systematically executed in the orderbooks and onchain

My favorite part about the Solana blockchain is that you can always count on it being completely unusable in situations where it's absolutely necessary that you be able to use it 3 years and that hasn't changed

Bridged 0.4e to Abstract ~6 months ago (it was ~$1k at the time). Goal was to do 100x on a new chain. Haven't been particularly active by any means, and missed a bunch of the major memes (Abster/Noot/etc) Current AGW holdings below. Job's not finished, but feeling p good.

Airdrop farmers are the single worst possible foundation for a community (except for maybe 'gaming' airdrop farmers) They're all mercenary gaslighters who will literally turn the barrel around on you the *instant* you suggest that they'll get less than they think they deserve And they all think they deserve way more than they're worth because we conditioned them for 4 years to believe that spamming random txns on testnets or playing the role of gm scientist in discord for a few months somehow produced economic value in the 4-5 figure skin in the game or gtfo is the path forward

Someone pls help I literally can't stop making money on Abstract

Holy shit we are so back The Microstrategy of Ethereum has emerged

We lost the LA Vape Cabal and less than a week later the skid row fent pushers filled the void 💀

Ngl it’s really funny that I soft-fudded monad on the timeline for 2 years + never did any socials grinding + barely hold any NFTs and I got a level 5 allocation 😂 A strong CT account is the most +EV thing you can build on the social side of any industry

So wait are we to believe it’s coincidence that “James Wynn” gets publicly liq hunted for $100m while BTC chopped in a 2% range and CZ just randomly happens to drop a longform think piece on the need for perp dex dark pools like 24 hours later? All after CZ claimed to have never used a dex like 2 months ago while pushing BSC memes? Idk man that’s maybe even more sus than dropping a 6 page meme thesis 3 minutes after deployment

The Base airdrop will be massive and still most will miss it because they're not able to read between the lines and are already just grinding out txns across a bunch of wallets imo Base team/eco has been extremely on the nose about how to qualify/juice allocation. Good luck

If we really bart this entire move I might quit cryptocurrency for good tbh

Send this cool website to your favorite BAYC holder

Ok but fr if the pump trenches really are cooked and no one wants to play anymore then what happens to SOL? Like does anyone actually use the chain for anything else?

Ngl bros it sure does feel like the “winners” in crypto are either all ex-quant, ex-RuneScape, or currently criminals Just something to think about

It only takes a year to drastically change your life... ico storytime inbound A year ago I had <$60k onchain and ~7k followers. Cool, but not life changing. - Blast farming was over - Had made a lot of friends (that was cool)...but hadn't made a lot of money - I wasn't sure what to do next - I loved crypto (always have) but it just wasn't clear to me where to go - Decided to stay focused on the vision - provide value relentlessly - Just kept posting. Every day. Try to find something worth sharing...and do that. - You see me today - what you don't see is the months of grinding it out to get where I am now - Keep it up until October - Virtuals looks interesting - $900 -> life changing trade - Social following grows as we made a lot of ppl a lot of money - Start to think I could turn this (social crypto) from a hobby into something that can take care of my family - January hits -> TRUMP trade -> literally every coin other than BTC bleeds out - Think no chance I can quit my job and go full time - Just keep posting -> Kaito becomes a kingmaker...and I had positioned myself perfectly for it - Socials keep growing - Coins bottom in April -> stick to the plan (hodl to gen wealth) - Realize I can provide a lot of value to cool projects that have great product but no public voice - All the coins come back to life - Write my own job description - Quit my IRL job -> start my dream job (ty Proof of Play - don't fade us) - Buy the family castle - Make more on Abstract in 5 months from $1k than my entire onchain networth a year ago - We might actually have won forever - CT changed my life Forever grateful for the friends and projects that helped me get where I am today. Pacmoon, Bobby, Lambo, Legendary, S4mmy, Virtuals, Blast, Ghost, Avalanche, Yu Hu, Polkadot, R3ACH, Fantasy, Game Theory, Doggo, Hyperliquid...and many more Jobs not finished but man the goal is in sight. Best industry in the world. Life changed forever. Moon that

What did the 4chan guy know?

And somehow, Daily runners (since the scandal): 0

So is Hayden Davis just gonna walk away with that $100m?

$1k -> $100k challenge on Abstract ✅ ~7 months(?) The green chain is good

so basically... Figma IPO'd at ~$30 as valued by private bankers where you got allo based on fees you pay to the underwriters ~60% of the sale was for private shareholders the actual market opens at 95, and goes past 120 meaning... Figma missed out on ~$3B and retail got rinsed so basically this is was a bundled shitter with MEV for Wall Street suits

There are actually still dudes spending 12-15 hrs a day actively scanning pump shitters to try and flip $100 on a 70k mcap coin Lost generation

Most insane daily chart on any major in crypto right now and only like 3 people I know have any exposure

Crypto twitter is a video game and if you hit the right buttons in the right order you can buy a house Best industry in the world

1) every token trends to 0 because they're all shitters 2) kraken was good 3) you saying you still want to launch your own token is what smoked jailstool. One coin, everyone knows the rules

The literal leader of the free world (in 6 days) is selling his BTC for ETH and you still aren’t convinced he’s gonna pump the absolute sht out of this?? Nah man

I don’t believe you. Not a chance you guys owned a ton of BTC from $100-200 range and you never once victory lapped on it until now given how much you can’t help talking about your other successful investments

So basically: - Saylor sets the playbook for treasury co’s by buying a ungodly amt of BTC based on investor demand - is the only one to do it for ages - it turns out he was building the greatest number go up tech ever - ETH bros see this and decide “why not us too ETH is good and less emissions” - even better number go up tech - we psyop the entire world into believing both of these are great and the boomers pile trillions in - a bunch of mid-tier tradfi KOLs spin up t-cos for a bunch of assets literally no one wants - those all go up to - eventually the whole thing blows up and we all go to 0 So basically treasury companies are like memecoin pvp for Wall Street

We used to be an industry where you could post a drainer in an ape chat and instantly make $500k Now you compromise the entire supply chain with billions of infected downloads and can't get enough to pay for dinner for a family of 5

So you lied to everyone on stream while pretending you were always honest and waited to release this until after the Nick exposé Get the fuck out of here and never come back you giant piece of shit

Just sold my Monad Card allo OTC for $60k on the Arbitrum premarket. gud tek

Blockchain ability to rebrand things will be studied for millennia

I'm currently making ~$200/day ($6k/month) *PASSIVELY* using ~$110k from my liquid port (less a single bitcoin). How? DeFi. That's how you make and compound money...I've been hammering this into your heads for a reason. I have more to say on it soon. DeFi is a GIGANTIC financial unlock. I didn't include other LPs here that aren't stable/stable or single-side (so no project x/etc here - but those are also excellent sources of income). These current yield spots: - 37% APY on tBTC on Hydration paid out in gigaDOT on Polkadot through the incentivized LP program - 80% APY on USDB on Blast paid out in BLAST (I convert to USDB when the price is favorable every few days or weeks) - 19% APY on USDC on Hyperliquid using 2x leverage on delta neutral farming for HYPE on Liminal. And I'm not even maximizing or chasing the absolute highest yields. There are even better spots out there (but i'm kinda lazy). You are leaving free money on the table. I've printed a smidge north of $21k using these methods since April. It just works. Leverage compounding and emissions.

Ngl bros, once in a cycle fumble by Coinbase/Base team if Moonshot lists VIRTUAL first The Solana crew may be mostly powered by crime, but at least they’re smart businesspeople Literally listing VIRTUAL a month ago and full porting institutional support behind the Virtuals ecosystem would have cemented Base as the place to be for AI <> Crypto, but instead the news today is Virtuals expanding to Solana Big whiff here imo…but great for my Virtuals bags

Genuinely touched by the immense outpouring of love and support from all of my anonymous magic internet money friends today. It truly means the world to me that you guys care enough to drop a message/dm/etc. No point being mysterious about this - mrsico and I found out we were expecting icobaby2 a few weeks back. Today we found out that it wasn’t just icobaby2, but also icobaby3. Unfortunately at the same time we couldn’t find a heartbeat and their growth was really badly behind schedule…to the point that the doc thinks they will not make it. We will know more/confirm things soon. Suffice it to say we’re pretty crushed. We will be fine in the long run, but in the interim it really sucks. We believe that God has a plan for our lives as parents and family builders, and while it doesn’t make sense right now (and might never) we’re accepting that we don’t make the rules or ultimately get to decide how any of this works. Without faith and family, this would be even more difficult to handle. Struggled over whether or not to share this, but ultimately decided to in the hopes that it may encourage others that might experience similar grief. We are still immensely blessed and thankful for our healthy child, but today we’re grieving the probable loss of two additions to our family. Shtposting for me is a bit of a coping mechanism and way to keep my mind occupied, so I’ll probably still be around in the middle of this, but the second it impedes supporting mrsico walk through this season I’ll vanish like batman.

lmfao Launch NFT project in height of NFT bull Couple years later take a world tour, even bridging at one point to Flow...which I bet most of you didn't know was even a blockchain Finally, launch a shitter. On Solana. A chain your brand has never touched. With a "future" bridge to Base... Just send everything to 0

Crossed 26,750 yaps today on @KaitoAI. You may not like it, but this is what peak social reputation looks like in Web3.

I literally don’t give a single fk about short term price action for the next couple months Strategic reserve is happening. Every country in the world that wants to keep up must follow suit This is it lads. Most of us will actually make it It’s been a pleasure bullposting through the blood with you all

gn achievement unlocked

Really terrible family news this morning. Some things matter a lot more than the coins. Hold your loved ones close

In hindsight, the strategy of buying a coin literally called VAPOR and sitting on it for a couple of months may not have been the best idea

Oh yeah btw I quit my job

Hearing VIRTUAL isn’t spot listed on any T1s yet because the market makers can’t get enough coins Higher lmao

Thanks for 60k friends Been a hell of a year

So MegaETH is stupid fast I've been playing around with Noise...and it doesn't even feel like using a chain. Instant/real-time snappiness... This is a gigantic UX improvement (assuming it stays stable). ETH really might have a comeback

Sold some crypto Won the game Degen Spartan if you can hear me - I did it

A custom pfp from a respected 1/1 artist does more for your perceived legitimacy than ppl realize Give me a 1k follower acc with a Bold custom over a 50k botted azuki or AI slop anime profile anyday

Learned a whole lot from Blockgraze posting this in January. mrsico and I found our dream house last weekend. We're gonna buy it. Under contract now. Crypto made it possible. I'm not disappearing (far from that actually) but I made life changing money this cycle. This time around I'm actually changing my life with it.

Just fyi, bottom is in - $82,000 BTC Inflation data won’t be bad tomorrow Probably won’t even delete if I’m wrong bc nobody still on CT to see it or remember

Crypto has completely cooked my sense of monetary value I had an internal debate about spending an extra $150 to upgrade some fans in the new house to what mrsico wanted… And then 20 minutes later a ripped a band into football dot fun on Solana packs without thinking twice Magic internet money has so much more velocity than real dollars. I think that’s why so many lose it all

Crossed 25,400 yaps today on @KaitoAI You may not like it, but this is what peak social reputation looks like in Web3.

Labubu blind boxes are the single most bullish potential catalyst for NFTs since 2021 and you don't see a single NFT bro on this app even mentioning it curious

Ngl bros it’s pretty insane when you realize that like 3 years ago simply owning a BAYC or MAYC was the only requirement to be an “advisor” or “consultant” And we wonder why there’s no good tokens rn 😹

You may not like it, but this is what peak CT performance looks like

Friends - I leave you with this tonight: Think about how you felt today. For most of you, it should be joy and excitement, assuming you actually allocated substantial capital to the industry you log on and shtpost about every single day. Now imagine that 3x a week for the next 6 months. *That* is the golden bullrun. Believe once again. For those of you sidelined, I imagine today was painful and you will be tempted to psyop yourself into thinking a mere move from 113 to 116 was a "blow off top" and you'll catch the retest or wait for it to "sweep the lows" yet again - that would be foolish. Swallow your pride and allocate, or forever remain sidelined. When Bitcoin crosses $1m, you won't care if you bought at 110 or 116. The denominator and entry are irrelevant.

Ngl bros, Bybit giving themselves all the pump allo after seeing price settle above ico ask is the most exchange thing ever Hyperliquid

The new @ is so clean Thanks for the hookup @XHandles

Not sure how I missed this, but thanks for 50k friends. Genuinely surreal. 12 months ago I had less than 10k...18 months ago, less than 2k. 24 months ago I didn't exist. And now for a little story time... Late 2023 I came to believe that CT was fundamentally broken. Most of the "good guys" had already won and gone on to greener pastures. The power void they left behind was filled with some of the most unethical, shady people you could imagine. That didn't sit well with me - large swaths of CT were getting absolutely rinsed on the reg by people who were pissing on them and telling them it was raining. The problem? I had literally 0 social presence...and no one cared what I thought. So what do you do if you have no footprint and no voice? You try to figure out how to stand out...because the message that crypto is still a big enough pie for everyone to eat, and there's room still for most to win/do well is important enough to fight for. And that's what we did. It started with Blast. Every. Damn. Day. Discover value - deliver value. Rinse. Repeat Wake up and do it again...and again...and again. Oh yeah...and don't try to monetize off your followers. Just show up every fking day and give value away without asking for anything. About a year ago I sat down with mrsico and we talked about CT and the fun I was having and how I thought there might actually be some long run value in it. And to my surprise she told to me to run after it hard...as long as I could juggle being a dad and my day job. And it was AWESOME. I hope everyone gets the chance to find something that they truly love doing - it feels like a literal superpower. So that's how it went. We ran it up through Blast S1 and S2. Then we caught Virtuals and minted a bunch of millionaires (will always cherish those DMs). Then we caught Kaito...and made a bunch of people a bunch of money...and the mission hasn't changed. Win big with friends in public. Make yourself so valuable to others that it's a liability to ignore you. And who knows - you might just find yourself on the receiving end of an offer you can't refuse...more on that soon :)

Just got off a call with my buddy who works at the biggest OTC desk in crypto and they literally are down to their last 17 BTC. Do with that what you will